(Gono‘s Afro wig gives Fitch much happiness. Photo courtesy of MMA Weekly.)
The MGM Grand Garden Arena is sold out for tonight’s event, leaving lonely men to wander the casino floor and mutter hopeless pleas for spare tickets. But you, you lucky bastards, have this liveblog. It’s as elusive as Lyoto Machida, as much of a chick magnet as Georges St. Pierre, and as steeped in straight-up, gangsta realness as Nate Diaz.
We’re going to get started with the prelims at about 5 pm PST, so if you don’t want to ruin the undercard results for yourself, tread carefully. Otherwise, hop on and enjoy the ride. Remember to hit refresh often. But before we get started, how about helping us out with a Digg. Thanks. You’re the best.
Matt Arroyo vs. Dan Cramer
Round 1
Cramer looks for a takedown before jumping into guard and transition right into a slick little sweep to gain full mount. Cramer reverses and ends up in Arroyo’s guard, nearly getting caught in an armbar for his trouble. Cramer escapes and lands some decent punches from the top position. Arroyo is definding well with his high guard, but Cramer stays after him and lands some elbows before the round ends. Tough round to score, but Arroyo might have taken it.
Round 2
We’re right back to the same position before you know it, only now Cramer is landing more effective strikes. He postures up as if to punch and drops down with a big elbow that lands cleanly on Arroyo. Cramer alternates between standing up and getting kicked in the stomach to sitting in Arroyo’s guard and landing intermittent strikes. You’ve got to give this one to Cramer.
Round 3
Arroyo shoots for a takedown and catches a knee, but manages to get Cramer on his back. Now Arroyo’s jiu-jitsu looks much more effective. He takes Cramer’s back and sinks in a rear naked choke. It looks close, but Cramer toughs it out and gets to Arroyo’s guard. More elbows, a stand-up, and a tired-looking takedown attempt from Arroyo follows. As this one nears its end, Cramer might have the decision. He’s certainly spent more time on top landing strikes, and we know how the judges love that.
Dan Cramer defeats Matt Arroyo via split decision. Proves yet again that you can’t just hang out on the bottom for three rounds. Arroyo hangs his head, looking equally shocked and exhausted.
Christian Wellisch vs. Jake O’Brien
Round 1
Wellisch lets us know right away where he wants this thing, shooting in for a single-leg and getting denied. They get quickly to their feet and O’Brien unloads with a big right that catches Wellisch and drops him to his knees. O’Brien tries to finish him off but Wellisch is aware and covering up. He gets back up and eats a left hook from O’Brien, who is throwing some serious leather in there tonight. After a little ground-and-pound intermission we’re back on the feet, and it’s all O’Brien in the striking department. Wellisch ducks under a left hook and falls to his back. O’Brien follows into his guard, although I can’t say why since his striking looks so much better. A ref stand-up and now Wellish seems to be finding his distance. O’Brien puts his down with a double-leg near the bell, but they end the round on their feet. The first round is all O’Brien.
Round 2
Wellisch seems to be feeling more confident on the feet, mixing up punch combos and high kicks, though not much is getting through. O’Brien shoots for a single and then moves to a body lock, but eventually gives up on it and settles for a left hook. Wellish is definitely the more active fighter in this round. O’Brien presses Wellisch against the cage and then picks him up for a big slam. Wellisch nullifies any ground-and-pound and gets to his feet. He backs O’Brien up with strikes but gets taken down again. Wellisch gets back up and lands a few kicks before the round ends. It may not be enough for him to win the round after the takedowns. You know those zany judges.
Round 3
Wellisch’s nose is good and bloody to start the third, but he’s winning the striking exchanges now by pure volume. O’Brien responds with more takedowns, though each time Wellisch manages to get back to his feet without incurring any damage. Wellisch is stalking O’Brien, but his strikes are slow and his combos have gotten pretty predictable. O’Brien seems content to backpedal away and look for takedowns. He gets them when he wants, but can’t do anything at all with them. With fifteen seconds left in the fight Wellisch finally stuffs one. We’re headed to the judges again, and it’s anyone’s guess who’ll they’ll give it to. He lost on takedowns, but Wellisch pressed the action.
Jake O’Brien defeats Christian Wellisch via split decision. Go figure. My guess is you won’t see this one on the pay-per-view broadcast unless they somehow decide to show every single fight.
Do my eyes deceive me, or is Edith back for a show in the U.S.? Guess those visa troubles got sorted out.
Round 1
Howard lands a stiff leg kick and Wilson responds with a pseudo flying knee that lands, but results in a takedown for Howard. Howard and lets him up and they exchange leg kicks on the feet. A nice combo from Wilson ends with a low leg kick that sweeps Howard’s feet from under him. Wilson tries for a standing guillotine in the scramble, but winds up in Howard’s guard. Some decent strikes from Wilson, but another scramble and another guillotine attempt ends with Howard in Wilson’s guard. Herb Dean stands them up. Howard takes a big swing and misses, then picks Wilson up for a slam before the end of the round. That round is about as even as they get.
…and we’ve already started with the competing GSP and B.J. Penn chants. It’s still the prelims, people. Let’s save some for later.
Round 2
A big shot rocks Wilson and sends him reeling backwards. Howard follows up with a good left, but Wilson regains his bearings and counters with a punch combo and knee to the face. Howard picks Wilson up high again and slams him down hard. Back on their feet, both fighters have slowed down noticeably. Wilson lands some straight punches, but it’s Howard who seems to be doing more damage when he lands. Wilson trips Howard down and goes to work in his guard. Howard gets a slick little leg sweep before the round ends. The UFC rookie did enough to win that one on my scorecard.
Round 3
Howard grabs Wilson’s leg after a knee attempt and uses it to take Wilson’s back after a takedown. Howard can’t find the choke, but lands some damaging punches to the sides of Wilson’s head. Another choke attempt looks closer, but Wilson shows his toughness and resolve by battling his way out of it. Wilson rolls forward and reverses, landing in Howard’s guard before another leg sweep puts him on his back again. Back on their feet, a Howard takedown pretty much seals the decision. We go to the judges and it’s looking like Howard’s UFC debut will be a successful one. There goes my “absolutely don’t bet against” pick.
UFC matchmaker Joe Silva comes over to shake Howard’s hand. That’s always a good sign.
John Howard defeats Chris Wilson via split decision. And who was the one judge who scored it for Wilson? You guessed it, Cecil freaking Peoples. At least he’s consistent.
Manny Gamburyan vs. Thiago Tavares
The music Gamburyan comes out to is…weird. All instrumental, vaguely Middle Eastern dance music. I really can’t describe it, nor can I say whether or not I like it. I’m confused.
Round 1
Having learned from his KO loss to Matt Wiman, Tavares has his hands up very high and tight to start the fight. Tavares changes levels and puts Gamburyan on his back, going to work from his guard. Tavares lands some nice hammer fists, and Manvel opens his guard to try and stop him. Gamburyan looks for a kimura but Tavares doesn’t seem worried as he works free and continues his hammer fist campaign. Tavares tries to take Gamburyan’s back as they get to their feet, and Gamburyan responds with a great judo toss, though Tavares rolls with it and maintains back control even without his hooks in. Tavares picks Gamburyan up like a baby and slams him down (which you shouldn’t do to an actual baby under any circumstances). The round ends with Tavares in control.
Round 2
Gamburyan is loading up on big right hands, hoping for a home run, but they aren’t coming close to landing. Tavares looks for a single leg but winds up with Gamburyan on top of him in his guard. Gamburyan isn’t accomplishing much with his ground-and-pound attempts, so he briefly tries for an ankle lock before going back to Tavares’ guard. After a ref stand-up Tavares lands a two-punch combo. Gamburyan responds by loading up for more right hands that everyone in the arena can see coming. Tavares lands a good right and looks for a single-leg before the round ends. Gamburyan may have done enough to win that round and knot it up, but odds are Cecil will give that one to Tavares.
Round 3
More big rights miss their mark for Gamburyan. He reminds me of a Tekken character with one great move that takes a long time to set-up. If it lands, there goes ¾ of your life-bar. But it hardly ever lands. A big right from Tavares sends Gamburyan reeling. But Manny comes back with a big right of his own that actually lands. Gamburyan tries a takedown attempt but Tavares sprawls and lands a knee to Manvel’s head as he gets up. Tavares seems to have this one as we come to the end, but hell, who knows at this point.
Thiago Tavares defeats Manvel Gamburyan via unanimous decision.
They’re going to have to hustle to get Fitch-Gono in before we go live for the pay-per-view. This is shaping up to be a long night of decisions. Wish I’d packed a lunch.
Jon Fitch vs. Akihiro Gono
Oh. Shit. Gono’s entrance is completely fucking insane. Picture three Japanese dudes in wigs and sparkling silver evening gowns doing a choreographed dance routine to music that sounds like a Japanese James Bond theme. It’s the single greatest thing I’ve ever seen. God bless you sons of bitches.
Fitch counters with a comparatively tame entrance to Johnny Cash. No dance routine at all.
Round 1
Seriously, choreographing and practicing that dance routine must have taken at least three or four days. I can’t get over it. Such commitment to showmanship.
Fitch throws a couple perfunctory punches and shoots right in for the takedown. Gono defends, briefly giving up his back, but gets back to the clinch. After some striking exchanges Fitch is back to the clinch, looking for a takedown, and gets Gono’s back. He has one hook in and is trying to soften Gono up with some right hands to the ear. Gono tries to stand but Fitch stays with him before the horn sounds to end the first round.
Round 2
Gono checks a kick and then we’re back to the clinch. Fitch keeps working for the takedown but Gono’s defense is giving him some trouble. Fitch gets a leg trip takedown and lands in Gono’s guard. Mazzagatti calls for action. So far there isn’t much. Fitch moves to half-guard and starts landing some elbows. Gono looks slightly annoyed. Now Fitch is picking up the pace, landing more punches, and he forces Gono to give up his back. Fitch has both hooks in with forty-five seconds left. Fitch rolls for an armbar with ten seconds left, but Gono holds on until the end of the round.
Round 3
Gono tries a jumping knee and may have hurt himself in the process. Fitch comes on with kicks and punch combos that sting Gono, followed by another takedown. Fitch’s ground-and-pound is effective, in a way, though certainly not what you’d call vicious at this point. Back on their feet in the clinch, Fitch gets standing back control and Gono rolls for a kneebar attempt that is over before it can ever get started. Fitch has his back, then gets to knee-on-stomach and lands some good strikes. Gono scrambles out and puts Fitch on his back, though he seems content to rest in the guard. This has turned out to be exactly the kind of fight we expected. Another long slog toward a Fitch decision victory.
Jon Fitch defeats Akihiro Gono via unanimous decision.
Five prelim fights, five decisions. If not for Gono’s fantastically flagrant entrance, this crowd might have gone to sleep by now.
In Memory of Helio Gracie.
Very nice, UFC. And very deserved.
Nate Diaz vs. Clay Guida
“Diaz is wise beyond his years…when it comes to mixed martial arts.” See how Goldberg saved it from being a complete lie? Well done, sir.
Round 1
Guida is a Tazmanian Devil-like mass of punches and hair as he bullies his way inside Diaz’s reach. Diaz seems to want to use the clinch, but Guida lands a nice knee inside. Diaz’s long jab is finding it’s mark. Guida gets in and manages to force Diaz to his back against the cage. Diaz gets to his feet and Guida takes his back, but can’t keep his hooks in long. Diaz tries to roll out but Guida is latched on to him. Guida scoops him up for a big slam and almost gets caught in a the Diaz Double-Bird Triangle (patent pending). Diaz puts his hands up at the bell, but I think not. That was Guida’s round all the way.
Round 2
Diaz comes straight for Guida with jabs before trying a hip toss that nearly works. Guida works for a high crotch takedown and Diaz considers a kimura in response. Guida almost has another takedown but Diaz grabs the fence to stall it. Where you at, Yves Lavigne? Guida is attached to Diaz like a backpack, which opens up the chance for another hip toss from Diaz. This one works, though Guida keeps ahold of him and outmuscles him on the mat. Another hip toss from Diaz, and Guida winds up in his guard. Diaz tries for a triangle choke with ten seconds left. No dice.
Round 3
Both men fire off punches in the center of the Octagon, with Diaz getting the better of it. If he could use his reach to keep Guida away you get the sense that Diaz could pick him apart with his greater reach. Diaz is landing at will now and then throwing his hands up to invite an attack from Guida. Guida clinches against the cage. Another hip toss by Diaz and Guida again briefly takes his back. A single-leg from Guida puts Dias down again, though not for long. Guida tries to jump to Diaz’s back and gets bucked off before the horn sounds. Tough one to call, especially with the old wild card Cecil Peoples at cageside.
Clay Guida defeats Nick Diaz via split decision.
Oooh, the Diaz’s are not happy. The way that fight went, there was no way not to end up with someone pissed off. Guida gives a shout-out to the out of work carpenters. Because hey, someone has to. After a lengthy list of other acknowledgements, Joe Rogan observes: “No one thanks more people than Clay Guida.”
Still yet to see a finish tonight. And Lyoto Machida’s on this card. Pour a cup of coffee. We’re going to be here a while.
Karo Parisyan vs. Dong Hyun Kim
Like his cousin Manvel, Karo comes out to weird instrumental stuff. I feel like I’m in a Bollywood musical. Or at least what I imagine a Bollywood musical to be like. I’ve never actually seen one. I did read part of an article on them once, though. This was playing in my head when I read it. What does this have to do with anything? Nothing. Just making conversation.
Round 1
Karo lands a big looping right on Kim’s jaw to start us off. Maybe a finish isn’t too much to hope for in this one. Kim trips Karo to the mat and then takes his back as “The Heat” stands up. A lot of that tonight, it seems. Karo flips forward but Kim stays on him, adding some hammer fists and encouraging the crowd to get its ‘woo!’ on. Kim looks for an armbar but Karo escapes and ends up standing in Kim’s guard. This nearly gets him triangled, though Karo slips free. They get to their feet and then a slick little maneuver from Kim lands him on Karo’s back again. The round ends with a little punching exchange. The first frame belongs to Kim.
Round 2
Head kick from Kim glances off the top of Karo’s head. Karo seems unfazed, and bulls his way in for a clinch. Karo hip tosses Kim and looks for a kimura, starting to show his first signs of life since the opening minute. From the clinch Karo tosses Kim to the mat with a loud thud, but the Korean is back on his feet in seconds. The ref calls time to put Karo’s mouthpiece back in. I’ll take this opportunity to run a ‘sup check. ‘Sup? How you doing? All right? Cool. Back to the action. Kim seems to be fading as Karo pushes him against the fence and lands a nice left-right combo to end the round. That one belongs to Karo, and they’re even on my scorecard, which is purely imaginary and means nothing.
Round 3
A takedown from Kim starts us off. Karo looks for a triangle and then upkicks Kim while he’s on the ground. You can’t do that, and the ref pauses the fight to let Karo know it. Kim looks for an anaconda in the clinch, which isn’t happening, and then presses Karo against the cage and batters his body with a knee or two. Kim almost has a leg trip, though Karo stops it by grabbing the fence. Does the ref even see this? Hard to say. We end the fight with a punching exchange that favors Karo, then we’re on to the judges scorecards yet again.
Karo Parisyan defeats Dong Hyun Kim via split decision.
Kim is pissed, and so is the crowd.
So we’re seven fights in, with seven decision finishes, five of them split decisions. A rare occurance in the UFC? Yes. An interesting one? No.
Very sedate, but fun music choice for Jon Jones. He cartwheels his way into the Octagon. Someone should tell him that any finish at all is likely to earn him a bonus worth more than his show and win money at this point. That might motivate some people.
Round 1
A big, crazy right misses for Jones. A couple kicks keep Bonnar at a distance, then a near takedown for Jones from the clinch. Jones pulls off a nice throw, swarming all over Bonnar. Bonnar gets back to his feet and then gets tripped down again. Back on their feet Bonnar lands a kick to the body that Jones shrugs off. Jones tries a spinning arm drag from the clunch, then follows it up with a suplex. A spinning back elbow from Jones drops Bonnar. Jones seems momentarily surprised, then pounces but is unable to finish Bonnar on the ground. Jones lands a knee to Bonnar’s head in the clinch. At Octagonside the sound is…sickening. Jones finishes the round with a takedown, and Bonnar has no idea where he is as he wanders away from his corner. That’s what a 10-8 round looks like. So if you don’t know, now you know.
Round 2
Bonnar has his wits back to start the second, landing some kicks to Jones’ body. Jones responds with a spinning back kick to Bonnar’s body and another knee to the head. Jones gets the takedown and is controlling Bonnar on the mat. When he works back to his feet Bonnar eats yet another knee to the head. A solid right connects for Jones, but give Bonnar credit for pressing forward. He’s taken some monster shots and is still hanging tough. Another toss from Jones spikes Bonnar on his head near the end of the second. This is all Jones so far.
Round 3
Bonnar comes back with some stiff uppercuts in the clinch early in the third. Nothing short of a finish will win it for him, so he might as well swing for the fences. A right hand catches Jones behind the ear and momentarily staggers him. He recovers and trips Bonnar to the mat. Both men are worn out and it’s starting to show. Bonnar tries a triangle choke, but there’s no future in it. A lot of the snap has gone out of Jones’ attack, and Bonnar seems to sense the opportunity even if he can’t quite capitalize on it. Ten seconds left, Jones is just waiting this one out.
Jon Jones defeats Stephan Bonnar via unanimous decision.
Eight for eight on decisions. Jones clearly has tremendous potential, but his cardio could use some work. Still, keep an eye on this guy in the future. He’s for real.
Thiago Silva vs. Lyoto Machida
The way the night’s gone so far, I have to think Machida is going to be the one to somehow score both a submission and a knockout and go home with both bonuses. It is written. It’s also written that I will refer to Thiago Silva as Thiago Alves at least once. See if you can spot it!
Round 1
Machida is already engaging more than I expected in the first round, jumping in and out with punches and knees. And just that quick we’re pausing due to a knee to Silva’s groin. Replay confirms that it got him right in the pills. Back to the action, Machida follows a punch with a sweet leg trip takedown, then it’s back to the feet. A left hook drops Silva. Machida jumps on him but can’t follow up. They stand back up, Machida mixing in kicks and deftly dodging Silva’s counterstrikes. A left-right combo from Machida drops Silva again. Machida gains mount for a second, though give Silva credit for recovery. In the final seconds Machida trips Silva to the mat and dives on him with a right hand that lands squarely on the chin. A left follows it as the horn sounds.
Ref Yves Lavigne takes a long look at Silva lying prone after the round has ended and then waves it off.
Lyoto Machida defeats Thiago Silva via KO (punch) at 4:59 of round 1.
Doesn’t it just figure? This is the Machida that UFC fans can get behind. That ought to be worth a title shot right there. When asked about it by Rogan, Machida defers to the crowd. They sure think he deserves it. Although one guy behind me shouted a very clear, yet happily enthusiastic, "Fuck no!" Pretty sure he’s drunk.
B.J. Penn vs. Georges St. Pierre
Penn’s entrance music is making me feel like I’m in a peyote trance. I mean, I like that feeling, but I’m working here.
Nothing but awesome French rap for GSP. Makes me feel like I’m in an episode of "UFC Primetime."
Bruce Buffer’s intensity during these introductions is borderline terrifying. I mean that in the best way possible, Bruce.
Round 1
GSP clinches and pushes Penn against the cage right away, working on his body and thighs with knees in close. GSP looks for a single-leg, but gives it up when Penn defends. Penn lands some right hands while St. Pierre continues to look for the takedown. GSP slips a Penn punch and lands one of his own. Penn’s takedown defense is every bit as good as advertised so far. A jab catches GSP cleanly above the eye and he’s already looking red and swollen. A left from GSP sticks Penn, followed by a leg kick. Each man tries a small flurry in the final ten seconds to steal the round. Tough to call.
Round 2
Penn charges in and GSP responds with left hook. GSP clinches against the cage and Penn tries for a thai clinch. GSP fights for the takedown and this time he gets it. Penn works for a high guard, but GSP shrugs it off and lands a clean elbow to his forehead. GSP stands up in his guard and lands a right as he moves to half guard, then side control, pestering Penn with short rights. Penn recovers a butterfly guard and then goes to full guard. GSP lands two more elbows in close. GSP again goes to side control, but Penn regains his open guard. GSP continues to pour on strikes as the round ends. Penn looks dazed going to his corner.
Round 3
GSP opens with a leg kick and a lead Superman-like jab. Penn’s nose is bloodied as GSP forces another clinch and gets another single-leg. He goes to work in Penn’s half-guard with just under four minutes left in the round. Penn recovers guard and GSP lands a solid elbow, though his work rate has slowed. Penn grabs GSP’s leg and uses it to get to his feet and work for a takedown of his own. GSP stops it and clinches against the cage, then drops Penn down with a double-leg. Big elbow from GSP, followed by a left hand. The round ends with GSP stacking Penn up against the fence. GSP is in control so far.
Round 4
GSP flicks out a few jabs to keep Penn off-balance, then shoots in for a double-leg and puts him down. He moves immediately to side control, peppering Penn with right hands and elbows. GSP tries for mount and ends up in half-guard, then side control, landing short, though not terribly powerful punches all the while. GSP again tries for mount, but can’t secure it. A left and a right bounce Penn’s head off the canvas. GSP continues to grind away. GSP is pounding Penn’s face and you can hear it as the blows reverberate through the cage. GSP momentarily becomes tangled with Herb Dean, who looks close to stopping this one. The horn sounds, ending the fourth.
Penn can’t answer the horn for the fifth round. His corner waves it off and he collapses against the cage. GSP celebrates in the center of the Octagon with his teammates.
Georges St. Pierre defeats B.J. Penn via TKO (ref. stoppage) at the end of round 4.
I’m being told at cageside that the judges scores at the time of the stoppage read:
40-35, 40-34, 40-34
That’s it for me, everyone. I’m off to the press conference and then Clay Guida’s after-party at the Hawaiian Tropic Zone. You read that right. Expect a full report later.
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Sat, 01/31/09 - 04:16
YAY!
Sat, 01/31/09 - 04:25
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Sat, 01/31/09 - 04:26
im not impressed john fish
Sat, 01/31/09 - 04:27
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Sat, 01/31/09 - 04:28
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Sat, 01/31/09 - 04:31
I HOPE EVERYBODY WINS!!!
Sat, 01/31/09 - 04:32
fitch in afro reminds me of the "Tiger Jackson" character from Tekken 3. too bad he doesn't do Caporaira.
Sat, 01/31/09 - 04:34
I think Penn is going to take it by decision. As long as his conditioning is up to par. I see him beating the hell out of GSP for a few rounds until GSP finds his footing somewhere in the 4th, but by then it'll be too late.
Sat, 01/31/09 - 04:42
Wheres the best place for the livestream? Quality and speed wise? I have looked at a couple of streams and some look decent, but stutter and some are fast but look horrible.
Sat, 01/31/09 - 04:43
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Sat, 01/31/09 - 04:47
TVU Player usually has a decent stream. Right now they are showing GSP vs Matt Hughes.
Sat, 01/31/09 - 04:50
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Sat, 01/31/09 - 04:53
mma-tv does seem good. I havent had any skips yets and the quality looks ok also. Anyone else have any suggestions?
Sat, 01/31/09 - 04:56
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Sat, 01/31/09 - 04:59
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Sat, 01/31/09 - 04:59
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Sat, 01/31/09 - 05:03
I hope Fitch KOs Gono and puts the wig back on him (the KOd Gono that is).
Sat, 01/31/09 - 05:03
justin.tv? they usually stream stuff.
Sat, 01/31/09 - 05:04
TVU-player doesn't work on a Mac. Is there a Mac friendly live stream player?? Thanks!
Sat, 01/31/09 - 05:06
why is that douche wearing an afro wig and why is the other asian guy clapping. where are your witty captions ? Ben goldstein you seem like a slacker to me son.
Sat, 01/31/09 - 05:09
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Sat, 01/31/09 - 05:10
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Sat, 01/31/09 - 05:10
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Sat, 01/31/09 - 05:15
I still can't believe GSP tapped by strikes. That is a Bitch move BJ.
Sat, 01/31/09 - 05:18
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Sat, 01/31/09 - 05:21
Boy Kos is getting owned. Why can't we get the live undercard?
Sat, 01/31/09 - 05:22
I'm glad I didn't internet-bet on the Aroyo/Cramer fight. I was just about to follow the crowd/sheep on betting for Aroyo to win.
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Sat, 01/31/09 - 05:24
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Sat, 01/31/09 - 05:25
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Sat, 01/31/09 - 05:28
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Sat, 01/31/09 - 05:38
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Sat, 01/31/09 - 05:40
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Sat, 01/31/09 - 05:41
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Sat, 01/31/09 - 05:44
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Sat, 01/31/09 - 05:45
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Sat, 01/31/09 - 05:50
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Sat, 01/31/09 - 05:53
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Sat, 01/31/09 - 05:54
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Sat, 01/31/09 - 06:04
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Sat, 01/31/09 - 06:04
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Sat, 01/31/09 - 06:05
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Sat, 01/31/09 - 06:09
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Sat, 01/31/09 - 06:17
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Sat, 01/31/09 - 06:45
I've spent the last hour and a half watching "13 going on 30" to pacify my girlfriend for what's to come . . .
Sat, 01/31/09 - 06:46
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Sat, 01/31/09 - 06:47
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Sat, 01/31/09 - 06:52
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Sat, 01/31/09 - 06:57
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Sat, 01/31/09 - 07:03
if you wanna watch it on a decent streem here you justin.tv/dmcano1
Sat, 01/31/09 - 07:07
You know, after listening to the trainwreck that was Tito's commentating, I'm actually enjoying Mike Goldberg. It's rather odd as I normally can't stand him.
Sat, 01/31/09 - 07:21
I enjoy watching Guida harrassing the shit out of Diaz.
Sat, 01/31/09 - 07:22
So sweet, so beautiful And everyday like a king on his throne dont, nobody knows how he feels Clay Guida baby one day will be real He moved, he moved like a breeze I swear I can't get him out of my dreams To have him shining right here by my side I'd sacrifice all the tears in my eye Boo whoo whoo Clay Guida, Clay Guida Passing my guard (there he go again) Clay Guida, Clay Guida My My My (Whooo) Clay Guida, Clay Guida Smile for me now I don't know I don't know
Sat, 01/31/09 - 07:26
Hi my name is Clay (I'll never quit but I'll never finish anyone) GGGUUUIIIDDDAA!!
Sat, 01/31/09 - 07:26
live-wrestling20.tk has a pretty good stream
Sat, 01/31/09 - 07:27
tvu is the shit i have crappy dsl and im not getting any choppy frames or nothing and the pic quality is great
Sat, 01/31/09 - 07:28
Guida earned and deserved that one.
Sat, 01/31/09 - 07:30
diaz won that fight
Sat, 01/31/09 - 07:30
I WANNA THANK EVERYONE IN THE WHOLE WORLD ALL OF THEM
Sat, 01/31/09 - 07:32
i have never been more dissapointed by any decision. Diaz clearly won that fight. he dominated the standup completely. all guida did the entire fight was literally hug him. and he couldnt take him down. diaz scored more takedowns. how can you get your ass kicked in the standup, get your takedowns stuffed, get judo-thrown 3 times, and just hug the guy, and get the decision? bullshit. im pissed, guidas a bitch. diaz looked good though he has a bright future.
Sat, 01/31/09 - 07:32
worst decision ever. guida did nothing
Sat, 01/31/09 - 07:33
I can't believe you fucks running this site are allowing some dip shits to post sites that are carrying a live stream. That's total bullshit! If people aren't able to find that shit on their own then fuck em!
Sat, 01/31/09 - 07:34
TVU DOES work on a mac. I'm watching it on one right now. Google tvu player for mac....
Sat, 01/31/09 - 07:37
Clay Guida has really improved his hugging
Sat, 01/31/09 - 07:37
Watchin Guida fight is like watching a monkey hump its deceased mate.
Sat, 01/31/09 - 07:37
Stupid Diaz. Come on, KO somebody.
Sat, 01/31/09 - 07:38
Tonight the part of Clay Guida will be played by Barney Gumble. *belch*
Sat, 01/31/09 - 07:38
guida fights like a boring bitch. he sux ass
Sat, 01/31/09 - 07:40
Guida won that because of what? Losing the standup exchanges? Or getting thrown to the ground all night long?
Sat, 01/31/09 - 07:41
Oooh there's Machida.....I'm bored already.
Sat, 01/31/09 - 07:45
I didn't know Dana White used this site.
Sat, 01/31/09 - 07:47
Dong is going Turkish on the Armenian.
Sat, 01/31/09 - 07:53
GSP will be the favorite for sure, if he can avoid penn's haymakers it will be GSP 100% after 3 rounds peen will get TKOed
Sat, 01/31/09 - 07:59
This is going to be a cheap night for Dana if he doesn't have to pay out a submission or KO of the night bonus.
Sat, 01/31/09 - 08:00
all those people who are ufc only fans should be able to agree that the affliction card was pretty damn entertaining compared to most of this
Sat, 01/31/09 - 08:00
bull shit, dong kicked his ass
Sat, 01/31/09 - 08:00
HAHAHA, incredible.....the "sup check" That moment played out theatrically in my mind. For about 3 to 5 seconds, then "LETS GET IT ON!" I am laughing so hard I am having a hard time making sense....fuck it.
Sat, 01/31/09 - 08:00
I farted
Sat, 01/31/09 - 08:00
LOL! Karo pulled that out of Dong's ass like it was a jar of Kimchee.
Sat, 01/31/09 - 08:01
Somebody better die in the Octagon today if they want to redeem themselves
Sat, 01/31/09 - 08:02
must be the ufc card with the most split decisons ever.
Sat, 01/31/09 - 08:02
what a night of half-assed fights so far. I'd be willing to bet that 2 of the next three fights will go to cecil's scorecard, and I won't be shocked if all 3 make it.
Sat, 01/31/09 - 08:04
"A rare occurance in the UFC? Yes. An interesting one? No." Well put BEN
Sat, 01/31/09 - 08:04
Bones is gonna put an end to this madness
Sat, 01/31/09 - 08:04
LOL fedor a million ankles, awesome name and awesome comment.
Sat, 01/31/09 - 08:05
karo should have lost
Sat, 01/31/09 - 08:05
I have an uncontrollable urge to go to Dave and Busters.....probably have more fun than watching this.
Sat, 01/31/09 - 08:06
wow i want to get a harley davidson prep point for my bedroom... anyone know where i can get the brochure for one of those?
Sat, 01/31/09 - 08:06
I need a wet wipe and a beer
Sat, 01/31/09 - 08:07
Machida and Bonnar still ahead....
Sat, 01/31/09 - 08:07
Wow could Angry Johnny be a weirder song than Kaplan's entrance music?
Sat, 01/31/09 - 08:07
The judges are earning their paychecks tonight.
Sat, 01/31/09 - 08:09
LOL @ this lowlife 'kimbo'. I affect your real life, so I own you.
Sat, 01/31/09 - 08:09
At this point I'd take someone getting DQ'd for Gilbert Yvelling the ref, just so there's not another decision. Never liked Stephan Bonnar much, so he can go do it. Or better yet, pay tribute to Helio and get his arm snapped by not tapping to a Kimura. That'd be fine with me too.
Sat, 01/31/09 - 08:09
If this fight doesn't end quickly I'm going to watch it tomorrow
Sat, 01/31/09 - 08:10
Bonner os a boner.
Sat, 01/31/09 - 08:10
I already feel sorry for anyone who paid for this event. These 2 first fights suck so much ass, it's unbelievable. I shit you not, I saw better fights at practice yesterday. Affliction shits all over the UFC.
Sat, 01/31/09 - 08:11
this card boasts both the most split decisions AND the worst entrance music choices...
Sat, 01/31/09 - 08:11
How ironic would it be if Lyoto was the only person to finish somebody tonight?
Sat, 01/31/09 - 08:12
what song did Jon Jones come out to???
Sat, 01/31/09 - 08:12
The most action so far was a fucking Judo throw.
Sat, 01/31/09 - 08:14
might aswell title this "UFC:94 bored to death... one decision at a time."
Sat, 01/31/09 - 08:14
I can't stand one single thing about stephan bonnar.
Sat, 01/31/09 - 08:15
UFC 94: AN EPIC BATTLE OF SPLIT DECISIONS AND JUDO THROWS!
Sat, 01/31/09 - 08:15
Here is TUF guy to ruin our commentary. What a douche bag.
Sat, 01/31/09 - 08:16
Guys, I'm out. I think I'll make like a UFC 94 decision and split.
Sat, 01/31/09 - 08:16
after all that sadly itll be jones via decision
Sat, 01/31/09 - 08:17
Jesus Christ Jones is tossing Bonner around like a doll. And that back elbow move? Yeesh.. /loosens necktie
Sat, 01/31/09 - 08:18
holy crap that elbow was nastayyyy
Sat, 01/31/09 - 08:18
Nacho Loco is dead meet
Sat, 01/31/09 - 08:20
That elbow deserves a bonus.
Sat, 01/31/09 - 08:20
Bonnar has one of the best nick names ever. He really gives off that vibe there's some secret that he keeps that would horrify you if you knew what it was.
Sat, 01/31/09 - 08:25
shogun looked tired
Sat, 01/31/09 - 08:26
*sniff sniff* You guys smell that? *sniff sniff* I think it's another split decision!
Sat, 01/31/09 - 08:29
CECIL PEOPLES SCORED THE BOUT RIGHT!
Sat, 01/31/09 - 08:30
UFC 94: Narcolepsy
Sat, 01/31/09 - 08:30
Is this whole pay per view a work? There's no way this many decisions happen accidentally.
Sat, 01/31/09 - 08:30
Stephan Bonnar has never impressed me. Forrest and him are just not talented enough to dominate that weight class. Bonnar sucks.
Sat, 01/31/09 - 08:30
The UFC sure talks a good game... this event has been pure diarrhea.
Sat, 01/31/09 - 08:30
ahaha...goldie just said that machida was 5-0 in the locker room.
Sat, 01/31/09 - 08:32
my god cecil didnt make that one a split amazing
Sat, 01/31/09 - 08:32
Joe Rogan is jizzing a fountain all over Jones.
Sat, 01/31/09 - 08:33
Who is Jaggo?
Sat, 01/31/09 - 08:33
That elbow looked like it hit Bonnar in the back of the head? If you cannot strike in the back of the head, what do they do it that situation where the strike hits the back of the head but unintentionally? I mean if it had knocked him out?
Sat, 01/31/09 - 08:34
5-0 in the locker room-awesome.
Sat, 01/31/09 - 08:36
That is Machida's nickname in the locker room where he is 5-0
Sat, 01/31/09 - 08:36
come on guys would you rather hear goldie's nonsense or tito ortiz try to commentate again?
Sat, 01/31/09 - 08:38
at this point being able to bash ortiz would make this night a hell of a lot more entertaining than it has been up until now
Sat, 01/31/09 - 08:38
Co-Main event? Honestly....
Sat, 01/31/09 - 08:39
Why does Lyoto look Asian if he is Brazilian?
Sat, 01/31/09 - 08:39
Canseco vs Bonaduce was better then this so far.
Sat, 01/31/09 - 08:40
because hes half asian dumbass
Sat, 01/31/09 - 08:40
I thought the Affliction card was better than this
Sat, 01/31/09 - 08:45
Hey Elusive- a little pent-up homo aggression watching half-naked guys all night? All I did was ask a question out of curiosity you pole-smoking, cock-shocking, cum-dumpster for men.
Sat, 01/31/09 - 08:45
wow
Sat, 01/31/09 - 08:45
hell ya machida
Sat, 01/31/09 - 08:45
knockout of the night machida
Sat, 01/31/09 - 08:46
LYOTO! The dragon wasn't sleeping tonight.
Sat, 01/31/09 - 08:46
Fedor a million ankels!!!
Sat, 01/31/09 - 08:46
The only way that Machida fight could have been better is if Yves fell on his ass chasing Lyoto again.
Sat, 01/31/09 - 08:46
Whhaaaaa?
Sat, 01/31/09 - 08:46
This is a sign of the apocalypse, right? Machida has got the only finish of the night so far.
Sat, 01/31/09 - 08:47
Machida is the sh!t
Sat, 01/31/09 - 08:47
Lyoto is the fuckin man.
Sat, 01/31/09 - 08:48
KO'd. And he said he'd never been hurt.
Sat, 01/31/09 - 08:48
.....this must be bizzaro world
Sat, 01/31/09 - 08:48
tito commentating would at least make this card entertaining
Sat, 01/31/09 - 08:48
Thiago wanted out of that
Sat, 01/31/09 - 08:49
wow lyoto just shut up all doubters did not get hit at all
Sat, 01/31/09 - 08:50
He wanted it, he got it. Did you see that mouse under his eye?
Sat, 01/31/09 - 08:50
Thiago got humiliated
Sat, 01/31/09 - 08:51
joe just called him thiago
Sat, 01/31/09 - 08:51
Man, I don't know if anyone has said it yet or not (I mean I haven't heard anyone say it?) but Lyoto Machida is ELUSIVE!!!!!! Gay
Sat, 01/31/09 - 08:51
I guess a Full Tilt Poker commercial is better than watching another decision.
Sat, 01/31/09 - 08:51
machida vs anderson silva would be epic
Sat, 01/31/09 - 08:53
Funny. Lyoto knocks out one of the best strikers at 205 and people still talk shit. People have to find a new reason to hate Lyoto, because "boring" no longer holds water.
Sat, 01/31/09 - 08:53
What a sign that MMA is legit now-statistics! It feels so official.
Sat, 01/31/09 - 08:54
Let's go BJ, knock this French speaking canadian out of his knickers.
Sat, 01/31/09 - 08:54
No the fight was boring up until he knocked him out and even that was boring. It wasn't even clear he was knocked out because Machida is so elusive.
Sat, 01/31/09 - 08:54
good to know all the people that can afford the text message rates are penn fans
Sat, 01/31/09 - 08:54
WHO WANTS TO SEE FIGHTS FINISHED AT 205? I FINISH FIGHTS! HOLLA ATCHA LATER CAGEPOTATO, I HAVE TO GO TO MY AFTERPARTY NOW. OBRIGADO.
Sat, 01/31/09 - 08:56
Machida Is The ONLY Person To Have Knocked SomeOne Out... And He Had The Most Interesting Fight So Far... Man-Bear-Pig MUST Exist...
Sat, 01/31/09 - 08:57
Machida even made a KO boring.
Sat, 01/31/09 - 08:57
What's going on? Where am I? Every fight so far has gone to a decision EXCEPT the Machida fight?
Sat, 01/31/09 - 08:57
BJ looks nervous
Sat, 01/31/09 - 08:57
I thougt the fight was good. I thought Machida stuck and moved and thuck him hard. He hurt him a couple of times. And that KO punch was pretty. Eat that fis vato!
Sat, 01/31/09 - 08:58
hahaha machida haters suck it
Sat, 01/31/09 - 08:58
I would happilly shit my pants right now if it meant not missing one second of this fight.
Sat, 01/31/09 - 08:58
Hah, Rogan just called Machida 'Thiago'. Rewatch it.
Sat, 01/31/09 - 09:00
IIIITTT'S TIIIIIMMMEEEEE!!!!
Sat, 01/31/09 - 09:00
Not to sound gay, but I'd fuck the shit out of GSP
Sat, 01/31/09 - 09:00
Why does GSP's posse look like his clones? Is he running a cult? Matching Affliction shirts and tennis shoes? Poison Kool-Aid?
Sat, 01/31/09 - 09:01
BJ Penn looks like the missing member of the Charlie Brown gang!!
Sat, 01/31/09 - 09:02
Lyoto Machida was the first person to finish a fight tonight? Wow, I don't know SHIT about MMA.
Sat, 01/31/09 - 09:03
BJ is made of teeth and nails
Sat, 01/31/09 - 09:03
That's disgusting Tuf Guy
Sat, 01/31/09 - 09:03
I was hopin to catch CP with a typo on Thiago's name. :(
Sat, 01/31/09 - 09:05
GSP! GSP! GSP! GSP!
Sat, 01/31/09 - 09:05
Hey guys, does any of you ever wanna go catch a movie? I mean, nothing gay, but if we end up fucking, that's cool too.
Sat, 01/31/09 - 09:05
the prodigy u fux
Sat, 01/31/09 - 09:06
"granite chin"
Sat, 01/31/09 - 09:06
LOL Tuf. That's the funniest thing you have said on this since day one.
Sat, 01/31/09 - 09:08
oh god 5 rounds of GSP doing this retarded shit
Sat, 01/31/09 - 09:11
GSP by Sub 2:56 in round 3, trust me.
Sat, 01/31/09 - 09:12
I love to suck the white stuff out of Jon Jones.
Sat, 01/31/09 - 09:12
In keeping with the theme of the evening (Thiago Silva's face notwithstanding), 10-9 GSP.
Sat, 01/31/09 - 09:13
Just taking after my momma.
Sat, 01/31/09 - 09:14
A momma joke? LOL
Sat, 01/31/09 - 09:15
Stop moving in on my territory Kimbo. These are my targets. BTW. I have a target for them too. I like to receive.
Sat, 01/31/09 - 09:17
GSP is raping BJ Penn. Eat that Penn nut huggers. =D
Sat, 01/31/09 - 09:18
GSP is killin the bitch
Sat, 01/31/09 - 09:20
This card sucks.
Sat, 01/31/09 - 09:22
I am glad I am streaming this shit for free.
Sat, 01/31/09 - 09:25
What about an anuspolata? Or a shockerpolata? That would shake things up, maybe rattle GSP
Sat, 01/31/09 - 09:27
Dude, I could lay on my back for 5 rounds for the money I am sure BJ is getting paid.
Sat, 01/31/09 - 09:27
10-9, 10-8 GSP I reckon, and my prediction of BJ by submission in the second is (much like every fight up until Machida's) down the shitter.
Sat, 01/31/09 - 09:28
Let's see GSP come down a weight class and see how tough he is!!! =)
Sat, 01/31/09 - 09:28
Penn will lose and blame the way he was portrayed on UFC: Primtime for his shitty approach.
Sat, 01/31/09 - 09:30
GSP is on roids.
Sat, 01/31/09 - 09:30
HAHAHAHAH!!!!!!! Someone CALL 911 , BJ Penn WILL NEED IT!!!!
Sat, 01/31/09 - 09:30
Oh, Herb Dean did instead.
Sat, 01/31/09 - 09:30
Whoever is rooting for BJ Penn is a fucking Loser
Sat, 01/31/09 - 09:31
I don't think even Cecil Peoples could fuck up this judgement, but it's good to know that UFC didn't even take that chance.
Sat, 01/31/09 - 09:32
That is what you call a legacy-depleting loss.
Sat, 01/31/09 - 09:32
Penn needs to do something fairly frigging immediately. Looks like he's done nothing all fight, frankly. It looks for all the world that if he tried to he could throw a gogplata on, and at this point he might as well.
Sat, 01/31/09 - 09:32
look at this fucking bromance going on
Sat, 01/31/09 - 09:33
is it over?
Sat, 01/31/09 - 09:34
BJ pulled a TUF Guy and quit.
Sat, 01/31/09 - 09:34
till the death eh?
Sat, 01/31/09 - 09:34
OMG a UFC champ defends his title. What a day.
Sat, 01/31/09 - 09:34
BJ Penn give my money back, I was a fan of you, now I WANT YOU TO EAT MORE PIZZA BEFORE THE FIGHT, you piece of shit
Sat, 01/31/09 - 09:35
This is a straight up ass whipping
Sat, 01/31/09 - 09:35
GSP's boys are gay for him.
Sat, 01/31/09 - 09:36
alves has it
Sat, 01/31/09 - 09:36
BJ Penn will be staring opposite of Christian Bale with his new role as the Penguin in this summer's new Batman movie.
Sat, 01/31/09 - 09:36
canadian faggot victory dance in the middle with team queer mini me's
Sat, 01/31/09 - 09:36
boooo hissss!
Sat, 01/31/09 - 09:36
Oh Georges!.... The old shoulder stiff routine... Why didn't we see it coming.
Sat, 01/31/09 - 09:37
Shitle Tot huh Thiago?
Sat, 01/31/09 - 09:37
Kimbo you make no sense. You're confused as fuck right now because you took so many loses in such a short time. You already admitted that I affect your real life (LOL OWNED!), you probably hold a real grudge...then your boy gets beat up like you would if you ever stepped into a gym. HAHAHHA good night you chump. Have a nice dreams of being a natural born winner like myself one day... of course I allow you to have some fun on this forum to vent before you go to bed, enjoy it while I am not here, at least you won't get made fun of
Sat, 01/31/09 - 09:39
I remember this time once, last weekend, when exciting things happened.
Sat, 01/31/09 - 09:40
Give Guida an ass hug from all of us.
Sat, 01/31/09 - 09:40
FUCKING BITCH DID SOMETHING WORSE THAN TAP DUE TO PUNCHES!!! HE STRAIGHT UP GAVE UP!!!!!!!!!!!
Sat, 01/31/09 - 09:40
No Ill their Tuffy. Don't get your g-string in a wad.
Sat, 01/31/09 - 09:41
What a great night of fights! Fuck UFC
Sat, 01/31/09 - 09:41
This is my consolation for having UFC 92 go 100% the opposite way I'd hoped and bet. A Diaz loss, a Machida finish, and a Penn quit? You can't ask for more. Except for another Diaz loss. I could always take more of those.
Sat, 01/31/09 - 09:41
GSP looked like the big kid on the block handing a beating to the small kid on the block! Was there ever a doubt ?
Sat, 01/31/09 - 09:42
WHOS THE FUCKIN QUITTER NOW HUH? HUH? THATS RIGHT BITCH, NOW GO BACK TO HAWAII!
Sat, 01/31/09 - 09:42
I agree, I guess BJ should have carried more rocks, or got a sex change prior to the fight, maybe had his vag exchanged for a set of balls. Pussy.
Sat, 01/31/09 - 09:42
Whoooaaa.. Fucking BJP couldn't even go all 5 rounds without having to give up. WTF? That donut gut buffoon..
Sat, 01/31/09 - 09:43
How can you not love Machida after this!! Hope he knocks the sh*t out of Evans!!
Sat, 01/31/09 - 09:43
tuf guy.... its serious now man, i feel for ya, you REALLY need to get a life
Sat, 01/31/09 - 09:43
Hype is a cruel, cruel, mistress of our lives.
Sat, 01/31/09 - 09:45
didnt i see TUF guy bragging on here about how cool he is and how he trains mma ? if u are so cool why are u at home on a saturday night fighting on a website ? loser
Sat, 01/31/09 - 09:45
Penn should've had a V8.
Sat, 01/31/09 - 09:46
He won't fight Evans, Evans is a joke. Any real fighter would knock him out the dancing faggot. Guy has no class, he is a victim of his culture and ignorance.
Sat, 01/31/09 - 09:47
well it was to be expected im not saying penn we properly repaired of this fight cause we all say from 30 secs. on he was not but i would love to see gsp and his weight now fight... Anderson Silva cause really that is basically the gap penn was fighting at tonight or have him throw on a few pounds and fight at light heavy weight vs Machida o boy would that be a fight so congrats on the title defense but it whole idea was over hyped
Sat, 01/31/09 - 09:47
Georges St Pa-queer wins by TKO what a bunch of flamers man... running around in panties with "team haircuts"
Sat, 01/31/09 - 09:48
I hate you too, TUF guy.
Sat, 01/31/09 - 09:48
TUF guy u sound like a faggot bitch
Sat, 01/31/09 - 09:48
"To the death"... BJ won't even go to the next round. Hey, if tapping out from strikes makes you a "little bitch", what does not answering the bell for the last round make you. What a spoiled little brat/rich kid. You got natural talent Penn, but you got NO heart!
Sat, 01/31/09 - 09:50
BJ ate too much SPAM before the fight.
Sat, 01/31/09 - 09:50
i hate you to TUF guy
Sat, 01/31/09 - 09:50
As President BJ Penn addressed his cabinet, he could not believe that he once again would have to say aloud, "we were unable to stop the French-Canadian offensive."
Sat, 01/31/09 - 09:51
^ Epic comment, give that man a t-shirt.
Sat, 01/31/09 - 09:54
TUF Guy, i hate you.
Sat, 01/31/09 - 09:56
no.... no u didnt
Sat, 01/31/09 - 09:56
did i just watch terrance rape phillip?
Sat, 01/31/09 - 09:58
where are the stupid BLOWJOB Penn fans now? wheres all the stupid talk about how GSP got lucky before? Penn got ass-raped !!! He got abused...... he got owned! He was no match for GSP. Hes a loser. The ONLY blood that moron got to taste was his own....and what a surprise he didnt like it, and he quit, hes a quiter! He said he was gonna be faster.......he looked like he smoked a bong full before he stepped in the ring. He said he was gonna be GOD...............he wasn't even BUDDHA! He wont even defend his belt....after this beating, he wont ever be the same. Be careful what you ask for Penn you just might get another destroyed asswhipping you useless hilo-trash.
Sat, 01/31/09 - 09:58
Why does Tuf Guy own so many on this site? He is just a man, he bleeds the same blood we do, I know, I walked in on him having sex with his boyfriend's ten inch cock and man that ass was tore up!
Sat, 01/31/09 - 09:58
GSP still sucks, champion or not.
Sat, 01/31/09 - 09:59
I watch this with mute with fun american guitar solo from 1980's period and it very good. It make smile come.
Sat, 01/31/09 - 10:01
fuck you son.
Sat, 01/31/09 - 10:01
now that gsp rape penn all the hater will jump on the spyder or machida to fight against gsp...we all know that penn is a fat ass at 170 he was the one who coming after the gsp-fitch fight all excited to fight next gsp all the gsp hater go shot yourself no one will beat him at 170 and the spyder his next in line after alves.... total fuckin domination 4 rounds...never forget that
Sat, 01/31/09 - 10:01
Well guys that was a hell of show. Time to go get fucked up! PEACE!
Sat, 01/31/09 - 10:01
Tonight was a great example of why the UFC needs to adopt the card system that pride used, to make these fighters actually do something. Guida is the sorriest excuse of a fighter. Hes won his last 2 fights by complete monkey raping his opponent. He gets his arms locked around them and just hugs the living shit out of them. give that gorilla midget a yellow card and take some of his money away, the ufc is is about fighting not hugging your opponent to death. And on that note, they talk about the gas tank of guida and how relentless he is and the bastard cant even go 3 rounds without gassing, if he wasnt aloud to hug he would be in all kinds of trouble.
Sat, 01/31/09 - 10:02
I've been getting fucked up. Made the night more interesting, I just muted the fights and did my own commentary-naked.
Sat, 01/31/09 - 10:03
I want to publicly apologize for hating on and talking shit about Lyoto Machida. That dude is fucking unstoppable.
Sat, 01/31/09 - 10:04
My boy's didn't care for that-fuck 'em. Maybe GSP's crew would appreciate a naked man more? They all seemed to have hard-on's for GSP? Think they shaved each other's pubes to match too?
Sat, 01/31/09 - 10:13
"If you tap to strikes, you're a little bitch, that's what I think... real men hire people to tap out for them!"
Sat, 01/31/09 - 10:14
That elbow and face plant Bonnar survived was rough. You have to give him credit for surviving that and making it to a decision. I do like Bonnar. And Penn made me an embarrassed fan. Just like the Cowboys do.
Sat, 01/31/09 - 10:15
Heres my prediction I see it already coming with some of these posts, all the people who believed BJs hype will say that was a boring fight big deal, GSP was bigger, but guess what your man got himself into that mess with his giant ego and then he got completely embaressed.I hope BJs mom cried. He is not as good as he would have people think and then to give up in the corner and leave before he could get interviewed? Some warrior.
Sat, 01/31/09 - 10:16
first off that nate diaz fight was complete bullshit! Diaz won that fight handsdown. Guida is a tool. Talk about lay and pray. he did not do any damage at all to diaz. They really need to fix the UFC's scoring system. I don't see how Guida can be proud of that win. Machida is unstoppable. He is going to get the belt and keep it for a long time. Who can beat the guy? Who?!?!? Thiago got KTFOed!! I am a Rashad nuthugger and I am saying that Rashad needs to be afraid. I can't wait for GSP and Thiago Alves!!!! Poor BJ... I am totally going to have to eat shit for this...maybe BJ was sick or something......
Sat, 01/31/09 - 10:16
Well well well. After a complete fucking domination like that you can't tell me GSP is not everything and more people say he is. Let's hear the bitching and whining and bullshit excuses from all you BJ Penn bag lickers now. I can't wait to see what you say. GSP is the best out there. Fuck Silva and fuck Fedor. GSP p4p best in the world. GSP could have fought Thiago after destroying Penn and still go home and rub one out before gonig to sleep!WOOOH!
Sat, 01/31/09 - 10:16
i bet $5.00 on Penn and he is not good at this weight division
Sat, 01/31/09 - 10:18
Shit, Penn versus GSP turned out to be like Paris Hilton trying to scrap with Rosie O'Donnell. Cripes, large, manly shoulders and all...
Sat, 01/31/09 - 10:19
Who thinks GSP could move up a weight class and fight anderson Silva
Sat, 01/31/09 - 10:19
HE sucks? then who is good? BJ? John Fitch? Karo? Matt Hughes? Thiago alves is the only contender left in that weight class that GSP hasnt beat. My guess is you were a BJ fan but guess what, BJ should be embaressed of that fight. Kenny Florian will be the next one to beat him and then Clay Guida. BJ is too fat and too out of shape, he should actually work out and join the WEC as a flyweight
Sat, 01/31/09 - 10:20
BJ needs better endernce. He was out after the 2 round
Sat, 01/31/09 - 10:20
Haha, go back to LW "The Prodigy" BJ Penn, you got owned, you need more then just natural talent and half-assed training to have the legacy you dream of having. He looked mentally beat after the second round. He had nothing for GSP. How bout Jon Jones? That kid had some crazy moves, probably could have knocked Bonnar out if he had a little more cardio. Can't wait to see his next fight. Nice to see Machida finish someone. I can't think of anyone in the LHW division that poses a problem for Machida, he manhandled Silva. I can see him being the next LHW champ.
Sat, 01/31/09 - 10:21
WOW. am i the only one that hates clay guida? he is the single most boring fighter in the ufc. he did absolutley nothing but hug nates ass the whole fight. he does it every thime, he just gasses out and starts huggin his opponents so they cant outscore his one big takedown.
Sat, 01/31/09 - 10:24
I agree. If he had the Heart he talks about, he would have said Your not throwing in the towell. Then he would have said, "Cut me Mick, I aint qutiing." But Penn, who I was pulling for and said first minute KO, pulled down his skirt and let GSP take his turn. Then he pimp slapped BJ and told him to have all his money next time.
Sat, 01/31/09 - 10:26
Im constipated as fuck and this shit ain't helping me.
Sat, 01/31/09 - 10:27
BJ tests positive for estrogen
Sat, 01/31/09 - 10:27
WHO'S THE BITCH NOW BJ???
Sat, 01/31/09 - 10:27
Yeah man, that was a poor performance by Guida, I don't think he deserved a win. He just held on to Diaz's back for 3 rounds without doing any damage.
Sat, 01/31/09 - 10:28
GSP to Bj post fight "BJ when you get in the hospital bed I want you to lay down take off your underwear and aply cream where I raped your ass" After that take 20 -30 mins and go fuck your self"
Sat, 01/31/09 - 10:29
BOOOOOYA GSP GSP GSP!!! GSP!!!! God Stunned Penn!!!
Sat, 01/31/09 - 10:30
LOL
Sat, 01/31/09 - 10:32
yah GSP hurt him bad he is a pussy and should go bak to picking cocnuts
Sat, 01/31/09 - 10:33
I like how everybody is dogging GSP for the celebration after the fight, sure it was a little gay but guess what hes probably one of the best fighters in the world what have you guys done lately?
Sat, 01/31/09 - 10:34
Stupid french bastard kicked the crap out of my guy. I do hate Nate Diaz and I am glead he lost even if it was too close to call. Machida was great. I am sad Bonnar got drilled. and Screw split decisions! Fight til the deat, huh BJ? Or fight til one of you turn pink and need a maxi pad? Which we all know who that was.
Sat, 01/31/09 - 10:34
If you wanna know how Bj Penn feels about this, go to Bjpenn.com. I heard he will be chatting with the fans from the ambulance ride.
Sat, 01/31/09 - 10:38
im glad diaz got beat . it wasn't pretty but ... clay won. gsp made bj look bad. let kenny get a shot ufc!!!
Sat, 01/31/09 - 10:38
good for Georges St. Pierre, i like how irony whoop up on BJ Penn. BUT the real winner of the night is Akahiro GONO!!!! for his showmanship ahahaha.
Sat, 01/31/09 - 10:39
Akihiro^^^
Sat, 01/31/09 - 10:40
BJ's ring-walk music is amazing. After that... well kinda went downhill for him...
Sat, 01/31/09 - 10:40
I guess it will be a lot of, "I got screwed. I was winning the fight. GSP tapped. While he had me pinned and kept punching me. He was tapping on my face. So you see, I won. I would never quit. I am hawain and we dance in skirts to gay music while drinking out of a cocunut. What is more manly than that? You see, the letters in the word cocunut can be scrambled into what I eat. And you know what they say, you are what you eat. " For you Tuff Guy, drop the CO which would leave cun and then drop the next u and you have a t.
Sat, 01/31/09 - 10:40
Diaz can't punch his way out of a paper bag. Bonnar's fight is as boring as his interviews. Jones needs some cardio. Karo and the Korean... yawn. Did Karo forget to wear his bikini top? Machida... wow. GSP did what BJ did to Jens. Owned him and made him cry uncle.
Sat, 01/31/09 - 10:44
I called it that it would be worth watching Jones/Bonnar. He actually landed the spinning elbow this time. I was talking to my dad about how he tried that against Gusmao. Then all of a sudden he did it. It was great until they both gassed. I wanted Diaz to win, but the Energizer Blanket got the better of him. Machida really impressed me. His speed and timing will lead him to a championship. As for GSP/BJP I was rooting for GSP the entire time, but have to say that I kinda got bored with him. Next time just call it earlier so we don't have to wait through extra beating. His ability to dominate and control his opponents is second to none. Now if only he could show the same dominance standing...
Sat, 01/31/09 - 10:44
BJ needs to get his act strait GSP shuld go home and say '' wow he does stink''
Sat, 01/31/09 - 10:45
Good post Anonymous
Sat, 01/31/09 - 10:46
go home and look in the mirror BJ
Sat, 01/31/09 - 10:46
WHO LIKED THE SUPERMAN GSP DID
Sat, 01/31/09 - 10:50
I would have liked it better if he would have stumbled and broke his nose on the mat. (Since BJ wasn't doing anything)
Sat, 01/31/09 - 10:50
bj should gain more weight and never fight again
Sat, 01/31/09 - 10:51
cant wait tell march
Sat, 01/31/09 - 10:51
That's no way to treat a cabbage patch doll.....
Sat, 01/31/09 - 10:51
lol kimbo
Sat, 01/31/09 - 10:51
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Sat, 01/31/09 - 10:51
Jon Jones looks great and I think he has great potential, but they really should have DQ'd him for the elbow. It landed square in the back of Bonnars head and could have caused serious injury. This is why there is a rule about hitting the back of the head and neck. A DQ would have made him think twice about throwing it wildly like that again. That and that illegal knee while Bonnar was down. All in all though the kid has some seriously good skill, especially for his age. Why so many complaints about GSP too? He won fair and square and did so in a very dominating fashion. The one that bothers me most is that he outweighs him. So what? BJ challenged him, not the other way around, therefore he is not a bully picking on somebody smaller. Also, BJ used to be welter champ and their first fight was very close. Size and strength may have played a role, but skill moreso. BJ has had the same skillset his entire career, GSP's keeps growing. That's it, end of story.
Sat, 01/31/09 - 10:51
And I still wanna lick Lesnar's cock tatoo!
Sat, 01/31/09 - 10:53
wow tuf
Sat, 01/31/09 - 10:54
I AGRRE ME
Sat, 01/31/09 - 10:55
FGTDH
Sat, 01/31/09 - 10:55
I'm going to Sharpie "I was watching as he just gave up. GSP, you're a bitch." on a sub sandwich and mail it to BJ so he can eat his words. How are you not going to show up to the biggest fight of your life? What a fucking boring night of fights! If you would have told me Machida would have had the most exciting finish of the night a couple of hours ago I'd tell you to quit eating shit you find in James Irvin's locker. I immediately regret my latest investment.
Sat, 01/31/09 - 10:58
i am drunk and also a little high. great night of fisticuffs and dudes lying on top of other dudes. machida is for real. gsp was absolutely dominant. i am high. also, the korean guy got jobbed. yay for punching and kicking. respect french hip hop. im drunk and it took me 29 minutes to type this post. drunk.
Sat, 01/31/09 - 10:58
HHH
Sat, 01/31/09 - 10:59
THESE WERE THE BEST DAY OF FIGHTS WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
Sat, 01/31/09 - 10:59
GREAT DAY
Sat, 01/31/09 - 11:01
RICH YOU WOULD BE SLEEPING BY NOW
Sat, 01/31/09 - 11:01
LOL
Sat, 01/31/09 - 11:02
Goodnight fella's. Crazy MMA. BJ Penn talking smack for GSP tapping by strikes and then BJ's weiner inverts into him before the round. Since it was sanctioned as two men and BJ all of the sudden had a vag, the dr. stopped it. What will they think of next.
Sat, 01/31/09 - 11:03
PLZ
Sat, 01/31/09 - 11:03
SOMEONE TYPE
Sat, 01/31/09 - 11:04
BJ SSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTT YOUR MOUTH
Sat, 01/31/09 - 11:05
Penn didn't lose. He just decided it would be easier to buy the belt from GSP, who is apparently selling it for some snappy suits and rinkside hockey tickets. Oh, Canadians...
Sat, 01/31/09 - 11:05
CRAZY MMA
Sat, 01/31/09 - 11:06
BJ can retire knowing that he got OWNED by a guy who tapped out from punches. TWICE!
Sat, 01/31/09 - 11:08
goray.... shut the fuck up
Sat, 01/31/09 - 11:11
FGHJ
Sat, 01/31/09 - 11:11
SOMEONE DAY
Sat, 01/31/09 - 11:12
Diaz = bitch.
Sat, 01/31/09 - 11:24
GSP made bj ook like a bitch!
Sat, 01/31/09 - 11:34
Although GSP won, i don't consider it a very prestigious one. I account it to the fact that Penn had to put on so much weight, and he clearly was not ready to fight at that weight. GSP has had 2 sad performances in a row, he could not finish Fitch and now he couldnt finish Penn. You could tell that he was evern upset with himself because after the bell for the fourth round he was visibly upset and punched the cage. I can't deny that GSP is a great fighter, I am not trying to say he sucks, but he can do better and he is on the verge of getting whooped if he cant get his act together, and Penn didnt really have much to lose anyways, I am sure he will continue to do fine in his natural weight class.
Sat, 01/31/09 - 11:34
All that shit talk BJ said about GSP being a quitter how he's gonna kill him. Well BOO-YAA MOFO!!!! BJ can suck GSP's dick and his own!!!! Fuckin idiot shit talker! I love BJ but he talks to much shit. And it caught up with him.
Sat, 01/31/09 - 11:38
who is the one who quit tonight...the one who now has the legacy as the fat lazy punk who could have been everything, but leaves with nothing! peace
Sat, 01/31/09 - 11:42
well i could see baby jay using the excuse saying that he didnt quit and it was his brother that stopped the fight
Sat, 01/31/09 - 11:44
And clay Guida is a badass, Kim clearly won that fight, and its about damn time Machida got a KO, good for him! But overall i think we can all agree that this was a disappointing card
Sat, 01/31/09 - 11:50
out of all the fights who would have thought that machida would be the only one with a K.O.
Sat, 01/31/09 - 11:56
Machida proves yet again that he is the #1 pound for pound champ (even though the uneducated haters have him as the #1 internet whipping boy). He is in a class by himself like Gretzky or Jordan.
Sat, 01/31/09 - 11:57
Calling GSP a bitch and telling people that if Fitch reminded GSP of the Terminator, then GSP was going to think he was God... Rolling of the fucking floor laughing! BJ thats the type of comments that gets you knocked the fuck out! I like u as a fighter, but as a person your ego is bigger that the freakshow who fought Fedor on new years eve a year ago! GSP's work ethic is flawless, the kid is a conditioning machine, not even in their first bout was GSP gasing! Fuck man, I wanted to see an Epic Battle of Champions (as the UFC stated), but all I saw was Canadian dominence. No secret that BJ is a great martial artist, but dude you need to stop the bullshit trash talks, you start look sound like Ken Shamrock for fucks sake, or Tito Ortiz when he was about to fight Machida. WTF is people thinking, talking all that smack and not backing it up. Like Thiago Silva; "I never get hurt in a fight, I never break bone"... MAN YOU GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT! Oh yeah, Machida is growing in my book more and more, dude is a fighting genius, much like Anderson Silva. //One
Sat, 01/31/09 - 11:59
you tools need to turn up your tv. had u been listening, the fight got stopped by the doctor not bj or his brother. it clearly said that the doc didnt like what he saw so he called the fight. but hey he got his ass whooped anyway. GSP woulda won by decision or in the 5th round anyway.
Sun, 02/01/09 - 12:02
BTW Diaz got own'd by Andrew Dice Clay's and Lorenzo Lamas' lovechild AKA Clay Guida. bout time someone shut that cocky wigger up.
Sun, 02/01/09 - 12:18
No poop, his brother told the doctor to stop the fight. Pay attention not to the misinformed commentators, but rather to the facts. Watch the replay of his brother tell the doctor as he walked away to stop the fight. The ref stopped the fight as advised by the doctor whom had been told by BJ's corner that he was through.
Sun, 02/01/09 - 12:20
@poopfingers His brother was telling the doc and ref to cut it off. @Decipleofmagus No shit Penn clearly can't fight at that weight, which is why he shouldn't have been spewing diarrhea out of his mouth to GSP. GSP has had two sad performances? Didn't he just DOMINATE Penn? And besides, I'd rather pay $44.99 to see the championship fight go four rounds than see it end quickly. I loved how Silva's left arm just went limp right at the bell.
Sun, 02/01/09 - 12:38
@Bovice, firstly, nice nickname secondly, he dominated Penn but in all the wrong ways, and i agree, he talks too much shit but hey, he is Hawaiian. and a quick exciting KO is a lot better than a 3 round (first round was good) Borefest of lay and pray tactics.
Sun, 02/01/09 - 12:46
BJ's brother called the fight to prevent that 5th round where GSP would knock him out on TV. They had to prevent that at all costs so that BJ could continue to talk shit the rest of his career. It's like when Matt Hughs wouldn't tap out with his hand against GSP...he verbally tapped to the ref so that there would never be video evidence that his hand ever tapped. Penn is such a tool and got the beating he mostly deserved. I say "mostly, because he deserved one more half round of beating before GSP put him to sleep.
Sun, 02/01/09 - 12:47
@Decipleofmagus No doubt a fast KO is always exciting, but I have been wanting to see this rematch for fucking ever and I didn't want it to end quick, ya know? And I think GSP dominated Penn in all the RIGHT ways. GSP's striking was far superior to Penn's and Penn is known for his jab, AND he waxed his BJJ black belt ass on the ground as well. GSP beat Penn at his own game.
Sun, 02/01/09 - 12:48
Its a party here What a domination We will party for this until and thru UFC 97
Sun, 02/01/09 - 12:50
@ Ineffable Aces word son!
Sun, 02/01/09 - 03:01
well I'm here to Gloat about Machiada...people we're calling him boring..whatever the guy is the best I've seen simple as that..he can't be hit /..he can't be taken down..and he is as accurate as they come..who is gonna beat him? I think evans is the only one with a punchers chance..but i would back machida..im not a huge fan but you have to respect skill
Sun, 02/01/09 - 04:15
Last time I saw a bj manhandled like that Val and I were shooting Top Gun..
Sun, 02/01/09 - 06:05
In the year or so that I have been watching MMA, I have never seen an asian person finish a fight. Cung Le comes to mind but he's technically american now and that technically wasn't a finish (it was a stoppage). Whens the last time an asian fighter finished a fight in the ufc? I'm not trying to be rascist but I definitly factor that in when I make my picks.
Sun, 02/01/09 - 06:34
Okay.. here it goes... I am the biggest BJ Penn Nuthugger that there is and I have to say that BJ was a fucking joke in that fight. I am sooo pissed. BJ wasn't in that fight at all. What the fuck. All that Shit talking. he went out like a total bitch and looked like a complete punk. What an asshole. BJ needs to stay at lightweight. I think that the only reason why GSP did not try to finish him was that he respected BJ's ability to come back and win the fight, that will not be the case next time. Goddamn BJ. I am still a die hard fan..but what the fuck?!?!
Sun, 02/01/09 - 06:35
Good call dipshit.
Sun, 02/01/09 - 11:38
BJ GO LOOK IN A MIRROR
Sun, 02/01/09 - 06:08
I not only slam my babies but i suffocate them
Sun, 02/01/09 - 08:55
Yeah how did that work out for ya?
Sun, 02/01/09 - 08:56
didn't BJ say GSP was the quitter? Way to write checks your ass can't cash.
Mon, 02/02/09 - 06:35
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Tue, 02/03/09 - 03:27
How about Clay Guida's fantastic in between round belch sessions?
Wed, 11/09/11 - 05:38
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