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Video: Arianny Celeste’s “Hometown Hotties” Profile


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Above is Octagon Girl Arianny Celeste’s video profile for the Maxim “Hometown Hotties” contest.  She was a finalist but, sadly, she didn’t win.  Top ten ain’t bad, though, especially when it seems like she should kind of be ineligible for a ‘hot girls next door’ type contest when she is, in fact, a professional hot girl (a really hot professional hot girl), as Joe Rogan likes to point out.  

As we learn in this video, Arianny isn’t afraid to hit a bitch, she wants to record some “rock/pop” songs in the future, and she would like to see herself in film.  There’s also a bizarre little segment where she gets out of a pool dripping wet, which is a good start, and then proceeds to pour a bottle of water on herself.  Seems like someone got the order wrong in their list of things for hot girls in bikinis to do, but we can’t really complain about the end result.

After the jump, the rarely-seen fourth Octagon girl.



(Courtesy of MissAriannyCeleste.com)

A little hairy maybe, but I hear she’s got a great personality.  And there’s simply no denying the charisma.  At least it’s better than this:

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yuntian- November 13, 2011 at 6:15 pm
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I say- March 18, 2009 at 10:11 pm
BOING!!
Justin- March 18, 2009 at 9:53 am
Give RED comment of the week. That made me LOL.
Lil' Doomsday- March 17, 2009 at 4:25 pm
Arianny is hot, and all, but I saw a video of her making breakfast or something...and she was annoying as fuck.

Anon- March 17, 2009 at 3:47 pm
Could have sworn it was 2009
dude guy- March 17, 2009 at 3:44 pm
i think all arianny's fans would rather see her naked than fight.
OneHump- March 17, 2009 at 2:52 pm
Logan would have won.
Anonymous- March 17, 2009 at 2:34 pm
I totally bit on that one, 'fourth octagon girl? I must see!' Little did I know...
edolivas00- March 17, 2009 at 2:30 pm
clay's got hired cause even the girls got tired of watching him.
Terrakilla- March 17, 2009 at 2:21 pm
Why was Arianny talking like Charlie Brown's teacher? They should really not interview for those things.
Lek- March 17, 2009 at 1:18 pm
I liked Arianny better when all she did was do her thing in the cage, walk to her seat. The more videos I see of her talking and such, the more unattractive she gets.
petro- March 17, 2009 at 1:14 pm
god why does she have to talk
Anonymous- March 17, 2009 at 12:37 pm
"eh, she looked better in the pancake video"

What a homo.
doctor satan- March 17, 2009 at 12:24 pm
eh, she looked better in the pancake video
JiMMA- March 17, 2009 at 11:50 am
@Mayhem

Blue balls is not considered a good thing...
ihatejardine!!alot- March 17, 2009 at 11:49 am
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Anonymous- March 17, 2009 at 11:48 am
she can beat my ass any day!
mayhem420- March 17, 2009 at 11:38 am
@tired of the tease

Good things come to those who wait.
tired of the tease- March 17, 2009 at 11:31 am
I wish Arianny would just hurry up and get naked so we can quit seeing her all the time. Enough of the tease--you're doing it all for attention and we know it. Show us your tits and other assorted body parts so we can move on, like we did from Rachelle Leah.
bfowlkes- March 17, 2009 at 11:17 am
@skidding: I was wondering the same thing. Given the way casinos screw you (when I went back to collect on my GSP winnings they gave me a song and dance about the sportsbook being "down," to which I replied, "Just put the money in my fucking hand!") I'm guessing they have a way of avoiding repaying bets when the decision gets overturned months later. But rest assured, I'm looking into it.
CanadianProduce- March 17, 2009 at 11:07 am
Look guys, as the assistant of the assistant to the Cage Potato Ethics Commisionaire, I am going to have to rule that Mad Dog's "Chink" remark be penalized in accordance to the Karma Act and susequent regulations. I reference Section 2, subsection (a) "definitions" where "Chink" is defined as a racial term. In accordance to the penalties as set forth in Schedule A, I hereby authorize Cage Potato Enforcement to sentance you to 26 hours of shame.

Shame on you Mad Dog, fighters are people too. Even though they may not look like normal people or behave like normal people, they are still people. They are to people as soilent green is to people..."made of people".

Richard Tucker- March 17, 2009 at 11:06 am
LOL @ Arianny's weak-ass arm punches at 1:17 and 1:22. Yeah, she does seem pretty good at this Muay Thai stuff.

The only way she could beat my ass is if she tied me to the bed first. (Yes, that's an invitation.)
Ample- March 17, 2009 at 11:03 am
Clay might be a little huggy in the octogon but we all still like watching him. His pace is fun to watch even if he holds guys down. Not many are like him with that energy and unwillingness to alter game plans just so its fun for you to watch.

Believe it or not that technique you call hugging is actually a skill called wrestling. His style has proven to beat top fighters and it works for him.

MMA involves careful strategy and Clay's preferred style is wrestling/grond and pound. He may do a litle more wrestling then ground and pound but he gets the job done.

Screw the haters Clay, do your thing boy.

Mad Dog- March 17, 2009 at 11:01 am
Sorry guys. I take that back.
Didn't mean to be rude. I'm actually a fan of the guy.
STOP RACISM- March 17, 2009 at 10:54 am
@ Mad Dog

Hey dickhead, he's not Chinese.
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