Roger Huerta Street Fight – Watch more Funny Videos
(Video courtesy of TMZ.com)
As if he wasn’t already worshipped by enough women, Roger Huerta increased his hero points this weekend by stomping the crap out of some worthless coward who sucker punched a girl outside of a bar in Austin. Check out the video above and you will see…
0:04: The sucker punch in question. Watch as the perp just strolls away like a total bitch.
0:16: Former UFC lightweight contender Roger Huerta comes by. He’s not happy with what he’s just witnessed, and wants to regulate.
0:37-0:45: When it looks like it’s go time, a well-meaning companion starts screaming "Roger!" and tries to restrain the MMA star, who’s now shirtless. The buddy gets shucked off. Another shirtless man tries to jump in, and the sucker-puncher runs away, again, like a total bitch.
0:48-1:00: Chaos ensues. A couple people nearly get run over in the street.
1:02: When the camera spots Roger again, the sucker-puncher is already laid out on the ground. Roger stomps his head, then disappears into the night.
1:19-2:01: Efforts are made to revive the sucker puncher while some johnny-come-lately tough guy starts screaming at him to get up. (It’s all good, bro, Roger already handled it.) The cameraman and his buddy try to make sense of the scene.
2:15: The sucker-puncher is dragged to his feet. Just another night in Austin.
So far, no arrests have been made related to the fracas. Said Huerta’s manager: "I have not spoken to Roger yet about this incident, but I can say that it’s in his nature to be very protective of women." *Swoon*
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commentsI am half that guys size and I would've probably got stomped by him but I WOULD have charged that F'N animal with everything I got!!!
Thank you Roger for doing the right thing.
I hope that fat fucker dude was 6ft + and 220+ pounds just so his day in court is made more embarrassing by trying to sue some 5'8" 155lb mexi for trashing him.
+1 for Roger for being a gentleman
but -1 for not tea bagging the corpse, being too much of a gentleman.
you can't WIN!
Bloke who King hit chick, if you've got priors your fucked but at very least he'll get done for common assault
So to sum up Roger good Fat Fuck Bad Chick should give me a blowjob
According to Walker Texas Ranger....That's right! Chuck "fuckin" Norris!
Normally, simple assault that results in minor injury is a Class A misdemeanor, punishable by not more than 1 year in a county jail and/or a fine of not more than $4,000. However, prosecutors can bump it up to a third-degree felony – 2 to 10 years in a Texas prison and/or a fine of not more than $10,000 – in some cases.
If you are charged with simple assault, it can become a third-degree felony if the state proves that:
Fat Fuck committed the assault against a family member or someone with whom Fat Fuck was in a romantic relationship, and Fat Fuck has a previous domestic violence conviction.
So hopefully for "Mr. Fat Fuck" he is not romantically involved with "Miss Skank Ass Ho" otherwise he could face loosing 10K worth of his guhmint cheese, food stamps, and vintage "Kool Moe Dee Is the Shit" belt buckle collection.
Not to mention 2-10 at Huntsville where they don't take kindly to his folk round there.
BTW that was funny shit you wrote there
A. Self defense carries a hell of alot more weight around here than
most places.
B. Mexicans are more popular here than in Arizona.
so, face bitches! In order for Huerta to get any flack here the judge would have to be a HUGE liberal asshole. Lates.
In the case of Skank Ass Ho vs. Fat Fuck, Ms. Ho will settle for for his guhmint cheese, food stamps, and vintage "Kool Moe Dee Is the Shit" belt buckle. After all, they're probably living together.
Originally mistaken for a doddering old coot getting drunk on sterno in a nearby alley, Mr Cecil Peeples was willing to testify that he saw the "whole thing go down" and that Mr. Fat Fuck knocked Roger Huerta down with strikes.
You are of course assuming that the aforementioned "Fat Fuck" has any money and if he did would not disregard any judgement to pay the Bitch in question. Thing is,.. the Fat Fuck don't have no chedda, or consideration for the law....or for bitches by the look of things.
My bad,... we missed the set up totally. Feel free to expound.
You gave yourself AIDS by having sex with anything having more than one limb.
WAR HUERTA. I wouldve done the same thing to that pussy.
Getting raped by Roger Huerta is my only claim to fame... And I punched her because that bitch gave me AIDS.
B. The whole 'hands as a deadly weapon' thing is very 80's. laws have changed since we no longer buy the board breaking junk. And in defense of others you can still get a pass.
C. this is Texas son, you want a rough night in jail? hit a girl, if you have to hit girls? get back to Mississippi where it is accepted, NYC where you can use the 'she is my ho' defense, or Cali where it is considered a fair fight, since Cali guys are bout the same as girls.
Or join SF and call out cyborg... then you get 50% credit in chick hitting.
"That beaner got that monkey good. All for some stupid white bitch."
Thank you, thank you. You're too kind.
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