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Video: Asshole Sucker-Punches Girl Outside of Club, Gets Curb-Stomped by Roger Huerta


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(Video courtesy of TMZ.com)

As if he wasn’t already worshipped by enough women, Roger Huerta increased his hero points this weekend by stomping the crap out of some worthless coward who sucker punched a girl outside of a bar in Austin. Check out the video above and you will see…

0:04: The sucker punch in question. Watch as the perp just strolls away like a total bitch.

0:16: Former UFC lightweight contender Roger Huerta comes by. He’s not happy with what he’s just witnessed, and wants to regulate.


0:37-0:45: When it looks like it’s go time, a well-meaning companion starts screaming "Roger!" and tries to restrain the MMA star, who’s now shirtless. The buddy gets shucked off. Another shirtless man tries to jump in, and the sucker-puncher runs away, again, like a total bitch.

0:48-1:00: Chaos ensues. A couple people nearly get run over in the street.

1:02: When the camera spots Roger again, the sucker-puncher is already laid out on the ground. Roger stomps his head, then disappears into the night.

1:19-2:01: Efforts are made to revive the sucker puncher while some johnny-come-lately tough guy starts screaming at him to get up. (It’s all good, bro, Roger already handled it.) The cameraman and his buddy try to make sense of the scene.

2:15: The sucker-puncher is dragged to his feet. Just another night in Austin.

So far, no arrests have been made related to the fracas. Said Huerta’s manager: "I have not spoken to Roger yet about this incident, but I can say that it’s in his nature to be very protective of women." *Swoon*

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Machineboi- August 7, 2010 at 5:53 pm
Hell no dumb ass...Why dont you youtube white guys and latin guys beating on women in fights then compare that ratio to how many black guys you see doing it...you fucking moron.
nettek888- August 5, 2010 at 8:20 pm
That's right..them F'N ANIMAL MONKEYS should just be shot.
I am half that guys size and I would've probably got stomped by him but I WOULD have charged that F'N animal with everything I got!!!
Thank you Roger for doing the right thing.
fatbellyfrank- August 4, 2010 at 11:18 pm
I dont beleive that is Roger in the TMZ video, the tatt looks shopped, I'm callin shenanigans on this one
ghostboner- August 4, 2010 at 10:19 pm
@DannyV - Texas does sound awesome, but I don't see where self defense comes into play here, as that would indicate that Roger was defending himself.
ghostboner- August 4, 2010 at 10:06 pm
@Seoul Bra - I do believe Miss Skeezer could easily sue Mr. Fat Fukk for assault. That is the thing I hate about these situations. For all I know that skeez deserved what she got and an uppercut to boot, but all we know is what we saw on the tape. Which means:SkeezySleezy sues FatFukk, FatFukk sues Roger, and Roger takes it in the pooper for being completely awesome and not standing by while bullshit happens.

I hope that fat fucker dude was 6ft + and 220+ pounds just so his day in court is made more embarrassing by trying to sue some 5'8" 155lb mexi for trashing him.
I Know Nothing- August 4, 2010 at 9:09 pm
props to Huerta, the world would be a better place if more people actually got involved in shit instead of standing around.
Momoplata- August 4, 2010 at 8:26 pm
doesnt make up for the homo tribal tat... but
+1 for Roger for being a gentleman
but -1 for not tea bagging the corpse, being too much of a gentleman.

you can't WIN!
fatbellyfrank- August 4, 2010 at 8:04 pm
@ Danny V, yea I think Texas takes a similar view to this sort of shit as we do here in Queensland, Bloke who knocks out bloke who king hits chick, pretty much sweet, dont do it again, leave it in the hands of the correct authorities bla bla finger wag.
Bloke who King hit chick, if you've got priors your fucked but at very least he'll get done for common assault
So to sum up Roger good Fat Fuck Bad Chick should give me a blowjob
Ballkick- August 4, 2010 at 7:45 pm
@Seoul Brother

According to Walker Texas Ranger....That's right! Chuck "fuckin" Norris!

Normally, simple assault that results in minor injury is a Class A misdemeanor, punishable by not more than 1 year in a county jail and/or a fine of not more than $4,000. However, prosecutors can bump it up to a third-degree felony – 2 to 10 years in a Texas prison and/or a fine of not more than $10,000 – in some cases.
If you are charged with simple assault, it can become a third-degree felony if the state proves that:
Fat Fuck committed the assault against a family member or someone with whom Fat Fuck was in a romantic relationship, and Fat Fuck has a previous domestic violence conviction.

So hopefully for "Mr. Fat Fuck" he is not romantically involved with "Miss Skank Ass Ho" otherwise he could face loosing 10K worth of his guhmint cheese, food stamps, and vintage "Kool Moe Dee Is the Shit" belt buckle collection.

Not to mention 2-10 at Huntsville where they don't take kindly to his folk round there.

BTW that was funny shit you wrote there
dannyvalentine- August 4, 2010 at 6:35 pm
I hate to break it to you ladies but the event in question happened in Texas and if there are two things I know about living here they are:

A. Self defense carries a hell of alot more weight around here than
most places.

B. Mexicans are more popular here than in Arizona.

so, face bitches! In order for Huerta to get any flack here the judge would have to be a HUGE liberal asshole. Lates.
Seoul Brother- August 4, 2010 at 6:24 pm
@Ballkick: In the case of Fat Fuck vs Roger Huerta, Fat Fuck is aiming for a gazillion dollars for physical damages at the hands, feet, elbows, and knees of Mr. Huerta as well as emotional trauma for being exposed as the unfuckable fat fuck that he is on TMZ, YouTube, DailyMotion, and shitloads of other sites. Mr. Fat Fuck will also be considering legal cases against TMZ et al because he's a fat fuck whose side of the "mild disagreement" between him and Ms. Skank Ass Ho didn't come out all that well in the internet footage.

In the case of Skank Ass Ho vs. Fat Fuck, Ms. Ho will settle for for his guhmint cheese, food stamps, and vintage "Kool Moe Dee Is the Shit" belt buckle. After all, they're probably living together.

Originally mistaken for a doddering old coot getting drunk on sterno in a nearby alley, Mr Cecil Peeples was willing to testify that he saw the "whole thing go down" and that Mr. Fat Fuck knocked Roger Huerta down with strikes.
Ballkick- August 4, 2010 at 5:58 pm
@Seoul Brother

You are of course assuming that the aforementioned "Fat Fuck" has any money and if he did would not disregard any judgement to pay the Bitch in question. Thing is,.. the Fat Fuck don't have no chedda, or consideration for the law....or for bitches by the look of things.
Seoul Brother- August 4, 2010 at 5:18 pm
@ghostboner: yep - litigation is the way of the bitch but couldn't the girl who got knocked down sue the fat fuck who slugged her for a metric shit ton of money?
Ballkick- August 4, 2010 at 5:10 pm
@danomite
My bad,... we missed the set up totally. Feel free to expound.
danomite- August 4, 2010 at 4:46 pm
how the hell are we 2 pages into this and NOBODY has made a "Cage vs. Cons" reference? I'm disappointed in all of you
ghostboner- August 4, 2010 at 4:43 pm
I think Roger is prob gonna get screwed on this one. If what happened to Mayhem is any indicator, being a pro fighter does not lend itself well to being seen on video headstomping someone. Let's hope the judge is an mma fan, cause that dude is gonna sue. It's what bitches do.
Seoul Brother- August 4, 2010 at 4:27 pm
Goddamn, James Toney looked good in that video...well up until he realized he was on the latest episode of "When Keepin' It Real Goes Wrong in Texas."
Denny Slim607- August 4, 2010 at 3:19 pm
He's the man now, dog.
Cornerman- August 4, 2010 at 3:14 pm
Love how Roger approaches him at first, like he wants to talk. But erry buddy know that just nigga beatin' posture cause they always runs! they always runs if they aint gottsa gun. Proof is in the puddin' nigga, he even had a wife/random ho beater tank top on. Then when Roger was distracted he tried ta skeet, but no no...Roger done ran that fat ass don and skooled it wiff some sreet justice, from the mean sreets.
Videodrome_NOW- August 4, 2010 at 3:11 pm
@D1ck4
You gave yourself AIDS by having sex with anything having more than one limb.
Felony Assault- August 4, 2010 at 3:06 pm
+100000000000000000000000 Huerta.

WAR HUERTA. I wouldve done the same thing to that pussy.
D1ck4- August 4, 2010 at 2:48 pm
@danomite

Getting raped by Roger Huerta is my only claim to fame... And I punched her because that bitch gave me AIDS.
ccman- August 4, 2010 at 2:44 pm
A. Tough guy did not even hit her from in front, flat sucker punch, and if you endorse a sucker punch, you are a tool and a bitch, period.
B. The whole 'hands as a deadly weapon' thing is very 80's. laws have changed since we no longer buy the board breaking junk. And in defense of others you can still get a pass.
C. this is Texas son, you want a rough night in jail? hit a girl, if you have to hit girls? get back to Mississippi where it is accepted, NYC where you can use the 'she is my ho' defense, or Cali where it is considered a fair fight, since Cali guys are bout the same as girls.

Or join SF and call out cyborg... then you get 50% credit in chick hitting.
El Guapo- August 4, 2010 at 2:25 pm
If you MUST go the teenage dipshit route at least do it right. Allow me..

"That beaner got that monkey good. All for some stupid white bitch."

Thank you, thank you. You're too kind.
snicket916- August 4, 2010 at 2:18 pm
fuck that stupid monkey.......huerta is the man !!!!
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