If you’re planning on attending UFC 84 in person, there are at least two after parties scheduled with big names attached as hosts: You’ve got the UFC’s #1 ring girl Arianny Celeste making an appearance at Hawaiian Tropic Zone, and Dana White (no photo available) hosting the official “Ill Will” jammy-jam at Privé. In case you’re having trouble deciding, we’ll run it down for you.
Arianny’s party has an open vodka-bar for ladies until midnight (i.e., awesomely drunk girls); Privé offers no such hookup. Both clubs will surely feature hot bartenders, but the ones at Hawaiian Tropic Zone will all be wearing bikinis. When Arianny eventually shows up and makes her way to the velvet-roped VIP section, she’ll probably be rolling in with Edith Labelle, and their hot friends, and any fighters they’re friendly with (and Ariel Helwani, probably!). When Dana shows up just before closing time, he’ll be in a sour mood from whatever Tito’s post-fight t-shirt slogan is, and he’ll be trailed by the TUF 7 castoffs who followed him in just to kiss his ass. On the other hand, everybody wearing an Affliction shirt will be denied entrance at the UFC’s official afterparty, which could significantly decrease the douchebag ratio.
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Mon, 05/12/08 - 01:47
But one good thing about Dana's party: Any guy will seem "sweet" in comparison to Dana 'Snow' White and the TUF 7 Dwarves. Though Dana will be pulling double duty as both Disney princess and Grumpy...
Mon, 05/12/08 - 02:01
" When Dana shows up just before closing time, he’ll be in a sour mood from whatever Tito’s post-fight t-shirt slogan is, and he’ll be trailed by the TUF 7 castoffs who followed him in just to kiss his ass. " Lmao... fuckin cage potato... Lol.
Mon, 05/12/08 - 02:06
Arianny Celeste = hotness...uh...I have to go to the bathroom now to uh...
Mon, 05/12/08 - 02:12
Wow...whoever did the Arianny poster forgot to photoshop out the outline of her....ummm. Reminds me of that old Montgomery Ward catalog that went out to like 10 million homes where the lady's nipple was shown through her bra. Amazing.
Mon, 05/12/08 - 02:37
"On the other hand, everybody wearing an Affliction shirt will be denied entrance at the UFC’s official afterparty, which could significantly decrease the douchebag ratio." This is excellent. It's nearly the only reason I'd go to the Dana White after-party.
Mon, 05/12/08 - 04:18
I heard that Dana White is giving people lap dances along with his so you want to be a fighter speech....and I also heard he was going to bring in the undercard losers and fire them in front of everybody....man what a party.....Dana is like the White and Nerdy P-Diddy....
Mon, 05/12/08 - 05:28
Arianny + house music + drunk chicks vs Dana would be an easy choice for me:P
Mon, 05/12/08 - 06:19
Yea well too bad all you jerkoffs would get denied entrance to both parties.
Mon, 05/12/08 - 06:51
Seth-I gues you will be dressing up in your weekend party clothes to get in huh....let's see, might it consist of a tube top, purple pumps, a purse puppie and lower back tattoo....Maybe head over to the sampler tray have a snack then go into the restroom and induce vomit....I don't know I'm just sayin'....
Tue, 05/13/08 - 11:34
Chris, you win at life.
Wed, 05/14/08 - 03:49
Speaking of Affliction shirt wearing douche bags, I'm sure most of you have already seen this but here's the video of Joe Rogan and the drunk dumbass at the comedy club. Makes me laugh everytime I watch it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qLMooHY12Y
Thu, 05/15/08 - 07:21
I will definitely be going to Arianny's party!
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