(I was going to say "work it out for the kids," but for God’s sake, look at those little monsters. You’re better off putting them in an orphanage and cutting your losses at this point.)

Casting doubt on Tito Ortiz‘s claim that baby-momma Jenna Jameson "relapsed" on OxyContin, TMZ reports that Jameson tested clean for 10 major drugs the day after their little domestic abuse misunderstanding:

We’ve learned the results of the test, administered Tuesday by American Toxicology Inc. in Las Vegas, show Jenna’s urine tested "negative" for the ten major drugs they were screening for, a list that included cocaine, weed, meth and oxycodone — the major ingredient in OxyContin…Now, after receiving the results of the test, Jenna is reaffirming her claim telling us, "I am definitely not addicted to OxyContin or any drug.”


Jenna’s powerhouse attorney Ronald Richards added, "The lab tests clearly exonerate Jenna Jameson of any hint, iota, or suggestion that she ingested or was under the influence of any opiates or controlled substances…Statements made by anyone to the contrary are completely impeached by the results from this prestigious testing facility.”

The Ortiz camp is sticking to their guns about Jameson’s addiction. Said Tito’s lawyer Chip Matthew: "We have witnesses and evidence. She underwent private rehab at home, and family and friends participated."

Related: One of Tiger Woods’s alleged mistresses, porn actress Joslyn James, claims that she witnessed Ortiz abusing Jameson on three separate occasions, though keep in mind that Joslyn James is a batshit attention whore.