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If you’ll be in Las Vegas for tomorrow night’s fights, don’t forget to stop by LAX afterwards to party with Our Great Lord Satan. Special appearance by Heidi and Spencer!
(Props: UFC‘s e-mail newsletter)
If you’ll be in Las Vegas for tomorrow night’s fights, don’t forget to stop by LAX afterwards to party with Our Great Lord Satan. Special appearance by Heidi and Spencer!
okay potato im sick of seeing dana white and seeing how much bigger he has become unfortunetly im stupid so you have to put up a comparason of dana from like 3 years ago compared to now he is like 3x the size!!!!!!
Why do people have such a deep hatred for Whitey? I say it’s because he’s like the asshole older brother who just happens to be the boss. Never had an older brother, that’s just my theory. I actually like him because you can tell that he’s really a fan of the product, not just a suit. And quit talking about his foul,foul, foul language. My little girl cousins speak worse. Fuck is one of the few words that can serve almost any function in speaking.
They really need to photoshop this. Dana doesn’t look nearly pale and bloated enough.
dana’s exact thoughts, “yeah that’s fucking right. i’m the guy on the poster with this fucking face. you see this sweater? its fucking armani baby, more than your piece of shit house. you know what, my fucking socks cost more than your children. you know why, cuz of fuckin child labor baby. yeah. you wanna come to this ragin party? i dont fucking think so bro. why dont you get your shit out of here? while your at it bro, why dont you fuckin pick up my laundry down the street? im dana fucking white, and this party is gonna be the best bro, the best. now take this fuckin photo.” …a many thanks dana for your adorable pose
dana wont be at the after party there is no way…..i dont know what time the bars close in vegas but im assuming 2am…so we r supposed to actually believe that once the fights are over about midnite then dana is gonna do the post fight press conference for an hour and then since espn will be there live he will do a post fight discussion with them….so when exactly is he gonna be able to show up to this……when i went to the ufc i was all pshyched to go to one of these after parties…good thing i didnt, i waited outside the backdoor and got autographs and gsp didnt even come outta the arena till like 230am!! just like saying bj penn is having an after party…unless the bars r open till 4am in vegas its all bs
Dana White is a serious fucking tool… he has to show his face everywhere! Once I took a shit, looked down to admire the size of my fecal matter, and there Dana was.. poking his head out of the water and making sure I wiped
If dana will show his bare tits and wipe that smug whiplash smirk off his mug I’m there.
He really didn’t have to put a picture of himself on the poster.
Dana looks like a handi-tard, hey perdew what if its a Acura cake, Acura’s are really nice cars
don’t come dressed as the crow. every year a million guys come dressed as the crow cuz they wanna look hot and hook up
we are going to have a cake. only it’s not just a cake. it’s a ferrari cake. and everyone gets a piece.
Anon: Well you can party with BJ all you want in the ER waiting room, but if GSP was added to this, I agree, I would go.
UFC AfterParty Hosted by: Jeff Monson…..wait wwwhhaaatttt…..who wants to party with Dana White, he’ll just drop F bombs on how cheap your outfit looks and then shock you with a pen.
Dana won’t even be there, don’t waste your time guys!! 
Also, if it said, “Party with Dana, GSP and Penn” – then we’d be tlaking.
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That photo looks like a silverback gorilla farting over a bonfire.