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UFC 111 Video Blog Shows Us What It’s Like to Be on a Plane With Dana White


Good news: The Danavlog is back, baby. Bad news: It might be the worst one yet. Ladies and gentlemen, prepare yourself for a full seven minutes of Dana White busting the balls of Marty Cordova, who forgot his passport on the way to Canada. Seriously, the whole thing takes place in the cabin of their private jet, and that’s all that happens. Luckily, we can hit the pause button as soon as the bullying insult-routine becomes too grating; unfortunately, Dana’s employees can’t hit pause on their own lives. One of these days, Marty or that "Morzo" guy behind him is going to snap and tell Dana to go fuck himself, and Dana is going to be dumbfounded, and Lorenzo Fertitta will be cracking up, and through his laughter Lorenzo will ask Dana if he’s going to take that from an employee, and Dana will take his shock pen and shock Marty (or whoever) to death, and then he and Lorenzo will have to bury the body somewhere, and at that moment Lorenzo will realize that Dana can’t be controlled, even if he’s just a minority owner on paper, and no that’s not a subplot from Goodfellas, that’s a completely original scenario that I just made up, so suck it.

Semi-related: After a brief period of reconciliation, the UFC has indefinitely denied press credentials to Dana’s old rival, When asked by Josh Gross to explain the reason for the re-ban, Dana White responded, "none of your [expletive] business." 

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fatbellyfrank- March 23, 2010 at 9:55 pm
@ agentsmith,LOFL, I'd sign up for a reporters gig if you could ask question's like that
"Hey Dana, you fucken cock sucken douche bag, why is Clay Guida on the undercard you stupid cunt", that would be a sweet job, not sure how long you'd keep your press accreditation though
“What the fuck, why’d you pull their creds, you fucking bald cunt?” pure gold, love this site
punchy puncherson- March 23, 2010 at 9:30 pm
wait... did someone forget their passport or something? they should have devoted more than 6:30 of the 7 minutes to making that a little clearer
Steffmeister- March 23, 2010 at 5:04 pm
Worst. Vblog. Ever. What an ass lovin' retarded blad f*ck he is...
831 Son- March 23, 2010 at 2:06 pm
I think Matt Lindlands new documentary "Fighting Politics" has alot to do with this ban. It shows a bunch of people that work for sherdog, including Loretta Hunt saying a lot of less-than-favorable things about the UFC and Dana White. So I dont blame Dana for doing it. Plus, they are all incompetent losers that write the stories on there so whatever.
El_matador515- March 23, 2010 at 1:55 pm
You would think Marty Cordova would know where Toronto is he played for the Toronto Blue Jays
robthom- March 23, 2010 at 12:35 pm
Sherdog sher has a knack for getting banned from the UFC.

Rossen and the fight finder are the only reasons to go there anyway. I dont think it will effect either of those very much.
agentsmith- March 23, 2010 at 12:22 pm
While it’s not entirely out of character for Dana White to respond that way, on the other hand, we don’t know how Josh Gross asked the question either. Notice he doesn’t quote himself, only the response… this is a common trick in all news media. For all we know, the question could have been, “What the fuck, why’d you pull their creds, you fucking bald cunt?” I’m sure that exaggerating, but you get the idea. It’s dead easy for a reporter to put a story in whatever light he chooses.
agentsmith- March 23, 2010 at 12:15 pm
"Bet you didn't forget any hair products though."

Okay, THAT part cracked me up.
cecils_pupils- March 23, 2010 at 12:02 pm
@ Slampage - wow, serious? That's fuckin' stupid of him... and funny!

On another note, we all know that Dana is a hard-ass, no-fuckin'-around business man - no news flash there, right? Yet he seems to always know what's up - he doesn't need people to keep his fuckin' schedule for him and remind him to bring his own passport, etc. So he doesn't like Sherdog, so he black balls them - his choice, still plenty of MMA news to be had with or without their press credential. IMO Sherdog's site design is for shit - the only redeeming item is the fight finder. The news is Okay - but if there is a great story, better sites like CP will do a better job covering it.

Shit - I'd happily work for Dana White - any fuckin' time. Chances are we all get shit on in our jobs on some level - I'd have no problem doing it on a private jet to Tornoto to work and watch fights cageside. Damn I'm jealous...
Slampage- March 23, 2010 at 11:31 am
This same guy (Marty Cordova) once fell asleep in a tanning bed and was burned so bad he had to miss a game while playing for the Orioles.
ReX13- March 23, 2010 at 9:22 am
theresacasper Says:
Tue, 03/23/2010 - 11:06


Breaking news: no one forces you to pay for the UFC. Welcome to America, thank you drive through.

Also, was it necessary to unleash the fury of the capslock for this?
theresacasper- March 23, 2010 at 9:06 am
Swedish- March 23, 2010 at 9:01 am
Sherdog and the rest of the hacks at that company deserve to be banned. They print outright lies and refuse to cite proper sources.

The only good thing about them is the fightfinder. Beyond that they are just a bunch of anti-UFC nut jobs that would love to slobber on Coker's ding dong.
milk217- March 23, 2010 at 9:00 am
goodfellas and casino are practically the same movie

except one has sharon stone...... im still scarred for life from basic instinct
C-Bus Allstar- March 23, 2010 at 8:42 am
Erm.. Uh.. Hrm.. Isn't that from Casino? Where Joe Pesci (Nicky) became out of control? And they had to wack him? (Literally, with baseball bats, repeatedly).
the mocker- March 23, 2010 at 8:40 am
hey nice watch Dana @3:42
ksgbobo- March 23, 2010 at 8:30 am
So, did you watch Goodfellas over the weekend or something, because I did!
Smitty- March 23, 2010 at 8:22 am
Who are these friggin guys?
LargeMidget- March 23, 2010 at 8:20 am
Dana is a fucking toolbag.

Sherdog is the only website with ESPN quality coverage that devotes 100% of it's resources to MMA.

It's rarely funny and the forums are garbage, but they've got a lot of stuff worth reading. Plus the fight finder kicks ass.
El Famous Burrito- March 23, 2010 at 8:15 am
I read that link to the True Story on Sherdog. It was interesting, and fairly balanced for an all-hearsay story. I thought, "Wow, maybe I should give Sherdog another chance?"

Then I caught this little nugget:

"Sherdog kept MMA alive during the dark period of the sport, before Zuffa. THe UFC would probably still be doing well today without this site but they should be a bit more grateful. "

Now I remember why I gave that site up and why CagePotato is my favorite MMA site.

Thanks, Bens!
Versus Vs IndirectTV- March 23, 2010 at 8:10 am
I bet if the changed their name to, Dana wouldn't know the difference
BrandonTheTruth- March 23, 2010 at 8:09 am
he's such a douche
Babs- March 23, 2010 at 8:06 am
Wow, what a child. He's like a 10 year old with the hottest tree house on the block, and he just put a "No allowed" sign on the entrance. No rational explanation required, just that "Sherdog has cooties!".
Beef Merciful- March 23, 2010 at 7:44 am
you just write whatever the fuck you want don't you? one day i will kill you and assume your identity