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UFC 84 After Parties: Arianny vs. Dana

Arianny Celeste afterparty

Dana White UFC afterparty

If you’re planning on attending UFC 84 in person, there are at least two after parties scheduled with big names attached as hosts: You’ve got the UFC’s #1 ring girl Arianny Celeste making an appearance at Hawaiian Tropic Zone, and Dana White (no photo available) hosting the official “Ill Will” jammy-jam at Privé. In case you’re having trouble deciding, we’ll run it down for you.

Arianny’s party has an open vodka-bar for ladies until midnight (i.e., awesomely drunk girls); Privé offers no such hookup. Both clubs will surely feature hot bartenders, but the ones at Hawaiian Tropic Zone will all be wearing bikinis. When Arianny eventually shows up and makes her way to the velvet-roped VIP section, she’ll probably be rolling in with Edith Labelle, and their hot friends, and any fighters they’re friendly with (and Ariel Helwani, probably!). When Dana shows up just before closing time, he’ll be in a sour mood from whatever Tito’s post-fight t-shirt slogan is, and he’ll be trailed by the TUF 7 castoffs who followed him in just to kiss his ass. On the other hand, everybody wearing an Affliction shirt will be denied entrance at the UFC’s official afterparty, which could significantly decrease the douchebag ratio.

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Coronado- May 15, 2008 at 7:21 pm
I will definitely be going to Arianny's party!
KTFO- May 14, 2008 at 3:49 am
Speaking of Affliction shirt wearing douche bags, I'm sure most of you have already seen this but here's the video of Joe Rogan and the drunk dumbass at the comedy club. Makes me laugh everytime I watch it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qLMooHY12Y
MKXii- May 13, 2008 at 11:34 am
Chris, you win at life.
BIG CHRIS- May 12, 2008 at 6:51 pm
Seth-I gues you will be dressing up in your weekend party clothes to get in huh....let's see, might it consist of a tube top, purple pumps, a purse puppie and lower back tattoo....Maybe head over to the sampler tray have a snack then go into the restroom and induce vomit....I don't know I'm just sayin'....
Seth- May 12, 2008 at 6:19 pm
Yea well too bad all you jerkoffs would get denied entrance to both parties.
Peter- May 12, 2008 at 5:28 pm
Arianny + house music + drunk chicks vs Dana

would be an easy choice for me:P
BIG CHRIS- May 12, 2008 at 4:18 pm
I heard that Dana White is giving people lap dances along with his so you want to be a fighter speech....and I also heard he was going to bring in the undercard losers and fire them in front of everybody....man what a party.....Dana is like the White and Nerdy P-Diddy....
C-Bus Allstar- May 12, 2008 at 2:37 pm
"On the other hand, everybody wearing an Affliction shirt will be denied entrance at the UFC’s official afterparty, which could significantly decrease the douchebag ratio."

This is excellent. It's nearly the only reason I'd go to the Dana White after-party.
xocgx- May 12, 2008 at 2:12 pm
Wow...whoever did the Arianny poster forgot to photoshop out the outline of her....ummm. Reminds me of that old Montgomery Ward catalog that went out to like 10 million homes where the lady's nipple was shown through her bra. Amazing.
ksgbobo- May 12, 2008 at 2:06 pm
Arianny Celeste = hotness...uh...I have to go to the bathroom now to uh...
Jeff- May 12, 2008 at 2:01 pm
" When Dana shows up just before closing time, he’ll be in a sour mood from whatever Tito’s post-fight t-shirt slogan is, and he’ll be trailed by the TUF 7 castoffs who followed him in just to kiss his ass. "

Lmao... fuckin cage potato...

Lol.
Zackary Adams- May 12, 2008 at 1:47 pm
But one good thing about Dana's party: Any guy will seem "sweet" in comparison to Dana 'Snow' White and the TUF 7 Dwarves. Though Dana will be pulling double duty as both Disney princess and Grumpy...
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