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The UFC Is Selling Used Clothing, And Doing Surprisingly Well

(Mother’s Day is coming up, and the champ’s used shorts sure put flowers to shame.)

When I received an email from the UFC this morning alerting me that I had the opportunity to bid on some of Georges St. Pierre‘s old shorts, I was understandably giddy with excitement. Who wouldn’t want to own a pair of autographed, extremely tight shorts that have soaked up gallons of St. Pierre sweat by now? After all, you can’t really stalk someone without owning some of their clothes. Well maybe you could, but it just seems lazy.

The joke’s on us, though, because apparently they’re a pretty hot item. Seriously. The opening bid for these bad boys was $300. At the time of this writing, the bidding is up to $8,050. Do MMA fans really have that much spare cash lying around? If so, can they really not think of a better use for it? We’re supposed to be in a recession.

For those of you who aren’t big fans of GSP or who have a weird hang-up about buying another man’s spandex briefs, there are other items on the auction block. For instance, a pair of autographed gloves worn by Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira is currently going for $3,450. His shorts are a mere $3,050, though the bidding on all these items still has another five days before closing, so who knows where things could go from here.

Interestingly enough, the weirdest item for sale, a kilt worn by Marcus “The Irish Hand Grenade” Davis, is still stuck at the opening bid of $300. That’s a steal. Think of it this way, when people make fun of you for wearing a skirt, at least you’ll have a good/sad story to tell them about how you got it. If they still make fun of you, they’re not your friends anyway.


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would still fuck you up- May 4, 2008 at 11:01 pm
I wear a kilt, it's badass, and anyone who makes fun of me finds themselves on the nice end of an old fashioned curb stomp. Kilts rule, ignorant naive fucks who think they're tough get curb stomped :)
KTFO- May 3, 2008 at 4:29 am
Is this what happened to the other half of Tre Telligman's chest? I know the UFC struggled early on, but holy shit....
RWhit- May 2, 2008 at 10:18 pm
OK, so which one of you got rampage's unused high school vocab books?
t-bass- May 2, 2008 at 4:22 pm
If i could bid on kimbos cock i would.
Ajfromphilly- May 2, 2008 at 4:21 pm
Im bidding on Kimbo's wifes period blood clot, i here it makes stewed tamatoes taste that much better.
t-bass- May 2, 2008 at 11:50 am
Wow. You guys are so cool. Can I be an internet tough guy too?
KG- May 2, 2008 at 6:09 am
I hear Travis Lutter is bidding on Kalib Starne's virginity, he will pay up to $500 and will stop at nothing until he claims it
knightrida- May 2, 2008 at 12:15 am
"ive got $700 down on a bloody tampon used by Kalib Starnes himself

Fucking hilarious!!
turd puncher- May 1, 2008 at 11:32 pm
..then we barbequed it over a tire fire. It was a good Earth Day.
BIG CHRIS- May 1, 2008 at 10:47 pm
I've got $500 on the rotting carcase of the innocent baby seal Dana White beat to death with a hammer....
tim sylvia's pussy- May 1, 2008 at 10:33 pm
i found an even better deal on this used condom that was fished out of Shawn Sherk's ass
lolwut- May 1, 2008 at 10:31 pm
kimbos jockstrap would be worth so much i bet because he has so many nuthugging fans that they would outbid eachother so much.
tim sylvia's pussy- May 1, 2008 at 10:30 pm
ive got $700 down on a bloody tampon used by Kalib Starnes himself