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‘Unrivaled’ DVD Caption Contest: The Big Winners


(Royce/Chandella image courtesy of CombatLifestyle.)

‘Sup, guys? Guess what came out on DVD and Blu-Ray today? If you answered "Unrivaled, the latest Hector Echavarria joint starring a cast of UFC fighters," you’re absolutely right. If you answered "The Princess and the Frog," you’re also right, but it’s a little strange that you know that.

Last week we announced a caption contest to give away some copies of Unrivaled, and after more than 250 entries, we’ve selected five worthy winners. But first, some honorable mentions…

Vlad: Royce, dude, it’s just a joke. Chandella doesn’t really have your nose.

Goat: Little did Chandella know, a Gracie never backs down from a lopsided, freakshow of a fight.

Carl Sagan: "Stand back Dana, Logan has turned into some hideous zombie-like creature! I will kill It for you, Master…"

Lysol: 
Q: What do Chandella and Art Jimmerson have in common??
A: Neither want anything to do with being mounted by Royce Gracie.

Rosstamon: Dream 14?: Jits vs. Tits

And now…THE WINNERS!


gbangarang: The lap-band and weave doesn’t fool me, Zuluzinho.

Puzz13: "Now, the basic stance in self-defence…holy shit your knuckles!"

srkevinbrown: Wonder Twins powers activate! Form of nandrolone! Shape of a ring girl!

skeletor: Royce always new the day would come when Ron van Clief’s great-great-grandaughter would come to exact his revenge.

mmafan420: Royce doesn’t ask for dates. He just stares them down until they submit.

If your name has been called, please send your real name and mailing address to feedback@cagepotato.com, and we’ll send you an Unrivaled DVD as soon as we can. Thanks for being awesome!

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Vlad- March 17, 2010 at 2:34 pm
Gosh, fellas. I don't know what to say, except "thanks".
ktfo- March 17, 2010 at 12:13 am
I have won comment of the week in the past....they will send you a shirt, just be patient. I have a 1st gen somewhere around for proof.
cecils_pupils- March 16, 2010 at 11:48 pm
I agree... what happened to Comment of the Week?
Millertime84- March 16, 2010 at 10:38 pm
Just download the movie off the internet you fucking idiots, see my comment for more details.
dranokills- March 16, 2010 at 10:33 pm
yeah congrats to all the winners, but don't REALLY expect to get anything in the mail.
Come on, T-shirts don't come, NOTHING comes it's all bs.
Check out the break media mediation team or whatever, you get NO answers, ZIP, zilch. If you bother to keep asking, you get ignored then if you check resolved cases they get resolved all right: "deemed solved"...no fucking reason, no replys just a big old FU we are done here. load of shit.
newotnek- March 16, 2010 at 9:38 pm
comment of the week was usually better than caption contests, even if there were no prizes.
weak prizes at that
I would send CAPSLOCK HAL's address for these last few prizes
iDestroy- March 16, 2010 at 5:19 pm
Also CP, what ever happened to comment of the week? You bring it back for like two weeks and then just forget all about it. You raised our hopes and dashed them expertly, sirs.
iDestroy- March 16, 2010 at 5:17 pm
Am I the only one who thinks vlad should have won?
budsellers- March 16, 2010 at 5:06 pm
imho, all of the winners should reply with a request to have their prize presented to vlad on this one. cp got it wrong!
Carl Sagan- March 16, 2010 at 5:02 pm
Honorable, mention, I'll take it! I am determined to get it next time! Thanks for the props, Ben and Ben!
ktfo- March 16, 2010 at 3:06 pm
agreed..vlad is the winner
steampunk22- March 16, 2010 at 3:00 pm
@Dantheviking

They ship to canada. I won a shirt a couple of months ago and they shipped it just fine.

Also, Vlad's was very funny, should've won!
CYNIC- March 16, 2010 at 2:23 pm
Vlad won! His is the only one that actually depicts the emotions and scenario of the picture. This shit is rigged. This is a "caption" contest. not an insider joke contest.
Randle McMurphy- March 16, 2010 at 2:13 pm
Are u 2 little homos running this site mildly or severely retarded? I'm not sure who is more humorless u 2 mental midgets or your simpleton readers. You dirty sons of whores. Jesus Christ, participating in this is akin to Michaelangelo losing to Bob Ross in a painting contest.
Goat- March 16, 2010 at 2:10 pm
Skeletor - practically every caption contest has me in the runner up and you winning. You are the Gary to my Ash.

kerouac- March 16, 2010 at 2:10 pm
The best comment on this page belongs to Fried Taco. That was awesome hahaha
4th and Schlong- March 16, 2010 at 2:02 pm
Vlad was robbed for sure.
mmafan420- March 16, 2010 at 1:54 pm
Nice I win something! woot
CZ- March 16, 2010 at 1:20 pm
Thought I was gonna be the only one who thought so, but Vlad was the best by far
FlashinLeather- March 16, 2010 at 1:17 pm
Vlad FTW
ArmFarmer- March 16, 2010 at 1:15 pm
Vlad was indeed robbed.. and the runner ups were the funniest ones.
ChuckLiddellsMohawk- March 16, 2010 at 1:02 pm
vlad deffo robbed!!1
Triggz- March 16, 2010 at 12:58 pm
Vlad was completely robbed......
DAN THE VIKING- March 16, 2010 at 12:57 pm
I hope gbangarang posted before my little Pat Smith joke.
Also, not funny. For real. I remember reading those thinking, fuck these are brutal. And they won. Weak CP. Weak.

And Im not just saying that because Im sore mine didnt win. Because im from Canada, and CP doesnt ship to Canada.. Because this is 1942 and Im a whole half a continent away.
ghostboner- March 16, 2010 at 12:51 pm
So does the winner actually have to take the DVD?

@ReX13 - depends on your defintion of attractive. If you are into trannys...
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