Just a friendly reminder to those of you who have yet to enter your UFC 99 picks in this forum thread, you only have until midnight PST tonight (Friday, 6/12) to get them in. You know you want to see what Lyoto Machida’s “Karate for MMA” DVD set is all about, while also establishing your dominance as the MMA prognosticator of all prognosticators. This is the best chance to do both at once. Take our word for it, nothing impresses the ladies like bringing them back to your place, popping in a Machida instructional DVD, and telling them how you won this puppy free of charge thanks to the power of your brain. It helps if the ladies are very drunk and not listening to you at all during this.
After the jump, check out our UFC 99 picks and be amazed. Or just mock us in the comments section. Either way.
Ben Goldstein
Rich Franklin def. Wanderlei Silva via T/KO, R3
Cain Velasquez def. Cheick Kongo via T/KO, R2
Ben Saunders def. Mike Swick via decision
Marcus Davis def. Dan Hardy via decision
Spencer Fisher def. Caol Uno via decision
Mirko "Cro Cop" Filipovic def. Mustapha Al-Turk via T/KO, R2
Terry Etim def. Justin Buchholz via T/KO, R2
Dennis Siver def. Dale Hartt via decision
Paul Taylor def. Peter Sobotta via T/KO, R3
Paul Kelly def Roli Delgado via T/KO, R1
Stefan Struve def. Denis Stojnic via submission, R2
Rick Story def. John Hathaway via decision
Ben Fowlkes
Rich Franklin def. Wanderlei Silva via decision
Cain Velasquez def. Cheick Kongo via decision
Mike Swick def. Ben Saunders via T/KO, R2
Dan Hardy def. Marcus Davis via decision
Caol Uno def. Spencer Fisher via submission, R3
Cro Cop def. Mostapha Al-Turn via T/KO, R1
Terry Etim def. Justin Buchholz via T/KO, R1
Denis Siver def. Dale Hartt via T/KO, R2
Paul Taylor def. Peter Sobotta via T/KO, R1
Paul Kelly def. Roli Delgado via decision
Stefan Struve def. Denis Stojnic via decision
John Hathaway def. Rick Story via T/KO, R2
Hey fucklord I bet you aren’t calling Franklin a TUF nobody now huh retard?