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UFC 161 Fight-Picking Contest: Win a Copy of ‘Enter the Dragon Ultimate Collector’s Edition’ on Blu-ray!


(Enter The Dragon 40th Anniversary Ultimate Collector’s Edition cover image via Facebook.com/EnterTheDragonFilm. Pick up a copy right here.)

In 2008, we declared Bruce Lee’s Enter the Dragon to be the Greatest Fight Movie of All Time, and our opinion hasn’t changed much since then. Here’s what we wrote about it at the time:

Perhaps the most perfect martial arts movie ever made. Bruce Lee infiltrates the secret island lair of an evil mastermind by way of entering his martial arts tournament. Not only does this film have all the prerequisite elements — faceless crowds of henchmen, evil dude with deadly hand attachments, philosophical digressions — it also features a cast that’s a who’s who of martial arts movies, including Black Belt Jones himself, Jim Kelly, as well as Bolo Yeung and Jackie Chan (uncredited). If the plot seems cliché, that’s probably because it’s been copied so much since then. Because it works.

To celebrate the 40th anniversary of the 1973 classic, Warner Bros. Home Entertainment has just released a re-mastered “Ultimate Collector’s Edition” of Enter the Dragon, which includes three new featurettes, a ton of vintage documentary footage, commentary by producer Paul M. Heller and writer Michael Allin, and collectible art cards, among other extras. And guess what? We’ve got two copies of the set to give away. Ladies and gentlemen, it’s fight-picking time.

This Saturday, Rashad Evans and Dan Henderson are meeting in the three-round main event of UFC 161. All you have to do is tell us who will win and how. Your entry should look something like this…

Evans def. Henderson via split-decision (29-28, 29-28, 28-29)
or
Henderson def. Evans via KO, 2:56 of round 2

In other words: Winner’s last name first, and you must include the method of victory, time of stoppage, round of stoppage, or the judges’ scores if you think the fight will go the distance; we’ll need that in case of a tie-breaker. Please submit your picks to the comments section by noon PT on Saturday. Only one entry per person, please. The two closest guesses will both score the Blu-ray copies of Enter the Dragon, and we’ll announce the winners on Monday. Any questions, let us know in the comments.

Good luck everybody, and thanks to WB for the hookup! If you’re looking for a Father’s Day gift that your old man will actually appreciate, order a copy of the Enter the Dragon 40th Anniversary Ultimate Collector’s Edition Blu-ray set right here.


(Props: YouTube.com/WarnerBrosOnline. For more clips from the movie, click here.)

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hammercock- June 15, 2013 at 12:23 pm
Henderson via KO 4:20 of round 2
fightfan- June 15, 2013 at 10:38 am
Henderson via KO 4:23 of round 1
fucka fish- June 14, 2013 at 7:18 am
Henderson def. Evans via KO, 3:16 of round 2
Eataface- June 13, 2013 at 10:32 pm
Rashad Evans via Unanimous Decision 29--28, 29-28, 29-28
OneTwoPunch- June 13, 2013 at 9:56 pm
Hendo By H-Bomb Round 1 2:40
cecils_pupils- June 13, 2013 at 4:00 pm
I love how you guys say "Any questions, let us know in the comments" but you don't answer my question.

Is the main event 5 rounds or 3?
OneTwoPunch- June 13, 2013 at 9:56 pm
3 Rounds
SethF- June 13, 2013 at 4:24 pm
HINT: 4th paragraph.
livnup2006- June 13, 2013 at 10:31 am
Henderson via split decision (30-27, 29-28, 28-29)
knuckleup101.2- June 13, 2013 at 8:41 am
Evans def. Henderson via split-decision (29-28, 29-28, 28-29)
cecils_pupils- June 13, 2013 at 4:57 am
Henderson defeats Evans via unanimous decision (48-47, 49-46, 49-46)

It is a 5 rounder, correct?
hondo1911- June 13, 2013 at 2:11 am
Suga def. Hendo via ud (30-27 30.27 30-27)
slayerdeth- June 12, 2013 at 11:59 pm
Hendo def Evans via tko,4:10 into rnd 2
Chri534.- June 12, 2013 at 10:53 pm
If you're going to bullshit me on semantics, then go fuck yourself. And where is my t-shirt that I've been expecting to arrive for like four years?
Chri534.- June 12, 2013 at 10:50 pm
Oh, it will be 30-27 too...sorry.
Chri534.- June 12, 2013 at 10:49 pm
My prediction is that Cage Potato will provide recycled stuff and not be funny for the next six months.

But Henderson by decision by the way, too.

All my winnings go to ALF.
discobiskuit- June 12, 2013 at 8:18 pm
Evans defeats hendo via unanimous decision 30-27 30-27 29-28
Fedor_mousasi- June 12, 2013 at 7:50 pm
Evans def Henderson via Unanimous Decision 29-28 x3
Mr_Misanthropy- June 12, 2013 at 5:38 pm
Okay here goes:

ALF def. Cancer via spinning back wheel kick 1:01 rd 1!

wait wait wait- try again

Roy Nelson def. Stipe Miocic via spinning back elbow 1:01 rd 1!

no no wait wait wait

Jake Shields def. Tyron Woodley via spinning back sleeper hold 4:20 rd 3!

No no wait wait wait

Pat Barry-

aw fuck it.
phantom151- June 12, 2013 at 3:13 pm
hendo via hendo bomb round 2 @ 2:22
KidKabbage- June 12, 2013 at 1:42 pm
Evans def. Henderson via Unanimous Decision (30-27 x3)...snoozer
The12ozCurls- June 12, 2013 at 1:12 pm
This fight will be a draw (28-28 x3)
Buster Hyman- June 12, 2013 at 12:50 pm
hendo by split decision (29-28 29-28 28 29)
Maine Blazer- June 12, 2013 at 12:43 pm
Hendo via KO 1:35 Round 1 (yeah right, but that's what I'm going with)
bitteralex- June 12, 2013 at 12:42 pm
Evans def. Henderson via decision (29-27 x 3)
I'll even go as far as to say that Evans takes the first 2 rounds and shits the bed in the 3rd and get in some real trouble before the bell saves him.
smackemyakem- June 12, 2013 at 12:41 pm
Henderson def. Evans by unanimous decision (29-28 x3)
porkin_ur_mom- June 12, 2013 at 12:02 pm
Evans def. Henderson by unanimous dec 30x27, 30x27, 29x28
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