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Video: Aleksander Emelianenko Smashes Another Random European

(Props: rusquote via Fightlinker)

Just a month after he scored a first-round TKO over Eddy Bengtsson via mind-bullets, nomadic heavyweight Aleksander Emelianenko was back in the ring this weekend at an Azerbaijan Pankration Federation event, proving absolutely nothing against another middle-of-the-food-chain European opponent. This time it was Miodrag Petkovic (29-12-1), a 40-year-old Serbian who holds wins over Igor Pokrajac, Tim Hague, and Travis Fulton. I wish we had a better video of this — perhaps, one that shows how Petkovic originally ended up on his back, and didn’t include another fight tacked onto the end of it, and didn’t look like it was edited together by Azamat Bagatov — but the basic gist is, Aleks spent the majority of the fight smashing Petkovic from the top until the ref stopped the fight at the 3:00 mark. It was Emelianenko’s eighth consecutive first-round victory. But of course, quantity is no replacement for quality. Did he forget about his plan to come to America and beat everyone in the UFC?

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HokeyPokeyLikeAoki- May 25, 2010 at 12:14 pm
NatGeo is showing a documentary on Aleks next week about his struggle with money and health.

It's called Hungry Hungry Heppo.

(Ok, now I'm done)
HokeyPokeyLikeAoki- May 25, 2010 at 11:26 am
@ justscrappin:

Actually the real reason is due to his aweful rap music, which is commonly known as Hep Hop.

(Or maybe it's my joke that's aweful)
Mr_Misanthropy- May 25, 2010 at 11:23 am
All the hep cats are doing it, man. And by "it" I mean making unprotected rap musics with the number 4 prostitute in all Kazakhstan. Jagshemash!
JCVD as Timecop- May 25, 2010 at 10:57 am
In soviet Russia, hepatitis has you!
Mr_Misanthropy- May 25, 2010 at 10:42 am
Those weren't serious charges. Every time he needs to see his tattoo artist for some fresh ink he just kills a homeless person to get a 30 day pass to the joint.

In Soviet Russia, killing of homeless good solution for problem that hurt whole community.
justscrappin- May 25, 2010 at 10:22 am
Doesn't he have hepatitis (hence my original comment....:(..i thought it was clever) and criminal charges that are stopping him from getting a visa?
HokeyPokeyLikeAoki- May 25, 2010 at 10:00 am
Its pretty frustrating that Aleks doesn't fight in the UFC, or at least Strikeforce. But what's more frustrating is how tacky this video is (typical russian style).
Mr_Misanthropy- May 25, 2010 at 9:31 am
Ragu? Aleks punches so hard his forearms disintegrate into stripes. Every time he needs a stand up he merely folds time and space. He emanates from an alternate dimension. It's all right there.
justscrappin- May 25, 2010 at 7:38 am
Don_Dada- May 25, 2010 at 7:09 am
How's that for fail homo.
justscrappin- May 25, 2010 at 6:39 am
How's that for first bitches.
Viva Hate- May 25, 2010 at 6:39 am
Beating up cans, it is the Emelianenko way.
justscrappin- May 25, 2010 at 6:38 am
Aleks doesn't care....cuz he's to hep to be square.