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Twitter Beef of the Day: Chael Sonnen Serves Mayhem Miller a Nice Glass of STFU


(Pictured from left to right: Jason Miller‘s mother, Chael Sonnen, and Jason Miller’s girlfriend.) 

There is no truly no place on the Internet more hate stricken than that of the Twittersphere, other than Sputnikmusic or well…here, of course. I’ll be honest, I’ve had a Twitter account for a few months now and I’m still not truly sure as to what its purpose on this world is. Do I care if Kourtney Kardashian is currently releasing the contents of her latest trip to Moe’s in the second floor bathroom of a Versace outlet? Not really, but apparently there are nearly six million people on this planet that need to be made aware of this disturbing fact, right down to how many pieces of corn managed to find their way into the bowl. But I digress.

Perhaps the most ironic aspect of Twitter, at least in my mind, is its ability to make celebrities willingly trade away the last bit of privacy they so desperately ask for when bombarded by the media. In less than 150 characters, these public figures can run their names into the ground, yet even the UFC encourages it, handing out monetary awards for “creativity” and “growth percentage” for this “social” media network. Where, in times past, people wrote down their thoughts in journals, diaries, or simply let a thought go, nowadays everyone from Miguel Torres to King Mo have significantly screwed themselves by using this device as a platform to express their innermost feelings for the world to see, somehow unaware that it would bite them in the ass almost immediately. Such is the case for Jason “Mayhem” Miller.

Always the funnyman, Miller took to his Twitter yesterday and jotted down quite a zinger in light of Chael Sonnen’s recent Twitter remarks concerning Alistair Overeem:

@mayhemmiller
Chael berating someone on their test level is like me making fun of someone’s bad haircut.

Pretty good, right? It’s not Patrick Cote smack-talking some sense into Tim Sylvia good, but there’s no denying that Sonnen was out of line, you know, considering Overeem’s T/E levels were lower than that of Sonnen’s when he pissed dirty just two years ago. Well, apparently Sonnen, like most shit talkers, doesn’t like it when the jokes are aimed at him, and fired back with the following:

@sonnench
MayHem: Due to time constraints I am currently confining my Twitter wars to active, relevant, fighters ONLY. Buy a T-shirt on your way out.

I may be new to the Twittersphere, but I believe the hashtag I’m looking for here is #BOOMHeadshot.

And though Miller would respond with, “don’t worry-you’re a beatdown away from obscurity. I’ll be happy to beat your head in-that’s if it’s not still on a pike in Rio,” the damage was clearly done. Even though I am normally quick to back Miller up in most cases, I think the winner of this one is Mr. Sonnen by a factor of about a fucking thousand. Considering Miller was nearly beaten into obscurity by Michael Bisping following a shitstorm of trash talk, his response here is less a clever comeback and more a reminder of all the money he cost me at the TUF 14 Finale. And God forbid he isn’t able to get past C.B. Dolloway on May 26th, or he will literally mirror the statement he just made.

And with that, yet another case of pointless pseudo-celebrity verbal warfare has come to a close. Miller has now been defeated by Sonnen in both the cyber ring and the caged one. Meanwhile, Mark Hunt is quietly using the social device for it’s only positive purpose, Twitter-bombing your way into a title shot. God bless America.

-J. Jones

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mvalle888- July 7, 2012 at 8:35 pm
You can check more about Chael's girlfriend Brittany here http://fandaily.info/?p=26672, pics as well
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fact- April 10, 2012 at 3:47 pm
sonnen loses everytime he speaks. he pissed dirty and is a disgrace to all bigots, and convicted felons when he doesn't even have the balls to fess up. although, that really isn't that hard to understand why. they shriveled up. he uses more than overeem. all the shit talk and roids won't save him from the tire and gasoline that awaits in brazil. I hope they do it live on ppv
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pogodog7- April 10, 2012 at 11:58 am
If that is Mayhem's mom, I'll be his daddy.
JoAnna- April 10, 2012 at 11:44 am
Come on Mayhem, please don't disappoint me like you did with Bisping. Ground and pound, better yet, a standing guillotine till he drops. I am a fan of yours and it was so disappointing to see Bisping beat you. Make this fight yours. ;o)
bearcat- April 10, 2012 at 10:51 am
mayhem disgraced himself as the worst fighter ever against Bisbing.
JoAnna- April 10, 2012 at 11:45 am
Dude, I was so disappointed in his performance in that fight. Gotta agree with you.
Lonnie Batt- April 10, 2012 at 11:26 am
He sure did,, mayhem has forgotten what got him to where he is today....
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Fletch the V Stretch- April 10, 2012 at 5:57 am
Man you gotta give it up Chael can talk shit with the best of them. P4P Ufc shit talking champion, bar none.
MoshuDragon- April 9, 2012 at 9:25 pm
I'm just wondering where Chael ripped that line from.
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FilmDrunk- April 9, 2012 at 4:22 pm
Also, Sonnen's "win" over Bisping was bullshit.
HandsofGold- April 9, 2012 at 9:50 pm
lmao wrong
FilmDrunk- April 9, 2012 at 4:21 pm
Sonnen talking shit on someone's roid test was BEGGING to get made fun of. You have to be seriously delusional to open your mouth when you TESTED HIGHER THAN THAT GUY (Overeem: 14:1 t/e ratio, Sonnen 16.9:1 t/e ratio after the Silva fight). I know the guy is a good troll, but you have to be totally ignorant of history to give him "oh snap, girlfriend" credit for this one.
Get Off Me- April 9, 2012 at 4:09 pm
I'd wait until after Sonnen vs. Silva in Rio to declare a winner in this twit beef.
HandsofGold- April 9, 2012 at 3:25 pm
For one Sonnen has already thrown Miller around like a rag doll before, and two didn't Miller just gas out and get his ass kicked by Bisping? I would just keep my head down and focus on training to fight that other guy that is about to be booted from the UFC.....
JoAnna- April 10, 2012 at 11:46 am
Oh, please don't remind me of that disastrous fight Mayhem had with Bisping... I was beyond disappointed in Mayhem.
Fletch the V Stretch- April 10, 2012 at 5:56 am
Haha my damn thumbs up button appeared to not be working so like an impatient child on Christmas eve I hit it 4 times. So, congrats! 4 Thumbs up!
Anhonestmoose- April 9, 2012 at 3:20 pm
I'm sure Mayhem will hold his own in this beef for a few exchanges, maybe even get in some good shots. Pretty soon, though, he will get tired of it, Chael will start to dominate and Miller will turtle up on his keyboard. Just another day at the office.
RwilsonR- April 9, 2012 at 3:04 pm
Chael's undersized testicle has better cardio than Mayhem.
JoAnna- April 10, 2012 at 11:46 am
LOL... ;o)
Dirt- April 9, 2012 at 2:49 pm
Really... 1. Who cares 2. Miller needs to worry about his own shit before talking it.

BTW 1st
RwilsonR- April 9, 2012 at 3:01 pm
Except now first is the default last with the new comments section ordering, as your post will be on the bottom. So CP's format has taken the wind out of your sails.
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