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Urijah Faber Explains Why You Don’t Mess Around in Bali


(The Urijah Faber story continues over at FightMagazine.com. See previous installments here and here.)

This isn’t the first time Urijah Faber has told the story of the night he was almost killed by an angry Indonesian mob, but it’s the kind of tale that we never tire of hearing.  At first you find yourself feeling bad for Urijah, who’s just trying to dance with some girls and ends up getting hit in the head with brass knuckles, which we didn’t even know existed outside of old-timey cartoons and pro wrestling matches. 

But then, once you start to think about it, your sympathies almost can’t help but lie with the angry mob.  They must have looked at Faber, a 5’6" American kid with long, girlish locks who had just hurt their friend and thought, ‘Well here’s a slam dunk.’  Then he starts dropping people on the pavement and elbowing people in the face and suddenly the reputation of your nation’s bloodthirsty mobs is in jeopardy.  Of course they picked up hammers and bottles and rocks.  You let that guy get home and start telling this story to the world, pretty soon no one is going to take an Indonesian mob seriously.  Once you’ve lost that, what have you got?     

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CanadianClassix- April 26, 2012 at 10:16 am
i find it amusing that you children want to argue over whos gayer then who, its an MMA website talk about Fighting you Pansies
sullyisgay- February 27, 2012 at 6:14 pm
@sully you are a straight up faggot calling Urijah Faber a sexy guy no real man would say shit like that you are a queer and I made this account just to expose you out of the closet you gay fag. Go suck on urijahs dick with his ugly ass chin. No straight man would talk like that. You are homosexual or you have homosexual thoughts. Yes you are gay. Loser.
Sully- January 11, 2010 at 6:53 pm
@skeletor
Nope, never fought an Indonesian mob before. Just been jumped by Hawaiians and Samoans a couple times, then spent some quality time in a locked down elevator with some Japanese bouncers. At least they didn't use weapons though... Faber is one lucky son of a bitch. You know he had to be hammered to roll with those brass knuckles.
Peter Griffin- January 11, 2010 at 5:10 pm
I'm not gay or anything, but Urijah Faber is a sexy guy
T BONE- January 11, 2010 at 4:29 pm
man have u never been to asia? they sell all sorts of crazy shit on the streets every second ping pong protector has a set of fkn brass knuckles or a knife or something. he's lucky he didn't get stabbed lol
skeletor- January 11, 2010 at 4:20 pm
dude, obviously you guys have never fought an indonesian mob. I did once and it was allot easier then how he explains it. And i used to think he was tough. You're a pussy Faber.
Sully- January 11, 2010 at 3:56 pm
haha I feel for you Faber.
nicey- January 11, 2010 at 3:44 pm
i'd totally throw it in him
itsgalf- January 11, 2010 at 3:35 pm
I doubt he was completely innocent in the whole thing. He probably egged the conflict on a little bit.

But damn, that sucks. Fucking mobsters
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