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‘UFC 141: Lesnar vs. Overeem’ — Live Results + Commentary

Dana White says that Alistair Overeem has “never fought in the big show.” So what is PRIDE, chopped liver?

Nam Phan vs. Jimy Hettes
Phan comes out to “Move Your Feet” by Junior Senior. Good times, bro.

Round 1: Hettes starts with a high kick. Hettes shoots for a single and gets it. Phan gets to his feet, Hettes stays on him, drags him back to the mat. Phan gets to his feet, eats a knee on the way up. Hettes tries to set up a guillotine choke, but loses it, and starts unloading with heavy ground and pound. Phan looks rocked. Hettes takes Phan’s back and continues to fire bpunches from behind. Phan rolls, tries to kick Hettes off. He takes a few more punches before escaping to his feet. They clinch up against the fence briefly before separating. Phan lands a right. Hettes clinches and scores a textbook judo toss. Hettes scores mount. Hettes goes for the straight armbar. Phan is doing his best to resist. Hettes uses a free arm to soften Phan up with punches to the head and body. Hettes still trying for that ‘bar. He returns to full mount and smashes him with punches to the bell. 10-8 for Hettes, easy.

Round 2: Hettes with a head kick. He shoots and Phan defends. Hettes shoots, drags Phan down. Phan goes for a leglock off his back, Hettes pulls away. Hettes lands a point-blank punch from above. Hettes tries to set up a side-choke. Phan escapes and reverses on top. Now Phan is throwing down some punches and elbows. Hettes grabs on and gets to his feet. Hettes landing punches from a standing clinch. Phan gets out but Hettes immediately takes him down again. Phan up and out again. 1-2 from Hettes. Hettes tries to drag Phan down again, and succeeds. Hettes in side-control, raining down blows. Phan gets up, Hettes considers a guillotine. They end the round clinched against the cage. Probably a 10-9 for Hettes.

Round 3: This is the first time that Hettes has been in the third round of a fight, and he looks fatigued on the stool. Phan’s been here many times before. He looks fresh, and throws some quick punches. But Hettes grabs him and scores a takedown. Hettes with a knee to the body as Phan works to his feet. Hettes slams him down again. Punches to Phan’s grill. Phan gets up, eats a knee. Phan lands a right, then a body shot. Hettes looks gassed, but he still has enough in the tank to take Phan down again. Hettes on top, looking for an arm triangle. He can’t get it. More ground and pound from Hettes. Phan is helpless under the assault. Hettes finishes strong in the last ten seconds, whaling on Phan to the horn. I have that one scored 30-26 Hettes.

Hettes def. Phan via unanimous decision (30-25 x 2, 30-26). Props to the judges for actually awarding some 10-8 rounds. Hettes is on his way.

Vladimir Matyushenko vs. Alexander Gustafsson

After retiring Matt Hamill, Gustafsson says his goal is now to retire Matyushenko. New nickname suggestion: Alexander “The Gold Watch” Gustafsson. Either that or ”The White Jon Jones.”

Round 1: Gustafsson sticks his arm out, measuring. Matyushenko comes in wild with a left hook, overhand right, missing both and nearly falling over. Leg kick Gustafsson. Gustafsson tries a straight kick to the body, Matyushenko catches it and shakes him off. Hard leg kick from Gustafsson. Matyshuenko gets caught hard with a jab coming in and drops like a sack of potatoes. Gustafsson gets to work with hammerfists and punches until the ref rushes in to stop it. Gustafsson def. Matyushenko via TKO, 2:13 of round 1. The replay shows Matyushenko throwing a wide hook, dropping his right hand, and dashing directly into Gustafsson’s fist.

Jon Fitch vs. Johny Hendricks

Round 1: OHHHHH! Hendricks lands the straight left from hell, and Fitch goes down stiff as a board. One more follow-up shot on the ground, and it’s all over. Twelve seconds, you guys. Hendricks def. Fitch via KO, 0:12 of round 1. Fitch skillfully reverses Steve Mazzagatti after the stoppage, then realizes he’s wrestling the ref. Awkwaaaaard.

We get Dong Hyun Kim vs. Sean Pierson from the prelims. Stun Gun showing off his striking in the first round, getting the better of Pierson in the exchanges. Kim nails a high-altitude toss on Pierson, but Pierson reverses and takes Kim’s back. The round ends before he can capitalize. Round 2 is more of Kim outlanding Pierson. He lands a Machida-style crane-kick, but Pierson stays on his feet. He does it again and puts Pierson on queer street! Dong’s got some balls on him. Pierson is saved by the bell. Kim stays in control in the final round, scoring a pair of takedowns. Kim clinching the fight with top control. The ref stands ‘em, and Kim tries the jumping front kick again, but misses it. He actually throws it twice more before the fight is over. Pierson gets handled on all fronts, and Kim takes the decision in a 30-27 x 3 shutout.

Hey, somebody make a GIF of Gina Carano dancing. That was nice.

Well you’ve made it this far, so hit the “next page” link for round-by-round results from Diaz vs. Cerrone and Lesnar vs. Overeem.

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Hinarf- January 1, 2012 at 6:52 pm
Brock was neither a mainstay, a legend, or even remotely interesting.

Am I surprised that he retired? No.
I saw him fucking quit in the ring, I knew it was coming.

It basically comes down to this, "If I can't win I quit!" Don't believe me? Play Call of Duty and win. Everyone quits.
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Charles Sheen- December 31, 2011 at 9:54 pm
Dear Santa Claus: What the fuck? Nate Fucking Diaz? Damn you. I hate that wigger motherfucker. 100% of Stockton wiggers agree: Nate and Nick are overcompensating for their lisps. Just go full Nick Ring, Nate!
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Somehow, Overeem is already cut over his right eye. - this happened when he tried to eat Cerrone's horse.
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RearNakedSpoon- December 31, 2011 at 6:52 am
Ubereem wins the UFC title via guillotine.
NomadRip- December 31, 2011 at 5:13 am
Good liveblog, good comments, good wrap-up by RWR and Drano, good to know RSparrow owns a bar, but I'm still confused:
Was that chicken salad, or chicken shit?
istehwin- December 31, 2011 at 3:46 am
tempted to register over at
RSparrow- December 31, 2011 at 3:27 am
Ya, I'm hammered... but I own a a bar, fuck off. This is what I learned tonight... (and made up... "one shot jager, dropped in bud light pint glass, topped with plenty baileys makes the panties go wet). There's a lot of fighters who do 6 styles of martial arts good.... the diaz brothers do 2 styles GREAT. Boxing and JJ. Their ground game is SICK, and their boxing is SICK. This leaves their opponents with no game plan. Revert back to any of Nick's fights... I talked to their boxing coach tonight and he made me 500 dollars.. but fuck I still lost cause I wanted to shut the fuck out of Xeno. I thought Cerrone was gonna run through the LW division... Bendo will beat Edgar though. LMAO at Brock, there's a difference between a real fighter, and an actor. Ya, hes big but come on.. this shit was easy to call. Did anyone else notice that Overeem didnt throw one punch? I think he made a point tonight... he was so talented that he beat Brock just by throwing his legs and knees. Maybe its just me, but that's what I saw. We got JDS and Reem now... By the way we're having a Cage Potato convention/Drink Fest at my place in 2012, as soon as Ben responds to my e mail :) I will give plenty of notice.. yall arange the flights, the drinks are on me.
macreadysshack- December 31, 2011 at 2:21 am
Sorry, drank too much
macreadysshack- December 31, 2011 at 2:20 am
Yeah, man, when i drove from Dresden, Germany to Krakow, Poland and visited Auschwitz and Birkinau, I was like, what are these fuckers bitching about? I snuck into one of the 3'x3'x5' isolation chambers that were off limits down in Mengala's basement where they used to lock two people up together for days or weeks and I thought, this is no big deal; Jesus what a bunch of pussies. Right outside of Mengala's fun-house was a courtyard with a strange fiberous wall and six foot high 4x4 posts with iron rings at the top for tying people's hands behind their backs and suspending them from their wrists, ostensibly dislocating their shoulders as they hung there (didnt Mel Gibson do that like no problem in LW?). The fiberous wall was there to catch bullets as they exited the bodies of executed people. There were still rounds lodged in it. All in all, the ten foot high electric barbed wire fences, the wonderful promise of Arbight Macht Frei and the harmless little 'shower facilities' with adjacent cremetorium ( in case someone hit their head in the huge shower room, I guess), coupled with the fake-out train station made me really wonder why these goddamn Jews are always complaining all the time. Suck it up. What a bunch of whiners.
Thank God Overeem won.
from my iphone again. Jeez, i sure hope i didnt embarass myself with a stupid paste to my wife or accidentally tell an embarassing story about what aretard I can be. It's SO important to me to look awesome. I'm awesome, right? Right?
NinjaVanish- December 31, 2011 at 1:57 am
I called Diaz/Cerrone. Cerrone gets hand picked fights because he is "popular", and Diaz fights any and all takers. 209 beats out UFC's drug steroid using tapout posterboy any day of the week.
RwilsonR- December 31, 2011 at 12:37 am
You know what's great about picking on Jews? They are the one people who just have never been given shit by anyone ever. I mean, it just seems like they have skated by throughout history without notice, and nobody ever really bothers them. Am I right? Am I right, XENO? You silly Jews... it's about time you get your turn, your comeuppance. No more easy road for you, Jews. You've gotten a free pass for too long.
RwilsonR- December 31, 2011 at 12:13 am
I was wrong on a lot of the fights tonight, but good to have BG doing the liveblog. Much more entertaining, especially when reading it in catch-up after watching the fights spittle late here on the west coast.
Some good comments tonight. Noticeably lacking a trolls all know and love.
Cerrone was frustrating! He got too caught up on the "first to attempt a takedown is a pussy" BS. I think he got hurt early, but didn't adjust well enough. Good for Diaz. He looked tough, but I'm with BG on wondering how he handles a good wrestler who's not afraid to be in his guard.
I always said I wasn't sure if Brock would really recover from his shit being clogged real bad (both mentally and physically), and he obviously couldn't. He showed up for a paycheck, and proved this sport is for athletes with fully functioning colons.
Gina looked good... hiding under a hat, caked in makeup, and without the camera panning down for a full body shot.
Poor Chandella - a face for the black men, a body fit for the white men, and an overall main course for Overeem.
Happy New Year to everyone at CP... except for the Jews who run this site, who obviously celebrate their own Jew New Year (Jew Year?) based on their Jew calendar, which is dictated to them by their corporate masters at Zuffa. I'm still not clear whether the Jews run Zuffa, or run Break Media but still have to listen to their bosses at Zuffa, who I'm not sure if they are Jewish or not. I'll have to check my next XENO newsletter for clarification. But getting back to the point, Happy New Year CP! ...except Jews, Zuffa, Break Media, and Xenophon, which may or may not all be involved in the same conspiracy.
dranokills- December 30, 2011 at 11:07 pm
respect back.
love back.
peace out to all the cool ones.
bowing to BG and Rexy.

I just watched the post fight presser, and my take is this:
hettes, you are a new breed beast. gonna be looking for this kid.
hendricks knows it was a lucky punch...and doesn't give a SHIT, a wins a win fuckers, ha.
Nate, that was the most intelligent answers to questions ever...even with the little gayass lisp thing.
cerrone, you have zero mic skills and cuss so much per sentence you sounded more retarded than Nick Diaz. Go wear a toga cause cowboys and romans have one thing in common they are both history.
Ross peirson, even when you win...nobody cares.
overeem, enjoy your win over an untalented jackhole quitter, cause you may be the most decorated striker with flimsy wannabee belts from places that don't matter in the MMA world,but you are gonna be facing the most accurate and devastating striker in the UFC, and the world in Junior.
Dana was sick and felt like shit, he mentioned it enough. I really thought there for a second he was gonna puke on someone. I'm prolly the only person cares....get well soon Dana, I hope you get ok.
nite taters.
blaphtome- December 30, 2011 at 10:48 pm
Wow, I fuckin hate Brock, but I genuinely expected more. Overeem fought a literally perfect fight. Look forward to him and JDS. And oh yeah, 209 bitches.
smellypiratehooker- December 30, 2011 at 10:24 pm
I think that brock would have had better luck coming out with a with a left tit jab with a right tit cross.
DARKHORSE06- December 30, 2011 at 10:23 pm
Pretty swell card all around.

Did anyone see that white Kid-N-Play tranny walking to the warm-up room with Brock? Probably one of his striking coaches.

One good thing that came out of all this for the big man was that the Reem probably dislogged any lingering turd postules from the 1/8 in of colon he has left. So,chin up Brock!
Good to see Master Lloyd Irvin out there too.
cabj1905- December 30, 2011 at 10:22 pm
If any of you guys had the misfortune to miss out on the main event due to choppy feeds, here's the full fight vid...

Edith Christ- December 30, 2011 at 10:20 pm
Good for Danny Glover. She looks ripped in this photo.
fatbellyfrank- December 30, 2011 at 10:16 pm
@ Cabj happy New Year bro, thank fuck I didn't go to the horseraces today
fatbellyfrank- December 30, 2011 at 10:15 pm
Okay now for the FBF drunken summary
nam Phan, we now know you can take a beating,maybe try to learn some offence
Magnusson and Hendricks, sweet, sweet knockouts, both right on the button
Cerrone V Diaz, whoever came up with Cerrone's game plan needs to be shot with a ball of their own shit, that was fucken awful son, no taken away from Diaz's win but you fought a fucken dumb fight
Brock v Overeem attack the body of a guy who has suffered debilitating internal disease= smart game plan, take notes cerrone ya dumb fuck