(Oh, Ronda, you really might want to consider keeping that beautiful mouth shut for a while.)
Ronda Rousey is a dead woman walking, ladies and gentlemen. In the midst of preparing for her title shot against newly crowned Strikeforce women’s bantamweight champion Meisha Tate, you’d think the Olympic Judoka’s focus would remain solely on the tassk at hand. But apparently Ms. Rousey is taking a book out of Chael Sonnen’s chapter, as she is stirring up some serious shit with former Strikeforce women’s featherweight champion Cristiane Santos.
It all began when “Cyborg” tested positive for steroids in the wake of her 16 second victory over Hiroko Yamanaka, which gave Ronda all the ammunition she needed to lob a hell storm of insults at the former champ. But Cyborg, who was somehow able to find a working computer WITH internet access in Brazil, recently tweeted the following photo as a warning to Rousey:
For those of you who don’t speak Goldbergian Japanese, Cyborg’s tweet reads: Next victim…Ronda!! No mercy!!
Now, where that tweet would have been enough to make most of us kiss our loved ones goodbye and flee the country in fear, it only fueled the fire for Rousey, who responded:
Dear God Ronda, have you ever heard the phrase “don’t poke the bear?” Well, you literally just poked a genetically engineered super-bear that will now spend every moment of its hibernation dreaming of ways in which it can tear you limb from limb. A bear who’s precision is so…precise. A bear who, if not the Michael Jordan of female MMA, is at least the Larry Bird.
And that hibernation may just be cut short, as Cyborg is set to appeal her one year suspension on April 6th, claiming that her dietary supplements may have been tainted and were therefore responsible for her failed drug test.
The Ronda Rousey death pool is officially open for bidding.
-Danga
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Comments
Tue, 01/17/12 - 09:05
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY BABY!!!
Tue, 01/17/12 - 09:07
That sexy bitch has got a mouth on her...I love it
Tue, 01/17/12 - 09:08
Remember when Gina had mount on Cyborg, but didn't know what to do? Yeah, well, Ronda won't have that problem.
Tue, 01/17/12 - 09:10
acutally i think rousey will beat cyborg if they ever fight, now that cyborg is going to be a shell of her former manhood without all the man juice coursing through her blood. .
Tue, 01/17/12 - 09:11
Go Ronda - I want to see her turn into Paula Harris and take Cyborgs fucking arm home.
Tue, 01/17/12 - 09:12
Why do fighters continually use defamatory insults that associate male genitalia with rude behavior? As a male, I find it is a gross injustice and a heartless generalization to refer to rude people as "dicks". I has very happy that the media swarmed when the the insult "cunt" was recently used in regards to a whiney female reporter, and I look forward to the media attacking Rowdy for the use of the word "dick".
Tue, 01/17/12 - 09:14
That was sarcasm, by the way
Tue, 01/17/12 - 09:18
Cyborg was the first fighter fighting in women's mma to star in her own movie. The movie was called "Sleep Away Camp" and Cyborg shows up right at the end of the film. . Ronda's jealous because Cyborg's junk is bigger than her BF's.
Tue, 01/17/12 - 09:19
I think Ronda will toss that tranny on her fugly mug and then crush her massive adams apple.
Tue, 01/17/12 - 09:20
Danga, that was a photo shopped picture of Gina. She wasnt beat up like that. C'mon man!!!
Tue, 01/17/12 - 09:21
Seems to me like Rousey ought to mind her own fucking business. Trying to punk out someone who just got handed a 6-month suspension, and who also fights a weight class above her, never mind her seventh-grade level insult skills, makes her looks like a moron. I think shit-talking is cool, if you want to play the heel character like Sonnen, but that doesn't seem to me to be what she's going for. Instead, she's kicking someone who is already down, which just comes off as spineless to me.
Tue, 01/17/12 - 09:23
Danga, i am disappoint. . . . Rousey by armbar.
Tue, 01/17/12 - 09:29
rousey immediatley tweeted na na na boo boo. stick your head in doo doo.
Tue, 01/17/12 - 09:37
this is the most interesting story that has been on this site in a while.
Tue, 01/17/12 - 09:37
on the serious side...that beast cyborg just set womans mma back to 1960 standards.....Rousey is doing her job keeping her name in the peoples minds and mens dreams...
Tue, 01/17/12 - 09:37
WAR ROUSEY!!!
Tue, 01/17/12 - 09:37
Nice rebuttal by Rousey nonetheless
Tue, 01/17/12 - 09:43
@Pen Fifteen - All of Ronda's fights so far have been at 145, same as Cyborg. She is dropping to 135 for the first time for her next fight against Tate. In fact, Ronda has stated that she wants to be the first female to hold the belt in two different weight classes.
Tue, 01/17/12 - 09:45
Mr. Cyborg will come back from his suspension and continue to take steroids. His body will not change. He will pummel poor Ms. Rousey and will find a way to lie/cheat/beat the drug test like he has been doing for years. The UFC and Strikeforce need to test every fighter 4 times/year for growth hormone and steroids so fighters can't cycle on and off their PED's. Example Frank Mir gaining 20 plus pounds of muscle in around 90 minutes it seems. Or just let everyone secretly use PED's and truly entertain us.
Tue, 01/17/12 - 09:46
@Pen: Assholes and opinions....BUT 145 is her weight class, shes going down for the first time fighting Tate. (That sounds tasty, huh?) She also made it pretty clear that her plan was to beat Tate and tale the 135 strap, and then take the 145 strap from Cyborg if SF would give her the fights. - As for kicking someone when their down? Shes a fuckin cheat using PEDs and got caught. She put herself down and in a shitty spot and no matter what Cyborg will now always have to eat shit for this - shes no victim. Not quite the debacle that Barnett caused Affliction but still, they said theyre shutting down the 145 division because of this bitch.
Tue, 01/17/12 - 09:50
[...] snap ronda rousey called out cyborg for having a dick! lol Twitter Beef of the Day: Ronda Rousey Just Signed Her Death Warrant | | Cagepotato she is gonna get smashed, assuming she doesn't get smashed by meisha and the fight actually [...]
Tue, 01/17/12 - 09:56
Is every guy in here a war-craft playing virgin, that beats it to Ronda's picture every night? You guys are trippin if you think Rhonda is going to kick Cyborg's ass. Juice or no juice, she has dominated this sport like no other and she will destroy Ronda Rousey any day of the week.
Tue, 01/17/12 - 09:57
Thats so fucking I almost pissed myself Go Ronda rousey!
Tue, 01/17/12 - 09:58
Sure, and one would expect Cyborg to eat shit for it, just not from someone whose thus far hasn't done anything in MMA but smash cans. Note from the other article linked here that Rousey asserts: "If she ever comes back to fight again, she won’t be the same beast she was before. She might even try doing different things like HGH that are harder to get caught for." Nothing like talking shit but then having a ready-made excuse should you lose. - Again, I don't see this as anything but opportunistic piling-on on Rousey's part. She would already be the fan favorite in such a match, which makes the additional shit-talking simply dickish.
Tue, 01/17/12 - 09:58
Cyborg has taken so much Testosterone she wears panties with dick holes in them. Her next fight should be in Bellator against Anthony Johnson.
Tue, 01/17/12 - 10:03
"amsterdamheavy" has a good point. Rousey is on her way to becoming the Palhares of Women's MMA with her Armbars. And I think Ronda wins this one too, via armbar.
Tue, 01/17/12 - 10:10
I am liking Ronda more and more. I can even forgive her saying Fedor is her favorite fighter...lol. But that pic of Gina was photoshopped. Nice job there Cyborg. You would think that someone that just got popped for steroids would lay low for a while. Rousey must have really got under her skin. Perfect.
Tue, 01/17/12 - 10:22
Danga, I realize you think that your job is to write sensationalist hyperbole every day. But it's not. Please use your brain while being all CP sassy. . Rousey is totally in the right here. It's ridiculous for you to say the hibernation will be cut short simply because Cyborg claims innocence. I know you don't even believe that, you're just trying to be sensationalist because you think it makes for good reading. But we're not idiots. . And you literally used the word literally opposite from its actual meaning.
Tue, 01/17/12 - 10:22
@Get Off Me - I laughed so f'n hard dude. That shit was hilarious. Captcha: go-go typtchil
Tue, 01/17/12 - 10:35
@MOFO You might want to think back to a certain CHAEL P SONNEN who declared innocence after clearly being guilty and had his suspension reduced. Claiming innocence can certainly get your sentence reduced. Not claiming innocence on the other hand will ALWAYS land you a full suspension a la THIAGO SILVA.
Tue, 01/17/12 - 10:46
Ginas_jugs Says: . Is every guy in here a war-craft playing virgin, that beats it to Ronda’s picture every night? . Ginas_jugs Says: . Is every guy in here a war-craft playing virgin . GINAS_JUGS Says
Tue, 01/17/12 - 10:55
Danga --- "death pool" . You better be giving me some love next time....Punk, make my day!
Tue, 01/17/12 - 10:56
Now now lets all be honest with ourselves, on roids or off roids Cyborg would maul Ronda. We all know this is true. Next story
Tue, 01/17/12 - 10:57
Rhonda Mousey is going get a beat down Cyborg, and then she might respect that dick she so dislikes....
Tue, 01/17/12 - 10:58
That picture IS FAKE. Cyborg should leave MMA forever, or fight dudes. Cuz there is no way she took tainted sups... she's been going hard on juice for a long time.
Tue, 01/17/12 - 11:02
lol @ rex, well played.
Tue, 01/17/12 - 11:16
The question is Rex, are you just gonna let that dude threaten your girlfriend like that?
Tue, 01/17/12 - 11:19
That picture of Ronda snapping that broads arm is way more brutal. You really aren't giving Rousey any credit at all.
Tue, 01/17/12 - 11:26
I was disappointed that Cyborg posted the photochopped pic of Gina, but I would never call him a dick on Twitter. . Here is the actual photo from that fight: http://www.mmaconvert.com/wp-content/uploads/post-images/gina_carano_8.jpg
Tue, 01/17/12 - 11:28
RSparrow Says: Nice rebuttal by Rousey nonetheless RSparrow Says: Nice.. butt.. Rousey...
Tue, 01/17/12 - 11:30
Danga writes: "A bear who, if not the Michael Jordan of female MMA, is at least the Larry Bird." Female? Really, Danga, do you do any fact checking for your articles?
Tue, 01/17/12 - 11:31
I just wanna see Tate and Roussey roll around, who gives a shit who wins. and remember, Butt Clowns, arguing on website is like winning gold in the Special Olympics..you're still retarded.
Tue, 01/17/12 - 11:48
This comment section was money, baby, But two posters tickled me fancy more than the rest. Jugger and Ani703... FTW!! Vongrats, you've just won a copy of Xero's autobiography "Smarter Than Thou, Stronger Than Titaneum, Knowlejable Like Nastrodermis, More Successfuller Than Bill Gates, How Dare You Question Me Sheila, Where Do You Live, What's Your Email..."
Tue, 01/17/12 - 11:55
Ewan McCregor: "Wow Gina, I love your knew head-shot. Casting directors will be forming lines for miles to get a piece of that beautiful new grill. I heard there is going to be a reboot of KRULL soon."
Tue, 01/17/12 - 11:58
@El Guapo - come on, lose the sand out of the vagina CP. I can't be rubbing that hard so early in the new year. Can it? GRIN
Tue, 01/17/12 - 12:09
@RwilsonR - it's Female MMA because of this: http://sports.yahoo.com/mma/news?slug=ycn-10821211
Tue, 01/17/12 - 12:17
Couldn't help myself, Zero. Just read your breakdown(manifesto) of Zuffa's finances on the ESPN article and it compelled me to mention your book. Great title, by the way.
Tue, 01/17/12 - 12:57
no matter what cyborg does in mma, She's just a steroid using cheater. She will never overcome that,and saying she had tainted supplements!? . classic brazilian making excuses instead of owning up (like seriously what is with lots of brazilians and making up excuses)
Tue, 01/17/12 - 01:09
I think Ronda takes Cyborg. She should enter in one of the grappling tourneys Cris says she's going to compete in while she's suspended.
Tue, 01/17/12 - 01:12
@El Guapo . Actually the Xero was better, I had been waiting for you or one of the other Potato writers to use that trump card from day one. . All the love set aside, the manifesto was to refresh Wilson's short term memory. A spinning back kick would have been more fun. . One day before the New 2012 - Wilson says that the FOX deal is the biggest news in MMA for the 2011 year. . Then in less than a month Wilson forgets that the same news was really about the $900 million dollar contract. . But he wants us poor unedumicated readers to think the Zuffa is poor and broke. Non-sense, they are fat with cash. . Wilson is on my shit list for calling me out about staying off the board if Nate Diaz lost to that Cowboy Bolgna-Cerrone, (a non event that was between me and Rsparrow in the first place.) . When his fighter lost, I stayed silent, and he couldn't even keep his own word, over a bet he had nothing to do with in the first place. Clear case of court-martial conviction with bread, water, and flogging. . I could be wrong, but Rwilson even threw out banning lil-ole ME for not knowing shit...those are fighting words on the West Coast Guapo. . If only everyone wasn't so mean to me - EVIL GRIN
Tue, 01/17/12 - 01:15
So Rousey changes weight classes because she's afraid of Cyborg, then when Cyborg is suspended Rousey suddenly is trash-talking? How convenient for her! Where was this trash-talking when Cyborg could have been your next opponent? Rousey is a coward, she's overrated, and she is NOT that hot. Seriously guys... 6 at best.
Tue, 01/17/12 - 01:20
What's with the photoshopped pic of Carano??? She looked NOTHING like that after their fight. I see seomeone else even linked to the REAL photo. I'm all in favor of Cyborg beating the sh!t out of Rousey, but posting doctored photos to exaggerate the damage you do? Bad form.
Tue, 01/17/12 - 01:47
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Tue, 01/17/12 - 01:54
Hey Shifty-Eyed Dog ... . I don't follow too many female fighter records. Is Mousey a threat to TATE in your opinion? Anyone's opinion?
Tue, 01/17/12 - 01:58
Rousey is a big threat to Taint because the only thing Tate wants to do is grapple, and that's all Rousey wants to do, and I guarantee once they hit the ground an arm bar will magically appear on Tate with a puff of green smoke. . Meanwhile, yeh, Cyborg would have broken Rousey's face before it ever got to the ground. But it's just not fair to have a man punching women in the face, so fuck that roided bitch.
Tue, 01/17/12 - 02:26
Yes, it's true...
Tue, 01/17/12 - 02:27
Ever notice how I'm on point about everything, all the fucking time..
Tue, 01/17/12 - 02:43
@Rsparrow Brain Stann ring a bell? How's H-Town?
Tue, 01/17/12 - 03:07
Lmao, 99% of the time and it's great. My bar opens in March, CP convention pending. Xenos bringing party favors
Tue, 01/17/12 - 03:50
cyborg maybe juiced,but she's a f-ing savage, ronda would get her pretty face mess up if they ever fight. even worse than gina's
Tue, 01/17/12 - 04:05
@RSparrow - I’m on point about everything, all the fucking time. _ GRIN . ...for that one, you owe me one free drink at that bar your always talking about. And I think I will be flying into Texas for a few days too many. I think outside of Dallas somewhere, is your bar near Dallas? Near Love Field. . I'll make it point to stop in Las Vegas first and pick up some hookers and blow. Does that work? . So everyone here thinks Mousey is going to eat some Taint. HUmmm ?
Tue, 01/17/12 - 04:46
Yes that works, any from Spearmint Rhino will do. Texas is awesome... Women are great... Just look a little different than the ones that venture on your planet.
Tue, 01/17/12 - 04:56
I find it exciting when hot chicks talk about handling dicks.
Tue, 01/17/12 - 04:58
Does anyone know where to buy steroid-laced suupliments?
Tue, 01/17/12 - 05:26
Oh yeah, ya'll need to be respectful when you're talking about my girlfriend. Or she'll armbar the shit out of you.
Tue, 01/17/12 - 05:49
I love that girl. the shit-talking makes her hotter.
Tue, 01/17/12 - 06:03
Rex, isn't your girl Carmen? I got Gina mofo!!!
Tue, 01/17/12 - 06:04
Oh u got Rousey.. Cool..
Tue, 01/17/12 - 06:04
Did I miss the article where we all decided not to talk about how Ronda Rousey looks a slight bit man-ish? Look at her hands and forearms in the picture above. I'm not trying to accuse her of being a juice monkey or anything. I guess I'm just wondering if I'm the only one who sees the signs? CAPTCHA: Rumble Oncycle What does that even mean??
Tue, 01/17/12 - 06:11
RSparrow >> Naw, man, that's Danga's girl. I did have a thing for Carissa Furr for a minute, but now i'm pretty much a one-woman kinda guy. (Meaning Ronda. [Don't tell my wife.])
Tue, 01/17/12 - 07:13
I'm pretty stoked that ReX is fully into Rousey now. Now his wife will stop worrying so much about me being inside her. Captcha: refrally glancing
Tue, 01/17/12 - 09:09
cyborg over rousey via photoshop, in the 5th round. any takers?
Tue, 01/17/12 - 09:09
Funny how an article on momens MMA( which we all know is a waste of time right guys)gets the most comments. just sayin
Tue, 01/17/12 - 10:03
XENO, I don't check CP for a day and I miss all your love. Right back at ya, bud. Love the title to your book, too.
Tue, 01/17/12 - 10:41
@RwilsonR . Where you been all day, this place really needs your solid grounding. Just frazzled all fucking day.
Tue, 01/17/12 - 11:12
[...] top of her hit list. Rousey has been taking shots at her ever since the news broke and in response, Cyborg recently tweeted a pic of Gina Carano’s busted up face with the message “Ronda!!! No mercy!!!” Rousey eloquently responded with the [...]
Wed, 01/18/12 - 07:36
nice Photoshop skills
Wed, 01/18/12 - 08:19
"But Cyborg, who was somehow able to find a working computer WITH internet access in Brazil, recently tweeted the following photo as a warning to Rousey." I think you are taking a book of Chael chapter too, buddy. Not cool.
Thu, 01/19/12 - 12:21
Ronda, you are the best.
Thu, 01/19/12 - 03:27
Rousey had plenty to say on the Rogan podcast about watching Cyborg fight and having no real respect for her technique. Rousey by arm-snappy move
Fri, 01/20/12 - 03:48
Cry-borg should stay in Brazil and spend her time picking Brazil nuts and being tested for PEDS!!!!
Sun, 01/22/12 - 08:16
"But Cyborg, who was somehow able to find a working computer WITH internet access in Brazil..." Seriously, dude, fuck you. There's internet service everywhere in Brazil. Up to 100mb is pretty common.
Sun, 01/29/12 - 09:32
I'd definitely 'tun in' to see this fight! Then I'd whack off to it.... have a bologna sandwich, a cigarette....then curl up to sleep with Palm-ela. GO RHONDA! Kick her ass!!! We love ya girl!!!!!!
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