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After considering all three (3!) of the submissions that came in for our UFC Fan Expo/2010 SuperFan of the World video contest, we are proud to present the winner. Thanks to his colorful accent, the subliminal shout-outs to the Potato Nation, the unexplained inclusion of a giraffe in the background, and the fact that he actually lives in Boston, we’ve decided that beloved commenter Viva Hate deserves our extra exhibitor pass for the Expo. (August 27-28 at the Hynes Convention Center! Booth #2017 bitches!) Hate’s hilarious entry is above. Congrats buddy, we’ll be in touch. 

Before we get to the runners-up, I’d just like to take the time to say that CagePotato’s appearance at the UFC Fan Expo is going to be amazing. We will have a punch machine at our booth, where you can test your might against other expo fans. We will be holding contests where visitors can win UFC 118 tickets, an MMAWarehouse gift card, Six Deuce gear, and BRAND NEW CAGEPOTATO.COM KEYCHAIN BOTTLE OPENERS!!!?!1111. You will get to meet BG and shake his hand. You will get to meet Viva Hate and kick him square in the balls. You may get to drink with us at the various pre-parties and viewing parties going on around town, assuming that you don’t give us the creeps.

Anyway, ReX13 and steampunk22 also submitted amazing videos, which you can watch after the jump. Since they don’t live anywhere near Boston, we felt that Viva Hate was the more worthy candidate — but there’s still hope for them. Read on…

("Send Me to Boston!" by Rex13)

("Subterranean Cagepotato Blues" by steampunk 22. Props to Bob.)

Here’s the deal. There’s a very good chance that we’ll have another extra exhibitor pass for the Fan Expo. ReX and ‘Punk get first dibs because they actually went to the trouble of making videos, but unfortunately we can’t cover anybody’s travel and lodging, so you’d pretty much have to be a local or make the trip on your own. E-mail if you’re interested in getting free admittance to the Boston Fan Expo; the only catch is that you’d have to spend some time helping out at the CagePotato booth. Thanks for your continued support, Potato Nation.

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Viva Hate- August 23, 2010 at 8:51 am
Heard of it yes, seen it no.

Any reason?
dranokills- August 22, 2010 at 12:05 pm
I really dug all 3 video I laughed my ass off.
2 things, I still wish my boy Rex had won.
Damn not 1 of you 3 mentioned me...I guess nobody wuv's me :(
FBF I guess we are just gonna have to do our thing and rock the potato nation. Especially if I can get free airfare to OZ to hang with my boyz.

ohhh hell...congrats to you viva.
ReX13- August 21, 2010 at 10:51 am
Machiavelli >> No paypal account for me, but my people have arranged for a cash drop. Be at the gazebo in Sherman Park at precisely 1115UTC on Monday. Wear a black motorcyle jacket and tanker boots, and insert the money into a yellow Hallmark envelope. Hold the envelope in your left hand--this is very important. Our agent with approach you at 0518UTC, and point out a large green caterpillar, and identify himself with the phrase "moths don't go through a caterpillar phase". You reply with the phrase "moths and butterflies are both members of Order Lepidoptera, so you're obviously trolling." Our agent will then remove the envelope from your hand with some force, and release you to your own liberty with the phrase "Happy fucking birthday." Do not be late.

ghostboner >> naw, playa. has the nav bar down the left side of the screen, which you can't see from that angle. That was But yeah, they do use the same color palette, huh?
fatbellyfrank- August 21, 2010 at 12:14 am
So, BG, the down under things still on for me Ghost and Drano right? do you want video's or are you just gonna send us tickets?
steampunk22- August 20, 2010 at 11:26 pm
@ghostboner yeah man you know what I'm actually sorry I haven't posted more. I was workingnthis shitty job and working brutal hours but now I've quit and I'm self employed and going back to school so I'll be more active from now on. Was happy to work you into the video, made ne laugh more than a few times man. Look for a mention in my next contest entry ;)
ghostboner- August 20, 2010 at 9:15 pm
So, uh Viva, you ever heard of that movie The Lovely Bones?

Good videos gents. I will get off my arse next time and see if I can make you all look good.
ghostboner- August 20, 2010 at 9:05 pm
@Rex - I saw that porn on your screen inthe video. Got to edit before you release the final copy fella. It looked like some good shit though. right?
ghostboner- August 20, 2010 at 8:58 pm
Oh steampunk. Where the hell you been? You used to be so regular around here. Regular as my morning poo, and just as satisfying. Now you are like a black footed ferret. Well props on the video. Except for the "epic"!!!! You put that in just as a special "fuck you ghostboner, this is epic burn!" didn't you?
ghostboner- August 20, 2010 at 8:50 pm
Dam I really want to hit the expo in Botswana. Sorry Rex but fuck your paypal account, I got to get paid muh fuh. I'm putting my picture on plastic jars and saying I have cancer and putting them on gas station counters. I will have air fare by thurs. See you in Boston bitches!
Machiavelli- August 20, 2010 at 6:04 pm
Maybe we need to take up a collection. If you can get CP to make a "Send Rex to Beantown" page, I'll kick it off with a $50. Time to pony up for the great articles.

Rex, you got a paypal account?
jimbonics- August 20, 2010 at 2:16 pm

that's fucking comedy right there.
El Famous Burrito- August 20, 2010 at 1:51 pm
Viva Hate, your first assignment is to find the Bloody Elbow table and sucker-punch their fatass lackey into a wheezing flabalanche.

Viva Hate- August 20, 2010 at 1:35 pm
Don't be an asshole, the giraffe is Edith.

cecils_pupils- August 20, 2010 at 1:31 pm
I fuckin' love this place... and I love these fuckin' people. Hope you all have a kick-ass weekend!
agentsmith- August 20, 2010 at 1:21 pm
Not one, TWO shout-outs. That's what the Diaz brothers call street-cred, bitches.
Fried Taco- August 20, 2010 at 12:50 pm
It's exactly what you said, jimbonics, a "fucking" giraffe. And he named it Arianny.
jimbonics- August 20, 2010 at 12:30 pm
Ok ok...

What's up with the fuckin' giraffe?
ccman- August 20, 2010 at 12:09 pm
Viva Hate- August 20, 2010 at 12:05 pm

We all know why you can’t get to Boston, allow me to help.

Step 1:
Tell mama to get in the kitchen and make you a sammich!

Step 2:
Avoid her barrage of attacks

Step 3:
Wait until she is worn out from trying to kill you and get in the car and speed up to Boston.

Step 4:
Party it up in Boston with a ton of nice people with fun accents.
ReX13- August 20, 2010 at 11:39 am
i think this means that i have to start a fan group for Viva Hate on FaceBook now.

Congrats, man. Maybe be seeing you soon?
BONGTAR- August 20, 2010 at 11:34 am
You all look nothing like i thought.
steampunk22- August 20, 2010 at 11:25 am
@2DaDeath No problem man! I wish I could've put more people in but it was tricky enough getting the ones that I did. El Guapo, RWilsonR, Burrito, next time.....
2DaDeath- August 20, 2010 at 11:23 am
Also, this was a great idea, CP. Way better than shaking my head at another botched MRuss article.

Hey, Rex. Looks like your girl lost last night. But I have to give her credit cuz i didn't think she would make it to a decision against Cyborg's cuter sister.
2DaDeath- August 20, 2010 at 11:19 am
Thanks for the shout out, Steam.

Now I got something to show my girl after all the shit she gives me for commenting on CP.
"Cagepotato, again??? You have no life!"
"Shut up bitch, I'm funny!"
El Guapo- August 20, 2010 at 10:52 am
Contest? What contest? Ohhhhhhhhh, the CP UFC Fan Expo/ 2010 Superfan of the World video contest. Riiiiight. That was today?!?

You're all winners in my book. Word.