MMA Fighter Challenges People to Punch Him in the Face, Everyone Fails

UFC 114 Video Hype: Rampage Jackson Makes Us All a Little Uncomfortable


(Props: MGVMEDIA via BloodyElbow)

Tonight after The Ultimate Fighter, Spike TV will roll out the latest installment of its UFC Primetime mini-series, focusing on the Quinton Jackson vs. Rashad Evans showdown at UFC 114. Rampage’s acting lessons have clearly paid off, because when he stares into the camera in the above promo clip and vows to destroy us, it’s just so believable, you know? This might be the first time I’ve had the urge to nervously give my cigarettes and fruit cup to a YouTube video. For his part, Rashad could only come up with a weak line about pillows and snuggies, which you can see after the jump. Of course, Rashad has his own acting career to deal with, though it hasn’t quite reached summer blockbuster status


Below: A promo (of sorts) for a straight-to-bootleg flick called Vengeance that stars Danny Trejo, y’boy Rashad, and Houston Alexander. Feel the awkwardness!

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fatbellyfrank- May 12, 2010 at 10:35 pm
Chuck Norris turned 70, your shittin me, so we could get Chuck, Clint Eastwood, Morgan freeman, and say, Abe Simpson and have a full on senior's circuit A-team
dracovic- May 12, 2010 at 3:06 pm
Houston "The Assassin" Alexander!!!
Is´nt that the guy Kimbo tossed around ???
I would feel "really" safe to have that guy in my team.
ReX13- May 12, 2010 at 1:40 pm
Ratel>> But, Batman is still cool, right? i'll sub Clint Eastwood in for Chuck, if i have to.
HotPotato- May 12, 2010 at 1:26 pm
@ MediumRare

Sigh...
MediumRare- May 12, 2010 at 12:48 pm
"You talked a whole lot of big game. You talked all this stuff you gonna to do to me."

Is that ebonics?

A speech impediment?
Kimbos Bread- May 12, 2010 at 11:12 am
I can't wait to see this G-Team movie!!!!!!!


I guess I'll find the DVD in the gangbang isle; right next to the bukkake and DP genres.

The "G" is for "gangbang".
Mdot50- May 12, 2010 at 10:31 am
lol
Ratel- May 12, 2010 at 10:03 am
I'm going to go where nobody's gone before - Chuck Norris jokes are no longer valid. Yeah, I said it! The man just turned 70 this year. Seventy. Which means the jokes would be funny if they all ended with the words, "30 years ago."

BeastUnleashed- May 12, 2010 at 9:53 am
RAJC did us all a favor does anyone really want to see David Loiseau fight.
ByrneDout- May 12, 2010 at 9:49 am
Wow "the G-Team" Going straight to a video rental store near you!

That movie looks as bad as Houston Alexander vs Kimbo Slice, wait Houston Alexander is in the movie?!

The best part about that video they shot it like ten times and that was the best take they had, pitiful.

Who is this guy introducing them? is he the director? He looks like Bobby Moynihan from SNL?

Last who is Steve Murphy and why is he in this video? He looks like he just a frontal lobotamy.
Kimbos Bread- May 12, 2010 at 9:43 am
Is that a video Rampage sent the miscarriage victim?

"I'm coming straight at you...!"


Yeah. I woulda settled out of court (after seeing that) too!
Almost North- May 12, 2010 at 9:03 am
Hah, fair enough. I'm from Alaska originally so I have a weird step-parent relationship with Canada. I do always look forward to the Quebec shows just for the crowd roar.
the mocker- May 12, 2010 at 8:50 am
A snuggy, hey thats what I use! My dogs and I even have matching colors.so now Rashad is making fun of people who use snuggies huh that fuck! I have to say though nice evil laugh I mean that laugh was just fucking creepy. Not quite as creepy as Quintons video though.
Get Off Me- May 12, 2010 at 8:49 am
@Almost North
RACJ allows UFC to do shows, the show sells out, well they have to have some credit....
I go to tons of shows, been to all the Montreal shows, been watching the crow for a long time, RACJ did us all a favor by not allowing David to fight in Montreal(go see Herman v. Loiseau ufc 97) or any other fight he has had in XMMA before that, or the fight in EliteXC with Joey V......
I laughed at your first line, but you crossed the line by bringing Quebec into the fray....Quebec is Canada's pioneer for MMA, they have done nothing but help MMA.

I'm an Almost North fan anyway.

Almost North- May 12, 2010 at 8:31 am
@get off me

Totally irrelevant, I'm talking about the shit that happens to guys like Loiseau who missed opportunities because of alleged organized crime ties. But by all means keep giving the RACJ credit for the UFC selling out.

If you are talking about the same thing I am anyway.
513- May 12, 2010 at 8:29 am
Ken Shamrock is better than rampage and rashad
Get Off Me- May 12, 2010 at 8:23 am
@Almost North
Flag on the play.
Quebec just hosted another UFC show, pretty good main event too. We ain't fucking MMA up over here, all we do is set indoor attendance records for the UFC and break them for fun.
C-Bus Allstar- May 12, 2010 at 8:19 am
LOL @ Almost North
GUI-uh-TEEN- May 12, 2010 at 8:18 am
Rashad should drink red bull in every video and make fun of Rampage's 'rampage'.
Almost North- May 12, 2010 at 8:17 am
Gangster is mostly used by pretty boy R&B singers these days. They use it because they feel insecure about computers making their music.

That and those ridiculous clowns at the Québécois department of fucking MMA up.
SiDeBuRnZ- May 12, 2010 at 8:12 am
Next, I wanna hear Rampage going:

I'm gonna break out such a sweat from beatin' on yo' ass, I'mma have to use my SHAM-WOW, as it is absorbent, and I enjoy having dry brows...
Old_Bald_and_Irish- May 12, 2010 at 8:11 am
"The G-Team"

"G" is for 'gina....it's good enough for me!
Old_Bald_and_Irish- May 12, 2010 at 8:10 am
"The G-Team"

Seriously....does anyone even use the term "Gangster" anymore?

....that's soooo 1995.
ReX13- May 12, 2010 at 8:10 am
Yeah, i'm pretty sure we all agree that Danny Trejo is one of the scariest badasses on the planet. The actual A Team would consist of Trejo, Don Frye, Chuck Norris, and Batman.
ytrebil- May 12, 2010 at 8:07 am
I hope that Evans beats the living daylights out of Rampage. I cannot stand him! He’s an immature, egoistic clown. His coaching was abysmal on TUF and Evans came across so much more respectable, grown up and cared about the guys he was training.

I respect Rampage as a fighter and he has had some fantastic fights, but as a person, I really want Evans to humble him.

Go Evans.
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