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UFC 100 Viewing Party Caption Contest: There Are No Losers Here, But Still Only One Winner

(You could cut the sexual tension with a sword.)

Give yourselves a hand, Potato Nation.  You really got after this one, and a select few of you even remembered to tell us whether you are geographically eligible to win this contest.  Props to 831 Son for berating those of you who forgot.  This is not ‘Nam.  This is a caption contest.  There are rules.

But before we get to the winner of the free tickets to see UFC 100 on a ridiculously big screen at Radio City Music Hall this Saturday night, let’s take a look at some commendable runner-ups, who will all get a t-shirt for their troubles:

"Hey Tim, remember how I used to call you a fag in high school? Well, Mayhem Miller just called…" – Lysol

Tim didn’t have the heart to tell Brock that "Hammerfist" really wasn’t an unbeatable option in Rock, Paper, Scissors. – Horror Fighter

Not pictured: Fedor Emelianenko, human dignity – Aptninja


And our New York-area winner is…

Hell yeah I’ve got time for a pickup game of Xarm. Loser has to shoot something for dinner? – PauloThiagoSilva

Okay, so PauloThiagoSilva wasn’t the first or only one to make XARM joke, but his was the best and he lives in Brooklyn.  He also made perhaps the most esoterically self-referential comment – “Nothing important (talking about working at saw mill)” – that makes no sense in the context of this photo but at least shows what a loyal reader he is. 

PTS, go ‘head and send us an email at with all your contact info and we’ll get those tickets for you.  Honorable mentions, please email us with your real name, address, and preferred t-shirt size.  The rest of you, better luck next time.  If you’re in or around NYC, you can still get tickets to the UFC 100 viewing party at a discounted rate by going here and entering the code: UFCFACE.  It’s still cheaper than buying the pay-per-view yourself.


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joey- July 10, 2009 at 9:38 am
That winner was bullshit. The Predator reference was beautiful!! MAJOR Props to YESSIR47, I am still laughing!
YesSir47- July 10, 2009 at 9:19 am
And i thought watching Predator in excess of 30 times would get me nothing in life-I stand corrected. I now have a T-shirt.
Komodo- July 9, 2009 at 11:57 pm
I dug the DILLON! line :D
Grats to all.
ItburnswhenIpee- July 9, 2009 at 11:22 pm
(You could cut the sexual tension with a sword.)
...or at least with a penis tatoo on the chest...
JiMMA- July 9, 2009 at 11:15 pm
Thats pretty lame CP, I think the first XARM reference post should have won...

No disrespect though, you know I love you guys.

PauloThiagoSilva- July 9, 2009 at 8:52 pm
Wow. Thanks, guys.

Still lol @ Dillon...
Shatski- July 9, 2009 at 7:32 pm
Props for the Lebowski reference, too. I could almost hear Walter speaking, which probably should be scarier than it sounds like.
BeaverLord- July 9, 2009 at 7:08 pm
Oooh thanks Armfarmer.
ArmFarmer- July 9, 2009 at 7:00 pm
Predator reference.. Arnold and Dillon clasp hands like that and then have a mid air arm wrestling match in which Dillon gets owned. Guess you had to be there...

PauloThiagoSilva had one of my favorites on the last one too, congratulations Paulo your captions (unlike many others) don't suck the life out of me with their un-funnyness. Well done.
BeaverLord- July 9, 2009 at 6:42 pm
I don't get the Dillon one.
Lysol- July 9, 2009 at 6:40 pm
I always congradulate the winners...except this time.

Instead, let me be the prick who didn't win who decides to point out that my comment was sooo much funnier than any of the winners' comments. Especially Lysol's comment. That's not even funny. Did you not read my cliched "How does taste my tattoo-oo?" comment, which was 8,000,000x funnier than anything that faggot Lysol has ever written? Lysol, I hope you choke for winning a $10 tshirt instead of me (assuming I was #6, of course)
Jugger- July 9, 2009 at 6:28 pm
"Dillon!" made me chuckle, but "sawmill" made me laugh outright.
Old_Bald_and_Irish- July 9, 2009 at 6:23 pm

This just goes to show that ANYTHING XARM is funny!

P.S. - I'm drunk
Horror Fighter- July 9, 2009 at 6:16 pm
Sweet. Thanks, CP. (And thanks to the guys who showed a little love for my entry.)
FreddyFangers- July 9, 2009 at 6:11 pm
Yessir was great.
KillDozer- July 9, 2009 at 6:04 pm
this is so weak, you could have drawn a dick as a caption and it would be funnier
Walrus- July 9, 2009 at 5:28 pm
Horror Fighter's was the best, for sure.
Casa de los pantelones- July 9, 2009 at 5:23 pm
I thought the Predator one was the best.
Titos Head- July 9, 2009 at 4:34 pm
ah man! congrats guys
El Famous Burrito- July 9, 2009 at 4:28 pm
So can we just have an entire caption contest around putting classic Arnold quotes to random MMA pictures? That'd be a pretty fun way to dump, I mean, award some soon-to-be-obsolete T-shirts.
831 Son- July 9, 2009 at 4:09 pm
No shirt for me? Its cool actually, the recognition of me assailing people is pretty awesome.
ktfo- July 9, 2009 at 3:55 pm
im still waitin on my hall of fame shirt...whats the deal?
Koeikan- July 9, 2009 at 3:45 pm
Horror Fighter should have taken it IMO.

Even their facial expressions work with it :).