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UFC 134 Dana Vlog #2: Where in the World is Dana F’n White?

The latest Dana Vlog opens with a montage of the UFC kingpin battling his way through a torrent of media obligations stateside, including a cell phone convo in which he puts archenemy Bob Arum on blast. Once the final interview has been granted and the last F-bomb dropped, we see him jet off to Rio courtesy of some broke-ass “Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego” graphic.

While mingling with the segregated Brazilian and American camps, Dana makes a few weight inquiries which reveal that a disgruntled Forest Griffin was walking around at 216 lbs. one day removed from the official weigh-ins while Shogun was hovering just above the limit at 207 lbs. As for Middleweight challenger Yushin Okami, he was tipping the scales at a solid Thursday 89 kilos 196 lbs.

Full weigh-in results after the jump. And if you didn’t get to drop your predictions in our Fight Picking contest, you’ve still got time to tell the Nation how it’s all going down tonight!


MAIN CARD (Pay-per-view)



  • David Mitchell (171) vs. Paulo Thiago (169)
  • Raphael Assuncao (134) vs. Johnny Eduard (135)
  • Erick Silva (169) vs. Luis Ramos (171)
  • Felipe Arantes (145) vs. Yuri Alcantara (144)
  • Yves Jabouin (135) vs. Ian Loveland (135)

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XENOPHON- August 27, 2011 at 3:57 pm
Dammit, my pest friend is right. You got the "D-" with that one!
Pen Fifteen- August 27, 2011 at 2:22 pm
Your joke might have worked if the dude had been referring to Jason Miller instead of Dan Miller, who is actually fighting on this card.
warchief65- August 27, 2011 at 1:28 pm
Where was Miller ? He was trying to make bail . Apparently , he got strung out and tried to choke out his sister . What's next ? Dana is trying to show that he " works " hard to bring us the best , yeah , look at the card . It's not that great . Half of those flights he took , would have saved time and money by a conference phone . But , hey , it's not my company . Zuffa has the most fighters , but don't know how to cut them to the best of the best . They are still running SF name , and the champs , like the HW and LHW , aren't even signed by UFC . I really think that Dana and Co. bit a more than they thought .
Wiseguy- August 27, 2011 at 12:12 pm
Nothing to do with the article, but I was at my nephews football game today, and saw a guy rockin an orange Cage Potato shirt with the horns! War potato nation!
Fried Taco- August 27, 2011 at 11:08 am
Sony Pictures really missed out on a good promotional bit if they would've got him to Curse like a Smurf prior to the movie's release.
XENOPHON- August 27, 2011 at 11:01 am
I have to agree with Dwight over Bob Arum. Arum needs to be disappeared and forgotten about. Boxing Bob needs to see what all others see, boxing is now simply "B" league.
Okami appears quite a bit stouter than Anderson.
This a big leap from the NFL, Anderson has got ditch the shimmery purple shirt with the suit. If he loses, we need a before and after photo.
NOG looks 10 years younger in less than 24 hours - and actually able to pivot at the waist. I retract the earlier mis-perception of a potential Schaub advantage.
Forrest must weather any Hua supplied onslaught for the first 4 minutes, if he can do this....Shogun returns to sucking suds.
Where the fuck was Miller and Palhares?