(Props: MMA Fanhouse)
Things that Brock Lesnar has no patience for:
— Allegations about his steroid use
— Sodomites
— Steve Mazzagatti
— Press conferences to promote his own main event
The UFC heavyweight champion, upset about a cheap chair and having to talk to a group of strangers, tried to exit the building after being introduced at a UFC 100 press conference held yesterday. Luckily, Dana White was there to chill him out. As DW later told Versus.com, "I’m telling you, nobody wants my job. Everybody thinks it looks good; it’s no fun. Try telling a 400-pound guy to sit down."
Note to Brock’s cornermen: You’d better invest in a quality stool, or Lesnar just might forfeit between the first and second rounds.
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Comments
Fri, 07/10/09 - 06:49
400 lb?? I thought he was going to weigh in at 260 . . . DW's tellin' tall tales
Fri, 07/10/09 - 06:51
That's gonna be one helluva weight-cut.
Fri, 07/10/09 - 06:54
lol, not to mention just saying "nobody wants my job..." wtf? everybody wants his job - millions of dollars, ringside seats to UFC PPV's - I know the business struggled- but after the blogs of him cruising in his Ferrari - this guy - he's sorta ridiculous sometimes
Fri, 07/10/09 - 07:04
LOL. Brock, I really wanna see someone ask him what he thinks of the fact people refer to him as Cock Chestner because of the Dick on his chest. He would go absolute ape shit. Guy is kinda scary actually, he seems really fuckin mean and a bit flippo. That aside, I got Mir rnd 1 SUB.
Fri, 07/10/09 - 07:06
what a tool. I am pulling for Mir so hard on this one. He better bring is A jiu jitsu
Fri, 07/10/09 - 07:14
i want mir to knock lesnar out. the big man's chin has never been tested!
Fri, 07/10/09 - 07:15
Ooof, Brock looks focused, that was a little scary right there.
Fri, 07/10/09 - 07:17
Would today be too late for Frank Mir to retire?
Fri, 07/10/09 - 07:18
I love how Dan is laughing as Brock tries to walk out. (Maybe it wasn't the chair. Maybe Brock wanted another piece of gum. Or maybe he just likes to chew on mice.) Dana should have let him go. What other gripping insight could Brock have shared? Seriously, did Brock even know he was going to speak? You'd think a former professional wrestler could cut a promo or something... As for Dana's comment. Yeah, it is tough to tell a big guy to sit back down. It's a lot easier when you can say, "Sit down or I'll strip your title, fire your giant ass, sue you, and ship you off to Japan to fight Bob Sapp."
Fri, 07/10/09 - 07:30
LMFAO I think I might be the only one but as much as I can't stand Brock sometimes, I can't stand Mir even more...I hope Brock punches a hole in his face.
Fri, 07/10/09 - 07:56
Dammit i was waiting for this huge freakout or something, he just tried to tip toe off and dana got him back.
Fri, 07/10/09 - 08:27
ya dana id take your job, even with all the "cough...bad" things. Im sure its not easy controlling a multi-million dollar business i have a hard enough time with mine. But he sure has his perks.
Fri, 07/10/09 - 08:29
There's only one explanation for Brock's chair complaint and desire to immediately exit the building... hemrroids. Ya heard it here first! Mir wins via butt crank.
Fri, 07/10/09 - 08:50
"Note to Brock's cornermen: You'd better invest in a quality stool, or Lesnar just might forfeit between the first and second rounds." lol Heres hoping.
Fri, 07/10/09 - 09:01
I sat through that boring video looking for an "angry storm off". WTF? False advertising right there people. BOO.
Fri, 07/10/09 - 09:16
To be fair, he had a lot on his mind. The attempted storm-off was probably motivated by his memories of being knee barred, not the chair. And if I'm in Frank Mir's corner...I'm loosening the screws on a stool that looks like the one Lesnar's corner men use, and pulling the ol' switcheroo. Everyone appreciate the joke.
Fri, 07/10/09 - 09:51
lesnar reminds me of baby huey. i hope mir takes his arm home with him.
Fri, 07/10/09 - 09:55
Brock wanted to practice his moonsault off the octagon fence in case he wins tomorrow
Fri, 07/10/09 - 10:17
And this guy wants us to take him seriously.
Fri, 07/10/09 - 10:30
BITCH HOUSE LESNAR
Fri, 07/10/09 - 10:30
Great. The UFC's current Heavyweight Champion is ... it's first real premadonna who is... a fake fucking wrestler... with a 4-1 MMA record... I just threw up in my mouth a little.
Fri, 07/10/09 - 10:36
Man i hope Mir literally rips an appendage off this giant oaf. that would be truly epic, Frank standing there with a forearm, or ankle/ foot combo...Can you see me now???
Fri, 07/10/09 - 10:41
Lonewolf, you are not alone. While Brock is a big oaf. Frank is a big elitist douchebag that thinks he is smarter, better, more honorable and more attractive than 90% of the planet. As much as I try to cheer for Frank, I just can't see past the Mugatu hair and his smug attitude - crazy pills...
Fri, 07/10/09 - 10:43
Lesnar comes off like a spoiled chump...no class.
Fri, 07/10/09 - 10:43
@ Dr. "I just can't see past the Mugatu hair and his smug attitude" LOL!
Fri, 07/10/09 - 10:45
And I HATED Brock's antics at the end of the Heath fight. HATED. Sure they were talking shit about you, but don't be a punk bitch and laugh at someone while there is still time on the clock. Finish the fucking fight by something more than holding him down and then have your fun. But during a fight, people do weird things especially when there's bad blood.
Fri, 07/10/09 - 10:49
@ Dr. Fucking well said bro. First and second posts were quite good. I would have tried to do the same but it would've came out as death threats and scolding everyone using nothing but cuss words and insults.
Fri, 07/10/09 - 10:51
Mir does come off like a douchebag, but Lesnar is the undisputed biggest asshole ever to fight in the UFC. Biggest in more than one sense. And that's saying something. Can you imagine what that guy must have been like in high school? Jesus fuck, I bet the rest of his class still despises him.
Fri, 07/10/09 - 10:54
I bet the problem with the chair was that the head of a bolt was poking him in the butthole, and that made Brock think about how much he hates faggots.
Fri, 07/10/09 - 11:00
While both Mir and Lesnar act like totally arrogant pricks, at least with Frank you could probably sit back and have a drink with him. Brock always looks like he's bitter about life. Dude, you're rich, married and get to do what you want for a living. Brock needs to calm the fuck down. That said, I do so enjoy watching him fight.
Fri, 07/10/09 - 11:58
"Horror Fighter Says: Fri, 07/10/2009 - 07:18 As for Dana's comment. Yeah, it is tough to tell a big guy to sit back down. It's a lot easier when you can say, "Sit down or I'll strip your title, fire your giant ass, sue you, and ship you off to Japan to fight Bob Sapp." exactly my point, I bet it isn't so hard for Dana White to say "sit down Brock you are NOT going anywhere...sit!" Why be scared of him, Dana isn't going to fight him, and the pen is mightier than the sword , you can bank on that. I think Dana is cool, and I know he does alotta stuff, but I would do his job any day anytime.
Fri, 07/10/09 - 12:52
Brock is like school in summertime.... NO CLASS!!!! What a dick.
Fri, 07/10/09 - 02:55
lol @ the guy who said Cock Chestner. liked it so much i made it my name. but anyways, i wouldn't be in a good mood either if i still had like 20 lbs to cut (which is what i remember reading, that he still weighed a good 20 over the other day). I hope he smashes mir, i can't stand that dbag's comments and his dumb ass jerry curl wtf haircut.
Fri, 07/10/09 - 03:47
Joe Deertay - Loving the Fat Albert reference! First, it's funny to me how much people are shitting on Dana, Brock, Frank, stools (ha, shitting on stools! get it?), yet there's so much anticipation for this fight anyway. People are going "Oh right, GSP vs Alves is on this card, I forgot." I am gonna predict that Brock is gonna lose by submission to his own ego. I think he's a little nuts.. and not in the totally awesome Wanderlei sense, cuz Wandy harnesses the crazy and and converts it into wins... Brock is a little nuts in the sense that's he is TOTALLY nuts. For a guy whose advantages come more from attributes than skill, he should give respect when it's due. When is it due? Well, one example would be when you lose to the same guy... maybe twice. Brock says he doesn't care what people think... BULLLLSHIT. Having your boss (who probably can't beat up Brock) put his arm around you and whisper something that has to resemble, "Brock, be a professional. This is the biggest show in our history, at least give the people here to see you some respect"... shows that Brock's heart is the weakest muscle in his body. I like Brock. I'd like for him to convince me to respect him as a person tho... He has the belt, perhaps he should act like a champion... cuz come Sunday, he might just be left w/ silly tattoos and a broken limb. (and a shitload of a pay day)
Fri, 07/10/09 - 05:23
I think he was just trying to be dramatic trying to say, "the talk is over", but he also might just be a little pissy because of the weight cut...I couldn't remember which video it was on here, but I know he referenced that he hates cutting weight and has to apologize to his wife after fights because of the way he was acting during the weight cutting process (He said some metaphor about poking a bear with a headache or something.). Not to defend him at all, you can't just try to leave the press conference for the biggest event in the organization's history, where you are in the main event!
Fri, 07/10/09 - 08:30
jesus, what is this this guy, 8 years old? He wins, he points and laughs and gloats and does stupid dances. He loses, he bitches and complains and blames the ref and punches a damn door. say something he doesn't like, he throws a tantrum and storms off. i guarantee you if he loses two in a row, ufc wont have to cut him, cause he'll just loudly announce that MMA is for queers and go try to play baseball or some damn thing. everyone says Mir is a dick, but i'll worry about him after *this* massive infant gets sent to bed without his supper, his belt or his right leg.
Fri, 07/10/09 - 09:17
@ Chri534 - Cutting weight seems to be not fun.. but even tho most heavyweights don't need to cut weight, most fighters do. Perhaps it's just another sign of him being a little green... but he gets paid the big bucks to be basically the baddest motherfucker in the world (on paper) - UFC Heavyweight Champ. How does Brock expect to be respected as a champion if he can't even act like a professional. What if the fight was in like, March, during tax season, and he had to cut weight, AND have to deal w/ new tax laws that wanted him to pay thru the nose!!! :P The only other thing I'll say is the WWE never asked him to cut weight heh heh heh War Mazzagattistache
Sat, 07/11/09 - 11:20
"Sinanju is Back" said it just like how it is.......perfectly put.
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