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[VIDEO] Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira. Gangnam Style. Lotion. Pineapples. Spray Tans. I Don’t Even Know.

(Props to FightersOnly for the find.) 

In the filmmaking/advertising business, the most common phrase you will hear is “Hey kid, if you want to make it anywhere you WILL get in this van.” But the second most common thing you will hear is to “show, not tell” — which oddly enough, normally precedes the first saying. So it is perhaps a testament to the people working in the Brazilian sector of Honda’s marketing department that they were able to convey so much in their new 45 second ad despite the fact that I couldn’t understand a goddamned word that was being said.

Seriously, this video has everything. Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira rubbing lotion on his gloves. NO I DON’T KNOW WHY. Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira eating a pineapple and dancing Gangnam style, then getting a spray tan. AGAIN, NO IDEA. Yet at the end of the day, the message is clear: HONDA GOOD. HONDA GET WOMAN. And being that it’s Brazilian, the ad also makes sure to squeeze in a few seconds of said women engaging in a pose-off whilst flames shoot out of some giant mechanical ring in the background. Did I not mention that this video has everything?

After the jump: A completely unrelated video that proves the superiority of Brazilian television once and for all. Again, it’s probably better if you just go in blind for this one.

Let’s see you top that shit, Betty White.

-J. Jones

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Fried Taco- November 29, 2012 at 11:46 am
Actually, Seraldo, there is one with the two ladies, and they see the girl in the dark before the lights go on, then when it gets dark again you can see the older lady watching the girl go out through the secret door. And then their clip ends. I'm just amazed they let a little girl be in such a dangerous position, since someone could have tried to hit her or something!
Seraldo Babalu- November 29, 2012 at 10:49 am
jesus, chael was right about brazil. not one person figured out they were being pranked in the elevator? really?
CaptainBackslap- November 29, 2012 at 10:25 am
The elevator bit was used in a show called "Just for Laughs Gags" here in Canada... not as freaky...
algiersheadkick504- November 29, 2012 at 9:58 am
Im not positive im pretty sure the lotion on his gloves enteredthe girls butthole at one point
The12ozCurls- November 29, 2012 at 9:27 am
I thought for sure the two fat chicks were going to eat the ghostly girl thinking that she would taste like powdered sugar. But they crumbled in fear - which I am certain - is also the same reaction the fatties have when somebody serves them a salad. ARRRHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
J.Jones- November 29, 2012 at 9:16 am
@Phattousai - Well, yeah...if you're just going to take the obvious route. But you've got to read between the lines, you dig? Animal Farm wasn't just about an animal farm, brah...*hits bong*
Fried Taco- November 29, 2012 at 9:14 am
What would Nogueira do in that elevator? I'm imagining a little girl without a head...
Phattousai- November 29, 2012 at 9:13 am
From what I gather, it's "What Would Nog Do?" He wouldn't get spray tans and eat pineapple, he'd ride a motorcycle and bang hot chicks.