
(The lovely Edith and Logan. Who needs Fabio to have a good time? Photo via MMA Mania.)
If all the fighter appearances, Hall of Fame inductions, grappling superfights, and Kimbo sightings aren't enough of an incentive to check out the UFC Fan Expo (July 10+11, Mandalay Convention Center, Las Vegas), maybe this will convince you. From UFC.com:
It’s the Ultimate gig in the world of sports modeling, and when The Ultimate Fighting Championship® (UFC®) decided to search for potential new Octagon Girls™, it reached out to the only magazine devoted to discovering new beauty around the world: Maxim, the largest young men’s lifestyle magazine in America. The result? A once-in-a-lifetime opportunity for attendees of the UFC® Fan Expo™ to be on hand when the winner of the first-ever Maxim UFC® Octagon Girl™ Search is chosen at the Mandalay Bay Convention Center in Las Vegas, Nevada on Saturday, July 11th, just hours before the lights go down for the biggest event in mixed martial arts history, UFC 100.
During the two-day Fan Expo, the Octagon Girl Search will culminate with a live voting phase at the Mandalay Bay Convention Center, on the main stage of Bayside Hall B. The event will feature UFC fighters and Maxim editors selecting the winner in a runway-style pageant during the UFC Fan Expo. The winning model will receive a UFC Octagon Girl contract and will be featured throughout the Maxim properties, including Maxim magazine and on Maxim.com. Girls interested in entering the Maxim UFC® Octagon Girl™ Search will need to pre-register at
Maxim.com or at
one of Maxim’s upcoming casting events. Details on the casting events will be listed at Maxim.com. Participants must be 18 years of age.
We're all for adding a new body to the brunette Murderer's Row of Arianny/Edith/Logan. Though this does remind us a bit of those poor married couples who have three boys in a row, and decide to get pregnant one last time in the hopes that they'll finally have a blonde or an Asian.
Related: In the new UFC magazine (which includes a super-hot pictorial of Logan Stanton, by the way ) there's this eyebrow-raising bit in a Q+A column with Rachelle Leah:
Q: Will you come back as an Octagon Girl for one night only at UFC 100?
Hey, you never know.
Comments
sp00ki kabuki Says:
y do we care?
And fuck the fu... Says:
Poor Logan having to pose with that horseface!..."shutters uggghhggghhggh" like when sideshow Bob steps on the rake!
rokabee Says:
Yea, poor edith she doesn't realize that this competition to find the next Ring girl is really for her spot.
Geriatric Peon Says:
I was never a big Edith fan, but jesus that picture is just cruel.
831 Son Says:
You are a fucking idiot sp00ki kabuki. This site's description is "MMA and UFC news, fight videos, interviews, and ring girls." Dumb little bitch, do you realize what site you're on? I hate when people think stories are irrelevant to the site even though it is totally transparent that they are relevant. Fuck.
Anyway... The UFC needs a blonde chick. Or just someone with a fat ass for once.
Derly Says:
Good job on finding a much better picture than they used on BE. Edith looks another 5 years older in that one. But I'd still bang any of the 3 hopefully the new girl is a cross between Logan and Arianny, maybe throw in one of Edith's fun bags just for shits and giggles.
Derly Says:
You guys also gotta remember that if Logan didn't look like you could find her at a high school party, then Edith wouldn't look as old and plastic right there.
Dubbayoo Says:
Obviously they put Edith in front cuz she's got the big tits. But did they purposely have her put her in arm in front of Logan's chest? MMA kicks ass.
Levi Jones Says:
Edith is terrifying... only a couple surgeries away from Joan Rivers.
Goat Says:
We need a girl of color in the octagon
I honestly think that would be exactly what the ufc needs
Harry Russo Says:
You dudes talking shit on these ladies. You losers would pay to fuck either one of them. Surgically altered whoas far greater than the pigs you are fucking.
TrouserSnout Says:
I have to agree that Edith is scary looking...I also agree that a woman of color would be hot as hell too....I'm not much on blondes even though there are hot ass blondes out there and yes I would bang them....but I prefer brunettes...
Mexican Judo Says:
I don't care what you losers say! I'd fuck the shit out of Edith. Gimme some horse!!!
And fuck the fu... Says:
actually Harry Russo when I do pay for a girl they always look a shit of a lot better then her!! and just before you get all uppity " yea your the kinda loser that has to pay for sex" No I don't pay for sex I pay for her to leave! a bit of a difference!
Soda Popinski Says:
i got a carrot she can chew on
PurplePickle Says:
What the fuck is so wrong with Edith? People post shit on here like she's a fucking werewolf or something. Bunch of goddamn hyper-critical Perez Hiltons. If she's not your type, fine, but she aint a fucking gargoyle by any stretch.
rokabee Says:
Brunettes > Blonds.
Mexican Judo Says:
Fucking right PurplePickle. I'd have to say she looks the hottest out of the 3 when she comes out on TV carrying the round number. She gets the most pops from my friends when she comes out than Arianny or Logan. She's beautiful. Fuck you guys that like Logan. Why the fuck would I want a girl that looks like a skinny ass guy with long hair? Bitch is plainer than plain jane.
Bob Reilly Says:
You can bring your ring girls to New York but thats it!
TheSlothman Says:
@ Goat.... fuck yeah, speaking as a (very) white male, the UFC needs a ring girl with a lil' flava..... somewhere from mocha to a dark caramel.... hook it up Dark Lord Dana!
Chri534. Says:
I wonder if Gono and his crew entered the contest...
Raju-Erkki Says:
fuck you bitches, fuck u all. The taller one is one fucking angel. I´m in love. The other is dozen in one.
NECROPHYTE Says:
Who won this butterface contest?!
Raju-Erkki Says:
who won the make-up-so-much-u´d - never-recognise-with-out-it contest??
Daddy_jeffy Says:
You guys are hilarious. It should be, "Who won the Would never speak to 99% of the clowns on this chat board contest?"
Derly Says:
@Mexican Judo
Just like you're getting on everyone for hatin on Edith I gotta imagine you wouldn't pass up Logan either. She's about the average girl, not the most gifted body, and young fertile facial features. I can find pictures of any of the 3 girls in which I don't find them to be at their most attractive, but I'd still be 100% confident that no straight guy would pass up the chance to "pummel" with any of them.
As for my own taste in women, I wouldn't mind one more brunette, but a non-stripper looking blonde would be nice as well. The girl next door sort of look, thats when I find them cute and not just sexy. If they bring in anyone of ethnicity, I hope it's an asian, a cute asian always brings some style. I don't really care for black girls, I find most to be unattractive but there are some with more European facial features that are kinda cute.
And yes I just said European facial features, not racist, that's just my taste in women, and how I was raised. I'm Asian myself, but grew up in a very white/cowboy town mostly whites and mexicans, so I've grown up liking white girls. So even the cute asians gotta have a lil but of an anglo-facial feature going on.
And one last idea, CP needs to get a deal with a fight promotion, that is willing to let us pick their next ring girl. I'm sure CP could find some smaller show, willing to let the CP readers hype up a fight as well as pick a new ring girl, it'd be great publicity, and we'd really be able to make our opinions matter. Of course you're still gonna have internet assholes who can't find them cute without being perfect 10's, but you can only imagine guys like that in real life having standards so high they never get laid.
Honestly, I trust that the CPnation would pick the best ring girl out of a number of options, if given the chance. Ok Bens, time to start talking with BellatorFC to let us pick a ring girl for them. Some picture sets (can't judge off one picture) or lil youtube auditions, and then we could turn it into a CP holiday each year, for the date when CPnation did something meaninful for the mma community.
Chri534. Says:
@Mexican Judo:
She has a horseface...and you would think maybe she would be more attractive in person, but no, this is not the case.
Derly Says:
@Chri534
Actually in terms of "attraction" any girl is better in person. A clinical study was done which tested the testosterone of men when told to do a task with a female partner. They would test their testosterone before and after the test, but the men didn't know what the tests were for. After completing some tasks, the men were surveyed and one of the questions asked how attractive they thought their partner was. Even when the men rated the women low on the attraction scale their testosterone went up by 13%.
Basically it just proved that as a men naturally seek vagina whether it's attached to eye candy or not. But with those knockers I bet my testosterone would go up a bit more than 13%.
Chri534. Says:
@Derly:
That is very interesting. The findings in my "study" (if you want to call that) may have been affected by the fact that Arianny Celeste was standing next to her when I saw her in person.
FreddyFangers Says:
Edith looks strange as hell but I would still beat that shit. Derly, you really need to find something to do with your time man.
Dante Says:
ROFL @ all these dudes leaving super long comments about these 2 skanks.
Frank Mur Says:
Fake tits on a horse, never thought it would look like that!
sp00ki kabuki Says:
u really shouldnt talk to ppl u dont know like that. way too much pent up agression, i willing to bet anything that ur the type of guy who jerks it to mma
Salazin Says:
Fact of the matter is, Edith is not a pretty woman. I'm sure she was at some point, but currently she has the *seen too many needles and scalpels* look. The fact that she has big fake tits doesn't do anything for her unless you like the artificial look. If you do.... great. I don't. Logan is far and away the most attractive UFC girl, if only because she hasn't been sliced up to be "attractive".
Komodo Says:
YUM
MyFightWiffaCheeto Says:
Dude, is there something in the octagon girl contracts that say they can't be engaging in behaviors that could endanger them and their "goods?"
'cause Logan needs to get off that horse.
just some dong Says:
LOL! dismount, Logan! You're gonna fall and break your back like Superman!!
So So Explosive Says:
Logan is a little cutie, Edith looks like her fucking nanny. I feel bad for Logan, having to carry around her disabled grandma everywhere. What a huge cramp in her style. Edith needs to fuck off and accept her fate back at the retirement home.