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Twitter Beef of the Day: Ronda Rousey Just Signed Her Death Warrant

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(Oh, Ronda, you really might want to consider keeping that beautiful mouth shut for a while.) 

Ronda Rousey is a dead woman walking, ladies and gentlemen. In the midst of preparing for her title shot against newly crowned Strikeforce women’s bantamweight champion Meisha Tate, you’d think the Olympic Judoka’s focus would remain solely on the tassk at hand. But apparently Ms. Rousey is taking a book out of Chael Sonnen’s chapter, as she is stirring up some serious shit with former Strikeforce women’s featherweight champion Cristiane Santos.

It all began when “Cyborg” tested positive for steroids in the wake of her 16 second victory over Hiroko Yamanaka, which gave Ronda all the ammunition she needed to lob a hell storm of insults at the former champ. But Cyborg, who was somehow able to find a working computer WITH internet access in Brazil, recently tweeted the following photo as a warning to Rousey:


For those of you who don’t speak Goldbergian Japanese, Cyborg’s tweet reads: Next victim…Ronda!! No mercy!!

Now, where that tweet would have been enough to make most of us kiss our loved ones goodbye and flee the country in fear, it only fueled the fire for Rousey, who responded:

Dear God Ronda, have you ever heard the phrase “don’t poke the bear?” Well, you literally just poked a genetically engineered super-bear that will now spend every moment of its hibernation dreaming of ways in which it can tear you limb from limb. A bear who’s precision is so…precise. A bear who, if not the Michael Jordan of female MMA, is at least the Larry Bird.

And that hibernation may just be cut short, as Cyborg is set to appeal her one year suspension on April 6th, claiming that her dietary supplements may have been tainted and were therefore responsible for her failed drug test.

The Ronda Rousey death pool is officially open for bidding.

-Danga 

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Mir please break Brocks neck- January 29, 2012 at 9:32 pm
I'd definitely 'tun in' to see this fight! Then I'd whack off to it.... have a bologna sandwich, a cigarette....then curl up to sleep with Palm-ela. GO RHONDA! Kick her ass!!! We love ya girl!!!!!!
allex- January 22, 2012 at 8:16 am
"But Cyborg, who was somehow able to find a working computer WITH internet access in Brazil..."

Seriously, dude, fuck you. There's internet service everywhere in Brazil. Up to 100mb is pretty common.
Naghammadi- January 20, 2012 at 3:48 pm
Cry-borg should stay in Brazil and spend her time picking Brazil nuts and being tested for PEDS!!!!
leohandicaprio- January 19, 2012 at 3:27 pm
Rousey had plenty to say on the Rogan podcast about watching Cyborg fight and having no real respect for her technique.
Rousey by arm-snappy move
pogodog7- January 19, 2012 at 12:21 pm
Ronda, you are the best.
pedromadi- January 18, 2012 at 8:19 am
"But Cyborg, who was somehow able to find a working computer WITH internet access in Brazil, recently tweeted the following photo as a warning to Rousey."

I think you are taking a book of Chael chapter too, buddy. Not cool.
I Know Nothing- January 18, 2012 at 7:36 am
nice Photoshop skills
XENOPHON- January 17, 2012 at 10:41 pm
@RwilsonR
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Where you been all day, this place really needs your solid grounding. Just frazzled all fucking day.
RwilsonR- January 17, 2012 at 10:03 pm
XENO, I don't check CP for a day and I miss all your love. Right back at ya, bud. Love the title to your book, too.
fatbellyfrank- January 17, 2012 at 9:09 pm
Funny how an article on momens MMA( which we all know is a waste of time right guys)gets the most comments. just sayin
StinkFacer- January 17, 2012 at 9:09 pm
cyborg over rousey via photoshop, in the 5th round. any takers?
MyFightWiffaCheeto- January 17, 2012 at 7:13 pm
I'm pretty stoked that ReX is fully into Rousey now.

Now his wife will stop worrying so much about me being inside her.

Captcha: refrally glancing
ReX13- January 17, 2012 at 6:11 pm
RSparrow >> Naw, man, that's Danga's girl. I did have a thing for Carissa Furr for a minute, but now i'm pretty much a one-woman kinda guy. (Meaning Ronda. [Don't tell my wife.])
thegorilla- January 17, 2012 at 6:04 pm
Did I miss the article where we all decided not to talk about how Ronda Rousey looks a slight bit man-ish? Look at her hands and forearms in the picture above. I'm not trying to accuse her of being a juice monkey or anything.

I guess I'm just wondering if I'm the only one who sees the signs?

CAPTCHA: Rumble Oncycle

What does that even mean??
RSparrow- January 17, 2012 at 6:04 pm
Oh u got Rousey.. Cool..
RSparrow- January 17, 2012 at 6:03 pm
Rex, isn't your girl Carmen? I got Gina mofo!!!
JUDOknowSHIT- January 17, 2012 at 5:49 pm
I love that girl. the shit-talking makes her hotter.
ReX13- January 17, 2012 at 5:26 pm
Oh yeah, ya'll need to be respectful when you're talking about my girlfriend. Or she'll armbar the shit out of you.
Ricardo Guitardo- January 17, 2012 at 4:58 pm
Does anyone know where to buy steroid-laced suupliments?
Ricardo Guitardo- January 17, 2012 at 4:56 pm
I find it exciting when hot chicks talk about handling dicks.
RSparrow- January 17, 2012 at 4:46 pm
Yes that works, any from Spearmint Rhino will do. Texas is awesome... Women are great... Just look a little different than the ones that venture on your planet.
XENOPHON- January 17, 2012 at 4:05 pm
@RSparrow - I’m on point about everything, all the fucking time. _ GRIN
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...for that one, you owe me one free drink at that bar your always talking about. And I think I will be flying into Texas for a few days too many. I think outside of Dallas somewhere, is your bar near Dallas? Near Love Field.
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I'll make it point to stop in Las Vegas first and pick up some hookers and blow. Does that work?
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So everyone here thinks Mousey is going to eat some Taint. HUmmm ?
rampage01- January 17, 2012 at 3:50 pm
cyborg maybe juiced,but she's a f-ing savage, ronda would get her pretty face mess up if they ever fight. even worse than gina's
RSparrow- January 17, 2012 at 3:07 pm
Lmao, 99% of the time and it's great. My bar opens in March, CP convention pending. Xenos bringing party favors
Get Off Me- January 17, 2012 at 2:43 pm
@Rsparrow
Brain Stann ring a bell? How's H-Town?
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