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We are live at the MGM Grand Garden Arena in Las Vegas for an extra-special, on-the-scene liveblog of UFC 91. What does that mean for your life? It means preliminary results, witty observations about crowd members, and constant updates as to what Arianny Celeste is up to throughout the night. At the same time, I don’t want to miss out on all your hilarious quips about the live broadcast, including but not limited to the banter between Joe Rogan and the century man, Mike Goldberg, so please fill me in with your comments.
Liveblog begins after the jump. Hit refresh often. If you don’t want the prelims spoiled for you…too bad. Just suck it up and deal.
Round 1
The arena is barely more than half-full as the preliminaries begin. Matt Brown and Ryan Thomas both look a tad bit nervous anyway. Brown comes right across the cage and fires off some punches, but Thoms changes levels and looks for a takedown. They clinch and Brown executes a nice hip throw, but Thomas stays with him and reverses the position on the mat. He seems to be controlling Brown well and landing some decent punches.
Brown gets back to his feet, only to get taken back down. Brown grabs an arm and may have it locked in. Thomas rolls with it and fights his way out. Brown sweeps him, ends up in Thomas’ guard, but can’t do much damage. With under thirty seconds left in the round, Brown locks up a tight guillotine, but the wily Thomas slips out. Looks like 10-9 Thomas to me. Arianny is stretching.
Round 2
Thomas looks for a takedown right away and eventually gets it. Both men are starting to look a little fatigued. Brown locks up an armbar from the bottom. Thomas tries to slam his way out, but no dice. It’s Tapuary first, and rent’s due. A gritty performance by Brown results in a victory. Arianny appears to be texting. Naturally, her cell phone is pink.
Matt Brown def. Ryan Thomas via submission (armbar) at 0:57 of round two.
Round 1
I just realized, after Bruce Buffer said it, that Robinson’s nickname is “Kid.” I think that’s awesome, in an old-timey kind of way. Bocek gets a takedown almost immediately and goes to work from Robinson’s guard. It’s not exactly an overwhelming work rate, but he’s staying busy enough. Bocek passes, gets to half-guard and does a little more damage with elbows, then gets to side control. Bocek moves to north-south and works for a d’arce choke in the last ten seconds. It looks tight, but Robinson toughs it out until the end of the round. 10-9 Bocek.
Round 2
Robinson lands a good straight right and gets Bocek moving backwards, but the Canadian pulls a sweet wizzer for a takedown. He looks for a guillotine, then flips Robinson over, then gets put on his back again. This continues a few more times. They’re all over the place now, a frenetic pace on the mat. Bocek is in control, taking Robinson’s back, working a little ground-and-pound, but can’t find a finish. He looks for an omaplata at the end of the round but Robinson is out. Great back and forth, but it’s definitely Bocek’s round, 10-9.
Round 3
Robinson looks for a standing guillotine to start the final frame, but Bocek slams his way out of it and then moves to side control. Now Bocek mounts Robinson. He’s controlling the fight, but his ground-and-pound isn’t as effective as it could be. No sooner do I type that, then he starts to open up and land some punches from the top. Robinson doesn’t care for this. He rolls and gives up his back. Bocek digs for a rear naked choke and gets it. Tappy, tappy, tappy.
Mark Bocek def. Alvin Robinson via submission (rear naked choke) at 3:16 of round three.
A guy somewhere behind me seems to know exactly what Robinson should have done to get out of that. Don’t worry, he’s letting the whole arena know about it. And here I was worried he might keep that knowledge to himself.
Rafael Dos Anjos vs. Jeremy Stephens
Round 1
And we have our first ‘Kick his ass, Sea Bass’ shout of the night. I can’t believe it took this long. Dos Anjos and Stephens are both tentative to start. They clinch against the cage, Dos Anjos looks for a single-leg, can’t get it, but gets around behind Stephens and gets him down with a suplex-type attempt. Dos Anjos is controlling Stephens on the mat, and fights his way through a guillotine attempt to get side control. His corner is screaming ‘Porrada!’ constantly. From what Brazilians tell me, that’s basically an exhortation to kick ass. Not necessarly the most helpful advice, but it’s a morale-builder.
Dos Anjos looks for a omaplata as the round nears its end, but Stephens suffers through it. 10-9 Dos Anjos. Arianny is playing with her hair and sitting next to Mario Yamasaki.
Round 2
We get a little stand-up action to start the round. Stephens is throwing big, looping rights, but Dos Anjos is defending well. He times one of Stephens’ punches perfectly and shoots for a double-leg. He scoops Stephens up high and slams him so that the whole arena feels it. Dos Anjos gets Stephens’ back and is porrada-ing the shit out of him right now. He transitions to an armbar, but Stephens sees it coming and escapes, giving him the opportunity to work some ground-and-pound of Dos Anjos’ guard. A few decent punches get through before the bell, and it might be enough to steal the round for Stephens. I gotta call it 10-9 for Dos Anjos, though.
Round 3
Some tentative jabbing and a few traded leg kicks start the final frame. Stephens backs Dos Anjos up to against the fence and then winds up and unloads with a huge right uppercut that knocks Dos Anjos on his ass. Stephens adds a few more unnecessary punches before the ref stops it.
A huge knockout for a comeback victory. Stephens flings himself at the Octagon fence in celebration. The crowd just woke up. Dos Anjos is starting to come around, too, albeit slowly.
Jeremy Stephens def. Rafael Dos Anjos via KO (uppercut/porrada!) at 0:39 of round three.
An especially sweet Buffer turn during the introduction of Riley. Bruce is feeling it tonight.
Round 1
After trading a few punches, Riley straight-up punts Gurgel’s testicles. The impact sounds like someone hitting an orange with a fungo bat. Gurgel doesn’t use much of his allotted time to recover, which always irks me for some reason, but he looks fine as he comes right back and delivers some punishing body kicks. They are going toe-to-toe with everything they’ve got now: punches, body kicks, head kicks, you name it. Gurgel is getting the better of it as the round winds down, but it’s a war that has both men looking battered. 10-9, Gurgel.
Round 2
We now resume our regularly scheduled brawling. Riley is starting to come on. He throws a head kick that Gurgel blocks but still seems to take some damage from. Later in the round Riley lands a good left that momentarily stuns Gurgel, but can’t capitalize. Jorge Gurgel is in a very exciting, fast-paced fight. I almost can’t believe what I’m seeing. Riley continues to be the aggressor and even tosses Gurgel to the mat once. It’s enough to win the round for him. 10-9, Riley. All square heading into the final round.
Round 3
Riley lands a left head kick that has Gurgel reeling. He follows it up with big left hands in close, working his dirty boxing in the clinch. Gurgel is looking wobbly, but he weathers the storm. The left hand continues to land cleanly for Riley. Gurgel slips on a leg kick and Riley helps him the rest of the way down with a kick of his own, but it isn’t long before Gurgel is back on his feet again. As the round winds down, Gurgel keeps shooting for takedowns, probably because he sees a decision slipping away. One such shot ends up with Riley briefing mounting Gurgel.
What a fight. I didn’t think Gurgel had it in him. In a fair world, it could easily be Fight of the Night, though Gurgel’s likely to lose the decision.
And so it goes. All three judges give it to Riley. Well-earned.
Aaron Riley def. Jorge Gurgel via unanimous decision.
After a brief coffee break, we’re ready to go live on pay-per-view. The house is pretty packed now. As soon as they see Lesnar’s big, square mug on the big screen, the fans voice their disapproval big time. These people love them some Couture. Lesnar says he isn’t just here to do his best. Is he saying my Little League was wrong?
Despite the excitement, Arianny is slouched in her chair, eyes closed, getting a scalp massage from the woman who appears to be the official UFC ring girl handler. Good work if you can get it.
+10 points for Maia for coming out to the “Encore/Numb” mash-up. 50 Cent is in the house. This appears to please Arianny.
Round 1
Maia is making little secret of the fact that he would like this fight to be a grappling affair. A few perfunctory punches and then down we go. He’s all over Quarry and it isn’t long before he has The Rock’s back. Maia has a body triangle, is peppering Quarry with punches and hammer fists from behind. Maia slips his arm in for a rear naked choke and Quarry can’t tap fast enough. Damn, is Maia that good, or is Quarry that rusty? Maybe a little of both, but I tend to think it’s more the former than the latter. Take note, UFC middleweights.
Demian Maia def. Nate Quarry via submisision (rear naked choke) at 2:13 of round 1
Showing Brock Lesnar on the big screen is as guaranteed to elicit boos from this audience as showing Randy Couture is to garner cheers. If only we could find a way to harness all this energy.
Josh Hendricks vs. Gabriel Gonzaga.
Show me a person who doesn’t get pumped when they hear Danzig’s “Mother,” and I’ll show you a person I don’t want to party with. Gabriel Gonzaga is not such a person. It seems that Hendricks is sponsored by both Guns America and Jesus Didn’t Tap. What a combination. I feel a “U.S.A.!” chant coming on.
Round 1
Gonzaga is manhandling Hendricks early on, shoving him around, landing some hard shots. These punches have some stank on them. A hard right finds Hendricks’ chin and he crumples. Gonzaga adds a couple more for good measure while Steve Mazzagatti looks on approvingly. Welcome to the UFC, Mr. Hendricks. Enjoy your nap.
Gabriel Gonzaga def. Josh Hendricks via KO (punches) at 1:01 of round one.
Tamdan McCrory vs. Dustin Hazelett
Hazelett is sporting a Unabomber beard as he comes out to “Bad Moon Rising.” Interesting choices.
Round 1
The Barn Cat swarms all over Hazelett with a torrent of punches, but Hazelett covers up and looks mostly unfazed. McCrory slips and Hazelett tries to capitalize with a flying knee-type thing. When it doesn’t work he gives an ‘aw, shucks’ smile that is downright endearing. McCrory’s leg and body kicks are his most effective weapons thus far. In a scramble Hazelett locks on an omaplata, but McCrory is defending well. Hazelett turns it into more of a straight arm lock and McCrory has to tap. Impressive, technical performance from Hazelett. The replay confirms that McCrory’s arm is going to be sooooooore.
Dustin Hazelett def. Tamdan McCrory via submission (arm lock) at 3:59 of round one.
When Anderson Silva is shown on the big screen, the crowd lets him know that they still love him, no matter what anyone says.
Kenny Florian vs. Joe Stevenson
Florian and Stevenson come out to Jay-Z and 50 Cent, respectively. Arianny is digging it. She’s up out of her chair and dancing for the first time all night. Go on, girl. Florian takes the center of the Octagon and bows. His banner reveals that he’s sponsored by Versa Climber. How bout that.
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Round 1
Florian is the more active fighter at the start, outdancing Stevenson and slipping in a few decent punches. Stevenson clinches and looks to get the action to the mat. He picks Florian up and KenFlo briefly grabs the cage before going down, which earns him a stern rebuke from referee Herb Dean. Bakc on their feet, Florian tries a high kick to Stevenson’s dome, then slams him to the mat a few second later. Florian mounts and drops some punches. Stevenson gives his back, and the choke follows soon thereafter. Over here on press row, Franklin McNeil doesn’t hide his pleasure at seeing his MMA Live co-host get the win.
Brock Lesnar vs. Randy Couture
Lesnar comes out to some black album-era Metallica. It’s probably the closest I’ll ever come to being won over by him. Couture is coming out to Aerosmith’s “Back in the Saddle.” Predictable? Maybe. Totally fucking sweet? Definitely. They’re chanting Randy’s name in the MGM Grand. And he is loving it.
Buffer is selling this shit hard. He must be watching old videos of the Pride lady. His enthusiasm is almost frightening. I want him drug-tested.
Round 1
It is immediately apparent when they square off just how much bigger Lesnar is. Lesnar controls him in the clinch at first, but Couture gets some space and fires off a good right. Lesnar tries for a takedown, but settles for another clinch. Single-leg by Lesnar put Couture on his back. Couture works his way back up bit by bit and almost takes Lesnar’s back before getting slung back to the mat. Lesnar’s strength is thus far making up for his lack of polish. A couple punches from Lesnar get through, but Couture is back to his feet, pressing Lesnar against the cage. Couture picks the big man up for a quick moment, but it doesn’t go anywhere. The round ends just as they separate. Looks like a 10-9 for Lesnar from where I’m sitting.
Round 2
They exchange punches and Lesnar lands a good right. Couture plays it up and Lesnar charges in, but it seems like a savvy veteran trick more than anything else. They stand and bang in the middle of the cage, with Couture getting the better of it. Lesnar is cut around his right eye. A right hand behind the ear from Lesnar drops Couture. The big man pounces and lands about thirty hammer fists in his patented ‘angry four-year-old’ punching style. Couture may be out. The ref is giving him lots of leeway. He attempts to roll off his back, but Lesnar is overwhelming him. Yamasaki stops it. And we have a new UFC heavyweight champ.
Lesnar hops atop the cage and surveys his kingdom. The crowd does not appreciate it.
Brock Lesnar def. Randy Couture via TKO (punches) at 3:07 of round two.
He gives Couture props for coming in after a year off and facing “a young buck like me.” Even when he’s giving someone else credit he manages to sound a little dickish. Dana White and Lorenzo Fertitta chat with Lesnar during Couture’s post-fight interview. They seem…pleased.
That’s it for me, Potato Nation. I’m off to the press conference. Hope you enjoyed the evening as much as I did. If you haven’t dug our liveblog yet, do it now before I get pissed.
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Comments
Fri, 11/14/08 - 11:40
second
Fri, 11/14/08 - 11:42
Couture seemed to LOSE a lil weight. That shows his gameplan is to make it a boring fight and try and outlast the behemoth. There is no way that you can control someone who is +50 pounds.
Fri, 11/14/08 - 11:43
fuuuuuuucken matt brown
Fri, 11/14/08 - 11:44
Anyone streaming?
Fri, 11/14/08 - 11:45
AAHHHHHHHHH! Kick his ass Captain AMERICA!!
Fri, 11/14/08 - 11:46
GOOOOOOOAL!!!!!!
Fri, 11/14/08 - 11:54
Sweet Says: November 15th, 2008 at 6:44 pm Anyone streaming? usually TVU does on the MMA channel
Fri, 11/14/08 - 11:56
anyone know a good place to stream the fight??
Fri, 11/14/08 - 11:57
WTF is a "dars choke"? Did you mean D'Arce choke?
Fri, 11/14/08 - 11:59
HOLY SHIT LESNAR WINS!!!!1 J/K THE FIGHTE HASN'T HAPPENED YET. CHILL OUT NUTHUGS.
Sat, 11/15/08 - 12:03
Finally Mark Bocek gets a well deserved win watch out lightweight division!!!
Sat, 11/15/08 - 12:21
Yes, D'arce is what I mean, Mr. Spell Check. Thanks.
Sat, 11/15/08 - 12:28
That's Ms. Spell Check, and it's D'Arce, not D'arce ;)
Sat, 11/15/08 - 12:39
try channelsurfing.net
Sat, 11/15/08 - 12:42
Lesnar in the first round, :45 in What do I win, Mr. Fowlkes?
Sat, 11/15/08 - 12:54
I didn't know this was the Spelling Bee?!
Sat, 11/15/08 - 12:58
"There is no way that you can control someone who is +50 pounds." Check out Fedor v Hong Man, Royce Gracie v (I think it was Akebono?) Go Randy
Sat, 11/15/08 - 01:00
in a fiar world.
Sat, 11/15/08 - 01:11
Google SOPCAST It has a beautiful live stream for all MMA events
Sat, 11/15/08 - 01:11
Let us all be reminded that there's only ONE sPeLLcHecKeR around here, though Clue-By-Four does get some mad props for the lookin' out.
Sat, 11/15/08 - 01:13
I don't know what I'd do without you people.
Sat, 11/15/08 - 01:15
anyone see Quary and Maia kiss on the lips. note the awkwardness
Sat, 11/15/08 - 01:16
dun worree b-folkes. i'll spelchek fore u.
Sat, 11/15/08 - 01:17
harness the energy in to a spirit bomb
Sat, 11/15/08 - 01:18
is everybody sleeping in the arena?
Sat, 11/15/08 - 01:19
I always get a stiffy every time someone preforms a rear choke
Sat, 11/15/08 - 01:19
Did Damian and Nate just kiss on the lips??? Oh the turn on!!
Sat, 11/15/08 - 01:20
The tvu stream is decent.
Sat, 11/15/08 - 01:21
maia is a force to be reckoned with
Sat, 11/15/08 - 01:22
damnnn go maia!! legit
Sat, 11/15/08 - 01:25
Damn that bitch really dosent look too bad when her face is busted to shit!
Sat, 11/15/08 - 01:26
HOLY SHIT WHAT
Sat, 11/15/08 - 01:29
am i the only one seeing bubble like stuff on josh's arms? thats so fucking nasty
Sat, 11/15/08 - 01:29
I choose Randy. Thank you!
Sat, 11/15/08 - 01:30
how do u get tuv stream?
Sat, 11/15/08 - 01:33
prediciton - gonzaga 1st rd by something and then hendricks drops to 205 after his next fight
Sat, 11/15/08 - 01:34
all im saying is now thats out classing someone :S
Sat, 11/15/08 - 01:34
yea alan that shit is sick! Wow Ganzaga juss pimped that bitch!
Sat, 11/15/08 - 01:35
half right so far
Sat, 11/15/08 - 01:35
I choose Randy
Sat, 11/15/08 - 01:36
wow i think gonzaga put a few new lumps on fatty's frame. good goin' gonzo.
Sat, 11/15/08 - 01:41
What a shitty event. I should have gone to the club, try to pick a fight to impress the ladies. But no, here I am watching this weak ass shit and eating eggs.
Sat, 11/15/08 - 01:49
"I don’t know what I’d do without you people." Live a happy, well-adjusted life?
Sat, 11/15/08 - 01:50
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Sat, 11/15/08 - 01:50
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Sat, 11/15/08 - 01:52
eating eggs huh thats wut they call it in Ill now adays we still callem cocks around here would you stfu already juice monkey!!
Sat, 11/15/08 - 01:52
mountain man... mountain man... drinks like a fish and he hits like a ram
Sat, 11/15/08 - 01:56
Tuf Guy = Faggot Troll
Sat, 11/15/08 - 01:56
@ anonymous you guys probably like to refer to everything as a cock. It's probably just a really gay thing to do. Anyways, I would fight these two nerds at the same time. WTF is this?
Sat, 11/15/08 - 01:58
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Sat, 11/15/08 - 02:01
MOUNTAIN MAN!!!!
Sat, 11/15/08 - 02:05
I'm gonna slap the SHIT outta Cuntuuuuuuuuure!!!!!!!!
Sat, 11/15/08 - 02:05
byebye randy
Sat, 11/15/08 - 02:13
ooohhh!!! lights out!!
Sat, 11/15/08 - 02:14
HOOOOOOLY FUUUUCK sweeeet uppercut O.O
Sat, 11/15/08 - 02:17
Hazelett is a freaking ground genius. Jorge Gurgel should take note of his apprentices winning ways.
Sat, 11/15/08 - 02:17
D_E_A_D dudes got no chance.
Sat, 11/15/08 - 02:19
HELL OF A RIGHT FUCKING HAND BY STEPHENS
Sat, 11/15/08 - 02:21
well there you have it. shitty tattoos are ok. I just don't side with body lumps.
Sat, 11/15/08 - 02:22
there is no god.
Sat, 11/15/08 - 02:23
Awesome, an interview with Mushmouth. Just what I was hoping for.
Sat, 11/15/08 - 02:23
http://www.wahzoo5.com/html/mma-tv.html free live
Sat, 11/15/08 - 02:24
... tattoo of brock on my cock
Sat, 11/15/08 - 02:25
STFU 50 you sound ALMOST as stupid as TUF GUY!
Sat, 11/15/08 - 02:25
OMG Couture goes down!!!
Sat, 11/15/08 - 02:25
OMFG___Randy is licking the cocktattoo!!! He's taking it out. and rubbing one out while licking the cock tattoo/ the crowd is going nuts and chanting "LICK IT RANDY, TAKE IT IN THE FANNY" "LICK IT RANDY, TAKE IT IN THE FANNY" "LICK IT RANDY, TAKE IT IN THE FANNY"
Sat, 11/15/08 - 02:29
"Joe Stevenson has not had a drink for 7 months." uhhh, thanks?
Sat, 11/15/08 - 02:30
goldberg loves to say sit-yo-tongue
Sat, 11/15/08 - 02:31
yoooooo JOE!
Sat, 11/15/08 - 02:33
fuck how many cock comments can there be on a mma blogg rofl fucking retarded.
Sat, 11/15/08 - 02:33
we're here we're queer the cock tattoo is near
Sat, 11/15/08 - 02:34
WE LIKE DICK!!! get used to it
Sat, 11/15/08 - 02:34
Registered and dugg it. I've been reading this blog for a while now. Keep up the great work.
Sat, 11/15/08 - 02:35
spelling bee? i thought this was spanish class
Sat, 11/15/08 - 02:36
who's your daddy? what a f***ed up match. kalib starnes much?
Sat, 11/15/08 - 02:37
this card kicks ufc 90's ass and it was supposed to suck brock cack
Sat, 11/15/08 - 02:38
not to be a complete idiot how do I "digg" something
Sat, 11/15/08 - 02:39
i like "barn cat" i'm going to start calling myself that. maybe my mom will follow and i'' be on the internets.
Sat, 11/15/08 - 02:41
stick in your ass and worship the cock tattoo
Sat, 11/15/08 - 02:42
How the hell does Jorge Gurgel keep getting UFC fights? The guy is on like every card and he never seems to win? If his ground game is so sick, why does he try to bang every time and lose?
Sat, 11/15/08 - 02:43
Click the link, register on digg, then click "digg" on our story. It will take two minutes. Do it. Do it. Do it.
Sat, 11/15/08 - 02:43
damn, bitch
Sat, 11/15/08 - 02:43
Is it just me or is Ken-Flow the worst/raddest nickname in MMA?
Sat, 11/15/08 - 02:45
randy comes out to "beat it"
Sat, 11/15/08 - 02:47
has randy stuck it between brock's tits yet? wake me when the cock tattoo is unveiled.
Sat, 11/15/08 - 02:47
That's b/c Gurgel sucks Rich Franklin's dick. Anyone who sucks Franklin's dick gets a thumbs up from Dana White.
Sat, 11/15/08 - 02:47
every person who i have bet money on tonight has lost. This does not look good for Randy...
Sat, 11/15/08 - 02:47
i'd tap that. i heard randy was urinating on himself prior to his arrival.
Sat, 11/15/08 - 02:48
You must be like water, Ken Flo is the coolest, gayest, dorkiest MMA fighter out there.
Sat, 11/15/08 - 02:48
Holy Shit Lesnar in the first round? I am no longer an MMA fan
Sat, 11/15/08 - 02:49
GO CHESTNAR!!!!!!!
Sat, 11/15/08 - 02:51
i hate homos, but i love me some oiled up grappling. nothing gay about one oiled up dude giving another a rear naked choke hold. stupid fags.
Sat, 11/15/08 - 02:52
Wow, that size difference is amazing!
Sat, 11/15/08 - 02:52
I heard Lesner's gonna come out to Afternoon Delight. Is this true?
Sat, 11/15/08 - 02:52
a 4.75 in the 40 yrd dash WTF!!! at almost 300 lbs.
Sat, 11/15/08 - 02:54
Fuck they really shoulda given Couture a warm up fight before throwing him right in with Brock! I really dont think this is gonna be pretty kinda like Ali's comeback from retirement
Sat, 11/15/08 - 02:54
How do you think I feel having to walk around with this phallic symbol permanently tattooed on me?
Sat, 11/15/08 - 02:56
couture shot his mouth off once too often and this is white's pay back
Sat, 11/15/08 - 02:56
Look at Randy's extra long toenails! He is gonna kick Brock in the teabags and try to slice his scrotum! Randy is so smart!
Sat, 11/15/08 - 02:56
Why is everyone in the UFC on me? I mean I'm attached to a big guy, I get it, but you guys act like he is the only one in existence?
Sat, 11/15/08 - 02:56
I never thought about how Brock's tattoo must feel having to be on him.
Sat, 11/15/08 - 02:57
back in the saddle - gayest song ever
Sat, 11/15/08 - 02:58
Lesnar's big.
Sat, 11/15/08 - 03:01
that's it!!!! i'm taking it out
Sat, 11/15/08 - 03:01
Lesnar disqualification in round 4
Sat, 11/15/08 - 03:03
Wow, Randy actually did OK in round 1. Lesnar is gonna gas soon.
Sat, 11/15/08 - 03:04
UFC camp with 3-1 wtf is wrong with the world hahaha
Sat, 11/15/08 - 03:05
will be the Rock! Can you smell what the Rock is cookin'???
Sat, 11/15/08 - 03:05
Go make some more movies CHUMP!
Sat, 11/15/08 - 03:09
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sat, 11/15/08 - 03:09
"skull," that was fucking hilarious. To the rest of you: HAHAHA dipshits, LESNAR WON. WOOT.
Sat, 11/15/08 - 03:11
Let the FanDumb commence!
Sat, 11/15/08 - 03:11
this is a terrible day for this sport... It takes 2 yrs and some steroids to be a UFC champion?
Sat, 11/15/08 - 03:11
Yes....in with the new blood out with the old. People love to hate Lesnar but i just love him. Wooooo. Can you see em now!
Sat, 11/15/08 - 03:11
o shit cuz
Sat, 11/15/08 - 03:12
wtf did you bnitches think?
Sat, 11/15/08 - 03:13
dude's too strong. now get off randy's nuts, bitches
Sat, 11/15/08 - 03:14
randy was so obviously the better fighter, i was routing so hard for him, fuck lesnar, hes just big, i hope nog or mir fucks him actually lesnar looked like he has improved a lot, still hope he gets fucked up though
Sat, 11/15/08 - 03:15
yay cant wait for big nog to be the unifed champ
Sat, 11/15/08 - 03:15
great fight randy. shit game plan. next time maybe put on some fucking muscle. fuck i'm out 300.
Sat, 11/15/08 - 03:16
Wow... that was a big Knee and punch combo... oh well, what is it 8 months until Nog ties him in a knot? How long until I can nuthug Fedor in the UFC damnit?! I am unabashed in my man-crush.
Sat, 11/15/08 - 03:17
so.... how long now before Randy announces his retirement?
Sat, 11/15/08 - 03:17
LOLOLOL @ lesnars next opponent
Sat, 11/15/08 - 03:18
Lesnar's playbook: Step1- straight right Step2- takedown Step3- angry 4 year old punches seriously though he showed some improved skills and was very calm, until step 3 that is. Nog will still catch him
Sat, 11/15/08 - 03:18
huh?
Sat, 11/15/08 - 03:18
@ %... MMA takes no refined skills? Implying that Lesnar doesn't have refined skills? He doesn't look super polished, but definitely didn't have much trouble with Randy, completely controlled him until knocking him out. Think joe schmoe could do that? And it's not just because Lesnar is big.
Sat, 11/15/08 - 03:18
Again I must say: Let the FanDumb commence!
Sat, 11/15/08 - 03:19
Lesnar did look good/comfortable in the ring, I'll give him that. Still, something seems uber gay about someone walking away with a world championship after 4 fights... bad day for MMA IMO, gives more ammo to the "MMA-takes-no-refined-skills" bandwagon...
Sat, 11/15/08 - 03:19
lesnar has used steroids for sure. whether or not he still does or not, im not sure. but he juiced up in his wwf/wwe days for sure. the reason lesnar is so defensive over this because he will lose his NCAA wrestling records if he admits to using steroids at any time in his carreer. not like dana cares about it all.
Sat, 11/15/08 - 03:22
I do find it weird that Lesnar is the champ after four fights. Most guys have to grind for years. I guess being famous is all the credibility you need. It will only be a few years until MMA is a joke like WWE. It is becoming too mainstream, every fat kid in American will be in it in 5 years, and then the sanctioning bodies will take all of the violence out of it, and it will suck like most sports. It will be saturated with pussies. What's next, a "Super Fight" between Brock and Kimbo?
Sat, 11/15/08 - 03:23
I told you so. # JTho Says: November 8th, 2008 at 3:53 pm Here’s how this is going to play out: 1. Lesnar is going G&P Couture to a TKO in the second; 2. Nog is going to dominate Mir en route to a unanimous decision; and 3. Nog sumbits Lesnar in the first.
Sat, 11/15/08 - 03:23
Steroids FTW!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! Perfect example why I use them right here! That's how I would knock ANY OF YOU OUT!!!! BOOOOMMM!!! to the temple ! POW! Hammerfist from hell till you bleed out your ears!
Sat, 11/15/08 - 03:24
Randy is finished. Brock rocked his ass. Cry a fucking river you nancy boys.
Sat, 11/15/08 - 03:26
ROCKY!! ROCKY IS HERE!!!
Sat, 11/15/08 - 03:28
Nog def Mir via unan decision Lesnar def Nog via man-rape
Sat, 11/15/08 - 03:28
The jumpin on the cage at the end pissed me off a little to. You the champ now stop acting like a chump. But now I can't wait for Antonio Minotauro Nogueira to KO Mir even though i like Mir he doesn't have a shot then KO or break Lesnar arm go Minotauro go!!!
Sat, 11/15/08 - 03:31
congrats Brock...but guess what...you're still a douche...a big gay fukin douche. fuk you all...good night.
Sat, 11/15/08 - 03:33
Thanks to Alba for the link. It worked pretty nice for the most part. Finally I get to see a damn PPV event while im stuck at work...
Sat, 11/15/08 - 03:33
Props to the Big Man. He pulled it off. After the first round I thought Randy was home free. He was doing well in the clinch, and rolling with Brock without taking damage. Then the cut... I didn't think Lesnar could do it, but he did. Furthermore, I thought Lesnar handled himself very professionally all around. He looked calm before and during the fight and he spoke well afterwords. Hats off to him, he came in and seized his opportunity. Great fight, and honestly, a great card all around. Lots of good ground wars. Florian continues to impress. Hazlet was amazing, as was Maia. Other than eating crow on Randy, I thoroughly enjoyed the card.
Sat, 11/15/08 - 03:34
lesnar uses a special kind of steroids that make his skeletal structure massive as well as his muscles, he injects the drugs right into his hands to make them inflate like balloons.
Sat, 11/15/08 - 03:34
The saddest thing about tonight is I realized Couture's fingers are roughly the size of my cock when erect...fuck.
Sat, 11/15/08 - 03:34
WOW you COUTURE nut huggers are the ABSOLUTE worst. Lesnar had him rocked in both rounds he was almost KTFO in the first round!, wuts the matter your boy couldnt come up with a game plan? he couldn't test his chin? You fuckers talk about Brock nut huggers maybe we're smart enough to realize this guy is gonna be unstoppable in the UFC in the very near future. I dont think even Nogs gonna run over him by that time im sure he'll be much better versed in BJJ as well. As for Roids if he was doing them in the past I'm pretty sure hes clean down i would highly doubt Dana's gonna let ANYONE fight knowingly while juiced up FUCK i'm not even that big of a Brock fan but for fuck sakes take your heads outta your ass COutures too old now! Brocks too fucking big that was just a terrible match up for Randy as i said before the fight i knew it wouldnt turn out well for Couture Ali FOR FUCK SAKES JUST SAY THE BETTER BIGGER FIGHTER DID WIN YOU FUCKING WHINEY BITCHES! looking at you cr_Trinity
Sat, 11/15/08 - 03:35
I joined that Digg thing and it didn't take 2 minutes, goddamn you, but thanks for getting me the results of the fight all the way in Siem Reap, Cambodia.
Sat, 11/15/08 - 03:35
Nooooooo .... wtf weight classes exist for a reason.
Sat, 11/15/08 - 03:36
Alex you can check mmashare.com they should have all the fights
Sat, 11/15/08 - 03:38
Since you asked so nicely, I registered for Digg, and done dug you...Don't know what it is tho...
Sat, 11/15/08 - 03:38
links links links, I'm out here in southeast Asia and need to see these fights
Sat, 11/15/08 - 03:42
On a serious note, if I get some kind of junk mail spam crap from registering for Digg, I will never forgive you! NEVER!
Sat, 11/15/08 - 03:46
On one of the other sites EVERYONE is making excuses for Randy. I haven't been able to see the fight yet because im in the military and am at work- but it sounds like Randy just lost. I doubt he will have excuses. Everyone knew he would come into the fight down 50 lbs, everyone knew he hadn't been in the cage in awhile, no suprises. I think Nog is a differant animal then Randy and will create more problems and it will be in Brocks best interest to keep it standing IMO. If Brock does take Nog down he will have to keep track of his arms and legs and not get sloppy. Nog will beat Mir and even if Mir won again he wouldn't beat Lesnar- that fight was on it's way to stoppage and history won't repeat itself. As far as Maia I think he will be a force, and KenFlo's situation seems interesting. Sounds like I missed a great night of fighters that finish fights.
Sat, 11/15/08 - 03:48
Look, i hate Brock as much, probably more, than the next guy...but he looked great tonight. He did exactly what he needed to do and did it well. He rocked the shit outta Couture with that right and finished it immediately. Give respect where respect is do you bitch ass whiny hoe bags filled with nonsensical shit talking homo chump ass bitches who would never step into the ring yourselves. Thank you.
Sat, 11/15/08 - 03:56
Potato dude; excellent play by play of the fights. LOL at u requesting a drug test for Buffer
Sat, 11/15/08 - 03:59
I am so fucking Brock's tight ass tonight!
Sat, 11/15/08 - 04:00
I don't get all the turmoil around Brock winning. He did very well tonight. He's got two weapons: size and a very decorated wrestling background. He used both very well. And to take it a step further, he beat Randy with a well timed punch and finished with well executed ground and pound from side-control. Hammer fists might look sloppy, but they are legit, legal, and used by lots of fighters. Don't dog him for utilizing them. People saying he's just a non-skilled gorilla aren't being fair. He was humble in his post-fight. Didn't do any of lasso crap or Rick Flair-ish hooping-and-hollerin'. I thought his lack of experience would be his undoing, but he showed great poise, fought methodically and didn't give Randy any real opportunities (in other words, he didn't make any rookie mistakes).
Sat, 11/15/08 - 04:02
Couture and BJ Penn got title shots after four fights. Tito Ortiz after 6. Franks Mir after 5, I believe. The list is long. Brock is a force, he's training hard and he just beat the world champ. I couldn't give a shit less what he has tattooed on him and it's just retarded how many people bust on him for the chest tattoo. He came into the cage, pounded out the world champ, and deserved it. I just don't see how he can be doubted. Yes, he needs to show more humility and not treat it like the WWE after a win, but that'll come with maturity in the sport. When Shaquille O'Neal came to the NBA, they didn't make him sit the bench for 2 years because he was so young and new. He could play and dominate and they started him. And they didn't tell him he couldn't play for the title because he only had one season behind him. If these guys earn it, they deserve it... whether it's Brock Lesnar or the next guy. And get off the tattoo already. It's a knife. Not a great one, but a knife. I'll bet you internet heroes are covered with all kinds of masterpieces.
Sat, 11/15/08 - 04:03
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Sat, 11/15/08 - 04:06
@ % Randy got a title shot in his 4th fight....when he first started....Lesnar beat him by one. @ Warcraft Was Lesnar the first to jump on the cage??? I don't think so. @ Tufgay I thought you were leaving, you ass.
Sat, 11/15/08 - 04:07
Randy looked pretty damned competitive. He was doing well in the clinch, looked solid striking and ultimately fought an admirable fight. Brock may not be all he's cracked up to be.
Sat, 11/15/08 - 04:14
Awesome event, every fight was enjoyable and exciting. I laugh at all you faggots who said this was going to be a boring event. In fact, I personally think this was one of the best UFC's in a while. They didn't have many big names, but we are paying to watch some kick ass fights and that is what we got.
Sat, 11/15/08 - 04:16
I though Randy did look competitive in the clinch (dirty boxing), but I disagree that his striking looked solid. I thought he looked slow. His footwork and head movement weren't nearly up to the task of picking Lesnar apart. When Lesnar threw leather, Randy seemed to have a hard time evading. I was expecting some Lyoto-esque evasive tactics, but Randy appeared flat. Ultimately, that was his undoing. Rather than moving back and to the right Randy stayed flat-footed and ducked... and caught one on the ear. I think a good person to beat Brock would be a rangy, quick heavyweight that can stay out of Lesnar's range and stuff the take-downs attempts when they come. Nog and Mir, I'm afraid, aren't up to the task. Fedor is. Nog and Mir will both be content to fight Brock from their back and if Lesnar works on his sub-defense, and fights as calmly and air-tight as he did tonight, he's going to be a tough nut to crack.
Sat, 11/15/08 - 04:21
Say what you want, bottom line is that the better man won tonight. If you watched the same fight I did then you saw the same undisputable facts 1.Couture looked good tonight and held his own up against the cage, like he always does, even putting Brock into some dangerous places 2.He nailed Brock with some good shots and Brock took them and did not back down. 3.Brock is so big and strong that a punch does not need to look like it has much behind it to do damage or in this case, knock him down and off balance, especially behind the ear. 4.We saw holes in both their games which cost Randy tonight and could cost Lesnar next year when he fights Nog or Mir 5.Brock Lesnar is the fuckin' world champion baby. WHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Sat, 11/15/08 - 04:29
Wow, the guy is gassed barely into the second round and lands a lucky punch. Why is this guy even getting a title shot? He's got 2 fights under his belt and only one is a win. Why not give Mir a title shot, fuck he beat Lesnar. Lesnar is a gland freak and all Dana wants to do is exploit his ridiculous size for ratings. Who cares if the sport suffers when you get a million buys? More proof that Dana is a douche.
Sat, 11/15/08 - 04:40
I'm pretty sure Lesnar can scratch his knees without bending over, friggin silverback...
Sat, 11/15/08 - 04:42
Brock won, big deal. Randy didn't look or fight like he did before. Lest we forget the ass beating he gave Gonzaga....OVER A YEAR AGO. Maybe his age finally caught up to him. I still won't believe that crap about Brock being some super human beast in the ring like Dana and his cronies so desperately want the fairweather fans to believe. Nog will end him. He lost to Mir he will lose to Nog plain and simple. Nog has stood with bigger and far superior fighters than Brock. Heck he went in the ring three times with Fedor and lasted til a decision on two of them. As for Kenny Florian, Mr. Ben Stiller look a-like, hes simply tacky and low class. He may have talent but that doesn't mean I have to like him. BJ Penn will win out.
Sat, 11/15/08 - 04:44
Jason... you're the douche. It's a business that makes money. And it makes money to be able to put on fights like this. All you fucking noble morons would still be bitching if they had a bunch of upper mid-carders earning their way along fight-for-fight. These things build hype, sell tickets, make a shitload of money and enable them to take the product even farther out into the world. It's a good thing. How many of the smaller organizations do you know or care about with their 8-2 scrubs? And for the people who hate Dana White... too fucking bad. He's worked a miracle with this for 10 years to get it where it is and you don't have to wash his car or blow him, but it'd be nice if you appreciated that he almost singlehandedly has brought these fights to your living room. Why not just turn on the tv, watch the fight, and shut the fuck up? Does Dana ask you to chip in the prize money. What the fuck do ANY of you care? Watch the fights and let Dana do the business end of it.
Sat, 11/15/08 - 04:51
Anonymous, You cursed ALMOST as Dana does. Well done sir.
Sat, 11/15/08 - 04:52
Anonymous, You cursed ALMOST as much Dana does. Well done sir.
Sat, 11/15/08 - 04:52
Anonymous, You cursed ALMOST as much as Dana does. Well done sir.
Sat, 11/15/08 - 04:54
randy had a title fight when he started just like brock, but randy is the man and brock is a hack whos is just too big?.. in 10 years some new guy will come up and all the " i know every thing about every thing" people on the internet will say the same thing about him. how about you all grow up and give respect where respect is due.
Sat, 11/15/08 - 04:54
@Jason Who are you tryin to kid. That "lucky punch" was the follow up to the first round where he stunned Couture. You might as well say any punch thrown by any fighter that lands was a lucky punch. He threw it and it landed, case closed. As for Mir getting a title shot, he is on Dec. 29 when he faces Nog. If he gets by Nog then he will face Brock again and have his "TITLE SHOT". I don't believe he will beat Nog however. You can hate Dana White for any reason you want but to say he is just doing this for PPV buys is silly. With all the exposure UFC is getting, Dana has had ample opportunities to cash in on freak show spectacles. Signing Kimbo would have made him a ton of cash as well as putting on hokey one off events like midget MMA or nude cross dressing transvestite MMA. He has put Brock in with top guys and Brock has done well. If he doesn't deserve the belt, he will lose it to Nog or Mir and that will be that. Keep in mind that Randy has 2 fights left on his contract so there might be a rematch in the wind. I just believe that Brock might be one of those athletes who is naturally gifted physically, which makes him perfect for MMA. Not his fault, but as long as he works on getting better, he is no different than anyone else. He will either keep his belt because he deserves it or lose it cause he is a douche Only time will tell
Sat, 11/15/08 - 04:57
Where the hell is UFC Fan? I haven't seen one comment from that moron all day. I'm not talking about UFC FAN. Y'know, UFC Fan? The doublethinking moron who is the equivalent of a glass of sewer water with a smiley face stuck on it with blu tack or something like that? Where's he at with his usual quips and jibes that don't make sense to anyone with a logical thought process? Are they holding schoolboy camps at the moment there or what?
Sat, 11/15/08 - 05:06
lesnar had a good fight, cant take anything away from randy, dude got caught in the temple but the guy is still a beast at 45....maia would eat both of them then submit their souls
Sat, 11/15/08 - 05:07
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Sat, 11/15/08 - 05:08
Brock Lesnar makes me sick. and the UFC really needs to get on making a new weight class for the piece of shit pro wrestler fucks that are about flood our sport FUCK BROCK LESNAR AND FUCK YOU IF YOU'RE A FAN OF HIS FUCK
Sat, 11/15/08 - 05:09
Jason, are you serious? Brock gassed? When? Maybe we were watching a different fight. I was rooting for Randy the whole time and i have to give it to Brock, he did a good job. Is Brock a better fighter than Randy? No. However, due to his size and strength he is able to give a little bit of experience up to his opponent and still be on level ground. Randy fought well and definitely handled Brock in the first round. Brock was not able to utilize his wrestling skills the way he did agianst Heath for five rounds (i'm suprised he could go 5 against heath considering how gassed he was this fight. sarcasm) All in all, if he keeps going in the direction that he is going and develops his skills in BJJ, he could easily be the best in the world in heavyweight division. We still have yet to see his chin stand up to a heavy hitter though.
Sat, 11/15/08 - 05:10
CED242 = SECRET HOMO IN DENIAL
Sat, 11/15/08 - 05:24
i hate ufc now! im giving up on mma
Sat, 11/15/08 - 05:26
fuk u niga - suck my dirty dick like the faggott you are, you dirty bitch
Sat, 11/15/08 - 05:29
UFC needs to make a super heavyweight class. 235 - 265. A 220 pounder vs a 280 pounder is ridiculous and is begging for someone to get seriously killed. No one 235 and under would have taken Randy tonight.
Sat, 11/15/08 - 05:29
50 cent.....EPIC FAIL DANA!
Sat, 11/15/08 - 05:31
please stop talkng shit brock won fair and square noone is going to give up on ufc the best sport alive he won and thats it all you haters hating mofo's relax THIS MAN GAVE UP 45 MILLION DOLLARS TO COME FIGHT IN THE UFC AND FOUGHT THE LEGEND AND WON
Sat, 11/15/08 - 06:07
Who ever says brock is naturaly gifted...is dumb as a toothless bitch!!! Roids took him where he went... The bitch would never be 280 with out them especially at over 30 years old! I will cut my left nut and laugh at you all when he pops the drug test result ahah
Sat, 11/15/08 - 06:11
The heavyweight champion is still in dispute until he faces Fedor. When Dana gets his head out of his ass and his ego out of the way, maybe we'll see Fedor and ___ in the octagon. Unless that happens, I'm not convinced anyone who wins the UFC Heavyweight is the best in the world.
Sat, 11/15/08 - 06:27
Fedor would freaking KILL lesnar! I wish they could actually make that fight happen. After getting cut up, Lesnar was able to catch him with his "puncher's chance" one shot. Against a 45 year old. PLEASE put lesnar up against someone good in his prime. Looking forward to the Nog fight.
Sat, 11/15/08 - 06:40
can anyone take "4 year old punches" from a guy that is 6'3" 275 lbs? so, shut your mouths... and thank god randy didn't fight fedor...he's a little better than lesnar
Sat, 11/15/08 - 06:46
p.s. I agree with MJS
Sat, 11/15/08 - 06:49
i'm drunk and babbling but how many fights in the UFC did randy or mir have before a title shot? what about chuck? btw...i'm gonna act like a fetus and head out...later
Sat, 11/15/08 - 06:51
its funny how some people still can't accept that lesnar won. making excuses, picking apart his performance.. man the guy beat couture fair and square. and in his 4th mma bout, i'd say he's fuckin great. give brock credit.. he's the man
Sat, 11/15/08 - 07:25
I am the UFC Heavyweight Champion. Get used to it.
Sat, 11/15/08 - 07:39
I am the UFC Heavyweight Champion.
Sat, 11/15/08 - 07:45
Did anyone else see Quarry and Maia share a moment inside the octagon and touching lips?
Sat, 11/15/08 - 08:58
...anyone fancy hiring me for some work?
Sat, 11/15/08 - 09:17
Well it's quite obvious that a bear will stomp a squirrel, either way, Brock has no skill and might be the biggest retard ever and should not be in a sport like this (maybe he should the way this sport has progressed).
Sat, 11/15/08 - 09:51
Fuckin' aye. I aint goin nowhere. See this guy? See this cock tattoo? WE ARE NOT TO BE FUCKED WITH.
Sat, 11/15/08 - 10:10
i dislike both randy and brock but brock handled randy. randy was trying to hug him against the fence and when he didnt he was getting controlled and nogueira will beat mir and lesnar .It would be like nogueira taking on a lighter yet slightly more skilled bob sapp ,nogueiras got too much heart hes a warrior and thats why hell always be my favorite and one of the best heavyweights of all time comparing randy to nogueira is just unplausible and ignorant in my opinion
Sat, 11/15/08 - 10:27
Am I the only one that thinks that final forearm to the back of the head, that put Randy down, was illegal? I have watched the replay over and over, and everytime I see Lesnars huge arm coming down on the back of Randy's head, right at the base. You know, the specific part, they want you not to hit.
Sat, 11/15/08 - 11:20
a fucking freak show is what that was. there needs to be a fucking super heavy weight class or cock chestnar shouldnt fight. skills can only go so far..ridiculous
Sat, 11/15/08 - 12:03
After all of the flack this PPv card was receiving by this site (and me) this was in my opinion one of the best cards of the year no diggity.
Sat, 11/15/08 - 12:27
"And for the people who hate Dana White… too fucking bad. He’s worked a miracle with this for 10 years to get it where it is and you don’t have to wash his car or blow him, but it’d be nice if you appreciated that he almost singlehandedly has brought these fights to your living room. Why not just turn on the tv, watch the fight, and shut the fuck up? Does Dana ask you to chip in the prize money. What the fuck do ANY of you care? Watch the fights and let Dana do the business end of it." Ditto! Christ you can read one article or the comments on this site without people bitching about Dana, it gets old. You dont have to worry about a bunch of other "freak" wrestlers invading the UFC. Brock was a legitimate wrestler as well not too many of those in pro wrestling. Yes Brock wrestled in the WWE but he was a f'ing NCAA wrestling champ for fuck sakes. Everyone goes on and on about Randy's wrestling pedigree, yes he failed to make the olympic team TWICE. But Brock was a god dammed Division 1 NCAA wrestling champion, do you idiots have any idea what that means??? Stop saying he is a no talent freak. I am sure the fact that he has wrestled since he was five has a lot to do with his ability to cut so much weight. Anderson Silva walks around at quite a bit above his fighting weight and everyone says he is bigger and stronger than everyone else yet he is a god? And lets not forget Brock Lesnar walked away from millions, like 45 million or some such in pro wrestling to try to make it in the NFL and then when he didn't he turned to MMA not back to the WWE. Why? Because the guy wants to compete for REAL. How many of us would walk away from guaranteed money like that and risk your ass fighting in a cage? Give the guy some credit. Yes I know he can act douchy lets hope that gets better, he actually carried himself well before and after the fight I thought.
Sat, 11/15/08 - 12:43
Crouching Tiger... Drunken Monkey... both excellent fighting styles, but neither as effective as 'angry 4 year old punching' style.
Sat, 11/15/08 - 01:00
Well If you fucktards think there should be a super heavyweight class msg Dana see wut he says in the mean time quit fuck hating on Brock for doing his thing and getting his, Do i think Kimbo should be in MMA no but im not gonna blame him for taking the money hes offered Shit if i did something well and had a natural advantage over everyone else doing it and some tool is gonna offer me a half a million to do it im gonna!I bet TUF GUY can suck your dicks off (as he does now for bus fare) If someone offers him half a million to do it hes gonna jump on that quicker then he jumped on that gay sailor who just stepped off the boat on shore leave last weekend! as i said earlier hes still green with the more experience he gets hes gonna be unstoppable!
Sat, 11/15/08 - 01:07
none Says: November 15th, 2008 at 10:18 pm Lesnar’s playbook: Step1- straight right Step2- takedown Step3- angry 4 year old punches HAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Sat, 11/15/08 - 01:26
is basically like having a lightweight fight a heavy weight. (side note fedor would kill brock)
Sat, 11/15/08 - 01:45
I JUST WANT TO MENTION ONE THING EVERYONE KEEPS CRYING OH BROCK IS TO BIG IT WASNT FAIR WELL BOO FUC*ING WHOOO. GUESS WHAT LESNAR WEIGHED IN AT 265 RANDY FOUGHT GANZAGA AND SYLVIA WHO BOTH WEIGHED IN AROUND 260 AND I DONT HERE PEOPLE COMPLAINING ABOUT THERE WEIGHT AND WHY IS THAT CAUSE HE WON??? GUESS WHAT BROCK IS JUST GONNA GET BETTER HAHA I LOVED THAT FIGHT AND WATCH THE FIGHT AGAIN THAT KNEE RIGHT BEFORE THE KNOCKED DOWN ROCKED COUTURE!!!
Sat, 11/15/08 - 02:09
I MUST ADD ANOTHER COMMENT TO ALL YOU HATERS IF RANDY WOULD HAVE WON EVERYONE WOULD BE SAYING THAT HE'S THE GREATEST HEAVYWEIGHT IN HISTORY AND HE TOOK DOWN A BEAST. RANDY KNEW WHAT HE WAS TAKING ON WHEN HE AGREED TO THIS FIGHT. IF RANDY WON, DO YOU THINK BROCK FANS SHOULD BE ON HERE CRYING THAT HE HAD MUCH MORE EXPERIENCE SO IT WASN'T FAIR? AND THE THING IS...HE WON THE FIGHT BY STRIKING, NOT BY LAY N' PRAY.
Sat, 11/15/08 - 02:13
CALLING OUT FEDOR - DAMNIT FEDOR JUST SIGN THE F*CkIN CONTRACT
Sat, 11/15/08 - 02:16
BROCK HAS NO MMA FAN IF EVER JUST YOU, IT WAS A LUCKY PUNCH AND ITS NOT EVEN A SOLID ONE., HE IS ARROGANT NO CLASS AT ALL FIGHTER KEEPS ON CALLING RANDY SOB! YOU NOTICED RANDY GOT PISSED OFF DURING JOE ROGAN INTERVIEW, BUT ITS NOT HIS STYLE TO DISRESPECT ANYBODY, RANDY SAID" HE IS JUST BIG" NO SKILLS AT ALL, RANDY WAS DOMINATING UNTIL THAT TIME HE GOT CLIPED .
Sat, 11/15/08 - 02:25
I'm just glad I ducked that fight in August ;-)
Sat, 11/15/08 - 02:32
Seth Petruli would Kill Brock with 1 soft JAB!
Sat, 11/15/08 - 03:30
I would actually pay to see Petruzelli vs Lesnar just to fuck with Shaw. "Lesnar kills the man that KO'd Kimbo!!!"
Sat, 11/15/08 - 03:41
Even james Thompson or kimbo could take lesnar .. to the idiot that says tim silvia weighted in at 260, HE DIDNT HAVE TO CUT WEIGHT! lesnar does not walk around at 260 he's close to 300. again skills and experience can only go so far
Sat, 11/15/08 - 03:42
Even james Thompson or kimbo could take lesnar .. to the idiot that says tim silvia weighted in at 260, HE DIDNT HAVE TO CUT WEIGHT! lesnar does not walk around at 265 he's close to 300 he had to MAKE 265". again skills and experience can only go so far
Sat, 11/15/08 - 03:43
wwe lesnar nut huggers.. how the fuck do you fit his balls in your mouths?
Sat, 11/15/08 - 03:56
Brock Lesnar is a HUGE man. He's also a fuckin dickhead and not half the fighter Randy Couture is.... and as far as bitching about Dana.... WE SHOULD BITCH!!! If you love the sport... then bitch cuz he is the Don King of the UFC. I personally wanted EliteXc to stay open... not because I feel the fighters were on the same level... but because the more competition and places for the fighters to go the better. The sport as a whole will grow for the better without a monopoly stranglehold and without Dana's personal opinion or greed preventing the best fighters from getting a chance. If you disagree.... then go suck a dick. (if you're a Lesnar fan you probably already are)
Sat, 11/15/08 - 04:44
tanginamo lesnar!
Sat, 11/15/08 - 04:45
Did anyone notice the crack baby wearing a t shirt saying "brock lesnars #1 fan.".... what a fucking retard... but anyways, congrats to lesnar... i hope he loses to big nog...
Sat, 11/15/08 - 04:49
its not cool to like brock, he came from fake wrestling and we think thats foolish. right guys? nice, im glad we all agree. and to who ever writes these stories, we are all ready to agree and follow every word you say, so feed us whatever you want. nom nom nom
Sat, 11/15/08 - 06:15
Fuck Lesnar.
Sat, 11/15/08 - 06:22
Man the FanDumb has really reached epic proportions over this fight, huh Mr Fowlkes? And yet if Brock beats Big Nog if that match eventuates, it'll be 1000 times more neurotic and unintelligible, yeah?
Sat, 11/15/08 - 07:17
If brock beats big nog it will be a fluke, either a lucky punch or nog will make a mistake. duh. even if brock runs across the cage and starts pounding on him from the first second up until the last it will be because nog wasnt ready. cr_trinity, you dont get it, he came from WWE it doesnt matter about how strong he is or the amazing wrestling backround he came from. the second he stepped into the WWE ring he became worthless, every ability hes ever had is gone. there for any luck he has in the UFC will be just that, luck.
Sat, 11/15/08 - 07:29
I called it. Lesnar by TKO. You can complain all you want about Lesnar but he beat Couture. Illegal blows? Bullshit. Stop finding excuses for Randy. He lost fair and sqaure. If Randy would have beat Lesnar everyone would be saying the same exact shit about Lesnar but without the "he shouldn't be champ" bullshit. So if Brock beats Nog, Mir and Randy (again) is he still gonna be a joke? I am willing to bet that if Brock beat GOD HIMSELF that you'd all still be "but he's got a dick on his chest" and what not. Which brings me to.... ....all the Fedor nut huggers. What happens if Fedor comes to the UFC and loses to Lesnar? It's not like it's impossible. Take anyone Randy has ever beaten and I bet Brock would beat them too. Ortiz, Gonzaga, Lidell, Sylvia. Brcok would defeat them all and after watching
Sat, 11/15/08 - 07:35
I called it. Lesnar by TKO. You can complain all you want about Lesnar but he beat Couture. Illegal blows? Bullshit. Stop finding excuses for Randy. He lost fair and sqaure. If Randy would have beat Lesnar everyone would be saying the same exact shit about Lesnar but without the "he shouldn't be champ" bullshit. So if Brock beats Nog, Mir and Randy (again) is he still gonna be a joke? I am willing to bet that if Brock beat GOD HIMSELF that you'd all still be "but he's got a dick on his chest" and what not. Which brings me to.... ....all the Fedor nut huggers. What happens if Fedor comes to the UFC and loses to Lesnar? It's not like it's impossible. Take anyone Randy has ever beaten and I bet Brock would beat them too. Ortiz, Gonzaga, Lidell, Sylvia. Brock would defeat them all and after watching what happened tonight I bet Fedor would kill Couture ant any time anywhere but I do not think he would walk through Lesnar. Yes he may be able to beat Lesnar and he may not but either way Fedor will not be able to walk through him like he was nothing. Lesnar is a force and I cannot wait to see what happens in the future. So everyone who is hating should just grow up and stop. You can't change the outcome no matter how much you bitch. Just let it go and enjoy some good fights.
Sat, 11/15/08 - 08:27
Shut up and go clean your room!
Sat, 11/15/08 - 08:47
all you douchetards that complain about lesnar being too big need to remember that it's the HEAVYWEIGHT DIVISION! why don't you complain about anderson silva fighting at 185 when he walks around at 215?
Sat, 11/15/08 - 10:21
# Anthony Says: November 16th, 2008 at 2:35 pm ….all the Fedor nut huggers. What happens if Fedor comes to the UFC and loses to Lesnar? It’s not like it’s impossible. Take anyone Randy has ever beaten and I bet Brock would beat them too. Ortiz, Gonzaga, Lidell, Sylvia. Brock would defeat them all you dumbass that is impossible because that fatty will never weight 205. NEVER. and fedor is the best by far, when nog beats lesnar what will you say next?
Sat, 11/15/08 - 10:55
Fucking lame. I can see the wave of Coors Light-drinking WWE fans pouring over to the new circus of steroid-based manimal fighting.
Sat, 11/15/08 - 11:04
Let's see how many of you so called Dana Marks who thought he was taking "your" "sport" to the Mainstream, for the betterment of all actually start to wake up to what his real motivations are. And remember, he aint the UFC boss. The Fertittas are. He just does his thing to line their pockets; if they wanted him out tomorrow, he'd be out tomorrow. And to Mr Ignorant: if your comment was facetious it was done brilliantly. If it was sincere, well you're probably going to be pissed off a lot at Brock's lucky streak.
Sat, 11/15/08 - 11:22
I'm curious cr_, is there anything at all that you like about this "sport"? You have to be one of the most negative guys on these forums, constantly critical of everything and everyone. If you hate this site, it's writers, and this "sport" so much, why are you here? I'm not trying to start a flame war or anything, I'm genuinely curious. I personally prefer to spend my time looking into things I care about or enjoy. Your motives are unclear to me, I lack understanding.
Sat, 11/15/08 - 11:34
I liked the UFC better when techniques were valued over these storyline match ups. And when the promoters of the UFC were in the background, not trying to build up a Cult of Personality based on lies and Propaganda. Face it. Compare the UFC of 1999 when Frank Shamrock was Middleweight Champion to the Garbage of Today. Not all of the current UFC competitors are bad per se, but there has been a definite decline in technique IN THE UFC post Fertitta Brothers. I'm here because I study Psychology and many psychological and anthropological truisms are confirmed to me by the other users of this site. Things like wilful ignorance, blatant naivete, inability to tell fact from hype, etc, etc. By studying this small microcosm of Western Society in this one subjective demographic alone, one who is able to put puzzle pieces together themselves can then see why the Macrocosm of Western Society is the way it is. And negative seems to be this New Agey term used by those who have a concretised emotional fragility who wish to have that fragility preserved. Not accusing you of being fragile; I just hate that term and it's overuse.
Sat, 11/15/08 - 11:46
To further illustrate my point: look at the fanbase TUF has created. Are they interested in fight techniques, or the Media Manufacted Personas of "Fighters" presented to them on an extremely subjectively edited show?
Sun, 11/16/08 - 01:40
HEY FUCK TARDS GO BACK AND LOOK LESNAR TURNED DOWN A 7 YEAR 45 MILLION DOLLAR CONTRACT WITH THE WWE TO DO WHAT HE FELT WAS BEST FOR HIM AND THATS TO FIGHT IN THE UFC AND BEFORE THAT HE TRIED OUT FOR THE NFL SO HE WAS TRYING TO MAKE PROGRESS IN HIS LIFE. IF ANYONE HERE COULD HONESTLY SAY THEY WOULDNT GO TO THE WWE FOR 45 MILLION DOLARS YOU ARE A COMPLETE ASSHOLE CONGRATS TO BROCK I LOVE NO ONE SHOWS HIM RESPECT I THINK THAT JUST MAKES HIM MORE HUNGRY!! BRING ON BIG NOG WHO SHOULD HAVE LOST TO HEATH HERRING!!! HAHA
Sun, 11/16/08 - 02:46
lesnar might be able to handle a 45 year old 205 pounder but nog can take a shot and will out box him and if lesnar even thinks of taking it to the ground he'll get a jiu jitsu lesson. brocks a joke just cause your huge and can knock people out if you connect doesn't mean your talented ie tim silvia. and hes a dick, fuck brock. and fuck dana for fucking coture over.
Sun, 11/16/08 - 05:58
Then I guess it all makes sense. The problem I have with you then is that your arguments tend to come from your point of view (one I happen to agree with most of the time), yet your studies require you to be objective if their conclusions are going to carry any value. Your input skews the results in your favor by demanding a certain type of reaction that may not have occured had you stayed neutral. Again, I must say I agree with you on a lot of points, especially when referring to Dana's celebrity (reminds me of Oprah) and the bs that is TUF. We must both, however, remember that perception is not reality, but rather an interpretation of reality. This interpretation may or may not be correct. We can justify our interpretation with facts, but if not all are collected then our conclusions can be off. We must also remember that facts and truth are two different things and while that may sound more like philosophy, just give it a minute and it'll sink in. May I also remind you that the glory days of the UFC (F. Sham gains the MW belt, I remember the fight well, as short as it was) were overloaded with asshats who's greatest technique was breaking a beer bottle over their head. We are all guilty of selective memories at one time or another. If you are concerned about the term negative and it's meaning, then perhaps you should refrain from being condescending to those whos opinions differ from yours. A lot of your posts carry an arrogance about them that betrays a true intellectual. It is clear you have me at an educational disadvantage, especially in the sphere of psychology, but it does not make you better than me or anyone else. Though I have a distaste for psychologists and psychology in general, I would never hold your studies against you. To me, you are bound almost by mandate to refute individuality and embrace collectivism. Perhaps that is why there is a haughtyness overshadowing hopelessness to every high minded psychologist I have met (there have been many). Still, I do understand a lot of what they espouse. I have no substantial formal education, but what I have learned through life has allowed me to adopt this conclusion: I despise mankind, yet I find compassion for every man. k I'm tired and it's late... but since you mentioned Cult of Personality... ever hear of one Barak Obama? just sayin...
Sun, 11/16/08 - 06:05
Thanks for the eloquent post there. And to clarify things I too have no respect for psychology. I don't attend any sort of formal school for this; I understand the West is completely totalitarian and I study psychology on a personal level to find out why I am so delineated from the AirHeaded Masses out there. As for being condescending, I make no apologies for that whatsoever; it's a sad thing that true intellect is not only not respected, but abhorred. But that has always been an anthropological truism if one looks at History, world wide. As for your mention of Barack Hussein, relative of one Richard Cheney (look it up for yourself) I don't follow Exopolitics. The American "Elections" are part Soap Opera, part Sporting Match and the terminologies used and scenarios presented to the Profane Masses confirm this to those who have eyes to see. I keep telling you Americans; the GATT only has two more signings until the emergence of the North American Union. The Greenback will be superceded by the Amero, and like the European Peoples, it won't take long for people with at least half a functional brain to realise the monetary value of this new currency will be roughly half (if that) of the valueof the already devalued US dollar. I like MMA. UFC is not MMA. It's UFC.
Wed, 12/10/08 - 09:06
you all were hating Brock before his UFC debut than after his UFC debut half of you started to hate him even more and other half jumped on his bandwagon. you all were hating Brock before his fight with herring than after his fight with herring one half of you started to hate him even more and other half jumped on his bandwagon. you all were hating Brock before his fight with couture than after his fight with couture one half of you started to hate him even more and other half jumped on his bandwagon. love him or hate him - it does not change the fact. smart people made the choice long time ago by will but silly people make the choice when situation forces them when their favorites are brought to ashes one by one before their eyes. it's just the matter of time before everyone bows down to the god of war Brock Lesnar. fear the inevitable - feath Brock Lesnar
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