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The UFC 100 Danavlog, Part 1: Right to Porn

So you’re wondering what life is like in the UFC offices this week, what with their biggest event of all time coming up on Saturday.  Must be pretty crazy.  A lot of panicked running around, working into the early hours of the morning making sure Brock Lesnar doesn’t say anything homophobic to reporters, while also ensuring that Thiago Alves actually shows up on time for his flight to Vegas.  Why, it’d hardly be surprising if they couldn’t find the time to do a video blog for this one at all, right?


Wrong.  Not only did they find the time, they made it into a nearly ten-minute webisode of "Punk’d."  The entire blog is dedicated to the gleeful pursuit of one office prank, with Lorenzo Fertitta and Dana White having way too much fun piping inappropriate sounds into their Chief Marketing Guy’s office until he finally figures out how to put a stop to it.  If he hadn’t, we might have been treated to the first six-hour video blog, because it did not look as if Dana and Lorenzo were getting tired of this any time soon.

On one hand it seems weird that this is their big concern less than a week away from the epic UFC 100 card.  On the other hand, pranks and office hijinks seem to be an integral part of what got the UFC to this point, and you gotta dance with who brung you.  Apparently you also gotta have constant video surveillance in your employees’ offices.  Because privacy is for pussies. 

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UFC fan- July 7, 2009 at 9:18 am
ka DUMBell you are so full of shit your eyes are brown.
Do you carry your imaginary glock to your imaginary gym you own?
ok allow me to give you my imaginary email address, cause that would SO help you track me, and you could give me imaginary directions to you so I could shot you in the leg, brilliant plan.
Hey while we are in fantasy land why don't you just post your information, and directions HERE so we all can see it, that way CP can bring a camera and film me shooting you in the dick. See thats so much easier, if you REALLY want some of me then feel free to step out of your fantasy realm and post your information, cause afterall its not like you are coming to me , fuck man you want ME to come to you, so post it already........or are YOU all talk?
Now who is the troll eh? come on now show me up post away badass.
J-Dog- July 7, 2009 at 9:11 am
Love all the internet threats..... so macho!

Anyway my $.02 is that it looks like a hell of a lot of fun to work at that office. No apparent dress code... your boss pulling juvenile pranks means he has a sense of humor and isn't a stuffy suit type... Looks like fun.

I don't think I'd like being on camera, though. I goof off waaaay too much at work (like right now)... Couldn't goof off much if you were on camera... and WITH AUDIO too?! Yikes!
Kadumel- July 7, 2009 at 7:24 am
and please feel free to walk up and "shot me" in the leg you fucking coward. I do carry a Glock 17 so this should fun.
Kadumel- July 7, 2009 at 7:22 am
Well if your so bad then tell me where you are, send me your e-mail I will tell you directions and we can settle this and you can stop running your trolling mouth on the internet. Or be the coward we all know you are and keep running your mouth talking about how fucking bad you are. Later buddy.
UFC fan- July 6, 2009 at 9:10 pm
Come see you at your gym, hahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. what a cocksucker statement that is.
If I showed up you would shit, pass out and cry.
And then the owner of the gym would wake you up, tell you to clean up the mess and get back to picking up towels and jocks you goddamn loser.
One of these days you are gonna run your goofy mouth to the wrong guy and he is going to walk up shot you in the fucking leg and pistol whip you into a stay at the hospital.
Kadumel- July 6, 2009 at 8:44 pm
And it looks like you got a little fag buddy in Perma huh. Both of you assholes need a life. If you D&D nerds ever get to MI come see me at my gym and we can settle this.
Kadumel- July 6, 2009 at 8:43 pm
UFC Fag

Your just proving my point by opening your retarded mouth and talking shit. DUDE your a troll bro, thats pathetic as hell that you have nothing better to do than talk shit in the comment section of an MMA website. At least everyone is seeing what a troll you have always been. Go blow a goat asshole.
831 Son- July 6, 2009 at 7:04 pm
Cry more you little girl. You waste your sorry ass life at your house everyday doing absolutely nothing besides putting my name in all of your posts. Its pretty gay because that means you think about me all the time. And perma, shut up pussy, you know nothing and probably waste your life just like UFC fan does and embarassing your parents day by day just by being alive.
UFC fan- July 6, 2009 at 6:24 pm
exactly! Perma beat me to it, but put it so nicely.
jerking armfarmer and Kadumbel off doesn't even mean you have friends.
But being from "Cali" and shit I am sure that's all you know in fagland.
Perma- July 6, 2009 at 5:14 pm
Selling kiddie porn down on the corner giving hand jobs for 30 cents don't count as a job.
831 Son- July 6, 2009 at 4:25 pm
At least I got a job you worthless little fag. UFC fan you are so retarded. Shut the fuck up already.
Meohfumado- July 6, 2009 at 3:59 pm
Funny as hell. My work is all about office/cubicle pranks as well...but we lack the funding for such elaborate endeavors. Can't exactly build in remote stereo set-ups...but we can wallpaper your cube in three months of cheetos wrappers!

And CP, who ISN'T on camera at work? I assume I'm being filmed every minute I spend outside the bathroom.

Derly- July 6, 2009 at 1:27 pm
I'm way too lazy to watch the whole 10 minute video, how does he stop the prank? And what happens?

Spoilers please...


And really surveillance at work is fine... The only difference between the UFC office and where I work, is that Dana has a nice 20" LCD with color to watch employees. He's just doing what everyone else wishes they could do to their own workplace.
Kim Couture is a cunt- July 6, 2009 at 12:43 pm
Hilarious.
sp00ki kabuki- July 6, 2009 at 12:37 pm
there is a shitload of ppl who went to mit that havent made a fraction of what dana white has money wise. so no matter how u slice it, or how many times u slice it, dana white is a genius
Dubbayoo- July 6, 2009 at 12:06 pm
I guess UFC is for transparency? Well in the sense that you'd rather have the CEO let any cats out of the bag instead of Seth Petruzelli on a radio show..
UFC fan- July 6, 2009 at 11:46 am
That would be cool as hell to work for the ZUFFA, they have a blast.
I think that's great.
You want privacy go to the bathroom or go the fuck home, when you are work I think the idea of someone watching to see you are doing your job is great. If it was done everywhere cocksuckers like 831 son, and HAL and other douchebags around here wouldn't be here, and that would be great.
Frank Mur- July 6, 2009 at 11:39 am
Dana White...MIT = oxymoron.. That dude is the biggest douche, Oh how I envy him so...!
common sense- July 6, 2009 at 11:11 am
seriously the surveillance is nuts
Dana Mother Fcuking White- July 6, 2009 at 10:57 am
Dana be reppin' MIT hardddd....
thexrickx- July 6, 2009 at 10:34 am
Homophobic? Brock Lesnar?
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