VIDEO: 400-Pound Detroit Resident Suffers the Greatest Knockout Loss In Street-Fight History

(The word “harpooned” comes to mind. Props: labrea69, via the always-entertaining Tuesday Night Fights feature on Deadspin)

- David vs. Goliath freak-show booking? Check.

- Walk-off knockout? Check.

- Loser collapses lawn-chair style? Check…

- …with his enormous belly exposed to all humanity? CHECK.

The only way this KO would be more satisfying is if the fat dude (aka “400 Pound Boy From Detroit“) started involuntarily masturbating while unconscious, and then Maury Povich walked up to inform him that in the case of 2-year-old Teesha, he in fact is the father. Aside from that, awesome stuff, Internet.

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mma4ever- November 22, 2012 at 5:53 am

Thats mr hitting him with 5 across the sneeze . All five made me laugh .good stuff

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Mr_Misanthropy- November 21, 2012 at 6:55 pm

If I ever see him on the internet again it better be because he's duct taped to Tater Williams in Xarm. Winner gets a wheelbarrow full of Popeye's Dippin Chicken.

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Mr_Misanthropy- November 21, 2012 at 6:51 pm

He's so fat he got six months of sprawl training in just trying to find his dick so he could aim his piss in the toilet.

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Mr_Misanthropy- November 21, 2012 at 6:49 pm

He's so fat he bleeds gravy.

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Mr_Misanthropy- November 21, 2012 at 6:49 pm

He's so fat he's gonna use bacon for band aids.

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Mr_Misanthropy- November 21, 2012 at 6:48 pm

He's so fat he only has to fall about six inches before he's on the ground.

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mma4ever- November 21, 2012 at 4:16 pm

I think he one upped cro cop via two crushed anklets. I dont think he shoud of taken the fight on such short notice.

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Lester_Diamond- November 21, 2012 at 2:09 pm

That KO pose is a hybrid of Cro Cop (via Gonzaga) and Rashad Evans (via Machida). I love it.

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mma4ever- November 21, 2012 at 1:33 pm

Segal actually trained tubby for this with that move that was actually in the rules of fistacuff that everyone thought was illegal but wasn't its called the dirty possim but the other guy ran away befor it could be compleated .

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J.Jones- November 21, 2012 at 12:46 pm

@Sparrow - ARE YOU SAYING HE ISN'T?!

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RSparrow- November 21, 2012 at 12:34 pm

Saying that that was the greatest knockout loss in street fight history is like saying Steven Segal is the greatest martial artist of all time.

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RwilsonR- November 21, 2012 at 12:00 pm

Fedor's next opponent?

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Fried Taco- November 21, 2012 at 11:58 am

Reminds me of the good ol' days of the UFC. Sumo vs boxer!! Who will win?!?

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The12ozCurls- November 21, 2012 at 12:27 pm

Who will win?
Answer: Keith Hackey or Gerard Gordeau

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Alan K- November 21, 2012 at 11:17 am

Cool. I was wondering what Zuluzinho had been up to.

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BaghdadBob- November 21, 2012 at 10:59 am

Fatty's massive back-cleavage softened the fall.

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mma4ever- November 21, 2012 at 10:43 am

Thats no way to go thru life ....fat ..now flat...on ur back..and thats a fact jack

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Clyde- November 21, 2012 at 9:57 am

Fine example of a Limbo knockout.

Tribute gallery at your earliest convenience CP...

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crappiefloper- November 21, 2012 at 9:20 am

Can't we all just get along?
Fuck no!

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KarmaAteMyCat- November 21, 2012 at 8:48 am

I was Hesitant to click the video, I am very happy that
I did.

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Enricho Palazzo- November 21, 2012 at 8:03 am

Props to the dude at the :32 mark for giving the slow-motion stanky leg KO the stanky leg.

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Roscoe P. Coletrain- November 21, 2012 at 7:50 am

The big guys does actually have a good chin. Unfortunately, that guy hit him in one of his other chins this time.

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Enricho Palazzo- November 21, 2012 at 7:36 am

I saw 400 Pound Boy from Detroit fight once. He was from Cincinnati. Or maybe I'm thinking of Kid New York. He fought out of Philly...

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The12ozCurls- November 21, 2012 at 7:29 am

No matter what happens the rest of the day, I will be walking around with a smile. I could get fired. I could get struck by lightning. My dog could get hit by a bus or my right arm could fall off and it won't friggin' matter because that was awesome.

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