@GhostBoner Todd Duffee’s ass < Arianny Celeste’s ass
*****GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE*****

Im not hating on Brilz, I like the guy, I dont feel he BEAT Nog. I think Nog was expecting a pushover and got more than he bargained for. I call it a draw if anything. I think it is fair to say that Nog couldn’t adapt his gameplan to fit Brilz.

Also, I employ the term “honky” at my sole discretion.

The real loser of the night was poor Todd Duffee. That guy shoulda finished Bellyman off sooner. I hope that maybe when Duffee wakes up in 2011 they have a rematch or something…just not on PPV.

Looks like I’m in the minority here, which is cool, I still stand by what I said during the fight, I feel Brilz did enough to take the first two rounds, so i guess I’ll just have to disagree with most of you on that point. Good effort from Brilz at short notice though, win lose or draw.

I don’t think Brilz was robbed either, granted he did 100x better than I expected him too, Round 1 was close, but I scored it (only just) to Little Nog, and Little Nog clearly won Round 3.

I had Brilz clearly winning Round 2.

John Hathaway made me an instant fan in that fight!

And great card, lots of well pased fights…

Good night of MMA action overall.

Brillz v. Nog(not a screw job)
One thing I noticed in particular in the Nog v. Brillz fight was that Lil Nog was moving forward more often during the course of the fight, to me it was close but had had Nog 29-28(rds 1 and 3 like many on here already have stated).

Russow(iron double chin) v. Duffee
One thing I noticed with this fight was that Russow threw that right hand about 20 times before it finally landed in the 3rd round, for the most part Duffee kept countering with the right uppercut inside, but I was telling my friends while we were watching that if Russow connects with that, the 24yr old Duffee wouldn’t be able to handle it….there was nothing lucky about Russow’s win, just that Russow had a shitty connect ratio with that shot.

Diego v. Hathaway
Back down to 155 for Diego please and as many others stated, Hathaway on the main card 4 life.

@ Ltd, maybe they’re calling it lucky because a normal human woulda been lyin on the canvas out cold by the end of round 2.

@CagePotato –
How can you call the Russow punch a “lucky right”? Maybe if it was a No-look haymaker or something weird like that. Every punch you throw is supposed to hurt your opponent, so you’re only really lucky when you don’t get hit. If anyone’s luck changed, it was Duffee’s.
-LtD

I thought the event was a great way to spend some time, and I can’t wait for the next event. I barely can get my UFC fix between events. Then again, I’m not usually paying for each event either. I think paying $50 would sour me to any fight outcome that didn’t involve a capoeira knockout or a post-fight brawl.

Apparently Russow spent his whole camp conditioning his skull, and absolutely none of it conditioning his tub of goo abs. Duffee’s ass looked way hotter in his tight shorts. And I mean that in a completely hetero macho tatt’d up fight watcher guy kind of way.

About thirty pounds of glazed doughnuts.

We still haven’t addressed the big issue coming out of UFC114, which is, what the fuck is Russow’s skull made out of?

@roughouse

Nogueira is from Brazil. Tacos are from Mexico. Different country, different language. And ‘honky’ hasn’t been used since The Jeffersons was popular.

Straighten out your racial slurs, tough guy.

@roughhouse, yeah I think Brilz won, you sayin after watchin the fight that Lil Nog was the better, more aggresive, more effective fighter over the three rounds? to quote another CP commenter “get the fuck outta here”.
Honky got nuthin to do with it, I was just as surprised as anyone by the outcome of the fight, I fully expected Lil Nog to make pretty short work of Brilz, Brilz just grabbed his opportunity with both hands, wheras Lil Nog just didn’t seem to have his shit together on the night, and he pretty much said as much when Rogan spoke to him post fight

Yeah Brilz did okay, but I think cause hes a honky everybody wanted to beat the taco bender. Have we all forgotten Brilz kissing Nog’s feet in round 3? You think he “clearly won” get the fuck outta here. Brilz is cool with me, but robber? Nah, maaaaaybe a draw…nah, fuck that. Nog wins.

@violentbydesign, hell yeah man, I you didn’t get excited by the Hathaway and Brillz fights at very least you may need to check your pulse

I dunno what you guys are all going on about saying it was a lacklustre show, I thought it was a great event. Sure, there were a lot of decisions, but they were all action packed fights minus the Rampage vs. Rashad fight. They wern’t boring decisions.

I think we’ve all been around the game long enough to know they can’t all be California girls. Shitty cards serve as a counterpoint to define what a good card is, just like shitty promotions force you to be aware of the things good promotions do well.

@kingatrock, I’ve thought that for a while, then I realised that this sensation was completely 100% due to consumption of brews and buds whilst watching said events. I still love me some UFC PPV fights, and get all excited each and every time, granted yesterday wasn’t the most exciting card you’ll ever see, but IMO had plenty worth watching

Rashad v Shogun. Machida v. Rampage? Machida v. Jon Jones?

The best part of UFC 114 was Russow’s knock-out, by far. That’s the kind of thing that put the fear of gawd in GSP and makes him go into wrestle-mode against powerful strikers.

UFC ppvs are getting to be so forgettable, its like I never watched ufc 114. Like it took place in some alternate universe of irrelevance.

Share the love Brother drano, and Almostnorth, commenting on dudes physiques whilst masturbating would be gay, However I feel we should be allowed to to say how hot a dudes asscheeks look in a macho totally hetero non judgemental manner. Just my opinion, and as Drano says “we still luv’s ya” but, in a macho totally hetero non judgemental manner.
Hugs and kisses Teehee,

Almost North Says:
Mon, 05/31/2010 – 01:13

@Drano

Way to keep it classy. The point of typing teehee was that is how that shit sounds, my stupid ditzy neighbor talks like that not potato nation I thought. Judging by the reaction here I was wrong. If you want to keep talking about dudes bodies instead of fights that is your call. Sorry to all of you if vaguely implying that doing so sounds gay gets you all worked up. And way to add plus ones from the community who calls fighters gay every couple days. Fuck off.
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oh now come on Amigo, we are just pulling your chain, shit, you deserved it after that. you had a big ole target on you, and I had to shot it , don’t be bitter hater. we still luv’s ya……just you know, curb your little dog iDestroy, he’s pissing on my shoe man!

@hotpotato, I’d like to see Duffee up against Big Country, I suggest Big Roy would give him a fairly comprehensive ass whoopin

@ almost north

Dude I got it. Don’t worry.

@drano

-2

I completely agree with people “hyping” Hathaway, he got skills.
What I did not agree with was the Dufee hype, and yes I know he dominated Russow before the WTFKO, however in my humble opinion he wouldn’t stand a chance against guys like Velazques, Mir, even Nelson! A 7-second KO doesn’t mean you’re the king of the hill, y’know.

Seems like a few different opinions here, whats that? thats the whole point of this site? Oh. My two cents worth, Brilz won 2-1, Lil Nog did fuck all IMO, and by his post fight comments, he knew. Hathaway looks the goods, I’ll be hoping to see him on main cards from now on, a very impressive fighter, Comment of the night goes to Rogan when he realises Russow and Duffee both weigh 253 lbs “looks like a before and after shot”LOL. Bisping once again looked busy, but can’t finish.
Agreed not the most exciting main event I’ve ever seen but Rashad got the job done, Rampage didn’t look like he had prepared very well at all, coming into the ring with that stupid snarl on his face and that howling shit, in the end he didn’t have the goods on the night, he had Rashad rocked but just stood in the middle of the cage and looked at him while he recovered. Mr T would have had better cardio than rampage showed up with.

@Almost North

“Hathaway can fucking fight. Get this kid on the main card.”

Damn straight.

@dwkeefe

Agreed. Sanchez has now lost two in a row, and that’s got to take a psychological toll. It’s tough for me to feel sorry for him, though, since he’s such a douche.

Hathaway, on the other hand, has got to be feeling great right now. He may be “pale as a vampire,” but he’s humble and he kicks ass – and he’s only 22! Keep your eye on this kid . . .

UFC 114: Completely Forgettable only on pay-per-view… check your local listings!

It’s sad to watch people’s careers unravel right before your eyes.

@Drano

Way to keep it classy. The point of typing teehee was that is how that shit sounds, my stupid ditzy neighbor talks like that not potato nation I thought. Judging by the reaction here I was wrong. If you want to keep talking about dudes bodies instead of fights that is your call. Sorry to all of you if vaguely implying that doing so sounds gay gets you all worked up. And way to add plus ones from the community who calls fighters gay every couple days. Fuck off.

Only three fights anyone cared about: Sanchez looked like a dim shadow of the terror he once was, years ago. He looked like a guy dying to be dropped from the UFC.

Bisping kept himself alive, but he’s got no finishing power at all. Which means, fuck him all to hell.

Rampage and Evans had the most pathetic, lackadaisical and uninspired hat match anybody ever dreamed of, and they both deserve a proper caning for the shit quality of the fight they put on.

The whole thing was a big, steamy pile of dog poo.

For the record my whole table unanimously agreed Brilz won that fight and was screwed in the decision. I was impressed to say the least by Brilz last night.

Being a man with a gut myself, I very much enjoyed watching Russow KTFO Duffee. The best thing Diego did in the entire fight was surviving that knee, he shouldn’t of bothered tho.

+1 drano indeed.

drano>> +1

I’ve been walking around town aimlessly.

wow a bunch of you are either blind, stupid, or both. and if you dont like the commentary then dont let teh door hit you on the fucking way out?

example: nog vs brilz – tell me at what point did nog ever even damage brilz? a former gold medal winning boxer got outstruck by this guy. fucking nuthuggers gtfo of here.

I was impressed by Russows gameplan. He clearly imposed his will on his opponent. He made Duffee waste a lot of energy on punching his chin, and when the time was right, he made his move.

UFC 114: Ultimate Decision Championships

What an exciting nite of combat-sports entertainment! I got pretty screwed on ze fight picks, at least I picked Kim. Even Diego Sanchez looked like a fat piece of shit, I got so bored I’m still drunk today (yeah yeah it happened last time too), and I’m debating starting an exciting hobby of building model airplanes to pass the time away. At least you can sniff the glue.

Almost North Says:
Sun, 05/30/2010 – 20:50

Also…you guys aren’t making a strong case for your heterosexuality (Not that theres anything wrong with that) or your MMA fandom with this constant physique analysis. Fights aren’t won by ab muscles. Can’t wait till you start ragging on Fedor. Teehee he doesn’t look like a bodybuilder teehee.
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you cannot fucking come in here telling us we are fags for noticing the abs of some fighter, and then end your sentence in “teehee”.
That’s fucking gay man.

Yo, C Money, AKA Dad On the Side, AKA Weekend Dad:

Dude, this was funny. Me likey.

@shonuff, et al, amen brothers. Every fighter in the biz says the last thing you wanna do is let it go to the judges, and I remember thinking during the whole fight and afterward that I got no idea who won.
Oh, and I also think all this “physique” talk is a little weird, but you gotta understand, they don’t see a lot of skin in Canadia.

Almost North, You cant sit there and tell me that the first thing that you do, when you see a fighter for the first time or first time in a long time that you dont check them out the see what kind of shape there in, ya fedor is fat fuck but he has proven over the years he is alot more than that, Russow took alot of damage and just keep comeing i was thinking during the fight “were the hell is this guy’s OFF switch”. I guess he hides it well, maybe T-Duff should inquire a little about that, he could use some pointers.

But come on- Russow looks like someone on the biggest loser. His gut was hanging over his shorts and has no muscle definition what so ever. Hell- he makes tim sylvia look like he lives in the gym.

Rashad’s stupid ‘cuban style’ head movements seemed more like monkey style stupid-fu to me.

Also…you guys aren’t making a strong case for your heterosexuality (Not that theres anything wrong with that) or your MMA fandom with this constant physique analysis. Fights aren’t won by ab muscles. Can’t wait till you start ragging on Fedor. Teehee he doesn’t look like a bodybuilder teehee.

Russow described as the “man on the street” build. A whole lot more along the lines of “man on the couch”. Have you ever heard the expression “joe bag a doughnuts, well Russow takes his in 50lb bags. What a joke but T-Duff let it happen.

Damn I know MMA lost some fans last night but theres no need to call it worse than family guy. Harsh bro.

And are you subtly mocking the commenters and how we get entrenched in extreme positions or did you just do a shit ton of crack off Joe Rogan’s dick before deciding Brilz got robbed? Is there some second camera angle where that isn’t a close fight?

Diabate looked good, and I’m excited to see him fight again, but if he doesn’t start holding his hands a little higher his climb through the ranks will definitely end sooner than later.

Also, I just watched Brilz vs Lil’ Nog and I didn’t see a robbery unfold before my eyes. Just a close decision.

Also also, everybody should have known Rashad would win by lackluster decision.

Almost North… not only will I not re-watch any of UFC 114… I will purposely watch 3-4 tivo’d episodes of Family guy just to recover from the boredom that 114 induced.

So that was pretty awful.

Escudero looked like he has a blue belt in dancing in the middle of the fight under Anderson Silva. Speaking of, were those the two least intimidating looking guys ever to step into the octagon? Amir looks like hes a PETA spokesperson about to cry for the souls of some drowned kittens.

Diabate looked great after he recovered. Looking forward to more from the snake.

Hathaway can fucking fight. Get this kid on the main card.

Oh and I fucking told you that Rashad was going to look for the decision. Should have been obvious to everyone.

I won’t be rewatching UFC 114: Three Rounds.

The A-Team movie isn’t a remake, as there was never an A-Team movie to start off with.

Not a great card. Disappointed in Rampage. Rashad’s a douche. Terrible fight.

I thoroughly enjoyed the sound Diego’s thick skull made as it bounced repeatedly off of the canvas in the first round. I can see keeping him around just for the entertainment value of watching mister one dimensional get clobbered. His weak desperate lunging attempts at striking in the 2nd were laughable and his takedowns stuffed repeatedly by yet another opponent. Running away in the 3rd didnt work so well for him either. Now that 170 didnt work maybe he should go to 185 so that we can see someone knock his dumb ass out!

Why do i get the feeling after reading the article that the writer spent more time drooling over man meat than watching the actual fight? Who cares if Bisping has a tan or not. Are you really watching for this? Screw this site.

I absolutely agree with Snowden and Hulk. Each event lately has Cage Potato writers going from “close round, close round” to “OMG, the judges didn’t agree with me on who won the round we all agree was close therefore that fighter got SCREWED!” and then continuing to bring it up for the next month. A robbery would be the decision going to Diego or Dan Miller, not the judges seeing a close fight just a little bit differently than you did.

All you seem to do is moan, since BF’s left I feel like I’m reading an old man ranting, its getting annoying.

“UFC 114 turned out to be a surprisingly good night ”

You’ve got to be kidding. The whole event was awful, from the suspicious outcomes (did Duffee decide that one night with those Vegas boys would out-pay a “career” with the UFC? I do think so.) to the boring decisions. I’m very glad I didn’t buy it. The UFC has really watered down its product with these monthly cards.

Nog won round three pretty clearly I thought. Round one could potentially be a draw, but I thought Nog edged it based on the fact Brilz did damage zero from the top and got swept a couple times. Then again I score sweeps.

@Snowden

Amen. Brilz got beat in round 1 and it looked like he got beat in round 3. MAYBE there is some room for debate about round 3, I’ll have to re-watch it, but everyone at my place was pulling for Brilz and when the bell rang we were like, “Nope, not enough, this one goes to Little Nog.”

Either way, saying that Brilz “clearly won two rounds” is kind of out there.

I was just talkin to my buddy and we were agreeing that Duffee seemed to be laying back… plodding his way to a decision – and then he got one-punched. I think he wanted to derail his own hype-train and he got caught. Well TDuff, you succeeded, that train done jumped the tracks.

Both Duffee and Rampage gave away opportunities to finish their opponents. Sad.

“Nog escapes and tags Brilz at the bell. Close round. Brilz is already impressing me, just by surviving it.”

This is what you wrote for the first round in the live commentary. Brilz gets the second round and Nog gets the third.

Please tell me how you go from talking about how close round 1 was to today’s comment?

“Brilz, who stepped in on short notice for an injured Forrest Griffin, got flat-out screwed in dropping a split decision loss to Antonio Rogerio Nogueira after clearly winning at least two rounds of their fight.”

Just because Brilz rocked Nog in the second doesn’t mean he won the fight. This is not boxing, staggering an opponent doesn’t automatically get you a 10-8 round.

I wonder if Duffee will learn from his KO loss and come back better? It was kind of boring to watch that fight. He should have taken it to the ground or tried some leg kicks. None of that .. Just a boxing match.

Diego lost that fight and his heart in December. Ever since his loss, he’s been reminded of his b.j. fight whenever he sees that big scar above his eye. He’ll never be the same

Aside from some surprises in the ring, I was reading some comments in the other posts, and I was surprised to learn that not every sentient being in the universe didn’t expect the fight to be a colossal let-down, how weird. You’d think these guys had movie careers the way they ‘fraid a getting that finish scratched, so to speak.

lotta decisions on that card.
glad I didn’t order it.