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UFC 98 Danavlog: The Final Preparations

With "Evans vs. Machida" signaling the end of a five-week UFC drought, the anticipation and nervous energy runs high in this video-blog-recap of Wednesday and Thursday. President White is in good spirits, checking out the new, heavier version of the UFC championship belt, cruising around in the ultimate guidomobile, and torching some poor schmuck who had the misfortune of showing up in a paisley shirt. ("You and the Revolution have a good day. Say hi to Apollonia for me.") Later, he presses palms at Thursday’s press conference, and has a very cordial phone conversation with Chuck Liddell, who’s his usual lucid self. I hope you’re all re-hydrating, because it’s about to go down…

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Da Truth- May 24, 2009 at 8:01 am
Phukn typical...driving around in a $$$,$$$ dollar sports car and he dosnt even know how to phukn change gears..
831 Son- May 23, 2009 at 5:09 pm
You dont know shit Joedirt.
Joedirt- May 23, 2009 at 5:05 pm
Dana White has nothing to do with the UFC being entertaining.... he makes obvious decisions... and has the luck of people backing him with money. Throw aside his obvious lack of personal and professional skills... he is the Don King of MMA... controlling and manipulating. As fast as the sport is growing it would grow faster and with less opposition if Dana wasn't around.
As for him being a cool boss... sure... but there is a time and place to act certain ways. He is busy trying to appeal to the fans and fighters and be edgy.... he should handle business and let the fighters appeal to the fans. Dana is a fag and he 69's Brock Lesnar.
Ender L Wiggin- May 23, 2009 at 4:46 pm
It is practically from the 40's- takes away all the pimp from that car- well some of it anyways- ha ha
Ender L Wiggin- May 23, 2009 at 4:43 pm
What the hell is dana using a gay ass nokia 6310 from 5 years ago while driving that car- lame
831 Son- May 23, 2009 at 4:06 pm
Kimbos Bread, you are a fucking moron. In no way, shape, or form was that ferrari busted. Perma, your one of those gay ass casual fans that only wants KO's. Idiot.
Dojima- May 23, 2009 at 4:01 pm
Ive never before been annoyed by Matt Serra until his loudmouth ass stole the thunder from Machida when he and White were talking before the press conference... I dont know if its enough to make me go for Hughes, but christ his new yawk squawking annoyed the hell outta me when all I wanted was to hear about the Dragon!
Kimbos Bread- May 23, 2009 at 3:33 pm
Only Dana would drive around in a busted ferrari while trying to look cool.
Dubbayoo- May 23, 2009 at 3:19 pm
I don't really have an opinion of the Dana White that runs the UFC and is thought of as a bully businessman, loudmouth, success story, homophobe, misogynist, innovator.. whatever... he puts on entertaining fight shows that I usually watch and occasionally even pay for..

but the Dana White that is talking to a video camera while dialing/talking on his phone while driving his manual transmission Ferrarri... FUCK THAT GUY, he might kill me.
MKO- May 23, 2009 at 3:13 pm
Damn, yall, it sounded like Chuck could barely stay conscious on the phone. His breathing was more clear than his talking was.
Perma- May 23, 2009 at 2:20 pm
The boring era of LWH starts tonight, Only person with a chance versus Machida is Randy Couture, Just because Randy could gameplan a win like no other, other then that we are in for a boring next few years.

Hughes is walking through lil NY Fag.
Chael is destorying the IFLwannabe.
kempo666- May 23, 2009 at 2:20 pm
Whatever happened to the whole "Dana stepping down as the face of UFC" thing? I like how that, in no way, happened.
What the hell was that circular-punching trainer thingy that Dana was playing with? I WANT!
LS18- May 23, 2009 at 1:06 pm
Say what you like about Dana being a shit representation of MMA, that man is one cool boss.
Dubbayoo- May 23, 2009 at 12:57 pm
the thumbnail for that youtube clip is priceless.. perhaps even...epic?

as for the t-shirt tucked into the jeans thing... I'm assuming that someone told Lyoto that he'd look more um.. marketable? if he didn't do that. I mean, if he tucks his shirt into his shorts after the fight, he might lose a sponsor..
4inch4skin- May 23, 2009 at 12:51 pm
Not only does Machida drink his own piss, he also tucks his t-shirt into his jeans, like a real samurai would do.


just some dong- May 23, 2009 at 12:44 pm
Heh... just read Ben Saunders's Evans/Machida prediction: No contest due to crowd riot in the 4th. :-)

MKXii- May 23, 2009 at 12:30 pm
Dana rockin that new T-mobile piece.
Dante- May 23, 2009 at 12:21 pm
Don Frye is going to win every fight tonight.
d0zer- May 23, 2009 at 12:11 pm
or if Dana really wants to embarrass Liddell, put him on the next season of TUF!
d0zer- May 23, 2009 at 12:06 pm
I would actually really like to see Liddell fight in Affliction. I think it is about the right amount of competition for him if he wants to continue fighting. I mean, yeah, hes old as fuck, but c'mon, if the man wants to fight, I'll watch. Whether he gets his shit kicked in or not, all his fights have been entertaining.
d0zer- May 23, 2009 at 12:01 pm
d0zer's final predictions:

Lyoto Machida (via decision)
Matt Hughes (via 3rd round submission)
Xavier Foupa-Pokam (via 1st round submission)
Chael Sonnen (via 3rd round TKO)
Sean Sherk (via Decision)
Brock Larson (via 2nd round submission)
Tim Hague (via 1st round KO)
Phillipe Nover (via 2nd round submission)
Krzysztof Soszynski (via 3rd round submission)
Yoshiyuki Yoshid (via 2nd round TKO)
George Roop (via decision)

CanadianGreaser- May 23, 2009 at 12:00 pm
You know Chuck is seriously punch drunk when you compare him talking in this video and him in that Good Morning Texas interview and realize that he made more sense when he was on NyQuill.
Joedirt- May 23, 2009 at 11:57 am
Dana White is such a fag. Would it hurt him to look even a little bit intelligent or professional just once. DANA LEARN TO SHUT UP!!!! JUST SHUT THE HELL UP!!!!
just some dong- May 23, 2009 at 10:57 am
Man... Liddell's half-vegetable already, isn't he? No wonder Dana doesn't want him to fight anymore.

Eddi- May 23, 2009 at 10:48 am
Cant wait to see Serra eat canvas..Beat his ass seabass!!
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