c) It could also be that the entire rest of CBS viewers consisted of old people who fell asleep during the Murder She Wrote marathon or whatever they were airing before 9.

ROFL

Her muscles are harder than my wiener. Still try it just to say “I got a pro MMA fighter to submit!” Then sit crying in the shower like I was just violated.

The best thing about Cris ‘Cyborg’ is that she is married to that Mel Gibson look-alike Evangelista ‘Cyborg’ Santos.

I can’t wait to see the beautiful ‘Cyborg’ children that these two will produce!

Brad and Angelina…? Please.

Shilo Nouvelle ‘Cyborg’, anyone?

I ain’t juicing essae! Just because my cootchie cootchie cootchie tastes like the bottom of an ashtray and my clit is bigger than your head does not mean I am juicing. I did have my penis taking off. (Just like Edwin Dewees.)

Cmon….Was Cyborg tested for the “Juice”….

If she didn’t have elevated levels of Testostorone, than she had Jaw replacement surgery!

I still say Gina takes her once she’s in the clinch…Knee’s to the Temple all night long!

“Despite being available in over 17 million more homes [ed. note: I think they mean over 17 million less homes?],”

What that means is that despite CBS being shown in 17 million more homes that SpikeTV, SpikeTV still got better ratings.

Think about it.. How many TV sets in the boondocks have antenna’s attached that get CBS? Now how many people in those same boondocks have cable lines run to their homes so they can get SpikeTV? About 17 million people less.

I’d be happy to give her a roll too. You’d just have to not look squarely into her “Crying Game”-esque face else you’d think you were mounting Victor Argo.

I agree with BDiz competition is fine, I don’t need inter promotion bouts, but the buisness needs to grow, so it can only be for the better I figure.

as for cyborg hahahah that bitch is a fucking savage and I respect her for being a warrior, but no way would I ever touch that shit..unless I was drunk..which is often…shit.

elites last show just had no hype at all I believe that’s what killed it, decent show really. Didn’t see shit for it though haha

… made my penis soft.

I’m sorry but I dont get you closet queens pretending that you’d rather dip your dicks into that thing instead of Jake Shields ripped ass cheeks or even teabag Frank Triggs shiny head?

I’d think that most straight men’s penis would shrink back into their stomachs if she got naked and demanded to be satisfied.

I’m amazed that someone who works for an MMA site doesn’t realise that the UFC getting better ratings in the key demo for all tv stations is huge. 18-34 is the demo that all advertisers want and maybe instead of trying to play down this big success for Spike/UFC. You should do your job and show how important this victory was for Zuffa and how bad this makes Elite’s second show look.

That Cyborg chick is going to try and beat up my girlfriend Gina. I know Gina can handle her business but damn that bitch look scary. When you knock your opponent out twice you know theres no fucking around.

“He Hate Me” has nothing to do with Spike Lee. It is a tongue in cheek move comparing EliteXC to the XFL. “He Hate Me” was one of the more popular players in the XFL. Players were allowed to wear nicknames or sayings on the backs of the jerseys instead of last names if they wanted to and he wore “He Hate Me”.

I just want them all to get along. I want to have UFC, Afflication and a Pro Elite Sandwich. It is great competition and good for the fighters and fans. They all have there ups and downs, well no downs only ups.

I can see Zuffa wanting to have all the companies under one roof but will keep them seperate as the fighters get better and improve they will move to next show to make more money and to receive more ratings. UFC will be the baddest of the badasses, Afflication will badasses, Pro EliteXC will be the Great Fighters, WEC will be the fighters on a role, and IFL will be the intro where they will get the fighters with little expiriance trying to move up.

It can all make perfect sense and can be a nice ladder and allow room for every fighter. The goal will be to make it to the big show UFC to make the cashola of rockinrola type of doe.

Love the captions

maybe Dana should spend more time getting better heavyweights for his fights instead of hanging out in his office writing “zingers”.

i’d hit it

That is a great pic BTW. Just wondering if the junk is showing in the back since it is obviously tucked in.

Spike is smaller so CBS is obviously larger. I am sure that CBS had a higher rating overall as Ben stated. UFC has some great fighters and I am a fan, but I really hope that Elite and Affliction do very well so that bitch Dana can STFU. If you are only a UFC fan then you are not an MMA fan.

The 17 million more homes stat is correct. Since they are talking about percentages, the fact that the UFC rebroadcast was more available and STILL watched at a higher percentage is impressive.

a) Let’s never use that picture again. Deal? Kthnkxbye.

b) The reason that we might not have any other details on the CBS viewership is that only males 18-34 really matter, since they’re the ones spending all that money on beer and HDTVs.

c) It could also be that the entire rest of CBS viewership consisted of old people who fell asleep during the Murder She Wrote marathon or whatever they were airing before 9.