(Props: MMA Fanhouse)
Things that Brock Lesnar has no patience for:
— Allegations about his steroid use
— Sodomites
— Steve Mazzagatti
— Press conferences to promote his own main event
The UFC heavyweight champion, upset about a cheap chair and having to talk to a group of strangers, tried to exit the building after being introduced at a UFC 100 press conference held yesterday. Luckily, Dana White was there to chill him out. As DW later told Versus.com, "I’m telling you, nobody wants my job. Everybody thinks it looks good; it’s no fun. Try telling a 400-pound guy to sit down."
Note to Brock’s cornermen: You’d better invest in a quality stool, or Lesnar just might forfeit between the first and second rounds.








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commentsPerhaps it's just another sign of him being a little green... but he gets paid the big bucks to be basically the baddest motherfucker in the world (on paper) - UFC Heavyweight Champ. How does Brock expect to be respected as a champion if he can't even act like a professional.
What if the fight was in like, March, during tax season, and he had to cut weight, AND have to deal w/ new tax laws that wanted him to pay thru the nose!!! :P
The only other thing I'll say is the WWE never asked him to cut weight heh heh heh
War Mazzagattistache
Not to defend him at all, you can't just try to leave the press conference for the biggest event in the organization's history, where you are in the main event!
First, it's funny to me how much people are shitting on Dana, Brock, Frank, stools (ha, shitting on stools! get it?), yet there's so much anticipation for this fight anyway. People are going "Oh right, GSP vs Alves is on this card, I forgot."
I am gonna predict that Brock is gonna lose by submission to his own ego. I think he's a little nuts.. and not in the totally awesome Wanderlei sense, cuz Wandy harnesses the crazy and and converts it into wins... Brock is a little nuts in the sense that's he is TOTALLY nuts. For a guy whose advantages come more from attributes than skill, he should give respect when it's due. When is it due? Well, one example would be when you lose to the same guy... maybe twice. Brock says he doesn't care what people think... BULLLLSHIT. Having your boss (who probably can't beat up Brock) put his arm around you and whisper something that has to resemble, "Brock, be a professional. This is the biggest show in our history, at least give the people here to see you some respect"... shows that Brock's heart is the weakest muscle in his body. I like Brock. I'd like for him to convince me to respect him as a person tho... He has the belt, perhaps he should act like a champion... cuz come Sunday, he might just be left w/ silly tattoos and a broken limb.
(and a shitload of a pay day)
but anyways, i wouldn't be in a good mood either if i still had like 20 lbs to cut (which is what i remember reading, that he still weighed a good 20 over the other day).
I hope he smashes mir, i can't stand that dbag's comments and his dumb ass jerry curl wtf haircut.
What a dick.
"Horror Fighter Says:
Fri, 07/10/2009 - 07:18
As for Dana's comment. Yeah, it is tough to tell a big guy to sit back down. It's a lot easier when you can say, "Sit down or I'll strip your title, fire your giant ass, sue you, and ship you off to Japan to fight Bob Sapp."
exactly my point, I bet it isn't so hard for Dana White to say "sit down Brock you are NOT going anywhere...sit!"
Why be scared of him, Dana isn't going to fight him, and the pen is mightier than the sword , you can bank on that.
I think Dana is cool, and I know he does alotta stuff, but I would do his job any day anytime.
Can you imagine what that guy must have been like in high school? Jesus fuck, I bet the rest of his class still despises him.
Fucking well said bro. First and second posts were quite good. I would have tried to do the same but it would've came out as death threats and scolding everyone using nothing but cuss words and insults.
"I just can't see past the Mugatu hair and his smug attitude"
LOL!
While Brock is a big oaf. Frank is a big elitist douchebag that thinks he is smarter, better, more honorable and more attractive than 90% of the planet. As much as I try to cheer for Frank, I just can't see past the Mugatu hair and his smug attitude - crazy pills...
it's first real premadonna who is...
a fake fucking wrestler...
with a 4-1 MMA record...
I just threw up in my mouth a little.
And if I'm in Frank Mir's corner...I'm loosening the screws on a stool that looks like the one Lesnar's corner men use, and pulling the ol' switcheroo. Everyone appreciate the joke.
lol Heres hoping.
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