

(Royce/Chandella image courtesy of CombatLifestyle.)
‘Sup, guys? Guess what came out on DVD and Blu-Ray today? If you answered "Unrivaled, the latest Hector Echavarria joint starring a cast of UFC fighters," you’re absolutely right. If you answered "The Princess and the Frog," you’re also right, but it’s a little strange that you know that.
Last week we announced a caption contest to give away some copies of Unrivaled, and after more than 250 entries, we’ve selected five worthy winners. But first, some honorable mentions…
Vlad: Royce, dude, it’s just a joke. Chandella doesn’t really have your nose.
Goat: Little did Chandella know, a Gracie never backs down from a lopsided, freakshow of a fight.
Carl Sagan: "Stand back Dana, Logan has turned into some hideous zombie-like creature! I will kill It for you, Master…"
Lysol:
Q: What do Chandella and Art Jimmerson have in common??
A: Neither want anything to do with being mounted by Royce Gracie.
Rosstamon: Dream 14?: Jits vs. Tits
And now…THE WINNERS!
gbangarang: The lap-band and weave doesn’t fool me, Zuluzinho.
Puzz13: "Now, the basic stance in self-defence…holy shit your knuckles!"
srkevinbrown: Wonder Twins powers activate! Form of nandrolone! Shape of a ring girl!
skeletor: Royce always new the day would come when Ron van Clief’s great-great-grandaughter would come to exact his revenge.
mmafan420: Royce doesn’t ask for dates. He just stares them down until they submit.
If your name has been called, please send your real name and mailing address to feedback@cagepotato.com, and we’ll send you an Unrivaled DVD as soon as we can. Thanks for being awesome!








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commentsCome on, T-shirts don't come, NOTHING comes it's all bs.
Check out the break media mediation team or whatever, you get NO answers, ZIP, zilch. If you bother to keep asking, you get ignored then if you check resolved cases they get resolved all right: "deemed solved"...no fucking reason, no replys just a big old FU we are done here. load of shit.
weak prizes at that
I would send CAPSLOCK HAL's address for these last few prizes
They ship to canada. I won a shirt a couple of months ago and they shipped it just fine.
Also, Vlad's was very funny, should've won!
Also, not funny. For real. I remember reading those thinking, fuck these are brutal. And they won. Weak CP. Weak.
And Im not just saying that because Im sore mine didnt win. Because im from Canada, and CP doesnt ship to Canada.. Because this is 1942 and Im a whole half a continent away.
@ReX13 - depends on your defintion of attractive. If you are into trannys...
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