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UFC 100: Liveblog of the Century


(Uncontrollable giggling is probably not the reaction Brock had in mind when he got that tattoo. Photo courtesy of MMA Junkie.)

Maybe you’ve been a fan since Gerard Gordeau kicked Teila Tuli’s teeth into the second row. Maybe you’ve been a fan since Griffin and Bonnar threw down at the first TUF finale. Maybe you’re here because "UFC 100" has been a Trending Topic on Twitter all day. Whoever you are, we welcome you.

The menu for tonight: Brock Lesnar seeks Ultimate Validation against the man who humiliated him in his UFC debut. Georges St. Pierre meets the strongest, hungriest, scariest challenger of his title reign. Dan Henderson defends his country’s reputation against the British Invasion. A semi-famous blonde will hold a ring card and blow kisses to the camera. Smart-ass fans may or may not chant "Fedor!" after the final match. Minds will be blown, hearts will be broken, pants will be shat. Are you ready? Are you ready?

Round-by-round updates from the pay-per-view broadcast are after the jump. Refresh the page every few minutes for all the latest. Start stretching, Bruce


The Las Vegas crowd is frighteningly amped up. Goldberg mentions the inductions of Chuck Liddell and Charles "Mask" Lewis Jr. into the UFC Hall of Fame. Rogan looks like he got a haircut for this broadcast — total professionalism. The blonde and beautiful Holly Madison blows her first kiss to the home viewers. Edith is conspicuously absent.

Yoshihro Akiyama vs. Alan Belcher
Sexyama comes out to "Time to Say Goodbye." Not the Andrea Bocelli version, but still, if there are any middle-aged women watching, they’re swooning right now. No difference in reach, even though Belcher has a four-inch height-advantage. Holly makes her first lap around the cage. It’s go time.
Round 1: Belcher tries some leg kicks off the bat. Akiyama flicks out a roundhouse, then dashes in with a straight right. But Belcher responds with a hard body kick. Belcher runs into a punch. Hugh kick Akiyama. Belcher kicks Akiyama in the pills hard, and Akiyama is rolling around in pain. He comes back out after a couple minutes and they’re back throwing. Belcher with a right, but Akiyama returns. They trade leg kicks. Akiyama catches a body kick and throws in a punch. Leg kick Akiyama. A left hook drops Akiyama, but he bounces back up. Akiyama lands a straight right. The crowd chants U!S!A! High kick and a punch from Akiyama. Leg kick Belcher. Superman punch from Akiyama gets through, and a right uppercut that gets Belcher on his heels. They clinch against the fence and Belcher slams in a sharp elbow.Leg kick from Belcher, but Akiyama catches it and punches Belcher down. They work for position on the ground until the bell. Close round.

Round 2: Akiyama catches a body kick off the bell and uses his judo to get Belcher to the ground. But Belcher sweeps from the bottom and almost reverses position. Akiyama stays on Belcher and moves to side control and drops an elbow. Belcher establishes full ground. Akiyama postures up and throws down a big elbow. Belcher trying hard to control Akiyama’s hands. Another nice punch from the top from Akiyama. Belcher locks down one of Akiyama’s legs with his own, then works his way to his feet. Uppercut Akiyama, leg kick Belcher. Another hard leg kick from Belcher. They trade punches. Two more leg kicks by Belcher. Akiyama with a hard left. They both look a little gassed. Akiyama puts his hands on his hips. Another hard leg kick from Belcher; he really needs to get out of the range of those. Another leg kick, and another. Close round again; Akiayama spent the first half on top, then Belcher outstruck him in the second half.

Round 3: Leg kicks Belcher, and a jab. Body shot Belcher, and Akiyama returns with a left hook. Belcher’s leg kicks are still landing, but they’re looking slower. Akiyama’s left eye is swollen shut. Leg kick Belcher. Spinning back kick from Akiyama. Three leg kicks from Belcher. Akiyama with a straight right. They trade punches. Akiyama snaps Belcher’s head back with a right. Akiyama catches a leg kick and punches Belcher to the mat, but Belcher somersauls his way out of danger and gets back up. Akiyama says "bring it on" and gets wrecked by a Superman punch. That’s what you get. Akiayama dodges a spinning backfist and rushes in to take Belcher down, but Belcher quickly gets back up and throws leather until the bell. It’s looking like a decision for the Talent.
The scores are 30-27 Akiyama (!!!), 29-28 Belcher, 29-28 for Akiyama in a minor robbery. Wow. Yoshihiro Akiyama def. Alan Belcher via split decision.

Dan Henderson vs. Michael Bisping
Mike Goldberg talks about Bisping’s popularity as the fans in the arena boo him loudly.
Round 1: Bisping staying to the outside. Henderson charges forward, swinging at air. Bisping backpedaling. Henderson swarms with punches and Bisping looks hurt. Hendo lands a big right. Bisping looks very tentative. Bisping with a right straight. Henderson returns. Another right from Bisping. A jab from Bisping makes Henderson slip, but then he’s back stalking. Henderson with a right, Bisping throws the uppercut. Nice kick/punch combo from Bisping. It’s all forward forward forward for Hendo. Nice right from Bisping. Hendo clinches, throws some knees to the body. Bisping fires in a couple of his own, and separates. Bisping tries to shoot and is easily stuffed. A right from Henderson shakes Bisping at the bell. An easy 10-9 for Hendo.

Round 2: Bisping’s corner called his first round "pathetic." Leg kick Bisping. And another. Hendo whiffs on an overhand right and absorbs a knee to the body. Big right hand from Henderson that lands. Leg kick/punch from Henderson. Hendo lands a left hook to Bisping’s ear. Bisping lands a right. Hendo chasing with a fury. And he finds the knockout punch he was looking for the entire fight. The right hand that Bisping was afraid of, knocks the Brit absolutely dead. Dan Henderson def. Michael Bisping via KO, 3:20 of round 2. Good news: Bisping is still alive. After a couple minutes on the ground, Bisping gets to his feet with assistance from Stitch Duran. Hendo says the last shot he gave Bisping on the ground was just to shut him up. Hendo says he’s down for Anderson Silva, or whoever the UFC gives him. Afterparty at the Brew Pub at the Monte Carlo!

Georges St. Pierre vs. Thiago Alves
Surprising that this is going before Fitch/Thiago. Are they worried that the card will go long? GSP enters the cage to rapturous applause. GSP and Alves stare each other down at opposite ends of the cage. Steve "Fuckup" Mazzagatti will be handling this one. 
Round 1: Leg kick GSP. Alves fires a high kick, but it’s blocked. GSP shoots for the takedown and gets it. Alves tries to struggle to his feet, but GSP slams him back down and gets on top. Alves gets to his feet, but again GSP drags him down and takes his back. Alves spins out and gets to his feet. GSP throws a body shot, Alves returns with a hook. GSP lands punches and a kick. GSP shoots and is stuffed. GSP throws a reverse kick. Alves dashes in with punches, and throws a kick which GSP catches, taking Alves to the ground. Again, Alves doesn’t stay on the mat for long. They clinch to the bell. 10-9 GSP.

Round 2: Slick superman punch/leg kick combo from GSP. Alves lands a right. GSP lands the superman/kick combo again, and follows it up with a takedown. GSP drops punches and elbows from full guard. Alves leaking blood out of his nose. Alves trying to hammer-fist from the bottom. He’s stuck under GSP. GSP lands a nice punch from the top. Alves spins out wonderfully, gets to his feet, and they clinch against the cage. Alves escapes and the horn sounds. 10-9 GSP for top-control dominance. Greg Jackson is a calming influence in the corner. "What a great round, I’m so proud of you!"

Round 3: Alves stuffs a takedown. Leg kick and body kick from Alves. GSP lands a 1-2 and nails a takedown. Alves elbowing from the bottom. GSP slips in some punches, as Alves does his best to control GSP’s body. Alves scrambles to his feet. Alves stalking forward with strikes. Leg kick Alves. Body kick GSP, and a punch that drops Alves. GSP jumps on top and tries to finish, but Alves holds onto the champ’s arms and head. And there’s the horn. 10-9 GSP, heading into the championship rounds.

Round 4:  GSP jabbing. He shoots again and slams Alves to the mat. He passes to mount. GSP looking for the arm-triangle choke, but loses it as Thiago establishes half-guard. Alves scrambles to his knees. GSP takes his back, but Alves shakes him off and reverses position. Alves in GSP’s butterfly guard, throwing punches. More punches from Alves, but GSP works to his feet. GSP lands a left hook. They clinch briefly. Alves whiffs on an uppercut. GSP catches a leg kick, and shoves Alves down. Alves gets to his knees and GSP takes his back, looking for the choke. Alves defends as the round ends. Another one for GSP.

Round 5: Leg kick Alves. GSP gives one back. Another superman/leg kick combo from the champ. Alves tries for the high kick. GSP takes Alves down. Alves gets to his feet and they clinch. Alves pushes off. They trade punches. GSP shoots for the takedown, and Alves defends it against the fence, but GSP just lifts him up and slams him down. Alves gets up. GSP slips a punch and gets another takedown. "It’s a rout, Mike," Rogan says. They clinch on the ground. Joe Silva tells Rogan that the winner of Swick/Kampmann will get GSP. Poor guys. GSP in half-guard, riding Alves to the bell. Alves gets up, GSP grabs his back and drags him back down as the last horn sounds. 50-45 GSP, the way I see it. GSP says he pulled his groin in the third. He’s grabbing his crotch and limping.
Georges St. Pierre def. Thiago Alves via unanimous decision (50-45, 50-44, 50-45)

The crowd loves the idea of GSP moving up to fight Anderson Silva. GSP says he walks around at 185, so he might have to gain some weight first.

Brock Lesnar vs. Frank Mir
Sorry Jon Fitch and Paulo Thiago — your asses just got swing bout’d. Frank Mir comes out groovin’ to some autotune garbage. I thought Hova just killed that? Mir still has the lump on his head that Forrest Griffin gave him in training. Rogan is worried that it might open up during the fight. I’m worried that Lesnar will literally rip him a new asshole. And there’s Brock, coming out to "Enter Sandman," putting the universe back into balance.
Round 1:

Technical difficulties for round 1, but the gist was, Lesnar dominated from the top
 
Round 2: Mir slips after throwing a knee, but Brock doesn’t follow him to the ground. Mir gets in a knee, an elbow, and a jumping knee then falls on his ass. Brock gets on top and starts whaling. Mir rolls and Lesnar throws punches into the side of his head until Mir loses consciousness. Mir comes to shortly after the fight is stopped and goes over to see Brock with a face full of blood. "Talk all the shit you want now," Brock says. Brock Lesnar def. Frank Mir via KO, 1:48 of round 2

Lesnar said he pulled the horseshoe out of Mir’s ass and beat him over the head with it. Lesnar says he’s gonna drink a *Coors* Light, because Bud Light won’t pay him nothing, and he might even get on top of his wife tonight. WHOOOOO!!! What a heel!

Jon Fitch vs. Paulo Thiago

And more technical difficulties. Really sorry about that, guys. Here’s what happened in the Fitch/Thiago fight:

Round 1: Body kick Fitch. Leg kick Fitch. Great takedown by Fitch, but Thiago grabs an arm-in guillotine in full guard. Fitch slugging Thiago in the ribs. Thiago sits up against the cage, still holding on to the neck. He switches to a d’arce attempt, then goes back to a guillotine. Fitch finally escapes. Thiago clamps down on his body to avoid damage. Thiago gets to his feet, but Fitch stays on his back. Fitch throws some elbows into the side of Thiago’s head on the ground. Fitch tries for a kimura as the round ends.

Round 2: Fitch lands a right and shoots. They clinch against the cage, and Fitch finally drags Thiago to the ground. Thiago tries to wrap up Fitch’s head again, but Fitch pops out. Thiago rolls and stands. Fitch hangs onto Thiago’s back. Fitch slams Thiago back down and takes his back, looking for a rear-naked. Thiago rolls to his knees and Fitch slugs him in the head. Thiago again works his way to his feet with Fitch sticking on his back. It’s clear that most of the fans have already left to beat the traffic.

Round 3: Fitch sticks a right and throws a high kick. Fitch with a punch combo, then the inevitable takedown. Thiago holding from the bottom, then rolls again. Fitch on his back and transitions to mount. Thiago rolls and stands with Fitch on his back. He jumps backwards to try to shake Fitch off, but Fitch stays on. Thiago works his way to an arm-triangle attempt, but Fitch defends and gets on top. Thiago rolls and Fitch throws punches into the side of his head. Fitch clamps down and goes for the rear-naked again. Thiago does his best to stay alive, turtling into the cage. Thiago rolls and Fitch doggedly goes after the submission until the last horn.

Jon Fitch def. Paulo Thiago via unanimous decision (30-27, 29-28, 30-27)

Tom Lawlor took the submission of the night for putting CB Dollaway to sleep in the first minute of their fight.

And that’s the show. GSP officially cleans out the welterweight division, Michael Bisping’s golden boy run hits a speedbump, and Brock Lesnar becomes the undisputed heavyweight champion you love to hate.

And they said we wouldn’t last… 

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UFC fan- July 13, 2009 at 10:17 pm
stop talking cuntalope and take your dick out of 831 sons ass.
Cuntalope- July 13, 2009 at 12:41 am
And what the fuck is that skinny bitch Logan think she's laughing at? Scrawny cunt needs to put some weight on, she literally looks like a skeleton, even her face, looks like Skelator. Fucking bag of fucking bones, only people who fancy her are obviously perverts who are attracted to her body which resembles a 10 year olds. Give me a real woman any day over that lousy cunt who thinks it's cool to laugh behind people's back, not only is she an unattractive skinny piece of shit she is also a coward. Some great qualities she's got. Oh and her greatest claim to fame is walking around in almost nothing like a slut, holding up a sign like an idiot. Her parents must be so proud of all she's achieved. Dumbfuck octagon girl. How dare she laugh, she is fucking worthless.
Cuntalope- July 13, 2009 at 12:28 am
UFC Fan you are such a faggot. Oh is Brock Lesnar not a real fighter, well he's the UFC Heavyweight Champion. Your chamion, how's that make you feel? Umm wrestling is a major part of this sport, up their with striking and jiu jitsu, and wrestling is probably the best base for mma. If you don't think so than just do the world a favour and rid it of your ignorance by killing yourself.

Brock just happens to be really skilled at one of the main aspects of mma and wins fights dominatly, how is he not a fighter? Seriously some of you fucks are seriously stupid. Obviously most of you are just jealous because of how naturally talented he is at everything, and about how he can just come into a sport and fucking dominate and be the best. Haha, stop crying and get used to it.

He is a fighter and by the looks of things a pretty good one who may not be stopped.
UFC fan- July 12, 2009 at 8:27 pm
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The Truth Says:
Sun, 07/12/2009 - 06:55

He is what a beast is. He doesnt care about Dana(which is great), the fans(who boo because envy/haterism) sponsors who are being tightwads, or even opponents. They created a monster, and they dont know how to deal with it.....I love it."

he is what a retarded 12 year old is.
He may not care about Dana but he doesn't DARE piss him off you moron.
he doesn't care about fans cause he is a classless moron redneck retard and it will get him nowhere.
he hates the sponsors cause they don't pay him? That proves that HE and his retarded redneck fans don't know jackshit about business, and when you don't have good sense you can't order out for it.
He doesn't care about his opponents are have respect for em cause he is NOT a real MMA fighter, he never learned a single martial art form and learned to respect the master of that art form, all he knows is roid rage lay and pray his big goofy ass all over another person and hit em with his hams, he hasn't even learned how to box, he is a pathetic muscled up idiot.
"they" are UFC and I can assure you Brock's attempts at making this the WWE will not be allowed as you might have noticed Dana hasn't allowed him to storm off like a retard nor has he allowed Brock to talk shit about the sponsors, did you see the ESPN interview after the PPV was over? Brock apologized, you know why? Cause his dumb alligator mouth overloaded his hummingbird ass and he got told to go do the interview like he had some good fucking sense, and for a change He did.
The fact that you " love it" shows that you are not a real MMA fan and that you have no sense, and no respect as well, it makes you as much a loser piece of shit as Cock Chestner is, and it doesn't matter what HE or YOU say , because what I said is a fact whether you believe it or not.
UFC fan- July 12, 2009 at 8:09 pm
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Loinage Says:
Sun, 07/12/2009 - 06:17

I love how you guys get so bent out of shape over what another guy says online about a fighter you've never met and couldn't give two shits about you. That fact that any man would rant and rave, or get into a heated arguement, because he's such a big, loyal fan of another guy, screams of latent homosexuality.
If you grew up with the guy, or maybe you were down on your luck and he helped you out and cut you a check, I could reasonably understand your loyalty. I guess what I'm getting at is you guys care too much about shit that doesn't matter. You should care more about dollars and cents; It wil get you much further in life."

I see if fans get emotional about the sport they love its gay......so I guess that also is how you feel about football, basketball, baseball, etc, etc etc??? Is that it? all fans are gay, UNLESS they are kin, or got a check from that person...really? that's what YOU believe in? and you are here whyyyyyyyyyyyy?
what is your family affiliation with any of the fighters? OR are you that down on the luck BUM?
WAIT I have it.................. you are the dick sucking queer and you are explaining what attracts you to MMA. OK now we have you pegged, good post.
Hows your 401k? have you considered investing.........IN SOME BRAINCELLS???
Fucking moron.
J-Dog- July 12, 2009 at 6:14 pm
3 comments:

Belcher got totally robbed. One of the judges was obviously paid.

Cock Chestnar is the biggest douchebag ever.

GSP is total stud. Can anyone challenge him? Just wish he could have finished the fight. Was a little disappointed he dominated so handily but couldn't finish it.

Cock Chestnar is the biggest douchebag ever. Make it 4 comments.
HAL_13- July 12, 2009 at 5:48 pm
WELL TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH. ITS YOUR MOTHER THAT MAKES ME THIS WAY. WHY DO YOU CHOOSE TO TYPE IN ALL LOWER CASE. ALITTLE BORING DON'T YOU THINK. YOUR APOLOGY IS GOOD WITH ME BECAUSE I WAS REALLY HAVING A GOOD TIME WITH MYSELF YOU DUMB SON OF A BITCH. SO WHAT MAKES YOU DO THE SAME DAMN THING AS I DO ON HERE YOU SAD PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN BEING. HEY AT LEAST YOU HAVE A SMALL FAN CLUB ROOTIN YOU ON WITH YOUR STUPID FUCKING COMMENT TOWARDS ME. "whats it like to be so fat and lonely" OL'BUDDY I'M GOING TO GO OUT ON A LIMB HERE AND SAY THAT I'M PROBABLY BUILT ALOT NICER THEN YOU ARE, AND I HAVE TO SAY THAT I'M PRETTY CONFIDENT THAT MY LIFE IS MORE EXCITING THEN YOURS. MAYBE NOW YOU AND YOUR LITTLE FAN CLUB CUNT BITCHES CAN GO CELEBRATE ALITTLE MORE NOW THAT I HAVE ANSWERED YOUR LITTLE QUESTIONS. ANYTHING ELSE YA NEED TO KNOW JUST HOLLOR AT ME, AND I'LL GET RIGHT BACK TO YA AS SOON AS I CAN. HAVE A NICE DAY YA DUMB BASTARD.
Loinage- July 12, 2009 at 4:41 pm
@ kerouac ohh sick burn
Aryan- July 12, 2009 at 4:36 pm
@ kerouac.. lmao wow
kerouac- July 12, 2009 at 3:03 pm
Tell me Hal, whats it like to be so fat and lonely your only emotional release is to type in caps to strangers on the internet? Are you aware of this sadness or is it buried under a mountain of made-up hate for the world around you? If I've interupted your masturbation time I apologize, but there are lots of pictures of Brock on the internet I'm sure you'll find a suitable one. In the meantine please fill us all in on what makes you the sad pathetic excuse for a human being that you are.
spladle- July 12, 2009 at 2:42 pm
dont be salty. lesnar is too much for anyone ( in the ufc)
Sneaky Pete- July 12, 2009 at 1:54 pm
I think we can coin a new phrase. Editors of the OED, you found it here first.

Bis'Bing (verb): to coldcock a cocky son-of-a-bitch. (derived from the French word 'bis' expressing a desire to see something a second time and 'Bing' the sound of a bell being rung.

Remember folks, you heard it here first.
jersekid96- July 12, 2009 at 1:36 pm
Just to comment on everyone says he used steroids guess what they have all used them lets see some top fighters who have and noone says anything about them tim sylvia in his hay day, mark coleman, chris leban, sean sherk, kevin randleman, do i need to go on so lets just end the roid talk just like in baseball everyone critizises Bonds but guess what they all did Aroid, clemens, manny and everyother player who was good haha. so lets just stick to the facts one he never failed a test and he is just a great ground and pounder. Go Brock
The Truth- July 12, 2009 at 11:11 am
Sunburned...

The guys background is limited to wrestling, and boxing was learned. The guy admits that he isnt the brightest guy in the world, so I dont see him ever getting too technical. He is gonna perfect his game in a way that doesnt let him make mistakes and get Jitsed-out. He is one chromosone away from being a caveman, and he has to use what he was born with. I know it isnt the great technical battles like the little guys put on all the time, but its amazing to watch someone so deadly.
HAL_13- July 12, 2009 at 11:01 am
FEDOR WHY ARE YOU SO CHICKEN SHIT. YOU SAY ALL LESNAR HAS ARE HAMMER FIST. HE HAS NO SKILL WHATSOEVER. SO WHAT ARE YOU SAYING ABOUT ALL THOSE WITH YEARS OF SKILL, AND TALENT. YOU KNOW, ALL THE ONES THAT HE HAS BEATEN TO DEATH WITH EASE. WHO NEEDS YEARS OF SKILL AND TALENT. ITS OBVIOUSLY A WASTE OF TIME AND MONEY TO LEARN ALL THAT SHIT WHEN ALL A MAN NEEDS IS SOME GOOD OL'HAMMERFISTS. LOL.......IF ALL THOSE YEARS OF SKILL AND KNOW HOW CAN'T KEEP A MAN FROM GETTING BEATEN TO DEATH BY AFEW SIMPLE LITTLE HAMMERFIST FROM LESNAR THEN WHATS THAT SAY ABOUT THEM. LOLOLOLOLOLOL.... I JUST LOVE THAT HAMMER FISTED BROCK LESNAR.
JTho- July 12, 2009 at 10:13 am
I'm relishing in all of the 'real MMA fan's' high dudgeon. I've been on the Lesnar bandwagon since before the first Mir fight -- I'll jump on any NCAA champion's bandwagon. (I'm still waiting for Kevin Randleman's comeback.)

The truth of the matter is Brock is a freak athlete with a ridiculous work ethic. Couture was right -- we're going to see a better Brock Lesnar each and every showing. Imagine how much he still has to learn, and yet, how easily he dominated Mir. Oh, it makes my toes curl with delight to read the 'real MMA fan's' sanctimonious drivel.
So So Explosive- July 12, 2009 at 10:01 am
They talk about Jon Fitch wanting to be more explosive yet he never tries to do anything explosive in his fights. He had Thiago rocked against the cage and he clinches and bear hugs him on the ground instead of going for the stand up finish against the cage, talk about scared of losing.I know the whole pride bit of wanting to grapple with a BJJ black belt but come on man, just knock the dude the fuck out and get yourself more fans and show the boss you want that rematch, fucking dry humping everyone isn't going to get the job done, start finishing people. You got the chin, just need the balls.
Jeepman- July 12, 2009 at 9:42 am
Hal has a crush on Brock,it's obvious...lol
Fedor- July 12, 2009 at 9:32 am
Hal why are you so gay? All Chestner has is hammer fists. HE has NO skill whatsoever. Fedor has 10 times more skill than that fag will ever have!
Fedor- July 12, 2009 at 9:30 am
@HAL shut the fuck up already you little bitch ass pussy motherfucker. Everyone knows Im the real #1 heavyweight in the world and would hand Cock Chestner his ass if I was in the UFC. So why don't you go fuck yourself and stop being a whiny little bitch. You and ol Cock Chestner can go 69 each other
HAL_13- July 12, 2009 at 8:57 am
YOU FUCKS KNOW WHAT I MEAN. I'M RIGHT, AND YOUR WRONG. GET USED TO IT. BROCK BROCK BROCK BROCK BROCK BROCK BROCK BROCK.
angryD- July 12, 2009 at 8:57 am
Anyone else think Jon Fitch is officially the welterweight division's version of Clay Guida? I like the guy and all but jesus are his fights boring to watch.
Joedirt- July 12, 2009 at 8:43 am
jersekid96.... dude Lesnar may have weighed in 20lbs heavier but he naturally walks around plus another 30 pounds... and by fight time wasn't 20 lbs heavier... more like 35. I do like the nickname idea though.....
Cage Potato should have a Lesnar nickname contest.... here are my suggestions....
Brock the cock Chestnar (obvious, not really MY idea but I'll be the first to submit it)
"and in this corner... weighing in at fat and steroid induced.... roids shrunk his dick but he still has a hot chick..... brock the cock.... Chestnar!"
Kazi- July 12, 2009 at 8:33 am
@ HAL_13


"Gook?".........What trailer park are you rolling out of? That's especially white trash of you.
jersekid96- July 12, 2009 at 8:24 am
Listen people can say what they want lesnar used his size blah blah, but the fact is at weigh in he was only 20 lbs heavier. he is a beast and everyone harps on the WWE career and nobody talks about all the years of his competitive wrestling. Hey I know another fighter who fights lke brock cain valesquez all he did was take down check kongo and couldnt finish him Brock proves he can finish. Everyone critizing him but he fights the way a lot of ufc fans love the good all american ground and pound just like many fighters do including many legends of the sport.(mark coleman, randy couture, ken shamrock) so please dont knock the way he fights. For you who havent watch his post fight interview maybe you wil gain a lil respect for him. And please bring Fedor in but i am sure he dont want those lunch boxes hammer fisting him into unconsciousness. BROCK much respect!!! OH and one more thing all you haters on brock are probably the ones saying they loved kimbo slice. Talk about the way brock came into the sport what about kimbo who went on youtube and fought a bunch of back street brawlers with no skill and then got knocked out by a pink haired 205 fighter hahahaha. Brock cant wait for your next fight. oh heres your nickname BROCK "THE BULLY" LESNAR!!!!
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