TUF 9.4: Nick Osipczak KOs Mark Miller – Watch more Funny Videos
(Nick Osipczak puts Team U.K. on the board with his head-kick knockout of Mark Miller. Cheerio, bitches.)
In the battle of personal property defacement, Team U.S. is routing the Brits by a score of 2-0 — if only they could be that dominant in the Octagon. Last night’s episode of TUF 9 featured the show’s first quarterfinal match, with well-rounded beanpole Nick Osipczak drawing first blood for Team U.K., thanks to a highlight-reel knockout of the much scarier-looking Mark Miller.
The episode opened with the coaches introducing us to their assistants. Michael Bisping has flown in his own trainers at Wolfslair — Mario "Sucata" Neto (wrestling/submissions) and Dave Jackson (striking) — who will now be acting as his helpers. Dan Henderson is rolling a little deeper with Heath Sims (wrestling), Cyrille Diabate (Muay Thai), Ricardo Feliciano (jiu-jitsu), and Gustavo Pugliese (boxing).
Team U.S. is at a disadvantage because they just had to go through their elimination fights; Team U.K.’s took place two weeks prior. Hendo chooses the relatively unscathed welterweight Mark Miller to represent the Americans first against Nick Osipczak, who didn’t look like much in his elimination match against Tommy Maguire. "One to us," Bisping says of the pick.
Bisping and his coaches watch tape of Miller’s fight with Kevin Knabjian and pick apart the American’s weaknesses: He predictably throws sets of three jabs, drops his hands when he kicks, backs off when pressured, has a suspect chin, never throws knees, and generally seems like a one-dimensional striker. Bisping tries to mimic Miller’s style in a sparring session with Nick. We learn that Nick. was one of Bisping’s southpaw training partners for his fight against Chris Leben. But Nick is ambidextrous and decides he’ll switch to orthodox stance for the Miller fight, because he fought lefty against Maguire.
By contrast, Miller doesn’t formulate much of a game-plan. (In a moment that will haunt all of them later, Diabate tells Miller that Osipczak isn’t much of a kicker.) Still, Dana White predicts that Miller will win the match, and Jason Pierce calls Miller "the toughest guy on our team by far." Another thing about Miller: His nickname is "Meat Missle." Basically, he was having breakfast with his grandmother, she asked what his fight nickname was, and he told her "the meat missile" as a joke. (Ed. note: You’re gonna say that shit to your grandma, bro? Gross.) The name stuck.
So, the pranks begin. Items left in common areas are fair game, though the guys are still sticking to the "no bodily fluids" rule. Demarques Johnson finds Dave Faulkner’s Team UK shirt, writes a tally on it ("Team USA: 1, Team UK: 0") and leaves a ransom note on the front door. Haw haw, big laffs. Later, Ross Pearson‘s wrestling shoes are nicked, and an updated tally is written on them, along with limey-specific taunts like "cheerio, bitches."
Ross is pissed, demanding to know "who wrote on me boots." The prank aggravates Bisping, who advises his team to rise above the childish bullshit. "Too much spotted dick for Bisping," Frank Lester says, in the most annoying fake British accent ever.
But wait: There’s a late change to Nick’s gameplan. After doing further research on YouTube, Bisping and Jackson say that Nick’s best bet is to take Miller down because he’s got no ground game.
It’s fight time. In an eerie, kind of depressing moment, we see Charles "Mask" Lewis finding a seat in the background.
Round 1: Osipczak goes for the takedown right away after a clinch, and gets on top, in Miller’s guard. Miller goes for armlock, but loses it. Osipczak moves to half-guard, but Miller slips out when Osipczak tries to trainsition to mount. Miller gets up, then scrambles back into Osipczak’s guard. Osipczak reverses, they get up and exchange knees in a clinch. Miller lands some punches, and throws Osipczak to the mat, but Osipczak finds his way on top. Miller gets up and Osipczak lands some punches, then a knee in the clinch. Then it’s Miller’s turn to land some heavy blows, and Osipczak shoots to stop the abuse, taking Miller to the ground. After some weak GNP, Miller kicks him off and Osipczak grabs a guillotine and falls backward with it. Miller goes to tap, Herb Dean doesn’t see it, Miller thinks better of it. Miller lands an elbow and some punches from the top. Osipczak slips out, upkicks Miller, and scores a takedown at bell.
Round 2: Both fighters look worn out. Bisping yells at Osipczak to keep his hands up, as Miller lands punches and a knee. Osipczak gets a takedown, but Miller has his neck in a guillotine attempts. Osipczak slips out and fires some knees into Miller’s ribs. Miller tries the choke again, Osipczak slips out again and gets mount, but Miller tenaciously pursues the guillotine. Osipczak lands some punches to Miller’s body. Miller rolls him, losing the choke, and spends some time laying on top. Miller sneaks in elbows from the bottom and tries for a triangle choke. After a few more elbows from Osipczak, Herb stands ‘em up for the last minute of the fight. And Osipczak immediately shuts down Miller with a head-kick knockout.
"Look low, kick high, oldest trick in the book," Osipczak says afterwards. Miller barfs into a bucket. Solid episode.
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Comments
Thu, 04/23/09 - 06:34
Nice headkick... glad those egomaniacal Americans lost.
Thu, 04/23/09 - 06:36
yeah bitches
Thu, 04/23/09 - 06:38
Brit was the more well rounded fighter, grats to him. I'm sure Lawson and the foot-lock-wizard will do well in their fights as well, assuming foot-lock-wizard doesn't crack :o
Thu, 04/23/09 - 06:41
go brits
Thu, 04/23/09 - 06:45
wow, you Americans act like a bunch of friggin idiots. No wonder the great USA is seen as a joke around the world. These guys are given a once in a lifetime opportunity and they act like a bunch of fools. Go UK!!
Thu, 04/23/09 - 06:52
hey bob you really can't judge our country by it's reality television stars
Thu, 04/23/09 - 06:53
Your right last night the UK took it to the USA and watching the episodes they look to be hungrier in every aspect. I am American but do not mind cheering for the Brits when they are outworking the Americans and not being a**holes at the house. Bisping wears me out but that is part of the fight game for some... That is just what I see on the show. Who knows what the reality of the house is? I haven't been there. Lets see if this woke up the Americans!!!
Thu, 04/23/09 - 07:03
Solid ep for sure. The Brits just look so much more focused on all aspects. Hendo looks like his suffering from Post-traumatic stress disorder or something sometimes I look at the guy and I'm thinking no one is home.
Thu, 04/23/09 - 07:05
Not trolling, but is this season compelling and interesting TV/fighting? By force of habit, I usually don't tune into TUF thanks to the past few seasons (Except for the finals, of course)
Thu, 04/23/09 - 07:14
Do you red coats wanna have another war?!?!?
Thu, 04/23/09 - 07:20
@Red, white and blue: The battle of the internet posters?
Thu, 04/23/09 - 07:27
when i watched episode 3 they all sat down and said lets just respect everyones stuff i got the impresion that the yanks were ok apart from browning but the same american that said that is acting like a fucking nob rash and his bot boy carnt wait to c there face when they see there team mate get battered. UK 1 USA 0 CAN YA FEEL IT HA CAN YA FEEL IT WERE NOT IMPRESED BY YR PERFORMANCE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA am just bustin yr balls
Thu, 04/23/09 - 07:35
I didn't mean to post twice Ben, I just thought it was an interesting comment from that video.
Thu, 04/23/09 - 07:38
thats if you wanna end up like those fucks in boston.
Thu, 04/23/09 - 07:41
I caught the Mask sighting too...so weird to see someone who died between the taping and airing of an episode.
Thu, 04/23/09 - 08:01
That Demarques kid is really starting to wear on me. It seems that he's the leader of the USA team rather than Henderson, but all he can do is talk. Sure, his first fight looked quite devastating, but it was an extremely late stoppage. I am personally looking forward to seeing someone "smash his face in" (to quote Ross Pointon, season 3).
Thu, 04/23/09 - 08:03
"Hendo chooses the relatively unscathed welterweight Mark Miller to represent the Americans first " WTF?!?! Didn't Mark Miller just go through a war and almost get KO'd by his training partner 4 days earlier? He didnt go out but that hit he took must have left him a lil concust!! There were other guys that took way less damage... Hendo is proving that he IS the retard inbred bumbkin boy that he looks!
Thu, 04/23/09 - 08:05
i live in salt lake and have trained with and know Demarques Johnson. He's a lot cooler in person if you know him, but he has been kind of a wank on the show. He is team US best fighter for sure, but we'll see how it goes down. By the way, how can anyone not love Bisping? He's the fuckin man. He's been my favorite fighter since season 3 started. Huge egos tend to always get the better of people, it would seem.
Thu, 04/23/09 - 08:13
That has to be the slowest headkick in UFC history.
Thu, 04/23/09 - 08:13
Must be the adrenaline dump. Both those guys looked gassed after one round. Neither one of them had a ground game at all. For a guy with alleged heavy hands, Miller's flush chin shots couldn't take the dude out. Very unimpressive even by week one TUF standards.
Thu, 04/23/09 - 08:18
Bisping is a great coach and a cool fuckin' guy. I hope team UK sweeps this shit and totally shuts down (and shuts up) these cocky American douchetards...except Jason Dent, he's cool. Frank Lester and Demarques Johnson are completely intolerable. I am American, by the way.
Thu, 04/23/09 - 08:21
Also, Mark Miller demonstrates the new technique of ground'n'be pounded.
Thu, 04/23/09 - 08:30
guys, Just saw the flyer for the auburn fight night with the guy with no arms and legs, guess who is on front center big as shit? Junie Browning. Didn't say he was fighting, just said special guest: MMA Bad boy Junie Browning. They had a pic in the left of Kyle Maynard. I guess the freak show in now complete. Maybe Junie is fighting the guy so he can Finally get a win.
Thu, 04/23/09 - 08:31
hendo has two english grandparents
Thu, 04/23/09 - 08:32
Good show. The two guys did look gassed, but that's no reason to drop one's hands. Maybe Miller's fakeout did work, and that's why US dropped his hands for a second, but hey, at least he drove this lesson home. Some lessons you learn in the gym, some you learn in the cage...
Thu, 04/23/09 - 08:44
Caps are you really saying something interesting this time man who would have thunk it...
Thu, 04/23/09 - 08:49
Forgot to lock your caps that time douche.... You guys realize that Hendo is gonna smash Bisping right? The best thing that ever came out of England was some asshole who decided to drive a limo drunk while transporting "royalty". Cheerio, bitches.
Thu, 04/23/09 - 08:51
I admit that I'm coming to the cagepotato more often just to read the comments and see everyone pull CAP LOCKS HAL's train.. oops, slip, I meant pull his chain.
Thu, 04/23/09 - 08:56
did you guys see kid yamamoto
Thu, 04/23/09 - 09:01
I enjoy watching Bisping show WHAT DICK he is..... now that's how a real coach should act, i'm waiting for Bisping to pull out the ole' "SCOREBOARD" chant any episode now, any day. It's like his brain stayed back in 6th grade and his body moved on, sad.
Thu, 04/23/09 - 09:14
Its sad that the Brits are winning me over by being down to earth hard workers without the cocky (or should I say Cockney) attitude. I like DeMarques Johnson and think he will be a show in his fights, but he is focusing to much on his camera persona. Dan Henderson made a huge mistake to put a marginal striker and his shortest guy against their tallest guy. I think Ritchie would have won that fight had he been chosen. The fact that we won the Revolutionary War has nothing to do with 21st century MMA fighters. The Brits and Bisping look more strategic and focused. I have a bad feeling the Americans are going to continue to embarress us throughout the season and then to ice the cake Bisping is going to beat up on Hendo.
Thu, 04/23/09 - 09:15
Anyone notice Kid Yammamoto sitting next to Dana?
Thu, 04/23/09 - 09:21
so funny takin piss outa the death of a princess you maggot dick bastard just shows how bitter you are that yr boy got ktfo hahahahaha your just like the yank fags on tuf talk shit get bit
Thu, 04/23/09 - 09:35
And cockneys are londeners and britain is england wales southern ireland and scotland just so you know and Bisping is a northerner like me.
Thu, 04/23/09 - 09:44
Go move back to wankville with your dad. I'm glad the uk won something......they sure as hell haven't won any wars without any american help. You cocksuckers would be speaking german without americans, choke on that ya fuckin puss bag.
Thu, 04/23/09 - 09:46
I am American but I like the Brits, at least on this show. The American, or these Americans are not a good representation of our country. Damn why do we act like idiots when we have a camera in front of us?
Thu, 04/23/09 - 09:47
And brush your teeth for fuck sakes. Cavemen had better dental hygiene
Thu, 04/23/09 - 09:50
@mantooth-That is as unAmerican a statement as I have ever heard. I'd take a thousand Junie Brownings over any of these Wank Brit posers.
Thu, 04/23/09 - 10:06
I'm a fan of team UK but I'm American. I was at UFC 97 in the nose bleeds and I was wearing a British soccer jacket. Some extremely bright chick asked me if I was a coach for the UK team. I said "yah im a coach on the ultimate fighter and I have to sit in the nose bleeds with you." And then during Kongo vs. Hardonk she and her BF asked if Kongo was the main event.
Thu, 04/23/09 - 10:24
@Anonymous-Tell another lie, we'll believe you....If you're gonna tell one, tell us that you had sex with Jessica Alba or that your brother went to school with Jessica Simpson and he has carnal knowledge of her. What a fuckin dweeb.
Thu, 04/23/09 - 10:24
The reason the brits will win is that Americans have already filled up umpteen seasons worth of this crap. Dana stacked the deck here so he'd have some marketable fighters for his lucrative British promotions. you really think any of these hacks could make it in even regional shows in the states? Foot lock guy would get destroyed in any small show coast to coast!
Thu, 04/23/09 - 10:31
ILL ADMIT IT....I DO CAPS LOCK FOR DICKS
Thu, 04/23/09 - 10:33
no dickless you speak our language and you only joined the war when we had z germans on thier backs you fucking toss peice what about viet nam when you got assholed by a bunch of peasants lol you fucking penis.Do you no that britain is as big as california and massive americas only join the war because you was shiting yr pants because you were next.You speak our fucking language we started off yr delta force by training yr soldiers. We fight and die in afghan and iraq for yr phoney fuckin cause we wrote yr national anthem we taught you how to take a shit yr women are gagging to fuck us how long you got dick head. British people are real most yanks are fake ass look at me i am so cool go get yr teeth whitened again you lady boy and dont forget yr face mask.Be a man come to england with yr bad teeth jokes and you wont hav to worry about buying toothpaste again tell yr fat mum to get them jenny warts sorted out too the fat ransid bastard you might wanna watch that clip again that brit poser just kod yr man spaztic
Thu, 04/23/09 - 10:40
What's this WE shit? did you fight any of those fuckin wars you loser fag wank piece of shit? Get the spotted dick out of your mouth and speak real english instead of like you're texting your goddamn 12 yr old boyfriend to come over and toss your british salad. Our women are gagging to fuck you? They're gagging because you're trying to fuck them, correct. +1 for you. The thought of putting their tongue in a brits mouth with more butter on their teeth than a fuckin Country Crock factory is sickening, can you blame them? I'll come to england and say all the bad teeth and fuck the queen jokes I want to and there's not a goddamn thing your pussy ass will do about it other than start crying when I knock your "mum" up and give you a baby brother. Leave the MMA to the real men and stick to your fucking kiddie porn and "football". Oh, and Manchester United sucks. Fuck them too. +1000
Thu, 04/23/09 - 11:03
Don't understand how anyone can think Bisping is a "cool guy". Dude is an ubelievable douchebag.
Thu, 04/23/09 - 11:11
1. Why did Hendo pick Miller to fight with the short layoff for the US when he had probably the toughest battle to get into the house? 2. Back to Miller, I'm calling bullshit on the "meat missle" nickname coming out of a fun breakfast with grandma, more likely it originated by him trying to "impress" some broad he was trying to fuck by lying to her about his sexual and combative prowess.
Thu, 04/23/09 - 11:19
I'm really surprised that more people aren't talking about the fact that Kid Yamamoto was sitting next Dana. Hopefully this is a sign that he's finally going to come to America and fight Urijah.
Thu, 04/23/09 - 11:22
defending my man Cap Lock Ah: didnt americans win the war in 1776? SIT DOWNNNNNNNN england cant do shit in the world without america taking the first step and then you bitches follow like pansies. SIT DOWNNNNNNNN FTL = England bad food, bad weather, bad everything.
Thu, 04/23/09 - 11:25
england is next in line in being homos like the french.
Thu, 04/23/09 - 11:28
@2 Things- agreed on the meat missle nickname. Definately a "self given" nickname while he's trying to nail some chick. @weatherman- Thanks pal.
Thu, 04/23/09 - 11:36
I agree, Hendo looks like he's nearing 40 and has made a long career out of fighting, and it shows. He looks like someone took the jam out of his donut.
Thu, 04/23/09 - 11:37
Wow, sounds like someone woke up to find a massive turd in his cork flakes. All I'm hearing is blah, blah, blah, I’m the retard caps lock. Lets review: - bad hygiene in the UK? Did you make that one up yourself you predictable inbred half-whit? Besides, have you ever been to 40 of your land-locked states or watched Jerry Springer? OK, moving on. - Mocking the death of Diana, oh yeah, that’s real classy, smart and original. Yawn. Are you going to start with Mask next. Dick. - The whole WWI and WWII stuff, OK, the Americans came over...just a few years too late. But feel free to act like you saved the world and everyone should suck your steroid shrunk dick. And do you really think that’s anything that hasn’t been said 8,967,423,567 times already. Yawn. - The accent works, don’t get bitter. (or should I say something you’d understand, like…the accent works, ask your sister) - Yes, Manchester Utd do suck, I'm a Londoner (living in US) and I hate the dirty northern bastards too! So your point there was….? - Oh, a mum joke, didn’t see that one coming!! - it probably would take a thousand Junie Brownings to beat any of the Brits on the show - being ashamed of the idiot Americans on the show is not unpatriotic, it's actually very patriotic. Whoever made that statement clearly cares a lot more about his country and what the world thinks about the poeple in it that you or any of the idiots on the show. But I'll respond to this one for you..."yeah, we could bomb the shit out of you mofo's...blah blah blah...who cares what anyone else thinks I/USA rule and you drool...blah blah blah" So to recap...you're a complete douche-bag who like’s to talk shit and clearly has some anger issues. Oh, and you really need to get some fresh and original material if you wish to stay relevant. This is where you respond with some xenophobic idiocy (you can look that work up online), some jokes about my mum/sister/dad/granny/all of the family, some pathetic online threat (which is akin to threatening your keyboard numb-nuts), stroke yourself about the dominance of Team America World Police (how is that debt being held by China these days?), and beat your chest in some other wanna be tough guy way. I look forward to your reply so you can get the online beat-down you clearly have received many a time in your pathetic existence. Love and kisses.
Thu, 04/23/09 - 11:38
maybe all those years of hitting the bong are gettting to Hendo...time to hang 'em up sadly.
Thu, 04/23/09 - 11:47
i dont even like man united i hav been to iraq and i have shagged yank girls in three different states but i had to kick fuck outa one yank upset boyfriend it truly was like taking candy from a baby. And who said anything about them putting their tongue in my mouth when she got a mouth full of my english cock you silly little cunt hahahaha you carnt knock a kipper off a wet plate mate at least you dont have to worry about me stealing your bird i carnt speak pakistani and am not in to men. And you should go to a football game see the real meaning of real fighting no rules instead of that rub yr self in baby oil and rub each others balls wwe wank WEAK AS PISS LIKE YOUR BEER.
Thu, 04/23/09 - 11:50
It took you that long to come up with that pitiful excuse of a comeback? Pathetic. Just like your country. Your army. Your 13th century fucking government. Your 1000 BC Hygiene. Your 1000 yr old fucking queen. What are they pumping in the water over there in London? Must be estrogen. Go slide your fuckin tampon in and come back when you have some skills boy. If you spent as much time following world events as you did beating off into a tube sock to a picture of Bisping, you wouldn't be so confused. Welcome to the United States. Greatest country in the world. If the United Kingdom of Pussies is so great, why'd you tote your lame ass over here anyway? It's ridiculous to make threats over the internet, especially when I'm talking to a wank pussy like you anyhow.
Thu, 04/23/09 - 11:55
Mouth full of your english cock? You need to leave the toddlers alone man. That's the only mouth you could fill up with your miniature excuse for a penis, mate. By upset boyfriend, you meant the 11 yr old's dad who beat the shit out of you right? I had to decipher through the wank-phonics to get to the truth there. I've been to several football games. In the states we play real football, where motherfuckers get paralyzed and shit. Not kicking around a goddamn black and white volleyball like a bunch of spicks. Knock a kipper off a wet plate? Are you human? Three words son. Stop. Drinking. Cum. It's obviously melting your brain.
Thu, 04/23/09 - 12:06
puhahahahahahahahaha Caps lock Lah 1 - noob ass brits 0. and for the record.. america decided to join WWII cuz it looked like you brits were having a tough time taking care of zzz germans alone.. and they owned everyone esle in europe until us americans came along... ehhhhhhhh.. also the US of GREAT A~ kick the japs alone. so cram it buster douglas. go get some fish and chips you hoe bag
Thu, 04/23/09 - 12:16
"It's ridiculous to make threats over the internet, especially when I'm talking to a wank pussy like you anyhow." Please refrain from using language you dont understand in the wrong context. Or contradicting yourself with your constant online verbal assaults. Maybe Jason Miller should pay you a visit? Came here on a full scholarship to attend University, stayed to take the high paying job of an American. The ladies where an added bonus - remember, the accent works. Travelling the world is an eye opening experience, you should try it sometime; there is a whole wide world out there outside of Hazard County you know. Don’t be afraid of what you might learn and discover, it’s OK, you’ll always be a legend in your own underpants. Again, you really do need to find some new material. Come on man, reach deep, you can do it!!! And I don't mean the 12 year old homophobic stuff that appears to be the staple of your comic insults. (you appear to have a lot of gay thoughts in your head, "to thine own self be true" caps lock!!)
Thu, 04/23/09 - 12:25
You talk about gay stuff being the staple of my insults..... Look at your screen name shit for brains. Oh, wait, you'd have to take your head out of the queen's ass long enough to see it. Man, I'm no match for you, so clever, what with your Hazard County insults and "don't use homophobic stuff against me" comebacks. "Hey everyone look at me, I've traveled the world(taken out the trash at my parents house). Bagged American chicks (had internet cyber sex with some fat girls that nobody else wants) because they were so impressed with my awesome accent. Moved here to the states on scholarship(University of Phoenix online) cause I'm so fuckin smart. Just because you watch Family Guy doesn't make you witty and funny.
Thu, 04/23/09 - 12:25
well ive been around the world noob, and let me tell you the accent works too.. so dont think your special you wanker. P.S. get out of america nobody likes fags.
Thu, 04/23/09 - 12:33
kid yamamoto can go hit a bong, who gives a piss!
Thu, 04/23/09 - 12:42
real football oh you mean that sport where you use your hands now i no why you call it football hahahahaha callin us pussys when you wear pads and a helmet hahahahaha. Look rugby up you bender no pads no helmets no breaks every 5 fuckin minutes your so called footballers could'nt handle a rugby match no one else plays your dumb hand/football shite effort of a game but you yanks our games are played all over the world proof in the pudding they must be weak gettin put in wheelchairs with all that padding hahahahahaha fags
Thu, 04/23/09 - 12:43
but I dont watch Family Guy. And the point was that accents work everywhere. Even Weatherman nearly got that one. Yes, I have taken the trash out at my parents house. Never had cyber sex with a fat girl, but have nailed a couple in my time. No shame in that, just dont get caught in public with her. Went to Phoenix once. Complete shit-hole, no need to ever go back. There you go with the Queen stuff again. Kid Yamamoto - good record, are they bringing him to challenge BJ? Don't see it myself, but who else is there after Ken-Flo?
Thu, 04/23/09 - 12:44
buncha fat ass non training dumbasses talking about how to fight cracks me up....
Thu, 04/23/09 - 12:44
I used to like Bisping, and then he fought Matt Hamill. How could he honestly have thought that he won that fight? Fuck Bisping. "What's this WE shit? did you fight any of those fuckin wars you loser fag wank piece of shit? Get the spotted dick out of your mouth and speak real english instead of like you're texting your goddamn 12 yr old boyfriend to come over and toss your british salad. Our women are gagging to fuck you? They're gagging because you're trying to fuck them, correct. +1 for you. The thought of putting their tongue in a brits mouth with more butter on their teeth than a fuckin Country Crock factory is sickening, can you blame them? I'll come to england and say all the bad teeth and fuck the queen jokes I want to and there's not a goddamn thing your pussy ass will do about it other than start crying when I knock your "mum" up and give you a baby brother. Leave the MMA to the real men and stick to your fucking kiddie porn and "football". Oh, and Manchester United sucks. Fuck them too. +1000" Absolutely brilliant. and @Caps lock likes small Thai boys, I haven't traveled the world, but I have been to Europe. Here's what I found out about some of the people over there: The French are real assholes and smoke like chimneys The Germans like to stink-eye the shit out of Americans The Italians are almost as obnoxious as American black people in movie theathers The British always talk shit first. Why are you talking so much shit about Americans and what you think we'd say to you over this comment board? YOU came to the states to get a higher education, and you STAYED in the states to get a job. We Americans are pretty fuckin' dumb, huh. I mean, who the hell travels to America, one of the dumbest countries in the world, to go to college? Oh yeah, you do. Who STAYS in America after getting a degree and gets a job? I mean, this place is so fucking ridiculous, right? Oh yeah, you did. Take the next paycheck from your high-paying AMERICAN job and get some fucking braces. And @did a brit shag yr mums ass piece? call springer on 55598577, if you look on your keyboard, assuming it's a QWERTY keyboard, the letters 'O' and 'U' are located right near 'Y' and 'R'. It's not that much more difficult to type "your" than "yr".
Thu, 04/23/09 - 12:48
weatherman carnt you think of anything else to say beshides what caps lock likes thai boys just said your a bare purple helmet
Thu, 04/23/09 - 12:52
@did a brit shag blah blah blah- What? To be so ENGLISH, you have no grasp of the ENGLISH fucking language.... learn some. @not impressed- right on brother. @wanna be me wanker chatting with young boys in mom's basement while playing world of warcraft- brit accents work on men, hairy women who look like men, and yeah, fat chicks(mostly canadian). Figured you'd be a chubby chaser.
Thu, 04/23/09 - 12:54
sorry txin all these american slags gets me in tx mode
Thu, 04/23/09 - 12:56
at least your mum digs me then hahahahahahahaha
Thu, 04/23/09 - 12:57
@did a brit- Apology accepted. Now apologize to your mum and your country for turning out to be such a fuckin loser.
Thu, 04/23/09 - 01:09
how about i just knock your fat mum out with my cock instead
Thu, 04/23/09 - 01:11
then strangle the twat with her hulk hogan fanny pack
Thu, 04/23/09 - 01:13
I read most of the flaming back and forth, but am going to pretend I didn't because it was a total waste. I am glad they brought the Brits over to the US to showcase their talent and their character. Nobody's perfect, but I have been impressed by the UK fighters' demeanor during the first few episodes. Osipczak fought well and showed that a skinny guy without tattoos can still knock you out. Well done.
Thu, 04/23/09 - 01:13
@ did a brit knock out his mum with his cunt- Knock her out with the smell of it maybe....that would be the only way. Certainly wouldn't be the size of it. Guess now we know why there aren't any famous brit male porn stars. Prince Charles doesn't count either, don't try to take credit for him. In America, they lock people up for fucking horses, in England, the royalty fucking marries 'em!
Thu, 04/23/09 - 01:15
@ did a brit- hulk hogan fanny pack. that was pretty funny, I will give credit where it's due. You're still a wanker, but that was funny as shit.
Thu, 04/23/09 - 01:17
yes we all suck cocks and we loooooooooove it
Thu, 04/23/09 - 01:22
thanks m8 anytime
Thu, 04/23/09 - 01:26
To Bovis. Got to agree with you over Bisping after the Hamill fight, but just like the dumb-ass who won his way on to the show due to the kid KOing himself, I think the moment gets the better of judgement in those situations. One error of judgement doesnt make anyone a bad guy in my book. Unless you're caps lock of course. I never said all Americans where stupid, just caps lock. I like it here, thats why I stayed, but I also like other counties. Agree with general European analysis (love the Italian one), but the fact is there's cool people, dumbasses, and complete assholes the world over. No country has the monopoly in either. Dont confuse shit talking with playfull banter - as clearly evidenced by the reactions on the show to Bispings banter, some can take it and have a laugh, some get all upset and angry. If you can't take it and it gets under your skin too bad, but if you can then throw it right back and lets have a laugh. It's the difference between men and playground boys. You've got be able to have a laugh at yourself and not take yourself too seriously like that dick DeMarcus, or whatever his name is. I think all this message board stuff is a laugh, good fun, I'm not sitting here getting all mad. Oh, and I dont need braces, never had, other than the couple of teeth knocked out (been doing this shit over 20 years now, sorry I'm not perfect) they're all straight & white. Heck, I even get a gold star from my dentist for flossing. Crazy I know right!?!? But I'll tell him you said I should look into it, next time I go. Yes caps lock, that wont be for another 10 years till I come out of my 13th century cave.
Thu, 04/23/09 - 01:32
yes the royal family are fuck ugly but there just a source of income for are country. But comon tell that obhama to stop building a kfc in the white house bloody tree swinger
Thu, 04/23/09 - 01:38
#1- Being a Red Devil, I will say to both Yanks and countrymen: F*ck you too, you jealous c*nts! Glory, Glory, Man United! #2- Yanks: Calling out Brits by saying manchester United sucks is the same as saying the Boston Red Sox sucks; only people from Manchester/Boston would be offended. #3- The Brits look better than the Yanks so far, but the Edit Monster is good at fooling people into believing what they want you to.
Thu, 04/23/09 - 01:42
i think its an american that owns man united too
Thu, 04/23/09 - 01:45
and who gives a shit about male pornstars when your knockin one out hahahahaha
Thu, 04/23/09 - 01:48
yeah, have to agree about Prince Charles and royalty, bunch of twisted horse fuckers.
Thu, 04/23/09 - 02:47
not sure why i even bothered reading all these fuckin comments, but for fuck's sake, is this what every fucking message board comes down to? nothing but fucking racist and overtly boring insult wars?? yay! i'm so glad i have to live in a world where no one is awesome and everyone is loves to be blind to their own retarded way of life. fuck human beings! i'm fucking parting the veil and joining the aliens on the other side!!!!!!!!
Thu, 04/23/09 - 02:51
best comment of the day, you fuckin posers!
Thu, 04/23/09 - 05:22
get laid fag
Thu, 04/23/09 - 06:02
way to represent the USA and UK respectfully in the comments section you idiots...go fucking kill yourselves for the sake of both countries
Thu, 04/23/09 - 06:33
UFC 2009 demo is on Xbox 360 and PS3 networks. Download that shit its tight. So much for the baddest, toughest dude on the American team.. Got rocked!
Thu, 04/23/09 - 06:38
I know Mark Miller personally. Did he pull any pranks ? The answer is no He is a solid individual. Don't take your feelings against the U S on him. He was beaten hands down and fought with class unlike those other clowns in the house.
Thu, 04/23/09 - 06:49
Loving this season . The UK v USA competition adds a new dimension to the show. This UK/US bashing is dumb kids - keep it to the MMA not WW2. I think it will come down to personalities more as the show progresses. I thought Franklin won the decision in the coach fight and think the Bisping/Franklin banter would have added more to an already great show. Henderson, as one of the guys said earlier, looks dazed. The 1st fight was exciting- both their engines were sapped 2-3 mins in, but it was always anyones fight even though the brit looked the underdog. But why put Miller who had the most resent qualification fight in against the taller opponent. In training, the US drills look very organized and the UK guys look a bit freestyle in their routines. This might become a factor later, with conditioning and injuries from over-zelous sparring. Lastly, that Demarques speaks too much, but he reminds me of Riddick and I 'piddy the man' who step in the 8 with him. Out. I
Fri, 04/24/09 - 01:02
Because everybody knows the best way to prove your country is the greatest is to have an argument about it on the internet. Way to go everyone! Anyway.... two things: 1. Why is everyone hating on Dan Henderson? The guy is a respected and grizzled vet of the MMA scene and has come off as a real down to earth guy in every interview of him i have read/watched. 2. Yes that was def Kid Yamamoto sitting next to Dana...i hope he stays injury-free long enough to fight again soon, whether in the WEC or DREAM
Fri, 04/24/09 - 06:01
i like hendo and didnt want to see him fight bisping i would rather him fight franklin i think bisping gona struggle to win with either and i am sorry for the hate. Apart from the hulk hogan fanny pack thing i really meant that. But you NEED people like me so you can point yr FUCKING fingers and say thats the bad guy.
Fri, 04/24/09 - 01:49
Uh Hendo and franklin fought already you douche. Dont be such a dummy in your posts.
Fri, 04/24/09 - 06:13
Im Aussie! But im 100% Behind the Brits! Im sick of the USA loud mouth bullshit along with the rest of the world. With a lot of them speaking like they think they are some low income homie g drug selling projects living wanna be gangsta! Next season should be Brazil V USA so the Yanks can go down AGAIN!
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