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UFC on Fox ‘Velasquez vs. Dos Santos Fight-Picking Contest: The Winner

Well, we didn’t have a correct answer for the UFC on Fox Fight-Picking Contest, but we had several close ones.

Unfortunately we only have one prize, so the closest answer gets “Heart,” the cool MMA-themed comic-book mini-series by writer Blair Butler and artist Kevin Mellon.

smackemyakem had the “most correct” answer with, Junior Dos Santos def. Cain Velasquez via TKO, 2:53 of round 2 and Ben Henderson def. Clay Guida via unanimous decision (30-27, 30-27, 29-28).” He had the co-main event correct right up to the judges’ scores and was only off by a round, or 6:49 for the Velasquez-Dos Santos result depending on how you look at it.

Thanks to everyone who entered and better luck next time. Don’t worry, we suck at predictions, too.

smackemyakem, if that’s even your real name, send your mailing address to and we’ll get your first comic out to you ASAP.

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XENOPHON- November 15, 2011 at 7:45 pm
@Mike Russell
hahaha - no fellating here bro. But, thanks for clarifying Ben's efforts. Since the polls are generated by Potato's....Ill start answering them more often.
If Ben read this....the worst is:

"I'm not impressed with your performance."
It sounds like something a pansy would say when caught in the headlights like a deer.
Wasn't that GSP who spoke that?
Mike Russell- November 15, 2011 at 4:41 pm
Nobody pays for the polls whatsoever. Ben typically comes up with them on his own. He's a big boy that way.

And what's with you guys and your fascination with guys fellating other guys? You might want to do some soul searching.
Viva Hate- November 15, 2011 at 11:15 am
Your secret is safe but where do I send my resume?
XENOPHON- November 15, 2011 at 10:40 am
@Viva Love
Shush-up bro, if word gets out...that my numbers up, the web propaganda coordinator at Zuffa will re-assign me back the Sherdog portal.
I don't want to go back there, ok? Even worse they might send me to site out of Florida, that other portal operated by Captain Miserable.
If that happens, I wouldn't be able to fuck with all the dumb-fucks - like Drano.
XENOPHON- November 15, 2011 at 10:34 am
@Mike Russell
Now look who's talking conspiracy theories? LOL
Russell..why don't explain why, where, and who pays for the lame "Polls" like the one I quoted?
Don't tell me that stupid fucking CTO of yours thinks there cute. We all know that you fuckers will suck a prick if you can figure out how to get paid...
Don't be scared hommie, just speak up and talk.
Since you duck every other question....just explain why, where, and who pays for the lame "Polls" like the one I quoted?
Mike Russell- November 15, 2011 at 9:49 am
@WuTangClan. I'll pass on your offer, thanks. As far as the contests mentioned above go, I have nothing to do with them, which is why I didn't reply. If anyone didn't get his or her prize, the best thing to do is email
WuTangClan- November 15, 2011 at 8:32 am
I love how more than 1 person brings up not receiving prizes they won and douchebag Russell addresses a math error and some retard complaining about a worthless poll instead. Suck my dick please.
Viva Hate- November 15, 2011 at 7:11 am
I think Xeno is a plant by the UFC to get CP readers to question the integrity of CP, the problem, none of us believe CP has any integrity to begin with and that is why we love it.
itsgalf- November 15, 2011 at 7:08 am
The article reads "3:49", MRuss
Mike Russell- November 15, 2011 at 6:43 am
@Zescape: Seriously, bro? Let me break it down for you: 1:04 to 5:00 = 3:56 + 2:53 = 6:49

And Xenophon, you need to take off the tinfoil hat. Faking numerous cease and desist letters from Zuffa lawyers, our banning by the UFC and being yanked from the Toronto Fan Expo to cover up our tight relationship with the promotion would be a genius move. Unfortunately we're not that smart.
XENOPHON- November 15, 2011 at 5:16 am
Got a big question for Cage Potato?
How much does the UFC pay you to sponsor their secret sampling with these obvious polls?
Which overused MMA cliche should be retired?
"Don't be scared, homey."
"Business as usual."
"I'm not impressed with your performance."
"Don't let it go to the judges."
"Sometimes these things happen in MMA."
"Everything else is virtually identical."
Other (please tell us @CagePotatoMMA)

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Ps...Please learn how to spell "hommie", OK Managing Editor Goldstein and Senior Editor Russell - this mornings fucking "D-" for both of you.
J3t- November 15, 2011 at 2:23 am
If I won that expect it to be shipped back
DangadaDang- November 14, 2011 at 8:35 pm
If it makes you guys feel better CP totally stole my stapler.
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RwilsonR- November 14, 2011 at 4:47 pm
@ Viva - that's okay... I never received my movie tickets to Warrior from a fight picking win back in September. I'm sure the tickets are on their way, though. Now if I could only find a theater still playing Warrior.........
urMAMMAwannaTbagg- November 14, 2011 at 3:20 pm
Damn i should signed up for this comment stuff sooner. i didn't see anyway for cain's sensitive ass was gonna make it outta the 1st round.
FaH Q NL15- November 14, 2011 at 3:20 pm
A $2.99 prize? didnt you mofos just win some $60,000?? come on, at least throw in a 6 pack of PBR's or a t-shirt or somethin
Zescape- November 14, 2011 at 1:35 pm
2:53 of the 2nd round is 6:49 off from 1:04 of 1st round. Are you sure guys should be drinking while you judge these contests?
Viva Hate- November 14, 2011 at 12:54 pm
I never received my code fo Zombie Parkour Runner from the contest a few weeks ago, dang CP!