(Royce/Chandella image courtesy of CombatLifestyle.)
‘Sup, guys? Guess what came out on DVD and Blu-Ray today? If you answered "Unrivaled, the latest Hector Echavarria joint starring a cast of UFC fighters," you’re absolutely right. If you answered "The Princess and the Frog," you’re also right, but it’s a little strange that you know that.
Last week we announced a caption contest to give away some copies of Unrivaled, and after more than 250 entries, we’ve selected five worthy winners. But first, some honorable mentions…
Vlad: Royce, dude, it’s just a joke. Chandella doesn’t really have your nose.
Goat: Little did Chandella know, a Gracie never backs down from a lopsided, freakshow of a fight.
Carl Sagan: "Stand back Dana, Logan has turned into some hideous zombie-like creature! I will kill It for you, Master…"
Lysol:
Q: What do Chandella and Art Jimmerson have in common??
A: Neither want anything to do with being mounted by Royce Gracie.
Rosstamon: Dream 14?: Jits vs. Tits
And now…THE WINNERS!
gbangarang: The lap-band and weave doesn’t fool me, Zuluzinho.
Puzz13: "Now, the basic stance in self-defence…holy shit your knuckles!"
srkevinbrown: Wonder Twins powers activate! Form of nandrolone! Shape of a ring girl!
skeletor: Royce always new the day would come when Ron van Clief’s great-great-grandaughter would come to exact his revenge.
mmafan420: Royce doesn’t ask for dates. He just stares them down until they submit.
If your name has been called, please send your real name and mailing address to feedback@cagepotato.com, and we’ll send you an Unrivaled DVD as soon as we can. Thanks for being awesome!
Gosh, fellas. I don’t know what to say, except “thanks”.