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UFC on FUEL TV: Weigh-In Results & Video

(Diego Sanchez is like the movie Inception: A dream inside of a nightmare inside two more dreams which are actually nightmares. Photos courtesy of

All fighters made weight at yesterday’s UFC on FUELTV weigh-ins, which seemed to sail by at a faster pace than normal. Maybe it was the lack of name power, or perhaps it was the absence of the usual drama and near brawls that we have become accustomed to over the past few weeks. In either case, it was a reserved, quiet evening for all participants involved. Except Diego Sanchez. He doesn’t do “reserved.”

Instead, we were treated to what appeared to be a night of MMA fighters mimicking the looks of pseudo-celebrities. Sean Loeffler came out posing as the singer from Crazy Town, making it rain on the audience like they were the 2 a.m. shift at Scores, and Jonathan Brookins stuck with the Geico Caveman look that has gotten him some fine honeys up to this point. But the most bizarre shift in appearance undoubtedly went to Dave Herman, who pulled off Neil Fallon TO PERFECTION.*

Dave Herman

UFC on FUELTV Weigh-In

(skip to 17:12 for the start, unless you REALLY want to hear Jay Glazer’s breakdown of the card, which starts at 10:00.) 

Main Card (on Fuel TV):
-Diego Sanchez (170) vs. Jake Ellenberger (170)
-Stefan Struve (256) vs. Dave Herman (234)
-Aaron Simpson (186) vs. Ronny Markes (185)
-Stipe Miocic (240) vs. Phil De Fries (241)
-T.J. Dillashaw (136) vs. Walel Watson (135)
-Ivan Menjivar (135) vs. John Albert (135)

Preliminary Bouts (on Facebook):
-Jonathan Brookins (145) vs. Vagner Rocha (145)
-Buddy Roberts (184) vs. Sean Loeffler (185)
-Anton Kuivanen (156) vs. Justin Salas (155)
-Tim Means (155) vs. Bernardo Magalhaes (155)

The prelims for the event are set to kick off tonight around 6:20 p.m. EST on Facebook, with the FUEL broadcast beginning at 8:00 p.m.

*To any, let’s call them “new” viewers of CP, I do not actually believe the fighters were trying to mimic these celebrities. That would be just silly. Glad I could clear that up.

-J. Jones 

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KeithHackneyWindmillPalmStrike- February 16, 2012 at 5:48 am
Yeahhhhh Clutch reference!!
Todd M- February 15, 2012 at 7:15 pm
I miss Fred's links and Xeno, FROWN.
The12ozCurls- February 15, 2012 at 2:49 pm
^^^^^^ After yesterday's ordeal - are we even allowed to say "OPIE" anymore?
smellypiratehooker- February 15, 2012 at 2:28 pm
I had Dave herman as opie from Sons of Anarchy
abenormal- February 15, 2012 at 2:11 pm
Herman needs to hurry up and finish that game of Jumanji.
The12ozCurls- February 15, 2012 at 2:11 pm
Phil De Fries looks like that Master Blaster dude after Mad Max knocks off his big metal helmet in Thunderdome. Just sayin.
Mister Toad- February 15, 2012 at 2:07 pm
Chandella isn't there because of the porn they found of her a few days ago. The UFC is currently "evaluating" her future with the company.
lenramone- February 15, 2012 at 1:53 pm
I get it... Clutch rawks.... and that dude is freakin' harry!
J. Spaceman- February 15, 2012 at 1:35 pm
@Danga or @J.Jones or @MaleRestroomSymbol or whatever the fuck you're calling yourself now. Did I miss something? How come you keep calling him Ed Herman?
ThePeoplesTroll- February 15, 2012 at 1:35 pm
so then herman got bitten by a warewolf or something?
Kid Clam Curtains- February 15, 2012 at 1:26 pm
I actually don't mind this card. Especially since its free. The Diego/Ellenberger fight alone is guaranteed to be better than the last UFC on Fox turd. I also want to see Stipe Miocic pummel this poor dude.
Jack Bauer- February 15, 2012 at 1:22 pm
It's funny that a TUF winner is on the prelims, while 2 TUF losers are on the main card.
HandsofGold- February 15, 2012 at 1:19 pm
This card is terrible
Kid Clam Curtains- February 15, 2012 at 1:12 pm
P2- February 15, 2012 at 1:12 pm
Arianny looks hungover.
Fletch the V Stretch- February 15, 2012 at 12:56 pm
So apparently Herman is on TRT as well? Good write up Danga. Only thing I can guarantee from tonight is Diego/Jake is FOTN. I would place money on that in Vegas if I lived there. I won't be able to watch. So someone remind me that site where you can see them. Thanks.
J. Jones- February 15, 2012 at 12:52 pm
@ Kid Clam
I was actually reminded of that scene from Malcolm in the Middle when the mom shaved the dad at the breakfast table.
Fried Taco- February 15, 2012 at 12:50 pm
I noticed that Chandella wasn't present. I guess that is because she has another job during the week. (In the good ole days, I would have made the word "job" a link to some page showing a horse pulling a carriage or something like that.)
BONGTAR- February 15, 2012 at 12:50 pm
Herman looks like one of Deepak Chopra's balls.
Kid Clam Curtains- February 15, 2012 at 12:46 pm
Dave Herman's back is hairier than Robin Williams' knuckles. He must usually do some serious body shaving/waxing because he usually has the body hair of a 12 year old.