(Please don’t let Sylvia have a chance at another ‘sexual experience’.)

If you’re in a betting mood or – whatever the odds – you just want to bet against douches like Tim Sylvia and Brock Lesnar at this Saturday’s UFC 81: Breaking Point, here’s a peak at the current odds:

From Bookmaker:

TIM SYLVIA +160
ANTONIO RODRIGO NOGUEIRA -200

FRANK MIR +120
BROCK LESNAR -150

JEREMY HORN +215
NATE MARQUARDT -275

ALAN BELCHER +115
RICARDO ALMEIDA -145

GLEISON TIBAU +300
TYSON GRIFFIN -370

KYLE BRADLEY +450
CHRIS LYTLE -600

MARVIN EASTMAN +190
TERRY MARTIN -240

TIM BOETSCH +175
DAVID HEATH -215

ROB EMERSON +195
KEITA NAKAMURA -245

UFC-Betting has some slightly different numbers on their list:

TIM SYLVIA +155
ANTONIO RODRIGO NOGUEIRA -205

FRANK MIR +110
BROCK LESNAR -140

JEREMY HORN +215
NATE MARQUARDT -275

RICARDO ALMEIDA -145
ALAN BELCHER +115

GLEISON TIBAU +245
TYSON GRIFFIN -370

KYLE BRADLEY +350
CHRIS LYTLE -600

MARVIN EASTMAN +180
TERRY MARTIN -240

TIM BOETSCH +165
DAVID HEATH -215

ROB EMERSON +185
KEITA NAKAMURA -245

And BetUs only has two open fights for the event:

TIM SYLVIA +160
ANTONIO RODRIGO NOGUEIRA -200

FRANK MIR +115
BROCK LESNAR -145

Make sure to check in regularly before the fights start as odds do change. Do your homework and as always, don’t do what I do and just bet for who you want to see win. That’s not always the way to make a bundle in a hurry – I know from experience. I will make one recommendation for my safe bet this weekend: The Patriots on Sunday.