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Video: Alan Belcher Rear-Naked-Chokes His Own Baby


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Hopefully this will silence the haters who think Alan Belcher‘s grappling isn’t on Demian Maia‘s level. MMAGirls.net brings us this video of the Talent demonstrating the ol’ RNC on his six-month-old daughter Ava, who already seems to understand that tapping out is for bitches. Watch as the level of concern in the room goes from "awww, what’s he doing to that baby?" to "seriously, what’s he doing to that baby." Belcher most recently finished Patrick Cote — a full-grown man — by the same technique at UFC 113.

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23entrenched- August 9, 2010 at 6:36 pm
He's a hillbilly butt fucker, just like his fans
Charming Charlie- July 22, 2010 at 1:22 pm
Baby obviously learned nothing from the white fighter who stopped to smile at the camera and let the japanese fighter slip on a rear naked choke.

This result is reminiscent of Yves Lavigne vs. Mac Danzig & Matt Wiman. The ref, played by Jolene, steps in, touches the fighters arm, and stops the fight.
Sabado Gigante- July 22, 2010 at 12:07 pm
Este vato!
RaginAsian- July 22, 2010 at 11:55 am
Alan Belcher is quickly becoming my new favorite fighter. In a Jersey Shore kind of way.
NECROPHYTE- July 22, 2010 at 10:58 am
Oh KOOL!!!! Now I won't be outta line when I tell a DEAD BABY JOKE...
BossNasty- July 22, 2010 at 9:32 am
Hey Rex is back...sniff sweaty ass crack

We simply don't tolerate bullshit points of view and nut riders, unless of course you're riding mine.
Stak40- July 22, 2010 at 9:27 am
Hey welcome back Rex...Lick nuts

We dont stir shit up just offer a different more accurate view on things.

Tell me you wouldnt rather read or watch an article about tits and ass oppose to this shit...thought so!

And FYI we have behaved the last few days. No point in acting too crazy if you arent on here to embarrass and try and act like you dont know us outside of cyberworld!
ReX13- July 22, 2010 at 8:37 am
El Famous strikes again, as do the StirShitUp Brothers.

No, not Los Hermanos Diaz, i'm talking about BossNasty (SSU Bro #1) and Stak40 (SSU Bro #2).

So i take it everything is pretty much the same as seven days ago?
Fried Taco- July 22, 2010 at 8:31 am
How else are you supposed to put the baby down for a nap?
k-onda- July 22, 2010 at 8:25 am
And you thought Overreem laying the boots to a little girl was bad.
Deathb4tapout- July 22, 2010 at 8:18 am
Holy shit Alan Belcher chokes out Chuck Liddell
hotsaucemonster- July 22, 2010 at 8:07 am
lol damn you el famous
Stak40- July 22, 2010 at 7:09 am
Boss has a point!
BossNasty- July 22, 2010 at 7:08 am
What a lame ass article. If there's no significant mma news then give us some tits and ass to comment on.
jimbonics- July 22, 2010 at 6:58 am
Lmao El Famous!
Jabsent- July 22, 2010 at 6:57 am
any weight class, anytime. including brunch.
Jabsent- July 22, 2010 at 6:56 am
i don't see what the big deal is, he was just demonstrating a choke hold on an infant -- a practice my father did whenever i spilled juice on the carpet.
El Famous Burrito- July 22, 2010 at 6:48 am
Not pictured: the baby's Elmo tattoo that looks like Drew Carey with a pink beard.
Viva Hate- July 22, 2010 at 6:43 am
Further proof Belcher grappling sucks, he couldn’t even tap out a baby, nice job dick.

P.S. Wayne Newton sucks!
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