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‘UFC on Versus: Vera vs. Jones’ — Preliminary Card Results


(Sure, he lives in an RV and has creepy facial hair, but trust us, Clay’s a fantastic babysitter. Photo courtesy of MMA Junkie.)

Spoilers after the jump…


- Clay Guida def. Shannon Gugerty via submission (arm-triangle choke), 3:40 of round 2, and probably locks up the Sub of the Night bonus by default considering what’s happened so far and what’s about to come…

- Vladimir Matyushenko def. Eliot Marshall via split decision (30-27 x 2, 28-29)

- Darren Elkins def. Duane Ludwig via TKO (ankle injury), 0:44 of round 1

- John Howard def. Daniel Roberts via KO, 2:01 of round 1

- Brendan Schaub def. Chase Gormley via TKO, 0:47 of round 1

- Mike Pierce def. Julio Paulino via unanimous decision (30-27 x 3)

- Jason Brilz def. Eric Schafer via unanimous decision (29-28 x 3)

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Komodo- March 22, 2010 at 2:59 pm
Hey Vlad got it... fuckin' cool :)
Kimbos Bread- March 21, 2010 at 8:08 pm
Arm-triangle choke. So easy a caveman can do it.
Unabomberman- March 21, 2010 at 7:52 pm
Good god...TKO by bonesy ELBOW in the EYE!

Why, o why, MMA? Why did you have to be so monstrously beautiful?
MMA42- March 21, 2010 at 6:04 pm
Just plain awesome. You sir made my night even better
fatbellyfrank- March 21, 2010 at 5:43 pm
@ horror fighter, I see what you did there, very obscure reference, cool, lets hope he doesn't lose via crucifix!
Horror Fighter- March 21, 2010 at 5:39 pm
Guida is taking the Carpenter thing a little too far...
BuckWild- March 21, 2010 at 5:38 pm
What cable ch is the undercard on? or is it being televised ?
fatbellyfrank- March 21, 2010 at 5:36 pm
@TIH and Mattbeezy, agree totally, has Guida fucked up somewhere or lost his ability, I don't get it?
GrimJack- March 21, 2010 at 5:35 pm
any stream of this, I know it is on cable but I am broke ass
peanutbuttter- March 21, 2010 at 5:27 pm
I knew Ludwig was gonna lose, one way or another, cuz of how drained her looked at the weigh ins
DazedNConfused- March 21, 2010 at 5:11 pm
Marshall will lose. I hope. Or Vladimir might just want to hang up the towel.
Phattousai- March 21, 2010 at 4:59 pm
What happened to Bang?
Dizzylittlelord- March 21, 2010 at 4:56 pm
is that john howard with 5 in a row in the ufc
peanutbuttter- March 21, 2010 at 4:56 pm
Guida/Marshall and my fightpicker is right on target
DazedNConfused- March 21, 2010 at 4:52 pm
Schaub will get crushed once he faces some actual competition. Oh and John Howard kicks ass.
MattBeezy- March 21, 2010 at 4:49 pm
TIH, i second that.
The Irish Hammer- March 21, 2010 at 4:48 pm
Clay Guida on the undercard. Ridiculous.
MattBeezy- March 21, 2010 at 4:46 pm
Clay looks weird as fuck with facial hair
skeletor- March 21, 2010 at 4:18 pm
Who's this John Jones everybody is talking about?
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