MMA Fighter Challenges People to Punch Him in the Face, Everyone Fails

UFC 100 Undercard Results


(Now all he needs to do is fight CB Dollaway with one boxing glove. Photo courtesy of the UFC 100: Weigh Ins set on Combat Lifestyle.)

Spoilers after the jump…


- Shannon Gugerty def. Matt Grice via submission (guillotine choke), 2:36 of round 1

- Tom Lawlor def. C.B. Dollaway via submission (guillotine choke), 0:55 of round 1. [Lawlor walked out to the cage to the Baha Men's "Who Let the Dogs Out," holding a chain leash attached to one of his teammates. Woof.]

- Dong Hyun Kim def. T.J. Grant via unanimous decision (30-26 x 3)

- Jon Jones def. Jake O’Brien via submission (d’arce choke), 2:43 of round 2. Lots of wild n’ crazy striking from Jones leading up to the sub.

- Jim Miller def. Mac Danzig via unanimous decision (30-27 x 3). Later, Mac.

- Mark Coleman def. Stephan Bonnar via unanimous decision (29-28 x 3). Hoy crap, the Hammer is back?

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Cuntalope- July 13, 2009 at 3:16 am
Lawlor knows what the fuck is up. Just bleed? Damn right just bleed faggot. It's all about the fight, the blood, the gore, the violence. 2 guys trying to bash each others brains in till the other one is unsoncious. I'm sick of all these faggots who view it like a fucking art, haha come on get real. This isn't art it's fighting. Stop being such bitches and appreciate the fight. Just bleed is right! And to all you fags who think too highly of yourselves I have a message for you...JUST DIE!
Chri534.- July 12, 2009 at 3:26 pm
...although I just saw Bonnar walking around after his fight and his face looks pretty good and beaten...
Gamecock- July 12, 2009 at 2:32 pm
When CB gets booted from the UFC he could always get a job as Matt Damon's stunt double.
IronClad- July 12, 2009 at 12:45 pm
Hal_13
Shut the fuck up you stupid son of a bitch. Ill knock your block off like Hendo did to Bisping you little bitch.


No one cares if you hate CB dolloway, your a fagot and Shane Carwin will rape your ass hole you jack off. Shut up, seriously shut your mouth you little boy.

Im cutting your fingers off and shoving them up your cunt you dumb son of a bitch
Evernette- July 12, 2009 at 12:10 pm
Does anyone know where all the blood on the mat came from!?!?!
ReDx- July 12, 2009 at 11:17 am
If anybody remembers one of the Danavlogs a couple months back, CB was talking to Dana and gave him the idea to give out 100k for the bonuses. He was acting cocky about it laughing thinking that it was in the bag, its pretty ironic that his opponent was the one that tapped him and got the bonus.
razzle469- July 12, 2009 at 10:17 am
Thankfully the bitch Dollaway lost. I was so sick of him.

Looking forward to seeing Amir Sadollah fight - the man made Season 7 really memorable. TUF has gone down ever since.
Chri534.- July 12, 2009 at 1:14 am
Yeah, I loved the Henderson-Bisping fight. ...and although some people were only moderately interested in this fight (ahem, Bens), I feel like it stole the show. Also, I completely disagree with the decision on the Belcher fight, sucks for him. But I am really looking forward to watching the Jones-O'Brien fight...should be straight nasty.
rokabee- July 12, 2009 at 12:29 am
FUCK THIS MEANS I LOST THE PICK EM CONTEST. BUT IN ACTUALLITY WE ALL WON. IT JUST SHOWS THAT AMERICA HAVING A REVOLUTION WAS A GOOD THING CUZ PEOOPLE LIKE BISPING THAT TALK SHIT ON AN ENTIRE COUNTRY GET KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT!!!!!!!! sorrr y fo r all cAps im super drunk.


GOOD JOB BEN!!!!!!!
Clue-by-Four- July 11, 2009 at 11:30 pm
Looks like Launchpad McTap is now Launchpad McChoke. Sweet dreams!
BackbaconBilly- July 11, 2009 at 10:57 pm
Hendo dropped the HAMMER down! damn that was a sweet and made my night, nighty night ya cocky ass limey bastard.

Altho Lesnar is still an asshole,he did completely punch Mir's head in so I guess he is "the man" to beat.

So much for tiago... yes he was a valiant fighter but GSP once again showed why he is the champ.

And Belcher got absolutely fuckin robbed by that 1st judge 30-27?? what the hell were they thinkin, hav'nt seen such a bullshit decision since Hammil got robbed in the bisping fight.
se7ensenses- July 11, 2009 at 10:53 pm
So was it the Miller fight that turned the ring into the red sea, or was Jones the culprit?
831 Son- July 11, 2009 at 10:11 pm
Yea I agree Darkside. And good point JLH I dont see the same guy as we used to.
Darkside- July 11, 2009 at 10:02 pm
Need to see the Bonnar fight. Can't believe Coleman pulled it off. It was great to see Bisping get KTFO though. Highlight of my night.
JLH- July 11, 2009 at 7:43 pm
I think Bonnar's head isn't where it needs to be, no disrespect to him but I just don't see the confidence in him that was once there.
mayhem- July 11, 2009 at 7:04 pm
Wow the Hammer won! Holy Shit!
Me thinks Bonnar needs to get a new camp to train with. He just seems to be stagnet while others get better. Damn...
u02jgc9- July 11, 2009 at 7:00 pm
QUESTION i called the coleman fight via split decision: in the Loyoto contest is that 1 pt for calling coleman, 1 pt for predicting it goes the distance?? since usually it's 1 pt for winner then 1 pt round # and 1pt way he won
Biffmiester- July 11, 2009 at 6:59 pm
Wow, Coleman won... wow, the old fart actually pulled it off.
u02jgc9- July 11, 2009 at 6:57 pm
fuck yes the hammer won
auzzy85- July 11, 2009 at 6:52 pm
whos got the stream for the main card??
mayhem- July 11, 2009 at 6:48 pm
Sweet both Launch Pad McQuack and Danzig lost! Oh man its a bad night for those 2 doucebags!!!
Biffmiester- July 11, 2009 at 6:41 pm
Ultimate Fighters to have failed: Kendall Grove, Travis Lutter, Nate Diaz (lately)... and now Mac Danzig. It aint guaranteed superstardom, people; ya gotta work for it!
Mike Milbury- July 11, 2009 at 6:35 pm
I think it's if you ordered from Yahoo PPV before 10:00PM, you get a code or something to watch all the prelims AFTER the show is over.
JLH- July 11, 2009 at 6:35 pm
831, where you watching this? Shoot me an IM if you got aim ; trp 6 jh
JLH- July 11, 2009 at 6:33 pm
Tom Lawlor got me after the weigh in's, this is another guy I think is going somewhere after that choke on CB's gay ass. Nice!
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