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UFC 141 Drug Test Results: Lesnar and Overeem Are Clean, Jon Fitch Avoids Testing Because ‘He Lost’


(I’m still convinced that ‘Reem ate one of those Pit Fighter power-pills before the match.)

MMA Weekly passes along the news that 19 of the 20 fighters who competed on December 30th’s UFC 141: Lesnar vs. Overeem card were tested for drugs of abuse and performance enhancing substances by the Nevada State Athletic Commission, with all 19 testing clean. (Congrats, guys; way to not fuck it up like some people we know.) That includes new UFC heavyweight #1 contender Alistair Overeem, who continues to prove the legitimacy of his beast-like physique. Still, Overeem has to pass two more random drug tests over the next six months to satisfy the conditions of his conditional license.

Only Jon Fitch managed to avoid a post-fight drug test at UFC 141. The only explanation that NSAC executive director Keith Kizer gave for this omission was that “he lost” Which begs the question — why were those nine other losers tested, then? Do you think Brock Lesnar and Nam Phan felt like pissing into cups after the beatings they took?

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Me likey- January 10, 2012 at 9:35 am
overeem- my dick is this big!
brock- huuuuuugggggghhhhhhh?!!!
XENOPHON- January 10, 2012 at 8:00 am
@ArmFarmer
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Hey AF, I'll let you in on a secret everyone knows but you.....I don't have a love of god, but love to see you do your English Major skit.
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Tell me, why don't you correct all the other writers who post here - maybe you just hold me in a special place in your heart - but won't admit it?
ArmFarmer- January 10, 2012 at 6:04 am
For the love of god xeno shut the fuck up. Any attempt you make to sound intelligent is instantly negated when you can't tell the difference between theyre and their. Your stupid theories are pointless uneducated speculation, and they are painful to read. You make us all dumber every time you fill in the capture and hit submit.
Clyde- January 10, 2012 at 5:59 am
If you lost and get caught juicing, does that mean the other guy's win is overturned as a result?
Jon Fitch and Exciting in the same sentence- January 10, 2012 at 5:42 am
Are you not entertained???
RaginAsian- January 10, 2012 at 2:17 am
They collected Fitch's sample from his shorts, they're just helping him save face.
RwilsonR- January 9, 2012 at 11:53 pm
@ XENO - if 50% of the fighters are randomly selected to be tested win or lose, and all winners are tested regardless, and 9 out of 10 or the random 50% ended up losing their fight = 19 / 20 fighters were tested.
Or it is a massive conspiracy where Obama nd McCain purposely polarize the nation into a frenzy during the 2008 elections, only to create enough chaos to hide their true motive of a massive jewel heist masterminded by none other than Keith Kizer.
Could be either one. Not sure, so dig up his tax records, would ya?
XENOPHON- January 9, 2012 at 4:58 pm
@Anhonestmoose
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How does 19 of 20 equate to random testing. Sounds more like random deselection from testing in Fitch's case.
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This is poor policy and lacks transparency. Its as shady as the way the NASC is constructed or wants people to believe their legitimate.
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Over the last decade Vegas has needed new cash flows as the gambling dropped off from the shitty economy and nearly everyone who lives in either direction of that shit hole now has access to alternative gaming much closer to home.
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I believe boxing is as bogus and often fixed as it can get. I am now a firm beliver that in at least the Zuffa owned companies - the same is true.
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If most people hear will tell you that Pride was crooked and cooked the books - would you buy them and assume the liabilities?
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Zuffa sure didn't blink an eye when they laid down their cash for Pride. Isn't their an old saying about "birds of the same feather flock together?"
mcw89138- January 9, 2012 at 3:41 pm
If I were Cyborg, I would have ditched the "tainted supplements" defense for claiming my sample somehow must have gotten accidently switched with Overeem's.
Anhonestmoose- January 9, 2012 at 2:49 pm
I believe the general policy is that all winners are tested, and certain fighters are randomly selected beforehand to be tested win or lose. In this case I would guess that Jon Fitch was the only one on the card who lost and was not randomly selected.
intercept440- January 9, 2012 at 2:17 pm
Overeem " Im here to fuck horses and eat bitches ....and im all out of...what ??? i say it wrongly??oh here to eat horses and fuck bitches... ahh.. oh well ill eat bitches too."
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Shotokan- January 9, 2012 at 2:05 pm
@Fried Taco: LOL Pretty much man. That delayed Liver kick was just too awesome! They should Gif that into this story!
XENOPHON- January 9, 2012 at 2:03 pm
Hum, that is strange news.
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I have no idea why Fitch was not required give a sample. He was up and walking around find after he finished wrestling with the ref. At least he was in good enough shape to piss into the cup.
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What is up with this Keith Kizer guy. His name is always mentioned when there a controversy. Has anyone ever questioned this guys credentials or looked at his income tax reporting.
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Ever fuck up at a fight, is blamed NSAC by Dana White. I've heard Dana say it million fucking times during interviews. Dana used the licensure and supervision of promoters, boxers, kickboxers, mixed martial arts fighters, seconds, ring officials, managers, and matchmakers as excuses.
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Strange thing is that each of these areas is suppose to the job of Kieth Kizer. I read below that since Kizer is not allowed to vote, hence never be liable for anything.
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It goes like this, Dana blames Kizer. Then Kizer blames 5 other people who actually cast a vote inside the commission. Dana never talks about each of them?
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Strange voting system. Anyone ever hear of the current chairman of the NSAC? His name is Bill Brady. The other members are Francisco "Cisco" Aguilar, Raymond "Skip" Avansino, Jr., T.J. Day, and Pat Lundvall?
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nevada_Athletic_Commission
Kid Clam Curtains- January 9, 2012 at 1:44 pm
Overeem is probably just using HGH which the NSAC doesn't test for. Or maybe he has a whizzinator. Whatever it is I hope he never gets caught because I like watching him crush people.
Fried Taco- January 9, 2012 at 1:36 pm
@Shotokan: I think it just took awhile for Lesnar's "O" face to wear off after the beating his body took.
Ani703- January 9, 2012 at 1:33 pm
Fitch is taking copious amounts of illegal substances. In this case, estrogen.
Shotokan- January 9, 2012 at 1:24 pm
LMFAO!!! LOOK AT LESNER IN AWE OF THE UBEREEM! FIRST!!!!
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