(Where’s a chaperone when you need one?)
Preliminary results from UFC 107 in Memphis, TN await you after the jump. If you need someone to tell you that these may be spoilers, you should probably go ahead and let yourself freeze to death outside the Greyhound station right now. No one will miss you.
T.J. Grant def. Kevin Burns via TKO at 4:57 of round 1.
Demarques Johnson def. Edgar Garcia via submission (triangle choke) 4:03 of round 1.
Rousimar Palhares def. Lucio Linhares via submission (heel hook) at 3:21 of round 2.
Johny Hendricks def. Ricardo Funch via unanimous decision.
Matt Wiman def. Shane Nelson via unanimous decision.
Alan Belcher def. Wilson Gouveia via TKO at 3:03 of round 1.