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UFC on FOX: Diaz vs. Miller — Live Results and Commentary

Tonight’s UFC on FOX event is looking to be one for the ages, Potato Nation. The alcohol-fueled spirit of Cinco De Mayo has overtaken most, if not all, of the U.S of A by this point, and I’m no exception, so lets skip the fancy introductions and get right to it.

Preliminary results
-Karlos Vemola def. Mike Massenzio by submission (rear-naked choke) at 1:07 of round two.
-Roland Delorme def. Nick Denis by submission (rear-naked choke) at 4:59 of round one.
-Dennis Bermudez def. Pablo Garzo by UD
-Danny Castillo def. John Cholsih by UD
-Louis Gaudinot def. John Lineker by submission (guillotine choke) at 4:54 of round 2
-John Hathaway def. Paskal Krauss by UD
-John Dodson def. Tim Elliot by UD
-Michael Johnson def. Tony Ferguson by UD

A couple musings from the prelims:

-Apparently some McDonald’s Happy Meals DO come with Jiu-Jitsu Blackbelts. Just ask Mike Massenzio.

-Nick Denis has a ridiculous rat tail, but it can’t match up with Roland Delorme’s iron chin. What an amazing round of action that was.

They give a shout-out to Adam Yauch, who unfortunately lost his battle to cancer at just 47. In his honor, I am starting off this liveblog with a Brass Monkey at my side. Cheers.

Lavar Johnson vs. Pat Barry

Bruce Buffer seemed waaay to enthusiastic when announcing Lavar Johnson’s nickname. Just sayin’.

Round 1: Barry opens with a left hook and a nice leg kick. Johnson clinches. Barry hits a head kick off the fence, then an uppercut. Leg kick Barry. Johnson clinches again. A couple knees to the head from Johnson, then a flurry of those patented uppercuts. Barry looks for a takedown, might be in trouble. Barry moves to mount! Then moves to side control…weird. Barry’s going for an Americana… weirder. Rogan comments on his incorrect technique, but Johnson is grimacing like a sumbitch, so maybe its working. “Big” gets free. The mount is wide open for the taking, but Barry opts to stay in side control. Both men back to their feet, and a leg kick by Barry. Big kick by Johnson spins Barry around, and Johnson is just UNLOADING on Barry against the fence. Is Barry playing possum? Nope, Johnson continues to tee off on Barry until he drops and it is all over. Wow.

Lavar Johnson def. Pat Barry via TKO, round 1. 

Man, Barry must have seriously been rocked, because he was a sitting duck for that last exchange. In either case, a great win for Johnson in defeating the more technical striker. Johnson tries to make the case for KOTN, saying, “He just wants that check.”

My God. Paul Harris’ highlight reel looks like a Faces of Death movie trailer. Those poor souls.

Rousimar Palhares vs. Alan Belcher

Goldberg tries to introduce Dan Mirogliatta twice and fails miserably.

Round 1: Both men are tentative at the start. Belcher faints a few jabs, and Palhares dives on a leg. Uh-oh. Holy shit, Belcher is looking for a Twister after a hell of a scramble, and now a banana split. I MUST be drunk. Palhares looking for a kneebar. Belcher defending, but its like watching a car accident happen in slo-mo. Palhares now trying for a heel hook of death. Belcher escapes! HE MUST BE GREASING! Nice elbows by Belcher, who is laying down some serious GnP. IT IS OVER!

Alan Belcher def. Rousimar Palhares via TKO, round 1.

What a victory for Belcher. The man put his legs in the grinder and came out unscathed. What the hell is going on with the audio feed? Either Mike Goldberg is having an aneurysm or something is really up, because one-word spurts are repeating on loop. Anyway, Belcher sort of claims that he is the most dangerous 185er on the ground since he defeated Palhares, and I’m inclined to believe him.

Josh Koscheck vs. Johny Hendricks

Jesus Christ, is Joe Rogan seriously trying to pass off Mir/Dos Santos as a grudge match? Who cares, because they’re playing “Brass Monkey” in the background of his and Dana White’s little chat. DRINK UP!

Once again, I have to hear that Josh Koscheck does in fact own a motherfucking plane. Screw this, I’m turning off the sound on my TV and throwing on some Danzig.

Round 1: Koscheck comes out with a front kick. Then another. Well, its already gone longer than I’d like it to. Koscheck with a nice right hook on the counter. Hendricks may be hurt, as Koscheck just landed a nice combo on him. Now another. Hendricks is in trouble, and tries a takedown that is ridiculously far from landing. Hendricks lands a nice uppercut, then goes for the double leg. They clinch against the fence, and are separated by Kevin Mulhall. Hendricks with a left hand, then tries for another takedown. Koscheck with a nice combo against the fence. Hendricks is looking for a one-punch KO here. Koscheck tries a spinning LOLfist as the round ends, and he likely took it.

Round 2: Hendricks is throwing looping punches trying to close the distance, but Kos ain’t having it. Uppercut Hendricks. Koscheck looks for a guillotine on a Hendricks takedown attempt, then goes for Hendricks’ back. Hendricks goes for a double and gets Kos against the fence. Crowd getting restless, those animals. On the separation, Kos whiffs a big left, and gets countered with an uppercut. They clinch again, and Kos lands a nice elbow before pushing off. Kos tries a head kick that gets blocked. Hendricks swinging away, then lands a leg kick and clinches as the bell sounds. Close round, but I’d give it to Hendricks.

Round 3: Koschecks eye is starting to resemble the GSP fight, and he bull rushes Hendricks into the fence. Mulhall separates, and the two swing away in a nice exchange. Hendricks lands a nice left hook that seems to hurt Kos, but then Kos fires back. Some really nice dirty boxing by Hendricks, ala Randy Couture. I think Koscheck’s eye may be in some trouble here, as Hendricks lands another knee. Takedown Kos, who briefly attempts an arm-triangle. Koscheck on top, working for mount, but Hendricks gets back to half-guard. Koscheck spends the remainder of the round on top and may take it.

Scratch that.

Johny Hendricks def. Josh Koscheck by split decision. 

Koscheck’s eye is looking fatter than a stick of deep fried butter, and Hendricks says he wants to bring a title home to Texas. According to Dana White, he should get the chance soon enough.

They’re desperately trying to push this season’s The Ultimate Fighter, but nothing, including Ronda Rousey, is going to make people want to stay in on a Friday night. Just ask….that show Fridays.

It’s main event time…

Nate Diaz vs. Jim Miller

Brian Stann just reeled off a good four or five sentences when assessing this fight without saying the word “uh” once. Take that, Jon Jones. I forget who, but someone disagreed with my assessment that Diaz’s victory over Cerrone was “dominant” the other day. Joe Rogan just agreed with me, so SUCK IT WHOEVER YOU WERE.

Per usual, Miller comes out to “Bad Moon Rising,” which only reinforces my belief that he is the coolest thing to come out of Jersey in the history of ever.

Round 1: Diaz doesn’t touch gloves, go figure. Nice leg kick by Miller to start. Diaz clinches after a combination misses, but Miller pushes him into the fence. The crowd is already booing, WTF?! Nice knee by Miller, who tries an elbow over the top to follow. Leg kick Miller, then another. Right hook Diaz, then a nice body shot. Inside leg kick Diaz. Miller clinches Diaz against the fence, trying for a single. Diaz turns things around and lands a nice knee. Body kick Miller. Diaz drops Miller with a straight left! Miller dives for a takedown with 30 seconds left. Nice scramble, and Miller gets Diaz to the mat. Nate sweeps Miller as the round ends.

Round 2: Both men start the round with a left hand. Leg kick Miller, who follows it up with a right hand. Diaz pushes Miller into the fence and lands a few shots to the body. Nice elbow on the break by Miller. Diaz clinches again, looking for the trip, but is unsuccessful. Miller with a left over the top. Diaz tries a flying knee, and the taunting begins. They clinch and Diaz lands a nice knee that causes Miller to drop to a hand. Diaz with a nice elbow, and Miller dives for a takedown. Diaz tries a on-armed guillotine, and gets it! DAMN! Diaz becomes the first man to stop Jim Miller! Great finish!

Nate Diaz def. Jim Miller via submission (guillotine), round 2. 

Holy shit. On the replay, Joe Rogan informs us that Miller’s mouthpiece fell out in the scramble, and he was nearly biting his own tongue off before he tapped.

Well, that’s all for me tonight. It looks like we have our next two challengers at lightweight and welterweight lined up. Thanks for stopping by, Potato Nation, and I’ll catch you all next week.

-J. Jones

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Sopapo- May 6, 2012 at 10:53 am
Belcher and Nate are the two stars here. What amazing finishes from both of them. jeez belcher blew my mind. I always thought he had a good chance but never thought he would scramble with Paul Harris and finish him it's just ridiculous. He has earned my respect.
I would love to see Belcher matched with Marquadt. that would be a hell of a fight.
Kaboom82- May 6, 2012 at 4:13 am
I'm really happy too see Belcher further prove his legitimacy. But in a way, I feel bad for Palharis. The same kind of feeling you have when you see a small child drop their ice cream on the ground. In lieu of the outcome of that fight, I think CP should contact Palharis' management and offer to take him out to get some ice cream.
tiger_uppercut- May 6, 2012 at 12:47 am
Props to Belcher. What a damn fight. That dude impressed the hell out of me tonight.
dranokills- May 5, 2012 at 10:21 pm
Oh how much I love to see cupcheck lose. He talks the talk, but he loses the walk. You and your gay girlfriend fitch bitch will never be asked to fight each other now, cause neither one of you matter. Have fun with all that downtime healing that fucked up eye......again....mr wanna fight 12 times per year, ha, moron-fraggle.
ghostboner- May 5, 2012 at 7:57 pm
I just want to take a minute to thank myself for picking Belcher and also HOLY FUCK HE STILL HAS HIS LEGS! I nominate Belcher to be the next victim for Anderson after Chael. Of course everyone will say he doesn't deserve it, but come on, really, who cares. We need exciting fights at 185, and Kenny Florian doesn't want Andersons belt so that leaves Belcher.
HEY- May 5, 2012 at 7:13 pm
West Coast is the best coast! XD
RearNakedSpoon- May 5, 2012 at 7:08 pm
Go fight someone your own size like Rory McDonald, that's WHAT!?
angry little feet- May 5, 2012 at 6:57 pm
WHAT! WHAT! AHahahahahah ha ha
angry little feet- May 5, 2012 at 6:20 pm
this crowd boos everything. must be almost like being in Philly.
SethF- May 5, 2012 at 6:37 pm
HEY
angry little feet- May 5, 2012 at 6:42 pm
ha ha don't hey me. I know "jeweet?" means did you eat yet too.
SethF- May 5, 2012 at 6:48 pm
Okay then, as long as you don't drop a "coonass" at me we're still cool. Unless you're familiar with South Louisiana too. In which case, I don't know what's real anymore...
angry little feet- May 5, 2012 at 6:52 pm
I have no clue what a coonass is - so we're good :)
The12ozCurls- May 5, 2012 at 6:15 pm
Anybody really shocked that there was an "incidental" eye poke in the Kos VS Hendricks fight?
amsterdamheavy- May 5, 2012 at 6:01 pm
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SethF- May 5, 2012 at 6:01 pm
By far, this is the best UFC on FOX in terms of the fights being worth watching. Granted, that's like being the best writer at BloodyElbow...
Dizzylittlelord- May 5, 2012 at 5:56 pm
cheers danga, hell the reason we come back is because you care.
The12ozCurls- May 5, 2012 at 5:51 pm
Official CagePotato Parlay: Miller + Palhares + Ferguson
WOW, the Gambling Enabler is gonna be sleeping alone tonight. No cash for a pro now.
angry little feet- May 5, 2012 at 5:54 pm
he he I'd love to see them go 0 for 3 :)
DangadaDang- May 5, 2012 at 5:52 pm
I hear you there. Luckily, if the Diaz/Hathaway parlay hits, I'll almost make my money back.
The12ozCurls- May 5, 2012 at 5:52 pm
But you did cover your bases with the $5 Belcher back-up bet. Bravo
DangadaDang- May 5, 2012 at 5:49 pm
I hear you, dizzylord, we're currently trying to figure that shit out.
Dizzylittlelord- May 5, 2012 at 5:47 pm
the reason people arnt writing comments is because you have to sign in every fucking time. sort it out
The12ozCurls- May 5, 2012 at 5:47 pm
If having your legs tangled in Paul Harris's grasp is like defusing an IED then Belcher must be a bomb tech.
danomite- May 5, 2012 at 5:47 pm
Goldie is on fire tonight!!!
angry little feet- May 5, 2012 at 5:42 pm
Belcher! Holy Hell - color me impressed.
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