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UFC Fan Expo Update: CagePotato Is Looking for One Good Lackey

UFC Fan Expo Boston
(Image courtesy of UFCFanExpo.com)

We already know a few of you will be attending the UFC Fan Expo in Boston on August 27-28, and hopefully stopping by CagePotato’s booth (#2017), where we’ll be giving away loads of t-shirts and gear and hanging out with our fans. The question is, who wants to get in for free? CagePotato has one extra exhibitor badge on hand, and we’d like to award it to one of our devoted readers. So if you live in the Boston area and you’d like to help us spread CP’s message of positivity, here’s what you’ll need to do:

– Record a video of yourself explaining why you should be selected as CagePotato’s 2010 SuperFan of the World. Please describe how CagePotato has changed your life (for the better), and the ways you would help promote our site at the UFC Fan Expo.
– Upload the video to Break.com by next Thursday (8/19) at midnight.
– When the video’s live, send the link to contest@cagepotato.com.
– Come back Friday the 20th to see who we’ve chosen.

We only expect two or three of you to actually go through with this, so really, your chances of winning are pretty damn good already. Any questions, let us know in the comments section. Good luck.

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dranokills- August 12, 2010 at 6:41 am
ha, he prolly does. :)
But if you want to keep new dad I would recommend he sleep it off in another room.
We could always do like they do in the cartoons, and when hes not looking slip a kangaroo in his bed.
awwww yeah, good times my friend.
fatbellyfrank- August 11, 2010 at 11:06 pm
@ Drano, so lets get this straight, your comin here, at CP's expense, we then fly from Oz back over to Boston, pick up Boss nasty and a crate of rum, do the fan expo, then we pick up Boner, and us three meet BG MR CD and Rex at the airport, fly back to Oz for the down under event, I beleive CP is looking after airfares, hotels and Limousine transfers, we dont need tickets to get in cause we'll have our press cards.
Your a good man BG, this must be gonna cost CP a packet!

Oh and BG, during our down time between events were gonna need some expense money, you know for hookers and blow, drinks that sort of thing
Thankin you in advance BG

Oh Drano, btw apparently your sharing a room with MR, you cool with that MR insisted, said he wanted to make it up to you or something, give you blow jobs or something, I didn't quite catch it all.
dranokills- August 11, 2010 at 8:24 pm
ok first I'm flying to OZ to see my bro, then WE are flying to Boston to come take over your shit.
Boo to YA!
fatbellyfrank- August 11, 2010 at 6:10 pm
@ Cecil, thank you my friend, cheers mate
cecils_pupils- August 11, 2010 at 6:06 pm
If CP ever does anything in Aussieland FBF is your man! Got my vote, mate!
fatbellyfrank- August 11, 2010 at 5:52 pm
@ Stak40, cheers dude, and I think me and Bossman would be perfect, we could neck a cuppla bottles of rum then entertain and attract customers to the CP stand with our own unique brand of humour, which includes but is not limited to: Calling people fuckwads, fucktards, fuckbags, fuckwits,fucken idiots, fucken fat cunts, goat felchers, dog felchers, leper felchers, comments that include references to the following; Doing your momma in the ass, squirting dick snot on your momma's face, fucken your sisters in any orifice, fucken you in the ass for bein such a cum gargler, stompin a mudhole in your ass and walkin it dry (tm Stone cold steve Austin).
There are other pearls of wit and wisdom we will impart on the gathered throngs, but I'm sure you get my drift.
Ben, might as well send me and the Bossman our tickets now
Viva Hate- August 11, 2010 at 5:50 pm
Wow cheeky bastards edit comments. Touche boys
fatbellyfrank- August 11, 2010 at 5:44 pm
^ Cecil + 20
cecils_pupils- August 11, 2010 at 5:10 pm
Here Charming Charlie, I fixed all your errorz:

There's no greater use I can think of for my anus than getting someone I don't know to drill me as thanks for the hundreds idiotic messages I spew on CP and coverage of MMA I don't have the brain power to follow. Really, none.
fatbellyfrank- August 11, 2010 at 4:57 pm
So BG, is this what i have to do to secure the Gig at UFC downunder for me and the Ghost?
On a serious note, if your gonna do a comp like this for UFC down under, I'll start work on my entry now, you know I'd represent truth , Justice and the Cage Potao way!!

I would be honored to be considered as a CP lackey
TheCount- August 11, 2010 at 4:12 pm
I think my unreasonable and nonsensical hatred for Anderson Silva should qualify me for a much higher position than Lackey, at CP.
ghostboner- August 11, 2010 at 2:54 pm
Rex or Viva would be fine. Mr.Miss sandy goat pee would really add some color though. Just saying. I would nominate FBF but he and I are kind of committed to this UFC Downunder thing so...
ghostboner- August 11, 2010 at 2:51 pm
This sounds fun, and lord knows I could embarrass the shit out of myself with that video, but I would have to panhandle like 2 more hours per day to get a plane ticket to Boston, and I'm just not that dedicated. If UFC hits SLC then count me in.
Sabado Gigante- August 11, 2010 at 1:29 pm
Imagine if Minowa submitted a video?! I bet Mike and Ben would shit themselves! and I wouldn't blame them!
dranokills- August 11, 2010 at 1:26 pm
Mike Russell Says:
Wed, 08/11/2010 - 21:00

I would go, but I'm banned from traveling to the US for killing a message board commenter at my last job.

I'm actually writing this from jail.
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see this is so much better, it has humor, and semi self deprecation.
We all know you are pussy, so this message just helps sooth the pain of your past tough guy image you tried so hard to put out there.
With that said my vote is still with Rex, he's the better man, any day of the year.
Dick_Gozenya- August 11, 2010 at 1:18 pm
^^^Harsh beans, brrro.
Charming Charlie- August 11, 2010 at 1:00 pm
There's no greater use I can think of for my flyer miles than getting someone I don't know to an expo I'm not attending as thanks for the hundreds of messages I could live without and coverage of an MMA promotion I don't follow. Really, none.
ReX13- August 11, 2010 at 12:23 pm
Stak>> That's messed up; fuck your couch.
Stak40- August 11, 2010 at 12:00 pm
Being that i hate bandwagons and i am withdrawing my vote for Rex and instead vote for BossNasty and FBF!
Ninja- August 11, 2010 at 11:43 am
Um, I vote Viva, Rex and AlmostNorth
ksgbobo- August 11, 2010 at 11:41 am
I was going to go up to Baltimore that weekend to visit a friend...but his wife is having a baby >:| ...I can fly up to Boston, but I need a place to stay...can I stay with you Ben?!
glassjawsh- August 11, 2010 at 11:32 am
sigh....if only i could get the free stuff that CP gives away while being allowed to spread Fightlinker's message of laziness, alcoholism and anger....what if i just drink my own piss on camera lyoto style? would that win you over?
J-Dog- August 11, 2010 at 11:11 am
I've already stepped up to the plate and offered to be the UFC 119 lackey. I only offer my lackey services semi-annually.
El Famous Burrito- August 11, 2010 at 11:03 am
Please tell me you have a potato costume for the lucky winner.
Mike Russell- August 11, 2010 at 11:00 am
I would go, but I'm banned from traveling to the US for killing a message board commenter at my last job. I'm actually writing this from jail.
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