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The Ultimate Fighter 11.11 Recap: Sleep When You’re Dead


(The conclusion of the Tavares/McGee semi-final battle. Props: WWELegendKillerV1)

The two-hour last-actual-episode of TUF 11 begins with Tito Ortiz being whitewashed out of the production. Rich Franklin is slotted into the opening credits. His poster replaces Tito’s in the gym. Ace signs the bout agreement to fight Chuck Liddell. It’s almost as if Tito…never existed.
 
Rich was under the impression that he was just coming by to promote his fight with Chuck; he didn’t know Tito was completely off the show, and that he’d have to help Kris McCray train for his semi-final fight against Josh Bryant. Dana White calls up a few notables from the Xtreme Couture camp to help out as assistant coaches: Forrest Griffin, Gray Maynard, and Tyson Griffin. The guys help Kris with wrestling techniques, and Kris is surprised at how smooth the transition is.

It takes some getting used to for Chuck, though: "I go from fighting a guy I hate, to fighting one of the nicest guys in MMA." But when the time comes, he’ll be ready to rumble. 


The Court McGee/Brad Tavares matchup is very awkward for Team Liddell. Court McGee and Brad Tavares have to go from training partners to combatants, and their coaches have to work on game-plans for both of them.

The Minority Report, who have a reputation for loudness, are about to get their comeuppance. A pack of TUF guys roll up with airhorns and silly string one morning and assault their bedrooms. McCray takes it well, but Tavares and Yager are furious. Tavares is so mad at being woken up early that he drops a chess board off the second floor. Anyway, you’ll be seeing more of that kind of bullshit later.

The first semi-final fight will be Brad Tavares vs. Court McGee. Everyone gives the striking advantage to Tavares, and the wrestling/grappling edge to Court. Dana predicts Court will win. Court is three inches shorter, but has a two-inch ape-arm advantage…

Round 1: Court opens with a leg kick. Both swing and miss. Court with a leg kick and a teep. Leg kick Brad. Court tries a high kick. Court clinches, wraps up Brad’s body and takes him down, landing in half guard. Brad shrimps and establishes full guard. Brad works some rubber guard, kicks Court off of him and gets up. Brad lands the jab, and they brawl for a bit. Court tries to clinch but gets punched off. Leg kick Court. Court with a jab, followed by a clinch and some dirty boxing. Brad rolls out. Court with a high kick. Court throws an overhand right to set up another clinch. He picks Brad up and dumps him, but Brad pops back up. Court lands a huge elbow from a clinch. He tries for another takedown as the clock runs out. I score the round 10-9 for Court.

Round 2: Tavares sticks the jab. And again. He lands a stiff counter after taking a leg kick from Court. Brad seems to be waking up. Another jab. Court kicks to the body and leg. Leg kick Brad, and Court counters hard with a right. Court shoots and locks onto Brad’s body. Brad defends and escapes. They trade punches. Brad lands a jab and a leg kick. Court with a hook. Court shoots, Brad defends, a lands a hook on the way out. Leg kick Court, jab from Brad, and another leg kick from Court. Court catches a leg kick, bulls Brad into the cage, and the round ends. It’s closer than the first frame, but it’s probably another one for Court.

Round 3: Brad kicks Court in the junk after a wild punching exchange. It’s a dogfight when the action starts again. Both guys still have gas in the tank, and understand the stakes. Brad with a hook, Court returns a pair of leg kicks. Brad attacks with a hook and an uppercut. Court’s leg kicks have less pop on them now. Brad works some punches, and a body kick. Court clinches, then works some punches against the fence. Body kick Brad. Court lands a right and Brad stumbles. Court locks on and Brad lands a hard knee in the clinch, and Court looks stunned, but he quickly collects himself. Brad tries a footstomp. Now Brad gets kicked in the nuts. He takes a breath and comes back to trade with Court. Court with a leg kick and straight punch. Court rushes forward with strikes, but kicks Brad in the balls again, and is warned by Josh Rosenthal. Court rocks Brad with a punch in a firefight, then slams him, and sets up a rear-naked choke. He sinks it, and puts Brad to sleep. Talk about finishing strong. Both guys fought like warriors, but Court is iron-clad, tough as nails, and he earned his shot to the finals like a son of a bitch.

Dana White brings by some Marines to hang out at the TUF gym. They show the fighters their group pushups and weapon disarmament techniques, and hold some pugil-stick matches. In return, the TUF guys teach the Marines some grappling. Later, the TUF house hosts a barbecue for the Marines. Kris comes from a military family, and was in the Army reserves, so he feels a special bond with these guys. 

Kris has fought five times in six weeks. Who knows how his body is feeling right now, but he looks remarkably well-preserved. Rich and Gray teach him some tricks to conserve his energy so he won’t gas again. Rich is confident that he’ll beat Bryant this time.

Yager and Tavares want revenge for the earlier assault by their housemates. Yager steals a bunch of their shoes and hides them. Tavares throws beans and rice at Hammortree, who is sunbathing outside. A bag of flour is also thrown, possibly by Yager through he denies it later. Hammortree is furious, takes a trash bin and empties it in Yager’s room. Yager takes more food and scatters it in Hammortree’s room. There’s a standoff, some macho posturing. "His bark’s a lot bigger than his bite, as he showed in his fight," Hammortree says.

Uscola gets it into with Yager, and calls him a quitter. They jaw at each other for a bit. Uscola challenges Yager to fisticuffs outside, and waits in the backyard. Yager doesn’t follow. "Another fight he didn’t show up for," Uscola says. "He has a problem answering that bell, doesn’t he?" Uscola, Hammortree, and McKinney all want to fight Yager in the finale. But none of them will get their wish, as Yager will actually be fighting our boy Rich Attonito. Nice!

Time for semi-final #2: Kris McCray vs. Josh Bryant.

Round 1: They hug it out in the middle of the Octagon. Josh catches Kris with a hook, and Kris tumbles to the mat. He bounces up, clinches and takes Josh down. Josh tries to get up, but Kris slams him. Josh gets up again, and Kris pushes him against the fence. Another takedown. Josh gets up again. Kris with a knee to the body, and they separate. Josh jabs, Kris returns a body kick. Kris with punches and a body kick. Leg kick Josh. Kris jabs, they clinch, and Josh pushes him off. Kris lands a jab and a nice uppercut. They clinch, Josh gets out. Knees from Kris in another clinch. Bryant lands a hard hook and an uppercut. Kris throws a looping right as the horn sounds. The early takedowns might have secured the round for Kris, who is already sucking air.

Round 2: Overhand right from Kris, and a clinch. Josh defends. Kris punches to head and body, Josh gives it right back, and they clinch again. Josh works out and grabs onto Kris’s leg. Knee to the body from Kris. And again. Josh gives it back. Mazzagtti breaks ‘em. They trade punches, clinch, and Josh nearly gets Kris down. Kris circles out of the clinch. Josh jabs. They clinch and exchange knees and dirty boxing. Josh grabs onto a leg but can’t convert. He lands some punches to the body, and Kris returns a knee. Josh punches out of th clinch. Kris tries for a takedown but it’s stuffed. Josh rushes in to clinch and ends the round pressing Kris into the fence. It’s a close round; Rich tells Kris to stay off the fence and win the third frame, or he’ll lose the fight.

Round 3: Jabs from both sides. Kris with a knee to the body. Leg kick Josh. Kris lands two jabs, and Josh returns. Kris grabs on and pushes Josh into the fence, but Josh escapes. Josh lands a left hook. Kris fires back with uppercuts. Josh misses flying knee and Kris tries to take him down, but Bryant is soon out of his clutches. Josh snaps Kris’s head back with an uppercut. Kris attacks with an uppercut and jab. They brawl, with both guys landing. A knee from Kris. Josh is now as gassed as Kris. They trade knees in a clinch. Both guys land punches. Kris clinches, walks Josh over to the fence, and takes his back standing. Josh escapes and lands a punch, then another one, harder this time. Both guys swing at each other with dead arms. Kris grabs onto Josh’s leg. Josh drives an elbow into Kris’s body as the fight ends. Another ballsy performance for both sides.

The scores are 30-27, 29-28, and 30-27 — all for Kris McCray, who will join Court McGee in the finals. Interesting. Every round was close, but I figured Josh would have gotten the nod from at least one judge. 30-27 suggests "rout," and it definitely wasn’t that. Anyway, Bryant has a future at welterweight.

Even more interesting: Court and Kris have made it to the finals after losing previous fights in the house, which is unprecedented. Kris’s five TUF fights in six weeks sets a record that will hopefully never be broken. Rich Franklin ends the season undefeated. Dana predicts a sick fight for the finals. I predict a rather slow grind that will still be impressive due to the sheer willpower of these two men. Next week: the outtakes show, for those of you who can’t get enough of Yager’s trash talk.

(BG)

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Charming Charlie- June 12, 2010 at 11:25 am
Did anyone else note the bookcase wallpaper on the walls during the arguments? I like that a house of fighters, instead of having a case filled with books, has wallpaper that looks like a case filled with books. It's like a tuxedo tee.
ghostboner- June 10, 2010 at 3:21 pm
Well well well. Now all of a sudden all y'alls are joining me here on Court's nutsack eh? Well I was here first so be polite and don't crowd. There is plenty of room for everyone.
stopdrinkingpee- June 10, 2010 at 3:08 pm
Where do you get your "bag of flour is also thrown, possibly by Yager through he denies it later"?

First of all, you meant though, not through. But it's on the fucking show, clear as day, that Yager threw the flour. Tavares says Yager threw the flour. We see Yager throw the flour. Yager threw the flour and lied about it, period.

I liked that during his arguments with Hammortree, Uscola, and McKinney, Yager's only real insult was to separately call each of them a bitch. Who knew that the guy who wouldn't answer the bell for the third round was the only guy in the house who's not a bitch? Yeah, right.
LET IT RAIN- June 10, 2010 at 12:52 pm
i thought Brad looked crisper than this article is giving credit for. His hand speed and left jab looked good. In fact, I had him winning round two and three until the choke, which came right after two nut checks. I thought Court looked like a sloppy mess after round one as Brad was stuffing his takedowns and landing more punches. Court's flurries were all over the place like he was using the force. I got Kris winning the finale if he sticks to the training he received in the last show. Were you drunk typing this article BG?

How can anyone say this will be the worst TUF champ. Did you not see the amazing backflip that Kris did after winning his fight to get into the house, or the gnarly one handed cartwheel that Court did upon pulling away with a "W" over Brad. who does a fucking cartwheel after a fight? I say Kris submits Court via backflip into flying backwards triangle choke. you heard it hear first.
Zenom- June 10, 2010 at 11:12 am
Anyone else hear Jamie Yager screaming "Don't quit" , "Don't give up!", "Man Up" during the fights? Out of everyone in the house, he should have just sat there and kept his mouth shut after he didn't "Man Up".

Kris McCray can take a punch and he is looking better each fight, but still gotta give the finale to Court McGee. I would love to see Jamie Yager and Kacey go at it in the finale as well. Would be a great fight to see Yager get his ass kicked.

EDIT: Just saw Rich Attonito is fighting Jamie Yager in the finale. Go Go Rich.
justscrappin- June 10, 2010 at 10:50 am
Yeah your right....Hackleman and Cross could be brothers. John's the tough older jock brother, and Dave is the artsy smart-assed younger brother. Is there a sitcom brewing?
Organ Donor- June 10, 2010 at 10:42 am
Tavares didn't take enough time to recover from the second balls kick. He was probably going to lose a decision anyway, so I can't say it lost him the fight, but I doubt he would have been finished like that if he had taken more time. You gotta put that warrior mentality on the shelf when letting the boys recover. Hopefully a lesson well learned.
Get Off Me- June 10, 2010 at 10:35 am
@bigashs2
I heard Chuck goes through a 48hr mini camp prior to watching any fight cageside.
They should definately put a split screen or a small screen in screen during the fights.

@J-Dog
Lee Arenberg as Mike Moffit in Seinfeld, hands down winner of Hackleman look a like contest.
Lex Talionis- June 10, 2010 at 10:28 am
@ J-Dog

I couldn't agree more.
bigashs2- June 10, 2010 at 9:33 am
Another great episode for Liddell fight watching convulsions... For certain fights, I'd rather watch Chuck bob and weave like he's being electrocuted, than the actual fight.
J-Dog- June 10, 2010 at 8:26 am
Does anyone else think that John Hackleman looks like a beefed-up version of comedian David Cross??? It's uncanny.
ReX13- June 10, 2010 at 7:56 am
Pages up in the Fighter Wiki for McDaddy and DaddyMc.
Almost North- June 10, 2010 at 7:33 am
I think they will both do better than Amir and Mac in the long run.

Kris has a ton of potential if he can get his training in order. Wrestling and subs can get you a long way on the undercard so he should have some time to improve.

As for Court that guy is just plain tough as nails, and that is something that is far underrated these days. Not to mention he seems to get better from fight to fight and even as the fight goes on.
Paladin114- June 10, 2010 at 7:32 am
Pure Savage!!

I think by now Kris has so thoroughly proven his toughness that, so long as he doesn't fold like a lawn chair, Dana White would be a fool not to bring him aboard. Five fights in six weeks is brutal. I'm worried that, by the time he shows up for the final, he'll be more used up than Lindsay Lohan after a week in Vegas.
Bare Grappler- June 10, 2010 at 7:26 am
I love the show and cannot wait for next season, but this fight will be for "Worst TUF Champion". So far, Mac Danzig and Amir Sadollah have been the worst champs and those guys aren't bad. I don't see either Kris or Court being able to do anything in the UFC.

But to all you TUF haters, please shut up. I like the show. Don't watch it if you don't like it.
C-Bus Allstar- June 10, 2010 at 7:07 am
Court via TKO, 2:31 Second Round.
Almost North- June 10, 2010 at 6:35 am
Rich and Yager will be the best fight between any two guys from this show. Dudes run around like crackrabbits. I've been dogging Kris for awhile, but watching this episode I'm starting to think he really was over-training. Here is to McCray having his mouth shut past the first minute mark of the second round in the finale if the fight goes that far. You ow us an exciting fight for once.
Stak40- June 10, 2010 at 6:29 am
I think Court is going to work Kris!
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