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UFC 104 Danavlog, Pt. 3: He’s Like a Child, In the Body of a Giant Baby

The 10/20 edition of the Danavlog is full of bad omens. After getting a bullshit ticket from some douchebag traffic cop, DW and his crew stop by Cold Stone Creamery — not Pinkberry — and Dana winds up paying the price with a tummy ache. And the Cold Stone workers didn’t even sing to him! Can this day get any worse? WHAT HAS HE DONE TO OFFEND YOU, GOD?

As if he doesn’t have enough problems, Dana has an Esquire writer following him around for a profile. So obviously he’s going to try out the bomb bag again. It fails so incredibly hard. Seriously, listen to that barely audible pop at the 3:13 mark. "Something’s bursting," Mike says. Hilarious. Then, it’s time to play video games and air hockey at Dave & Buster’s. Are you getting all this, Esquire guy?

Finally, around the 5:40 mark, Cain Velasquez and Mauricio Rua show up, and it isn’t long before Dana bomb-bags them. Suck it, Bellatorthis is how you harness the power of the Internet to promote fighters. Also, future Celebrity Rehab star Chuck Liddell shows up drunk and belligerent, and lifts Dana off the ground as he’s trying to give out some UFC 104 tickets. All in a day’s work, I guess, if you can legitimately call it that.

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Mex- October 22, 2009 at 5:15 pm
Beverly Hills cops (no relation to Axel Foley) are insipid little fucks who will write anyone a ticket for any reason because most of the people in that area just pay them because money is no object. They have all these bullshit laws to keep "poor" people out too. Dana's driver probably got a ticket for "joyriding" because he was seen in the same area twice within an hour. Worthless city.
Kevin Marshall- October 22, 2009 at 3:37 pm
After watching these vlogs, I'm convinced that Dana White was fired from the UFC months ago and nobody's had the heart to tell him yet.
UFC fan- October 22, 2009 at 2:13 pm
zmmajunky I agree with you on both counts, I absolutely dig these Dana Vlog's they are funny as hell, who wouldn't want his life?

And vyaparr is a cockless bleedin puss-bag.
Iron Fist- October 22, 2009 at 2:11 pm
I gotta wonder if the UFC is hangin in there as a business because...Dana is a fucking idiot. No seriously, I think he's dumb.
busted_cranium- October 22, 2009 at 2:05 pm
Wow, there are some silly fucks on this blog.
for the love of mma- October 22, 2009 at 1:05 pm
id love to have a drunk chuck liddel show up to my job drooling wanting to wrestle with my manager "ahhh where's he at ahhhh" burp

id point that some-bitch out so fast and be like "get'em chuck he was talkin bout yo mamma"
for the love of mma- October 22, 2009 at 1:00 pm
whats better than chuck liddel drunk attacking the boss? not a damn thing!! wish i could do that to my boss!!
ZMMAJUNKY- October 22, 2009 at 12:56 pm
Only chumps use the word "Moron". Just like the word "Tool"...it sound stright-up gay. Like some EMO started using it.
ZMMAJUNKY- October 22, 2009 at 12:53 pm
2ND :(
vyapaar- October 22, 2009 at 12:53 pm
@zmmajunky

you are a moron
ZMMAJUNKY- October 22, 2009 at 12:51 pm
I love Dana's video blogs!!! I hope he continues to post them. He looks like he has the best life in the world!!!
vyapaar- October 22, 2009 at 12:51 pm
Fucking Jim Norton....has no fucking clue about mma and just shows up coz he is freeloading the ppv and picks one fighter..has no idea about other fighters.
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