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Well, we expected a pointless mismatch, and a pointless mismatch is what we got. Last night at Ultimate Glory 11 in Amsterdam, Alistair Overeem whipped Tony Sylvester as if he’d discovered the American fighter banging his wife and keying his car at the same time. Sylvester was only able to get off one leg-kick during the 83-second execution, which was marked by Overeem breaking down his opponent with knees in the clinch before ending the fight with a standing guillotine. There’s an odd moment at the 0:52 mark of the above video in which the referee seems to wave off the bout before separating the fighters so that Sylvester can take more abuse. Damn, maybe Sam Hoger would have put up a better fight after all. Overeem is now slated to compete next Sunday at DREAM.12 against an opponent who’s still TBA. (I guess they’re still checking on Canseco‘s availability?) Full results from Ultimate Glory 11 are after the jump…


K-1 rules: Semmy Schilt def. Alexey Ignashov via unanimous decision

MMA rules: Alistair Overeem def. Tony Sylvester via submission (guillotine choke), 1:23 of round 1

K-1: Nieky Holzken def. Faldir Chahbari via unanimous decision

MMA: Siyar Bahadurzada def. Robert Jocz via majority decision

K-1: Hesdy Gerges def. Ruslan Karaev via unanimous decision

MMA: Dion Staring def. Rodney Glunder via submission (kimura), 2:42 of round 1

K-1: Errol Zimmerman def. Wendell Roche via unanimous decision

MMA: Nikolai Onikienko def. Valentijn Overeem via TKO (doctor stoppage), 0:40 of round 1

K-1: Anderson Braddock Silva def. Stefan Leko via TKO, round 2

MMA: Tommy Depret def. Vincent Latoel via submission (guillotine choke), 1:23 of round 2

K-1: Ali Gunyar def. Halim Issaoui via decision

MMA: Jason Jones def. Hracho Darpinyan via unanimous decision

Muay Thai: Titiana van Polanen-Petel def. Krista Fleming via decision

MMA: Hans Stringer def. Niels Van Noord via submission (triangle armbar), round 1