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Uh, About Tito Ortiz’s New MMA Promotion…


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Tito Ortiz, to Trib Total Media: "I’m starting my own organization also with Strikeforce called Punishment Fighting Championship; not just as a promoter, I’ll be competing."

Strikeforce Director of Communications Mike Afromowitz, to MMA Fanhouse: "I don’t know anything about it."

Well, that settles that. Tito, you have fooled us for the last time. Just as E! banned Speidi, CagePotato will now enact a news ban on Tito Ortiz until he actually does something newsworthy. Seriously. Even if it’s the slowest of slow news days, and the only story going around is that Tito is "very close" to signing a deal with DREAM to participate in their "Super Douchebag Tournament," we won’t cover it until it actually happens. That’s our promise to you.

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ScrambledEggs- July 2, 2009 at 7:46 am
perma "Lol I seen Tito at autograph signing and the douchebag was telling all the marks that he was going to fight in affiliction on new years...lmao I was thinking to myself againest who Shamrock?"

Try getting spell check you dumb shit and Tito / Frank Shamrock II would be huge they'd sell over 18,000 tickets at the HP Pavilion for that, and if you were referring to Ken Shamrock he's suspended you dumb shit.
Perma- July 2, 2009 at 1:02 am
Lol I seen Tito at autograph signing and the douchebag was telling all the marks that he was going to fight in affiliction on new years...lmao I was thinking to myself againest who Shamrock?
everydayenemy- July 1, 2009 at 3:11 pm
The last person Tito destroyed was Jenna Jameson, have you seen her lately? WTF!
Fight Fan- July 1, 2009 at 2:56 pm
Let's see..need to be witty and funny. I know...I'll write:

"Thank you"
"+1 to Thank You"
"Well done"
"awesome"
"Hot damn"
"yay"

And talk shit to the guy who actually wrote something.

Do you guys just get a kick out of writing anything on the internet? Why would you bother with even typing that down?
831 Son- July 1, 2009 at 1:29 pm
Keep crying you little girl.
UFC fan- July 1, 2009 at 1:04 pm
Don't worry goog just cause those 2 douchebag faggots don't like your post doesn't mean it wasn't good, it just means they are stupid pricks with nothing better to do cause they have nothing relevant to share themselves.
I will get all their attention now so you can go about your business doing your thing and being cool about it, meanwhile the douchebags will target me next cause that is how they roll. 831 has a hard-on for me cause hes a salad tosser from cali.
Dubbayoo- July 1, 2009 at 12:11 pm
Tito's a "businessman".
Criminally Negligent- July 1, 2009 at 12:10 pm
Wait, wait, wait.... you didn't already have a news ban on him?
831 Son- July 1, 2009 at 12:07 pm
Thanks bro.
Goog- July 1, 2009 at 11:50 am
Maybe, but only compared to all the awesome stuff you write.
831 Son- July 1, 2009 at 11:48 am
You are an idiot goog. Your first post was so retarded.
Goog- July 1, 2009 at 11:27 am
@MyFightWiffaBigCock...

You're very brave. And funny. And insightful. With such a cool name. Please say some more. Thank God you're here. You're the best thing ever. Tito's lucky to have you. I'm glad your mom lets you use the internet so much.
GiveItALittleTappy- July 1, 2009 at 10:51 am
wow,who'd have guessed that someone with a nickname like Tito could be such a retard??
Koeikan- July 1, 2009 at 10:49 am
Yay!
PurplePickle- July 1, 2009 at 10:47 am
I wonder if Tito will let the fighters in his promotion wear t shirts calling him a bitch. Oh nevermind, there probably won't be any fighters or promotion.
RaginAsian- July 1, 2009 at 10:06 am
Punishment Fighting Championships? Really?

The man's creativity is astounding. Bet he surnames his first show "Banned". Or maybe "Dana White is a Bully." That one's got a ring to it.
cwr- July 1, 2009 at 9:47 am
One small step for CP quality control... One giant set back for Tito Ortiz publicity stunts.
MyFightWiffaCheeto- July 1, 2009 at 9:41 am
Does this mean I need to change my handle since it has to do with "he who shall not be named?"

Also, goog, go fuck yourself.
hows taste my pee pee- July 1, 2009 at 9:33 am
Ben, isn't it ironic that you wrote a story about not writing about Tito anymore...then we all take the time to agree with you...all while talking more about Tito? Oh well...good riddance Tito. Maybe he has a joint partnership with Bellator he'd like to announce.
Jesus Frijoles- July 1, 2009 at 9:31 am
New Flash..... Tito starts a new organization, the Big Ol Giant Head Fight Association. I agree CP, we should all just move on, nothin to see here.
mayhem- July 1, 2009 at 9:30 am
Hot Damn!!! Good stuff CP!
Jugger- July 1, 2009 at 9:07 am
No more articles whiffa Cheetoh? Yay!
El Famous Burrito- July 1, 2009 at 9:06 am
I just like the name of Strikeforce's Director of Communication: Mike Afromowitz.

If it was me, I'd just go by Mike 'Fro.
BuckWild- July 1, 2009 at 8:58 am
Behind the fall of every "great" man you can find a woman lurching near by.
cm40- July 1, 2009 at 8:50 am
Great way to start the day!
Thanks!
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