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UFC 152 Open Workouts Recap: Michael Bisping 1, Heckler 0 [VIDEO]

To say the we like to have our fun at Michael Bisping’s expense would be like saying that Muhammad Ali liked to have his fun at Joe Frazier’s expense. Bisping is a polarizing figure in every sense of the word and one who is not likely to back down in the face of adversity. Therein lies his appeal. So if we could offer any advice to the Bisping haters out there, it would be to stifle said hatred when in “The Count’s” actual presence. Otherwise, you could quickly find yourself on the wrong end of a verbal (not to mention physical) beatdown in the near future.

Take this guy for instance:

As one can deduce from a basic ocular patdown – Skull t-shirt? Check. Dyed hair/soul patch/spray tan combo? Check. A faux gold chain draped over said skull t-shirt? Chiggity check yourself before you wreck yourself, Cotton – this guy knows A LOT about MMA. Hence his decision to heckle Bisping from the crowd during his UFC 152 open workout.

It did not go well.

“It takes more than two punches to win a belt,” the gentlemen we shall now refer to as “The Shituation” called out, clearly an acolyte of Freddie Roach.

“Oh yeah, cause you’d know. Where’s your belt, big boy?” Bisping responds, which is really the only response any fighter ever has to give a heckler with love handles.

And before Shituation can even begin to roll up his sleeves and reveal his wicked sweet tribal tats, Bisping hits him with the figurative one-two punch, which in this case is daring the guy to take a one-two punch from Bisping:

“Hey I can do a couple warmup rounds if you want to jump in. Let’s see how big your balls are, son.” Bisping challenges. The crowd appropriately gives the Brit his due credit with a collective “Awww snap!”

At this point, the heckler continues to pursue without actually stepping up and taking his medicine and is promptly escorted out of the building to the cheers of everyone else in attendance. On the Joe Rogan Scale of Heckler Annihilation, we give “The Count” and 8.5 out of 10. His performance would have been flawless had he decided against taking a final shot at The Shituation on his way out:

“You’re the tough guy, you got the Afflicition shirt on!” Bisping shouted before being wrangled back in by his boxing coach Jason Parillo. It’s a solid burn, one that is actually taken directly from the master’s playbook, but it loses some of its punch when you consider that Bisping is sponsored by the company he was just shitting on.

Bisping later claimed in an interview with Ariel Helwani that he only threw the man out because he was irritating Parillo, which, whatever. Bisping 1, Heckler 0.

And speaking of earning some fans, skip ahead to the 5 minute mark of the video to see Jon Jones jovially interacting with the pro-Belfort Brazilians in the crowd. He even goes in for the high five on one of them only to pull away at the last second. Cool as a cucumber, this guy is.

Waitaminute…Bones Jones and Michael Bisping both avoided yet another public relations nightmare and came across as likable dudes? On the same day?

-J. Jones

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trazmania- January 18, 2013 at 11:28 am
Well seems 2 b alot of Bispussy fans out there. Just 2 SET THE RECORD STRAIT I'm the guy thatBISPUSSY had words with at Extreme Cotoure.First of all I train at thaT gym and the owner happens 2 b a very good friend of mine so outta respect 4 him I kept it 2 a minimum,but make no mistake about it I'm an ex pro boxing champ who spent over 20 years in a max sec pen,and when BISPUSSY shot his gate off he had no idea who he was talkin 2, that shows you how stupid this RETARD is,cuz theres no referee or towels anyone 2 come 2 your rescue BISPUSSY THERES NO RULES WHERE I COME FROM GOT THAT ALL YOU BISPUSSY LOVERS and theres an open invitation 2 anyone who thinks there bad enough 2 back there fukin mouth I'm at that gym every day, and as 4 you BISSPUSSY IT WOULDN'T TAKE ME NO MORE THAN 30seconds 2 leave you in a pool of your own blood,so next time ur in town come on down and quit hidden behind ur fukin security,u fukin whining little girl,if u were such a tough guy when I told u I would change ur gender which is clear on the vid why didn't u step up lika a man and do somethin, cuz u fukin knew BISPUSSY u can c it in a mans eyes when u come from the dark side of life if hes 4 real and u saw somethin from ur past that shook u. I 'LL B WAITIN ON U ANY OF UR FAGGOTT FOLLOWERS LETS GET IT ON AND C WHOS 4 REAL U WANNA BAD MOUTH ME OVER THIS SITE COME ON DOWN BACK UR MOUTH CUZ WE ALL SEEN BISPUSSY DIDN'T.PUKES
ArmFarmer- September 21, 2012 at 9:20 am
I can't stand Bisping but that guy surpasses his doucheyness to the point I actually had to side with Bisping.. which makes me hate the shituation that much more...
trazmania- January 18, 2013 at 11:33 am
Hates a strong word when u don't know someone,but i couldnt give a fuk cuz ur just as big an idiot as BISPUSSY
El Famous Burrito- September 21, 2012 at 8:32 am
Bisping got heckled by Robert Goulet?
smellypiratehooker- September 21, 2012 at 7:31 am
@methodman
I think all that mustache has gone to his head.
M.E.T.H.O.D. MAN- September 20, 2012 at 8:56 pm
Man Don Fryes an asshole.
Bards- September 20, 2012 at 4:00 pm
"Waitaminute…Bones Jones and Michael Bisping both avoided yet another public relations nightmare and came across as likable dudes? On the same day?"

Canada makes everybody nicer.
smellypiratehooker- September 20, 2012 at 3:18 pm
"Knock Knock Shituation"
Shituation- " who's there"
" A fat gutted grease monkey with mustard stains on his shirt that drinks vanilla and listens to Platnum Blonde in his mothers 30 year old trailer."
trazmania- January 18, 2013 at 11:38 am
u got an open invite MEATBALL 2 come 2 that gym anD tell me 2 my face coward, I train there very day so come on down don't b a chicken shit like BISPUSSY U FUKIN PUKE I 'LL PUT U 2 SLEEP UNDER 10 SEC RETARD
SquidInk- September 20, 2012 at 2:24 pm
I'm not a Bisping fan, but that mouthy asshole guy deserved to be removed from the event. No one is there to see you, greasy.
trazmania- January 18, 2013 at 11:44 am
YOUR HERO BISPUSSY BACKED DOWN FROM MY CHALLENGE WHY DON'T YOU STEP UP AND TAKE HIS PLACE, I'M AT THAT GYM EVERYDAY, BUT UR GONNA HIDE BEHIND YOUR COMP AND B A COWARD LIKE BISPUSSY ....SE3CURITY SECURITY LOL BUNCHA PUUUUKES
holeeball- September 20, 2012 at 2:18 pm
JON JONES COMPLETED QUEST 'go get some fans'.

Douche lvl MASTER > Douche lvl 99
Mr_Misanthropy- September 20, 2012 at 1:55 pm
SECURITY! SECURITY!
Shaky- September 20, 2012 at 1:27 pm
Bisping is the man these days. I know American fans took a while to get used to his sense of humour, but it seems like people are starting to get behind him. Realistically, the only bad thing he did in his career as the Riveira fight, which admittedly was pretty bad. The other stuff? Just kidding around or getting over-emotional. His comments about Stann were hilarious.
Fried Taco- September 20, 2012 at 1:23 pm
And I would have accepted his invitation, too, but I bruised my elbow the other day in Muay Thai class.
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