(Actual slogan: "The One With The Deer On It.")
According to a recent press release, “Tequila CAZADORES will be featured nationally through Pay-Per-View broadcasts, digital and print media content as well as venue signage throughout the year. In addition, Tequila CAZADORES will host special adult consumer tastings, events, and promotions to support the Sponsorship.”
That’s right, UFC-related tequila tastings. Is it just me, or did it suddenly get dangerously awesome in here? And I do mean literally dangerous, because there are very few scenarios that begin with feeding tequila to testosterone-fueled young men and do not then move directly to chairs being thrown, shirts removed, faces punched, and property damaged. But hey, where I come from we just call that spirit.
Now begins the countdown to the moment we hear Joe Rogan say, “Talk us through the Tequila Cazadores replay.” It’s still better than Mickey’s Fine Malt Liquor. Oh, how far we’ve come.