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UFC 109 Participants Make Super Bowl Predictions…Sort Of

You may not know this if you are not an American, or if you are a shut-in who reads nothing but MMA news and advice columns on the internet, but the Super Bowl is this Sunday.  It’s the one weekend where even non-football fans pretend to be interested in the game so they can gain access to a bunch of high-calorie snacks that they did not prepare.  Statistically, it’s also a great weekend to get a DUI, be involved in a domestic violence situation, or throw up.  Bonus points if you hit the trifecta.

But if you’re looking for expert predictions on Sunday’s game, don’t ask a bunch of MMA fighters.  Many of them can’t be bothered with pro sports that don’t involve sanctioned face-punching, and others are Brazilian or British or some other damn thing, which means they are barely even aware of the existence of the NFL.  Still, watching Demian Maia do his best to understand the situation is charming in a way.  Watching Frank Trigg pretend that he’s co-hosting the pre-game show definitely is not.  

Instead of trying to figure out who will win, you should probably focus your energy on deciding what to do this Sunday while your UFC 109 hangover is wearing off.  To that end, our friends at Holy Taco have devised a helpful flowchart for you to consult.  And if you need help getting pumped for some serious binge eating, the boys at Greg Jackson’s gym have got you covered after the jump.

In your face, starving African kids.

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J-Dog- February 5, 2010 at 6:15 am
All these fools picking the Saints are gonna be sad when my Colts pull off the big W.

Indy Colts FTW, beeotches!
whitey- February 4, 2010 at 8:15 pm
WHO DAT!!!!!!!!!!
Eckmann82- February 4, 2010 at 4:20 pm
Joe Daddy was slightly off. 60 McNuggets = 2,534 calories, 146 grams of fat (32.2 sat. fat), 374.4 mg of cholest., 6,710 mg of sodium, 154 grams of carbs, not an ounce of fiber, but 151 grams of protein.

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
leftyjeh- February 4, 2010 at 4:06 pm
The funniest thing about this video is when Kong walks out to "Pants on the Ground"... That was some funny ish!
parchy mcthirst- February 4, 2010 at 3:00 pm
someone should have invited Mark Coleman to this nugget event. that way, he could have stocked up for months with all the nuggets they bought. he would have been ecstatic
Times Infinity- February 4, 2010 at 2:48 pm
Hillarious, Nick Diaz was invited but when he got there and saw that the nuggets were made of meat he quickly rescinded his challenge.
Sakuraba3900- February 4, 2010 at 1:06 pm
that was disgusting
FreddyFangers- February 4, 2010 at 12:02 pm
" the magician" made me extremely umcomfortable with his constant stuttering and entrance. But that does mean you are no longer the most uncomfortable man on camera Ben, so theres that... Oh and I did like your Christmas greeting vid, so theres that also.
Organ Donor- February 4, 2010 at 11:46 am
The nugget-huggers sure love Jacksons.
ReX13- February 4, 2010 at 11:35 am
No fair, Sabado Gigante cheated and consulted Madden!
Sabado Gigante- February 4, 2010 at 10:54 am
Not that anyone cares, but Ricco Rodriguez is fighting later this month in Mcallen, Tx., and supposedly he is walking around at "218 lbs"...

Saints 34-31
roms15- February 4, 2010 at 10:50 am
hungry fo some nuggets