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Update-ish: Fret Not, Chael Sonnen WILL Be Fighting at “Fight Night 26″ or Whatever It’s Called


(“I’m tha muthaflippin’ Chaelnocerous, my insults are bottomless, poppin off tha top-of-this esophagus. Yes, sometimes I am know to be quite sexist, but you lovely bitches n’ hoes should know I’m trying to correct this.” Photo via UFC.com) 

Another Culinary Union powerplay denied, Potato Nation! Let’s go to the scoreboards:

MMA: 438 and counting             CU: 1 (but it’s a big one)

Earlier today, we reported that Chael Sonnen was having a little trouble getting licensed for his fight with Mauricio Rua at Fight Night 26 (or as some of the CP old guard call it, UFC on FOX Sports 1) based on his poor “moral turpitude.” Being that Chael couldn’t fall back on his classic counterpoint, “I don’t speak ghetto,” it seemed as if The American Gangster would be facing some legitimate opposition less than two weeks out from what is primed to be a major event for both the UFC and the FOX Sports network.

Well fret not, Bostonians, because according to Sonnen’s manager — who we are going to assume is just Sonnen wearing a top hat and monocle — the panel that gathered at this afternoon’s closed-door meeting ultimately voted in Sonnen’s favor. He spoke with MMAJunkie:

They had a panel, we had a meeting with them, and as far as we know, they’re going to license him. As far as we know, it will be just like everybody else’s license. 

Maybe it’s just us, but there’s something about Chael P.nut Sonnen’s emphasis on “as far as we know” that makes us uneasy here. You know, kind of like how Chael used to say “As far as we know, your house needs $70,000 in plumbing repairs.”

-J. Jones

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danomite- August 8, 2013 at 7:25 pm
Remember when there was some bullshit about the foreign fighters needing social security numbers or some shit? I bet these culinary assholes were behind that too.
cman- August 8, 2013 at 5:53 pm
Why has the UFC not filed a malicious persecution and frivolous law suit junction against those fucking thugs I don't know. make them pick up some of these legal bills.
holeeball- August 8, 2013 at 4:23 pm
If all criminals were like Chael the world would be a much better place.
Mr_Misanthropy- August 8, 2013 at 2:42 pm
Chael's gonna run circles around them like a marathon runner... wait wait... They won't know what hit them when Chael starts droppin bombs... wait... oh fuck whatever let him explain it.
Fried Taco- August 8, 2013 at 1:33 pm
It will not be like everyone else's license. It will state he is not allowed to practice real estate while in Massachusetts.
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