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The UFC Announces a Chuck Liddell Clearance Sale


(15% off that creepy Chuck cut-out?  Why, I’d be losing money if I didn’t buy it!)

Subtlety has never been something the UFC does particularly well, so I suppose it’s only fitting that they approach Chuck Liddell’s forced retirement with the same lack of sensitivity and tact.  According to an email sent out by the UFC earlier today, just about everything in the UFC store with the words “Chuck” or “Liddell” or “Iceman” on it is hitting the clearance rack.  Consider it their way of saying, ‘Thanks for the memories, Chuck.  Now help us move all your shit into storage so we can make room for the new line of Amir Sadollah baby tees.’ 

Is it a little cold-hearted?  Yeah, but that’s life in the UFC.  One day you’re on top of the world, and the next they’re giving away your signature tank tops to bewildered villagers in Africa.

Comments

  1. Rip Says:

    Thu, 05/07/09 - 03:10


    fuck you dana white
  2. Clyde Says:

    Thu, 05/07/09 - 03:18


    The fuckers would sell his corpse to science before he's kicked the bucket.
  3. Chris Says:

    Thu, 05/07/09 - 03:29


    You're choice of the word "clearance" is obviously chosen for effect and it's dishonest. Stop being melodramatic. It isn't a fire-sale. They realize talk about Chuck's retirement may have the collectors salivating for memorabilia, and they're trying to capitalize on it before they announce his first "out of retirement for the first and only time comeback fight." If the article is satire you should ignore what I just said.
  4. SCM Says:

    Thu, 05/07/09 - 03:35


    Id Rather buy Junie Browning stuff, i mean hes the beast Fighter in the universe!!!
  5. Perdew Says:

    Thu, 05/07/09 - 03:49


    are they pushing an octogon floor as a "Chuck Liddell approved mattress"?
  6. TK Says:

    Thu, 05/07/09 - 04:03


    Doesn't matter what they call it, Chuck's stuff will still sell. He did more to bring the sport to the 'mainstream' than anyone else. He will always be "The Iceman." Money is the most important thing to Dana White.
  7. Anonymous Says:

    Thu, 05/07/09 - 04:10


    Bah they could give it away for free for all I care. Retire the oldm... iceman already
  8. portland mma Says:

    Thu, 05/07/09 - 04:11


    Yeah this is a total non story you are trying to make something of. Everything is 15% off not clearanced. So instead of paying $30 for a T-shirt its like $25.50? Holy shit you better contact them now. On a side note Al Harrington is also selling his Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man at bargain basement prices! Whoa everythings gotta go
  9. Anonymous Says:

    Thu, 05/07/09 - 04:17


    CHUCK is no longer a MAN, he has sold out and become a PRODUCT. A Product Lost in the Material world.
  10. Anonymous Says:

    Thu, 05/07/09 - 04:19


    That sucks for the real SCM. Now theres one of those obnoxious idiots posting under other peoples names. Its probably CAPS LOCK HAL. I got my money on you SCM (the real one).
  11. SCM Says:

    Thu, 05/07/09 - 04:28


    I know, whoever is posting this Gay shit on my name better stop. im Fucking serious if i ever find out who, i will track you down and Fuck you sooo Hard, you will Never be able to sit down in order to post on my name You Fuck.
  12. Plum Smuggler Says:

    Thu, 05/07/09 - 05:17


    My $32.95 Chuck Liddell Cardboard Stand keeps falling over, it never used to do that
  13. CAPS LOCK HAL, Says:

    Thu, 05/07/09 - 05:20


    SCM, HOWS ABOUT YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH. IM GONNA SHOVE YOUR DICK SO FAR IN MY MOUTH YOUR GONNA SAY "HOLLY SHIT MY DICK HEAD HIS SWIMMING IN YOUR STOMACH ACID MMMMMM BOILED WEINERS...GOD I LOVE COCK
  14. Ample Says:

    Thu, 05/07/09 - 05:22


    "Plum Smuggler Says: Thu, 05/07/2009 - 17:17 My $32.95 Chuck Liddell Cardboard Stand keeps falling over, it never used to do that" Hahaha oh shit comment of the day. High five good sir you win
  15. SCM Says:

    Thu, 05/07/09 - 05:29


    this is the real scm speaking. i've changed my mind about CAPS LOCK HAL. i think i'm just going to try to sweet talk him in to taking a nice long midnight walk along the beach with me when he finally gets here. i'm hoping to get him to try on my other speedos so we can have a very nice night together before he has to fly back home and i may never get to see him again. i sure hope he likes rollerblading because i know a nice romantic place that we can rollerblade to in our speedos and i'm so hoping i get to jump his bones while we are blading down the sidewalk together. i tried that with my last boyfriend and it was very sexy and erotic. i hope he ends up falling in love with me as much as i am falling in love with him over the internet. he probly wont. he will just end up beating the shit out of me after all. most men like him are real life badboy studs that dont swing on the same vine as the rest of us do here. i guess i will just lay down and take my ass kicking like i always do when i run my mouth to all the wrong people. oh well, you cant win them all. thats ok because i always have my queer beach speedos on all the time and its so much easier to attract other men down here for my butthole then it is anywhere else. i really would like to suck his dick at least one time before he goes back home after nearly killing me with his bare hands. cant wait, tootles to all.
  16. CAPS LOCK HAL, Says:

    Thu, 05/07/09 - 05:35


    @ SCM, BRO WHY DON'T YOU JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID ASS MOTHER FUCKER YOU. I REALLY AM GOING TO HURT YOU BAD MAN. LESS THEN THREE WEEKS UNTILL I RIP YOUR QUEER FUCKING HEAD OFF YOU SICK LITTLE HOMOSEXUAL QUEER BASTARD. I'M GONNA DISPOSE OF YOU LIKE YOU WOULD NEVER IMAGINE YOU SICK FUCK. I SWEAR I'M GOING TO ACTUALLY RIP YOUR HEAD CLEAN OFF OF YOUR SHOULDERS NOW THAT YOU HAVE CONFESSED TO BEING A SICK FUCKIN QUEER, AND WANTING TO DO ALL THOSE SICK FUCKED UP THINGS TO ME. DAMN YOU BOY, YOU GOT SOME REAL NERVE DON'T YOU YOU FUCKING CALI HOMO SICK MOTHER FUCKER. YOU THINK ITS HOT ON THAT BEACH YOU WAIT TILL I SEND YOU THROUGH THE GATES OF HELL SON.......
  17. CAPS DECAPITATOR Says:

    Thu, 05/07/09 - 05:36


    that was funny Caps, Way to trick us on, we had no idea that it was actually you posing as SCM. im going to fucking kill you now
  18. CAPS LOCK HAL, Says:

    Thu, 05/07/09 - 05:41


    @ CAPS DECAPITATOR, NOT IF I FUCKING KILL YOU FIRST YOU FUCKIN FREAK. YOU DON'T HAVE A FUCKING CLUE OF WHAT YOUR TALKING ABOUT BOY. IN LESS THEN 3 WEEKS, YOUR NEXT MOTHER FUCKER. COME ON TOUGH GUY LETS SEE HOW BAD ASS YOU REALLY THINK YOU ARE. I'LL STOMP BOTH OF YOU STUPID MOTHER FUCKER AT THE SAME FUCKING TIME, AND THATS THAT.
  19. Caps Lock Hal is a tool Says:

    Thu, 05/07/09 - 05:44


    For me to POOP on!!!!
  20. CAPS LOCK HAL, Says:

    Thu, 05/07/09 - 05:48


    @SCM SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU MOTHERFUCKING GOON FAGGET. YOU FUCKING PISS ME OFF WITH YOUR MOTHERFUCKING GAY BULLSHIT. I CAN'T FUCKING STAND STUPID HOMOS LIKE YOU. FOR FUCKS SAKE YOU NEED A FUCKING BEATING. AND I'LL FUCK YOU UP. TELL ME WHERE YOU WANT TO MEAT, I'LL CUM AND STUFF YOUR ASSHOLE WITH MY FIST. AND WEAR YOUR FUCKING SEXY SPEEDOS BECAUSE IT WILL BE EASIER FOR ME TO FUCK YOU... UP AND I'LL COCK SLAM YOU... OH FUCK
  21. Dana White Says:

    Thu, 05/07/09 - 07:46


    All this gay talk has me so fucking hard right now. I wish Chuck was here to plug my pooper.
  22. TrouserSnout Says:

    Thu, 05/07/09 - 08:37


    This shit is getting old.....this is an "MMA" site and can't we keep this incoherent bullshit that you 'boys' like to rant on about.....make everyone sign up as members....free of course....and let everyone have their own screen name.....fuck this stealing names and gay talk bullshit.....
  23. bonerjams98 Says:

    Thu, 05/07/09 - 08:54


    what if after chuck dies the public finds out that chuck is a post op tranny. and that his chin was made from the same material cinderella's slipper was and his brain was deteriorated from all the blow the iceman does...and if he's the iceman why isn't he all aboooot crystal meth!
  24. cr_trinity Says:

    Fri, 05/08/09 - 05:50


    I just finished watching the main event of UFC 66 on DVD,and I must say that Chuck hasn't really gotten worse; his opposition has gotten better. I mean he rocked Tito with a combination started with a shit house looking uppercut from the outside. He's not bad, but now that there are more technical strikers out there, not wrestlers trying (and failing somewhat) to strike, well, that's the cause of this. I know this may not be construed as being topical, but this site's pre pubescent fanbase is really starting to irk me with their antics. For fuck's sake CP, enough of this bullshit. And I'm surprised TUF Guy and UFC Fan aren't here trying to do their thang with this new Caps Lock Hal dude. I didn't realise American school holidays lasted so damn long.
  25. bonerjams98 Says:

    Fri, 05/08/09 - 11:11


    hey this is to cr trinity....go fuck yourself in the goatass you cocksucking nut rag.
  26. jalia parsnip Says:

    Sat, 11/30/13 - 06:25


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  27. poplar table Says:

    Thu, 07/10/14 - 03:00


    The Slave of the Husband... Looking for ahead to researching excess from you afterward!......

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