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Tonight after The Ultimate Fighter, Spike TV will roll out the latest installment of its UFC Primetime mini-series, focusing on the Quinton Jackson vs. Rashad Evans showdown at UFC 114. Rampage’s acting lessons have clearly paid off, because when he stares into the camera in the above promo clip and vows to destroy us, it’s just so believable, you know? This might be the first time I’ve had the urge to nervously give my cigarettes and fruit cup to a YouTube video. For his part, Rashad could only come up with a weak line about pillows and snuggies, which you can see after the jump. Of course, Rashad has his own acting career to deal with, though it hasn’t quite reached summer blockbuster status…
Below: A promo (of sorts) for a straight-to-bootleg flick called Vengeance that stars Danny Trejo, y’boy Rashad, and Houston Alexander. Feel the awkwardness!
Chuck Norris turned 70, your shittin me, so we could get Chuck, Clint Eastwood, Morgan freeman, and say, Abe Simpson and have a full on senior’s circuit A-team